Ironic Glasses Won’t Make You Win

What do you do if you’re a hipster and you’re a Republican!? What if you want to take a stand against all the ridiculous things that are happening with our government but you feel like you’ll be shamed by your friends? Thank god the Republicans are doing outreach to make us feel safe to be GOP.

We give you, Scott Greenberg:

And no, he’s not an actor. He’s a real person. With facts. Just like those people with real health care stories in the Koch Brothers Obamacare ads.

On today’s TWiBPrime, we also discussed how the gun lobby is screwing up Obama’s surgeon general nomination, a South Dakotan lawmaker who wants to give businesses the right to deny service to Black people (because, freedom), and why we keep having those battles on Twitter.

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20 replies
  1. 1
    chopper says:

    what if you’re being a republican ironically?

  2. 2
    Xantar says:

    That better not be an Audi because then he’s filling up with the wrong kind of gas.

  3. 3
    raven says:

    Here’s our hipster mayoral candidate in Athens. He’s an Occupy dude so he’s ok!

  4. 4
    the Conster says:

    That guy has a face that needs a fist in it.

  5. 5

    He’s a little too earnest for a hipster.

  6. 6
    shelly says:

    And of course, no details on what regulations are hurting his friends job chances.

  7. 7
    Josie says:

    @the Conster: That was exactly my reaction when I looked at him. Great minds and all that….

  8. 8
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    @shelly: That would require knowledge and critical thinking skills.

    Two things that Rethuglicans abhor.

  9. 9
    Mnemosyne says:

    That striped shirt makes him look French.

  10. 10
    shortstop says:

    Look at me. LOOK AT ME! OVER HERE! SNAP!

    Jesus, he’s as bad as Michelle Bachmann, and all because he’s too stupid to memorize a 30-second script.

  11. 11
    danielx says:

    @the Conster:

    Uh-huh. Backpfeifengesicht.

    One would think that ‘Republican’ and ‘hipster’ are mutually exclusive terms. However…in set theory one could see an overlap of these two groups, with the intersecting ellipse of the two circles formally labelled ‘doucherocket’. Kind of like ‘Democrat’ and ‘Ralph Nader’.

  12. 12
    jayjaybear says:

    He must be a hipster. I’m having my standard hipster reaction to seeing him…an overwhelming urge to push him off a subway platform as the next train is coming in…

  13. 13
    Gozer says:

    The fucking cadence of his speech immediately made me think about this.

    And Mike Commodore’s playoff beard would eat that guy’s face for lunch.

  14. 14
    MikeJ says:


    And of course, no details on what regulations are hurting his friends job chances.

    They would be able to get jobs as waiters if the gubbmint didn’t demand the employer pay them $2.70 an hour.

  15. 15
    Roger Moore says:


    what if you’re being a republican ironically?

    Then you deserve to have your chops busted ironically.

  16. 16
    Citizen_X says:

    I see this kid, I’m punching him and taking his leather. Nice Hitler ‘stache, dude!

  17. 17
    Gus says:

    I call bullshit. That fuckstick has a job?

  18. 18
    The Republic of Stupidity says:


    Watch his eyes carefully… he appears to be reading what he’s saying…

  19. 19
    John Revolta says:

    what if you’re being a republican ironically?

    I actually know a guy who does exactly that. He’s also one of these guys who claim to like Shemp better than Curly.

  20. 20
    Fred says:

    @Gus: Sure. He’s an actor in GOP promos. Can’t get any work in pornos.

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