Possibly date-rapey WikiLeaker Julian Assange extols the virtues of the American libertarian movement, Paul père et fils and Matt Drudge:
Huh. And here I thought Rand Paul was a reproductive rights-restricting, austerity-humping, Civil Rights Act-deploring tea party loon who wants to gut Social Security to further enrich the Waltons and Koch Brothers. And I had written Drudge off as a has-been wingnut propagandist who runs a 1998 web design museum.
Turns out Paul is just a fluffy pacifist bunny who opposes taxes, the draft, drones and abortion because nonviolence! Who knew?
And thank dog Drudge broke the Clinton sploodge-dress story back in ’98 to shake the media out of its self-censorship trance. Otherwise, some prep school cheerleader legacy admission masquerading as a plain-spoken cowpoke might have come along to lie us into a calamitous war, with an online wingnut chorus babbling about “democracy, whiskey, sexy” every step of the way. Dodged a bullet there, we did.
[H/T: Commenter Another Bot Splainer]