I was so done crying until my best friend Walt called from an island in South Carolina, and I just broke down again. How does one person produce this much snot? I went through a whole god damned roll of paper towels already. Thank FSM for the girls, who know something is very, very wrong, and Rosie, the JRT empath, has not left me alone all night, FSM bless her:
Lily is just too damned stupid to notice, not to mention she loves me at an 11 every day on a scale of one to ten, but Rosie knows something ain’t right. I guess there was a reason I found her beside the road and she jumped into the car.
I already miss him so much.
Fare thee well, my only true one. I love you more than words can tell. I will roll, roll, roll. I can’t believe you are gone and I let you down like this. Rest in peace, my fat little buddy.