I have an ad for you. The scene, two bearded and middle-aged Army buddies sitting on a porch seeing each other for the first time in decades, and it is snowing, and they are just shooting the breeze drinking coffee.
Shawn: Been a while.
John: Yup. Too long.
Shawn: Good coffee. Better than what we were used to.
John: No doubt. Were y’all getting a bunch of snow in Maryland?
Shawn: Yeah, it was tough getting here. You know they banned chains on your tires in Maryland?
John: No, why?
Shawn: They tear up the roads so they were banned. Makes a mess for the people who live in the country. Are they banned in West Virginia?
John: Man, I really don’t know and never thought about it. I drive a Subaru.
I will sell you that commercial for two brand new fully loaded Subaru vehicles of our choices. And it would work.