Because I have two dogs who love cat food I have basically surrendered my dining room table to Tunch’s food bowl, because the dogs can not reach it. I’ve watched him try to psych himself up and jump up to the table, which he can still reach, but I felt bad for all the effort my 11 year old life partner was going through. So I spent a couple hundred bucks on a cat tower for Tunch, and moved his food there. He responded by jumping up on the table where his food normal was, reached over, and knocked his bowl off the cat tower so the dogs could eat his food.
Regardless, I still love him, and many of you have asked for Tunch pics, so here is an action shot of him using his cat tower:
Asshole. That seriously is the closest he has ever been to HIS GOD DAMNED CAT TOWER. Also, too:
I guess just the proximity to the concept of climbing shit tired him out.
There you go. The most awesome and simultaneously worthless fucking cat on the planet.