Pens Senators Open Thread

Let’s go Pens!

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    Poopyman says:

    Casey v Toomey? Steel cage match?

    That could be about equivalent to the Battle of the PBS All-Stars.

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    Redshirt says:

    How ’bout them Bruins?

    As I have no TV, I tried going out yesterday to watch the game. To my surprise, I learned that EVERYTHING closes in May in a ski town. Even the pizza places were closed.

    So I missed that ending. Bummer.

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    gocart mozart says:

    You spelled Penis wrong.

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    Let this Pens/Sens series determine once and for all which team can shorten their name using “ens”. Not invited: Toledo Mud Hens.

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    NotMax says:

    Hm. There are several Senators who warrant time in the pen.

    Oh, sports stuff. Never mind. Carry on.

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    geg6 says:

    WOOHOO! Scratch my back with a hacksaw!

    Which reminds me, gotta remember to put the game on the radio since I think it’s on tv on NBC Sports. That way I don’t have to listen to the fucking hacks they have but will still be able to watch. If I even have to hear a syllable out of Millberry’s piehole, I’ll start throwing shit.

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    wmd says:

    Do we have any pictures of Tunch since Cole sent the little lady cat packing? Did Tunch go with her since they were romantically linked? Is it irresponsible to speculate?

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    NickT says:

    If anyone would like to see a Freddie de Boer trainwreck in motion, you can check out the comments to this:

    Now with extreme bonus Andrew Sullivan jackassery.

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    Peter says:

    Fuck that. Go Sens Go!

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    piratedan says:

    for everyone who had TWIB in the pool, please turn your tickets in at the cashiers office :-)

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    Schlemizel says:

    Have I mentioned that the Gopher Womens Hockey team has won 49 straight games? That they were undefeated all season on their way to a second consecutive national championship?

    Do you have any idea how difficult it is to win that many in a row in hockey? No mens team has ever done it because it is so easy to take a night off, particularly after a top seed is assured.

    You can make fun of womens hockey if you have never seen the game.

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    NotMax says:


    has won 49 straight games?

    How many gay games?

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    Peter says:

    @NickT: To misquote the Trailer Park Boys: I’ve met dogs and cats smarter than Andrew and Freddie!

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    The Dangerman says:

    The Penis mightier than the Penguins.

    /sean connery

    ETA: Fuck me! On Balloon Juice, pen1s is a banned word?

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    NotMax says:


    Obama: boodle or peagle?



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    Schlemizel says:


    Well, it is womans hockey.

    See, I still have a sense of humor about the game.

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    YellowJournalism says:

    @NotMax: Republicans think he’s a cocky-peadle.

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    Schlemizel says:

    @The Dangerman:

    I wish I had thought to tke a picture but at the grocery store today they had taped a note over the card reader at the checkout

    Penis broken please use finger

    I assume the kid that wrote the note intentionally didn’t space between Pen and is but it made me laugh

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    raven says:

    Pacers are runnin the Knicks!

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    catclub says:

    Go Spurs Go

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    raven says:

    @ranchandsyrup: Be careful what you say about that around here.

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    NotMax says:


    Good on Minnesota.

    But dunno if ‘Land of 10,000 Absolutely Fabulous Lakes’ will fit on the license plates.

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    Haydnseek says:

    Kings rule, Pens drool, because Syd Crosby smells of elderberries!

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    raven says:

    @NotMax: We might get another melt down like this afternoon.

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    @raven: What’d I miss this time raven?

    ETA: Oh yeah, Gex. Sorry Gex. I posted it in the spirit of happiness going forward but I completely empathize with your position.

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    raven says:

    @ranchandsyrup: Just someone who needed to vent and decided being pissed off about people taking credit for the legislation were a good target. I ain’t callin no names.

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    Schlemizel says:

    aw crap! I used the adult word for dick, John-Thomas, wang, Johnson, weiner, schlong, 100% all-beef thermometer, 21st digit, meat missile, love muscle, beaver buster, purple pride, boner, rod, Cervix pounder, cherry popper, Chicksicle, Clam digger, cream cannon, one-eyed snake, dingus, dong, dipstick, dork, fun gun, love gun, root, hog leg, Kielbasa, willy, little willy, long john, pole, magic wand, Mayonnaise pistol, Meat flute, Mr. Happy, Pee-Pee

    I could go on but I hope you get the point. I am in moderation

    Would it be possible to have a spam filter for adults?

    BTW that is not a complaint – I totally get why it is but really do we need that much protection from spam? If so I am sorry, if not can I please be allowed to use an adult word for pants monster?

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    Yatsuno says:

    @geg6: If you promise to NEVER EVER EVER reveal to JC that I admitted this, I’ll fess up. I have a soft spot for the Pengies. I blame RedKitteh: she’s met Sidney, and she says he’s a nice young man. So I can root for them and not feel too bad about it.

    I’m still a frog though dammit!

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    dewzke says:

    @NickT: Holy shit! I’m not going to forward that to anyone cause I think my brain just short circuited!

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    Comrade Jake says:

    Cole spotted at the game:

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    Amir Khalid says:

    @Comrade Jake:

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    Barentw says:

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    geg6 says:


    Who me? Tell Cole? Anything? Never!

    And RedKitten is correct, he’s a very nice young man. As was and is Mario, who has taken him under his wing. Met Mario and Natalie Lemieux a couple of times, and like our football team’s owners, they are really nice, nice people.

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    gmann says:

    Lets go Pencils

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    belieber says:

    Something almost all the posters here do and seem utterly incapable of being self aware of.

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    jacy says:


    Mayonnaise pistol? How have I never heard that? And I consider myself an expert on the male anatomy.

    Oh, and go Sens.

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    Mr Stagger Lee says:

    Sharks Baby!!!!
    @Thoughtcrime: Man I remember Muncie from back in the day. He is the 2nd best running back to play in the NFL with glasses on, the first of course Eric Dickerson.

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    Ecks says:

    Don’t care about hockey so much after Leafs dumped out in such gutting fashion. Good learning experience for a very young team is a nice rationalization for afterwards, but doesn’t make it hurt less at the time.

    Still, go crush those sens pittsburgh. Yeah.

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    NickT says:


    The Sullivan piece is astoundingly offensive on multiple levels. I guess the Harvard Racists (Sullivan, Peretz, Murray and Ferguson) are working hard to carry the White Man’s Burden forward for a new generation.

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    Yatsuno says:

    @belieber: Herp de Durf. You should spread your brilliance over there. And lose your way back.

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    Schlemizel says:


    Mayonnaise cannon if you prefer?

    I actually have at least 30 more but I am very poor typist so I got tired of it.

    And just to reiterate I am eternally grateful for all the hard word the admins put in and I know that everything is a trade off. Spam is horrible and the need for a filter is obvious but I hate it. I hate that I can’t speak like an adult. I know its not the good folks here who are at fault but it bugs me.

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