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If I remember correctly, it’s May 12 in Just Some Fuckhead’s timezone now, and he mentioned the natal anniversary last evening.
Okay, I’ve been looking for an opportunity to use this particular clip, but seriously: Best wishes and many happy returns to an internet mensch.
The prophet Nostradumbass
Speaking of FYWP, does anyone know why some of the posts here have these strange grey boxes in them, and some don’t? The posts were all created the same way.
skjellyfetti
Hmmm… it’s my birthday too, in some timezone not in the US.
? Martin
@The prophet Nostradumbass: According to the html, those are styled as footers where the other’s aren’t.
<footer class="entry-meta">
</footer>
The prophet Nostradumbass
@? Martin: Yeah, I’m trying to figure out why WordPress decided to treat some of them differently. It’s really weird.
dance around in your bones
@skjellyfetti: Happy Birthday skjellyfetti – wherever you are.
And also to JSF, who always makes me laugh though often in a totally inappropriate way. You big lug.
And thank gawd the site looks normal again. I got agita from the whiplash changes.
Yatsuno
@dance around in your bones: Sigh. I feel drained. I’m crashing. If this blog borks again in the morning I’m gonna be grumpy.
dance around in your bones
@Yatsuno: Me too. Drained, that is. Had me worried for a while, but it appears someone was paying attention to all our bitching!
Can’t wait for the Cole post telling us all to fuck off for being whiny ass titty babies :)
Suzanne
Happy Fuckhead. :)
It’s five o’clock somewhere.
scav
@The prophet Nostradumbass: If nothing else, learning to read basic html is defensive and enlightening in seeing all the odd things that automated programs seem to throw into it. Some output makes me dispair in belief in the laws of cause and effect, and I can only cope with the toddler tags.
Suzanne
BTW, has anyone solved the mystery of what happened to Stuck yet?
Nicole
Happy birthday, JSF! In honor of Stuck’s vanishing, this oldie but goodie:
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
Just Some Fuckhead
Thank you. John has been driving me crazy asking me what I want for my birthday. I finally told him Newsmax headlines. Disappointed again.
NotMax
Serif font in headlines?
It’s like wading into the old Police Gazette.
cbear
@Nicole: That’s just freaking hilarious. Thanks.
PsiFighter37
4:30 AM on west coast. I hate waking up this early
JPL
Happy Birthday JSF!
@cbear: ditto!
Elizabelle
Happy Birthday, young Fuckhead.
I wish we’d find out General Stuck is OK as a gift to us all.
Watching “Up with Steve Kornacki.” He’s got a segment on “Why Sanford Won.”
It ain’t God’s Grace that done it.
Shortstop
Happy birthday to JSF and skjellufetti. Don’t fight over the loot.
Why is Yutsano Yatsuno now? I hope there’s a good story.
Anya
Happy birthday, JSF!
gogol's wife
Happy birthday, JSF!
Steeplejack
@Shortstop:
He was having a problem where some commenters’ replies to “Yutsano” were inexplicably disappearing (*cough* FYWP *cough*). Fixed it with the nym change. Anything would have worked, but “Yatsuno” is kind of elegant. I refuse to call him “Yatsy,” though.
Shortstop
@Steeplejack: Thanks, but I would call that story only fair. Would you mind adding some bone-shaking sex, outstanding recipes and season-changing sports moments, and resubmitting?
Corner Stone
@Suzanne:
It’s obvious at this point that only two people know for sure what happened, and they ain’t talking. From all observable facts though, clearly Annie killed him when she surprised Stuck and AWS in bed together.
What AWS promised her to keep from killing him as well is a subject that is simply too horrible to contemplate.
And now the comment she made explaining exactly what happened has also vanished into the ether. So now we’ll probably never know.
TaMara (BHF)
Happy birthday JSF, my favorite stalker.
Hmmm, so the blog seems to have righted itself, which makes last night’s entire post read like we were all on psychotropics.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Joel
Is this punishment for his posts in the stuck MIA thread?
Josie
Happy birthday JSF – the commenter who gives new meaning to the term “dark humor.” I find myself chuckling more than an old lady should at your stuff.
The prophet Nostradumbass
@scav: I know how to read HTML.
scav
@The prophet Nostradumbass: I was agreeing with you, but will remember not to in order not to confuse the issue at hand.