The first two items of the Christie bill of particulars against Wildenstein:
- As a 16 year-old kid, he sued over a local school board election.
- He was publicly accused by his high school social studies teacher of deceptive behavior.
This is not from the Onion, but it could be: “As a college freshman, he once was found palming a Ghostflame Siver card in a Magic: The Gathering tournament.”
In a few months, Christie’s going to be telling his story hunched over a warm beer in the Metuchen Legion Club.