Here’s a goodbye message to Liz Cheney, using cultural signifiers easily comprehended by her core demographic. I’m sorry to see her go, but there is a bit of justice in the fact that some gay bashing ratfucking put the final nail in her already well-assembled coffin. Though I sincerely hope that her children are fine, since we can’t choose our parents, I’ll bet you a shiny quarter that this is a lie:
“Serious health issues have recently arisen in our family, and under the circumstances, I have decided to discontinue my campaign. My children and their futures were the motivation for our campaign and their health and well-being will always be my overriding priority,” Cheney said in the statement.