But Boss sure as hell can. I just watched him clear a five foot dresser.
I went into his room to clean his litter (which I am doing twice a day because even if he hasn’t sprayed, Tomcat urine smells worse than Satan’s taint), but I also brought his dinner in, and thought I would clean the litter and vacuum and then feed him, so I put his food on the dresser, and as I cleaned his litter, home team said “I’m tired of waiting,” and launched himself up effortlessly. I just sort of cocked my head and wondered if I was seeing things.
So now I am going through my entire house and removing all the things that used to be safe from Tunch’s grasp. I’ve thrown out every piece of gum in the house, because I don’t need him eating it or knocking it off so the girls do, as well as tons of other stuff.