In today’s episode, Lynne opens her piehole:
Lynne Cheney, wife of former Vice President Dick Cheney and mother of U.S. Senate candidate Liz Cheney, on Saturday night told former U.S. Sen. Alan Simpson “shut your mouth” about his support for her daughter’s opponent, according to an online account by Simpson’s daughter-in-law.
“So I’m at the Patrons Ball tonight and Lynne Cheney, the mother of Liz, comes up to my father-in-law and tells him to… I believe the direct quote was “Shut your mouth” regarding his support of Mike Enzi,” Deb Oakley Simpson wrote on her Facebook page.
I don’t know how much worse this can get, but I will note that Dick hasn’t done anything stupid lately. I guess it’s time for him to pull out his shotgun and shoot Cowboy Joe at the next UW football game. After which, Liz should do the right thing and euthanize her campaign before the governor signs a proclamation banning her family from the state.
(By the way, the Patrons Ball is a big deal social gala in Cody, the Simpson’s home town, for the Buffalo Bill Historical Center. The Simpsons have been the kingpins in that town since Al’s dad, Governor and Senator Milward, was an attorney there.)