Via J-TWO-O, a distressingly realistic portrayal of conference call dynamics:
I’m the dingbat whose dogs go ballistic in the background and disrupt the call. SQUIRREL!
Some of y’all were understandably hating on the “Teabag Buddy” cup warmer / string securer / teabag squeezer / spoon caddy I received as a holiday gift. I was reminded of it when I saw this Buzzfeed listicle: 28 Most Distressing First World Problems on Instagram.
One features a tea tab floating in a mug and an Instagrammer lamenting it as an ill omen for the new day. This is something my Teabag Buddy is designed to prevent.
But I did utter a sentence this week that immediately struck me as an embarrassing FWP complaint: “Noooo! We’re out of half-and-half, so I have to mix heavy cream and milk!” Shameful.
What’s the dumbest FWP you’ve heard articulated lately? Or feel free to discuss whatever…