So, it’s the end of July, and the tomatoes are starting to come out, so you know what that means! Time for the wingnuts to foment racial unrest. I have no idea why they are always at their worst in the summer, and I think it’s because all these crackers are miserable from the Alabama heat and humidity. Even with their rebel flag bandannas and watering holes, these guys get mad pissed at the coloreds every summer.
At any rate, since Fox News and Limbaugh rule our world, here is what my local teabilly nutjob had up on his redneck twitter feed today:
Yeah, Obama is the racist. Because again, black people are the real racists. Just ask Chris Rock. On the other hand, I gotta say, at least this redneck neo-confederate puke has the balls to own up to it. Compare that to this ticker from Jake Tapper’s recent show with one of the best Cavuto marks in a long time:
I confronted him, and told him he should probably talk to his staff, and his response was priceless:
@Johngcole I asked the panel about a quote from a Fox News pundit. My team rocks and the conversation was great.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) July 20, 2013
Well, I guess that makes sense. If some crazy person said something somewhere, damned straight we should ignore what Obama really said and then have a “great” conversation.
Let’s try this out for size. I know some of you have accused Jake of any number of things, the least of which is the hubris on display here. Suppose I convened a panel to discuss the state of journalism, and spent an hour discussing Tapper’s career? Even though we had a productive discussion and agreed by today’s standards, he’s not that bad (and he wrote a pretty damned good book), I checked my comments section (and I think even the nuttiest of you is more sane than anyone who appears on Fox) and you had asked a sincere question. So I had my staff throw it out there. Is it responsible to speculate? I would be irresponsible not to. Soo, using his journalistic standards, I wonder what Jake would think of this ticker?
I mean, I’m just repeating what someone else said and asking for a response. For the conversation.
There is as much reason for me to ask that question as there is for an alleged news team with an anchor with an iq over room temperature. Just like there is no reason for me to think or even ask if Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile, there is no reason for anyone who read or saw Obama’s speech to question him about race-baiting. And no matter how “serious” or “great” the discussion may have been, there is no excuse for this.
Unless you’re just a total dickhead interested in ratings and making sure your Fox News portfolio is solid.
BTW CNN- Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988). Look it up.
Baud
The commenters here rock and I’m looking forward to a great conversation.
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
Well duh. Was there any real question?
Joseph Nobles
Have we nailed down the sex of the children Jake Tapper is most assuredly not anally raping, or is he an equal-opportunity non-kiddy-anal-raper?
Citizen_X
Does that include Matoko chan?
cbear
Tapper is a child rapist?
That’s funny, I thought he was the guy who smokes goat dicks?
I haz confuzed.
Litlebritdifrnt
The question mark needs to be strung up and executed as far as I am concerned. It has been so abused of late that we really need to get rid of the poor thing. “Some people will ask?” is the classic.
MoeLarryAndJesus
Tapper is NOT an anal-raping pedophile. He’s an anal-raping necrophile. Everyone knows that.
Steeplejack
“Anal-raping pedophile”? Well, we meant it rhetorically, and it did lead to a hell of a conversation, boss. Our ratings are way up.
Steeplejack
@Citizen_X:
Hey, I would take her back in a minute if it got rid of some of the current trolls.
ETA: “Hi. My name is Steeplejack, and I am a cudlip.”
“Hi, Steep!”
The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik
@cbear:
That was Mickey Kaus.
@Litlebritdifrnt:
Just remember that it’s irresponsible NOT to speculate.
Corner Stone
Well. I, for one, feel this is a conversation we should have. Nay, must have.
What’s strange is I had to actually Google Tapper because I thought he already did work at Fox.
So…learned something today.
Corner Stone
@Steeplejack: I feel it’s a bracing admission that the debate has changed.
gbear
I wouldn’t have known that Jake Trapper could be an Anal Raping Pedophile unless I’d come here to get that info. It’s good to know. I wonder if it’s trending on Google? I mean, Jake Trapper, an Anal Raping Pedophile? Who knew?
Corner Stone
I’m not sure what the issue here is. It seems Fair and Balanced to me.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Heh. Before I even saw this
I was thinking this is just one more example of how the SCLM takes its talking points from FoxNews.
and I’ll repost what I put below when somebody brought up the Cole/Tapper twitter spat
Slate is also trolling for hits with a Cavuto mark about Obama’s speech “stoking or calming racial tensions?”, though the actual article doesn’t seem to take that line. Interesting that the Village, which couldn’t see racism in birtherism, teleprompterism, release-your-transcipts, foreign, apologize, learn to be an American, welfare president, foodstamp president, and can’t see it in voter suppression laws even as several state-level Republicans have come right out and said it’s race-based, now worries about Obama stoking racial tensions. In fact, CNN just hired the guy who coined “foodstamp president”. So, yeah, fuck Jake Tapper and all who sail with him.
Corner Stone
@gbear:
I think you’re thinking of Trapper John, M.D.
Come to think of it, was Trapper John an Anal Raping Pedophile like some suggest Jake Tapper might be?
ChrisNYC
He’s an ass and he always has been. The fact that he’s an intermittant heartthrob of part of the blogosphere says more about the poor judgment of that sphere than anything else.
cbear
@The Snarxist Formerly Known as Kryptik: No, Kaus is the guy who blows goat dicks—Tapper smokes them.
There’s a subtle but important difference between the two—just ask Jake Tapper.
the Conster
Jake Tapper isn’t an anal raping pedophile? Huh. I will believe he is until Jake Tapper, the alleged anal raping pedophile comes here to explain he isn’t Jake Tapper, the alleged anal raping pedophile, like George Tierney Jr. of Greenville South Carolina will always have to explain why George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina isn’t the giant douchebag that everyone thinks that George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina really is. Also, too.
schrodinger's cat
Unfortunately I know who Tapper is, but who the hell is Cavuto?
cbear
@Corner Stone: Trapper John was not an anal raping pedophile, you ninny.
He raped those kids the regular way—he’s an M.D. for god’s sake.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@schrodinger’s cat: Neil Cavuto, FoxBot, late of CNBC famous for framing propaganda as questions. “Does President Obama want the US economy to fail?” “Obama: Communist or Socialist?”, hence “Cavuto mark”.
cbear
@the Conster: Isn’t George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina the horse raping guy?
Is he a pal of Tapper?
Those sick bastards!
Zapruder F. Mashtots, D.D.S. (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
This may well be the best post I’ve ever seen.
Tripod
the banality of evil if you wanted an accurate tag.
Corner Stone
@cbear: Well shit. I think we need to have an hour long conversation about this. Jake Tapper: Sucker of Smoked Goat Cock? Or Jake Tapper: Anal Raping Pedophile?
This could be one long, hard session.
schrodinger's cat
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Got it, I stay far far away from Fox. I can’t handle that much crazy.
Luthe
@MoeLarryAndJesus: No no no. Jake Tapper’s alleged to be an anal raping necro-pedophile. Some people say he likes ’em young and dead.
OzoneR
If only Obama would use the bully pulpit.
Corner Stone
You know, at first I wasn’t really prepared to discuss this for an hour or more. But then I Googled Jake Tapper anal raping pedophile and the first two results made me reconsider whether this is something we need to convene a panel on. I think it’s clear that we do.
Politically Lost
Well, now that we’ve established that it’s “out there” and, as I can see above “some people say” that Mr. TAPper is an anal raping pedophile we can then move the discussion to everyone that has any sort of relationship with Mr. TAPper must, of course, condone, engage in, and deeply participate in Mr. TAPper’s favorite past time of anal raping young children.
I can’t wait until we get to the bottom of this important story. It’s out there.
Steeplejack
@schrodinger’s cat:
Neil Cavuto, inventor of the Cavuto mark. (Take any vile assertion, put a question mark at the end so you can say, “Hey, it’s just a question that’s out there.” Like “race-baiter in chief?” above.)
gbear
@Corner Stone: This should probably be discussed until the possibility of Jake Trapper being an anal raping pedophile comes up when a person simply enters ‘Jake Trapper’ into Google. I mean, if there’s a possibility that Jake Trapper is an anal raping pedophile, it should just come up when you type his name, for everyone’s safety.
The Dangerman
@MoeLarryAndJesus:
Poor Helen Thomas.
Davis X. Machina
Well, it’s not literally true, but it does possess its own sort of narrative truth.
eemom
I wonder if the gentleman will grace us with his presence, like he did last time Cole FPed him.
We might learn something.
Corner Stone
@gbear: I agree. But I think it may be more important to public safety if we spelled that person’s name right.
So that everyone knows the story alleging Jake Tapper being an anal raping pedophile is out there.
Steeplejack
@Davis X. Machina:
Clearly Jake Tapper is not an anal-raping pedophile, but it makes a good metaphorical launching point for a bracing discussion of the issues (whatever they may be).
NickT
Let’s just remember that both sides do it.
seaboogie
I’m impressed. How did you make the ticker read so richly and succinctly? Not a techie here by any means….
Comrade Jake
Tapper is a fucking cheese dick.
Politically Lost
@Davis X. Machina:
And, since the narrative has become part of the story we’ll need to probe ever deeper into whether Mr. TAPper has ties to the community of anal raping pedophiles.
gbear
You know what, I’ve had kind of a crappy day, so this just feels like the perfect thing to do this evening. I can go to bed knowing I’ve done something constructive.
gogol's wife
@the Conster:
See this is why I thought you wuz a guy. :)
I have to do the dishes after a dinner party, so don’t have time to read the whole thread. Did Tapper show up yet?
Politically Lost
@gbear:
Agreed.
Steeplejack
@Comrade Jake:
I think you mean: “Jake Tapper—fucking cheese dick?”
NickT
@Comrade Jake:
So Jake Tapper is a goat-raping cheese-fucker? I am guessing the perverted bastard only sexes with kinky surrender-monkey fromage, rather than honest Vermont cheddar. ALLEGEDLY.
gbear
@Corner Stone: GAH!! Shit.My crappy day continues.
It’s Jake TAPPER that might be a anal raping pedophile. Thanks for the correction. Jebus.
Odie Hugh Manatee
@cbear:
I heard that Jake Tapper has an obsession with blowing farm goats. I want to know if he gets the owners permission first or if he sneaks on their land late at night.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Odie Hugh Manatee: Goat blowing: A Beltway Epidemic?
ETA: Speaking of unnatural acts with goats and their anuses (anii?), is Erick Erickson still part of Jake’s rocking team?
Violet
This is the best post ever in the history of Balloon Juice.
I think it’s important that we discuss the narrative around Jake Tapper possibly or possibly not being an anal-raping pedophile. Let’s discuss when this might or might not have started. Should we look into Jake Tapper’s childhood? Has he ever encountered any anal-raping pedophiles? How could we know? Is it important that we know?
Comrade Jake
I just want to meet the people who tune into Tapper’s show.
Scratch that, I don’t really want to meet a bunch of child-raping pedophiles.
Kay
His team rocks:
NickT
@Violet:
Was Jake Tapper the other man in Heinrich Himmler’s cheese-fucking harem? History demands that we investigate this important matter.
gbear
@gbear: Let me correct myself:
Trentrunner
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TaMara (BHF)
I must, must, must have part in this conversation. Now, let me get this straight, we are discussing whether Jake Tapper is an alleged boot licking, Fox loving anal-raping pedophile or is he an alleged goat dick smoking pseudo-journalist, correct?
And then there is the camp that claims he’s an alleged necrophiliac with pedophile tendencies.
Now that I have that straight…should we lay out the details, or just speculate because it would irresponsible not to.
mai naem
I’m all confused. Is Jake Tapper a human kid anal rapist or a kid goat anal rapist? I would think you would get a shorter sentence if you were a kid goat anal rapist than a human kid anal rapist.
NickT
@TaMara (BHF):
Don’t forget Jake Tapper’s sexy time with cheese inbetween his bouts of frenzied goat-raping while wearing a Ronald Reagan Was My Alpha Male t-shirt.
mai naem
BTW I didn’t think Cavuto was on CNBC. I think y’all are thinking of Fox Business and before that Fox So Called Newz.
Violet
Certainly some say Jake Tapper might be an anal-raping pedophile. I’ve heard it. It’s out there. It’s worth discussing.
the Conster
@gogol’s wife:
LOL. For some reason I can’t really explain I find it highly complimentary I come across as a guy – maybe because I have no compunction about calling Jake Tapper an alleged anal raping pedophile. Jake Tapper, the alleged anal raping pedophile, should have to defend himself against the characterization of him as an anal raping pedophile, since the Beltway Villagers have no problem characterizing President Obama as the race baiter in chief. When Jake Tapper, the alleged anal raping pedophile understands what it means to be (maybe) unfairly characterized as an anal raping pedophile, maybe he’ll be able to influence the FAIL main stream media he participates in to stop mischaracterizing President Obama, using the Cavuto mark, as a race baiter, because (maybe) he will appreciate the unfairness of being characterized as (maybe) an anal raping pedophile.
Odie Hugh Manatee
@OzoneR:
Yes, if only Obama would pound a smoked goat dick on the bully pulpit. That would make that rumored anal raping pedophile Jake Tapper happy.
Steeplejack
@Kay:
God, now I hope Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile, because that would be (marginally) less offensive than that exchange between him and Madden.
gbear
I wonder how Obama will address Jake Tapper (anal raping pedophile?) at the next press conference?
“What’s your question, dickhead?” would be appropriate.
Comrade Jake
Tapper’s Wikipedia page has now been updated to reflect speculation that he is a child-raping pedophile.
Also noted that he was in a fraternity at Darrmouth and dated Monica Lewinsky. Seems to me that this was destiny for Jake.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Kay: Kevin Madden was a high mugwump in the Romney campaign, which I guess gives him some qualifications to discuss race-baiting demagoguery. (And it’s Obama’s fault he ‘brings out the worst in the right and left”? You rock, Kev!)
also, too, the Facebook post of a guy my news-junkie self has never even heard of dictates that agenda of Jake’s rockin’ panel.
gbear
@Trentrunner: Git er done.
Comrade Jake
@Kay: BOTH SIDES DOIT!!!!
the Conster
@Comrade Jake:
Jake Tapper, the (alleged) anal raping pedophile, needs to bow down before the power of Tunch. All hail Tunch.
Violet
You know, this story about Jake Tapper being an anal-raping pedophile is out there. I’ve heard it. I think it’s important to discuss it.
Citizen_X
Well, it’s not like Jake Tapper raped and murdered a girl in the 90s, like I heard Glen Beck did.
Wayners T
“Redneck twitter feed” is an instant classic. I can’t stop laughing.
Kay
@Steeplejack:
That’s settled then. The FOX news journalist called Obama “race-baiter in chief” because Obama’s a Democrat. Partisan. The worst kind of Democrat.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Kay: but Kevin Madden, whose employers include not only Romney but Tom Delay and Alberto Gonzales, is no partisan.
joel hanes
No matter what names we dream up, which epithets we repeat, the real Jake “lies for money” Tapper is lower than our words can paint him.
Kay
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
I just can’t figure out who will discuss race and bring people together if we exclude partisan Democrats.
Won’t we be knocking out 99% of the elected African-Americans?
I’m sure they’ll hash out the details at the next roundtable. For now, the problem is partisan Democrats. We know that.
joel hanes
@Citizen_X:
murdered a girl in the 90s, like I heard Glen Beck did.
I thought it was Joe Scarborough who murdered the intern. The story is out there, anyway.
TaMara (BHF)
@Violet: Yes, yes I think we should discuss this whole idea of Jake Tapper being an (alleged) anal-raping pedophile.
julie
so when will Cole call out his local teabilly nutjob on his racism? how about rearranging the letters on his sign or something comparably benign to at least express disapproval? bigots need to be shamed, not tolerated.
Redshirt
@the Conster: Since we’re on the Panel of Record, I’d like to point out, for the record, that George J. Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina recanted of his goat fucking ways. At least on Twitter. He’s been radio silent ever since – in fact, he even followed old Redshirt on the Twitter machine.
I’ve been nice to him since – for, when a goat fucker sincerely asks for help, you gotta lend a hand.
Redshirt
@Kay: Only Conservative White Americans can talk about race, because they don’t see color, just the character of a man’s soul.
Jay
This post is tremendous. We have to do everything we can to make sure it gets into Tapper’s hands.
Also, too: it’s worth repeating that Tapper, as big a blowdried dickweed as ever there was, got his start in TV journalism by covering one of R. Kelly’s criminal cases for VH-1. VH-1!
Redshirt
If anyone needs proof Obama is the real racist.
schrodinger's cat
@Redshirt: And only conservative men can discuss women’s reproductive issues.
Redshirt
@schrodinger’s cat: True. The lesson is, Conservative White Men should be the only people discussing anything. The rest of us should shut up and fall in line.
gbear
@julie:
Guys who have signs like that tend to spend their entire day with one eye on the sign and a shotgun handy. I’d feel like messing with the sign too, but some things are better left alone.
kc
“Some people say that Jake Tapper is …”
Ruckus
@Redshirt:
…just the character of a man’s soul which of course is directly correlated to the color of his skin.
/conservatives.
Fixed
gbear
Is Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile? The question is still out there.
Violet
@julie: I thought posting pictures of the sign was calling him out on his racism.
Ruckus
@gbear:
I heard that Jake Tapper wasn’t a anal-raping pedophile, but is it possible that he does like to suck goat dick?
FlipYrWhig
Great conversation!
Joseph Nobles
Sources tell me that if Jake Tapper had just pushed back from the kiddy table earlier, there would be a lot less of these rumors for us to discuss responsibly. I have not yet been able to veracity of any of these sources, though; it’s impossible to catch a cab in Dallas.
lojasmo
@NickT:
Ted & Helen is an anal raping pedophile?
Too soon, or perhaps too late. Who can judge?
Odie Hugh Manatee
@TaMara (BHF):
From what I am hearing, is it possible that Jake Tapper might be a boot licking, Fox loving, goat dick smoking, cheese and anal-raping pedophile pseudo-journalist?
If so, does he prefer raping swiss while smoking goat dick?
handsmile
@Ruckus:
That’s funny, ‘cuz I heard that Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile and likes to suck goat dick. A prince of the Village, Tapper wants to do both sides.
And that’s why Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum refuses to grant him an interview.
At least that’s what I’ve read somewhere.
David Koch
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David Koch
This is CNN?
gmanninaz
Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988)
Lots of parody and while no malice has been shown toward Jake Tapper, I hardly consider him a public figure for first amendment purposes. He wrote a book. My Dad’s neighbor writes book and pays a lot of money to have them printed and then sells them out of his automobiles trunk. Anal-raping pedophile, we’ll have to wait and see on that. . .
vheidi
@TaMara (BHF): call me lazy, but is Jake Tapper an anal-raping pedophile? It Would be irresponsible not to speculate
slag
Unfortunately, Tapper didn’t have his own show back during the ’08 election. He totally would have scooped “Terrorist Fist Pound?” lady. That there’s Pulitzer territory.
TRex
I’ve heard Jake Tapper hangs out on dark beaches knocking endangered sea turtles away from the water as they hatch and struggle to swim.
Mike G
@julie:
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Kyle
@David Koch:
In the pathetic state into which that channel has descendend, you’re supposed to say it with a tone of disdain and disbelief:
THIS is CNN?
Southern Goth
@gmanninaz: You may have raised a valid point of concern. After all, who the fuck watches CNN?
slag
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Well, look, in order to decide this issue of whether or not Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile, we’re going to have to look at it very clinically. Very. Clinically.
Redshirt
I know this has been a fun thread and all, but I find pedophilia to be one of the least funny topics on earth. Goat fucking frog licker? Sure, go for it. But pedophilia is not so funny.
sharl
This right here is the conversation America has put off for too long. Once the questions regarding Jake Tapper’s possible tendencies as an anal raping pedophile are answered, then, just maybe, we can move forward as a nation.
Joseph Nobles
@gmanninaz: “I hardly consider (Jake Tapper) a public figure for first amendment purposes.”
Jake Tapper is a White House correspondent for CNN and hosts a cable news show for them. He’s not some schmuck out mowing his lawn.
slag
@Redshirt: Hard to disagree with this. It feels dirty just typing it. Personally, I thought the baby turtle twist was a huge improvement, but then, I immediately felt bad for the turtles. It’s a no win.
Jewish Steel
Very late to this party but I am here to reassure you all that Jake Tapper is not a anal-raping pedophile. He is just a garden variety shitheel. Move along now.
Misterpuff
Watch out Tobias Funke. Jake Tapper is taking your title: Analrapist
gbear
@Mike G:
You missed one:
I am boar scat.
Time Travelin (real name Tobias Funke)
Huh, I always assumed Tapper was a licensed Analrapist. I had no idea he was doing it illegally. Will have to alert the academy.
Ruckus
@handsmile:
OK that makes more sense. So are you questioning if Jake Tapper likes to combine being an anal-raping pedophile and a goat dick sucker?
Villago Delenda Est
There is no hell hot enough to properly deal with the likes of Tapper.
piratedan
more real journalism being done on a junior high mimeograph handout than with Tapper and his crowd. They want to discuss racism in context, feel free to look at our prison and legal system, voter suppression and income disparities. Instead its all about fee fees and projectionism and a bunch of “well said!’s” and “heh indeed”… These fuckers can’t get off their ass and do any “real” journalism because they’re no page clicks in it nor do their producers care about illustrating any of the real problems that face our society today and strangely enough, that’s one of the real problems facing our society today.
Anya
Hey, come on, you guys Jake Tapper has never been an anal-raping pedophile; but he’s a dishonest hack who takes his ideas from wingnut radio hosts no one ever heard off. Okay, maybe Jake Tapper was an anal-raping pedophile in his youth. I don’t know that,< and I am not going to speculate.
eemom
@gmanninaz:
We can haz a Stupidest Thing Ever Written On This Blog contest plz? thx.
Ruckus
@piratedan:
My first response is that maybe we could shame them. After I picked myself off the floor after I fell down laughing at myself, I realized that they have no shame, none, nada, zip, zero, and in fact may be in negative territory in the shame department. So whatever is the opposite of shame, they have plenty of that.
Ruckus
@eemom:
I realize this may be in the running somewhere, but it hardly rises to stupidest. Way deeper into stupid we have BOB, timmy, T&H and any number of other regular trolls, not to mention any number of single issue trolls like Chet. They have all reached down deep to try and raise stupid to an art form.
eemom
@Ruckus:
Quite right, viewing Teh Stoopid in a larger, holistic and universal sense.
However, from the admittedly tiny perspective of one who has spent their entire dreary professional life amongst legal definitions of various kinds — that someone with sufficient functioning neurons to type words on a keyboard, could simultaneously possess the belief that Jake Tapper is not a “public figure”…..well, it’s just its own kind of mind-blowing.
Ruckus
@eemom:
Maybe there is a better description than stupid. Dumb of course is supposed to be someone who lacks the ability to put together the ideas in the first place, not someone who can’t believe the salient facts/details when they are right in their face. A new/other word perhaps, which describes someone who refuses to understand facts. Conservative, maybe?
cosima
Are we sure that Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile? It could be that Jake Tapper is an angel-raping pedophile. Since we’re speculating.
Patricia Kayden
Posts like this are why I love John Cole and Balloon Juice. You knocked it out of the park with this one. I stay away from CNN and this nonsense shows why I should continue to do so.
stinger
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: THIS x 1000.
gmanninaz
@Joseph Nobles: Comment #112
Deeg
@Violet:
Yeah. I’ve been hearing some people say that Jack Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile. If some people are talking about it, it would be utterly irresponsible to not get into a solid discussion.
johnny's mom
Sorry I’m so late to the conversation, but…
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It's Not The Fall, It's The Landing
When I did a search on “Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile,” it brought me here, where I discovered a lot of comments speculating about whether or not Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile, but no definitive confirmation as to whether or not Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile.
However, now that people are discussing whether or not Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile, I think it’s only fair that we have a detailed and public examination of any evidence that Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile. So, anyone who has evidence that Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile should post it here, where we’re having a frank and candid discussion as to whether or not Jake Tapper is an anal-raping pedophile.
I’ve also heard a rumor that Jake Tapper is a coprophage. Anybody know anything about that?
TOP123
Sigh. Seriously disappointed to have been late to this thread, and unable to point out in a timely fashion, in reference to cheese-molestation, that fromage-frigger Jake Tapper’s fraternity at Dartmouth was, in fact, known as the Cheese House, or the Cheese Lodge, and the bright red baseball caps with Greek letters they wore were known as Cheese Sirens.
True fact.
fuckwit
There was a great documentary “Outfoxed”, came out during the Great Documentary Boom of the mid 2000’s (inspired by Michael Moore’s successes). They strung together a whole bunch of Cavuto Marks in one segment, it was hilarious.
Phoenix Woman
Is Jake Tapper being a tool again?
http://firedoglake.com/2009/06/13/its-tooltime-with-tapper-again/
MoeLarryAndJesus
@The Dangerman:
Too soon! Too soon!
But perhaps not for Jake Tapper, who always has a meat thermometer in his anal-raping pocket…
Paul in KY
@The Dangerman: If Jake Tapper was an anal-raping necrophile, I wouldn’t think he could handle the late, great Helen Thomas. Now, if he was an anal-raping pedophile, I would guess Mrs. Thomas would be a bit old for him.
Just my opinion…
Paul in KY
@Trentrunner: Yes, we are using terms like Jake Tapper anal-raping pedophile (some sa) in the manner you mentioned above.
Paul in KY
@Citizen_X: Theoretically, if Jake Tapper was an anal-raping necrophiliac, he might have murdered her to satisfy his sick, twisted fanatasies. Some would say…
Paul in KY
@Redshirt: The question about Jake Tapper being an anal-raping pedophile is out there now, Redshirt. It would be irresponsible not to acknowledge it.