Remember when Sting wasn’t a pretentious douchebag and the Police really rocked? Zenyetta Mondatta, Synchronicity, Regatta de Blanc, etc. Every song on Synchronicity was good- IS ANYBODY ALIVE IN HERE, IS ANYONE AT ALL IN HERE? NOBODY BUT US IN HERE, NOBODY BUT US! No. And don’t get me started on that damned Mrs. Gradenko. They were great.
When I go to the grocery and see the tabloids, I don’t know who most of the people on the cover are, but the ones I recognize are universally awful people with no talent, whether it be the Kardashian filth or the Jersey Shore cast or that idiot Katy Perry or the Belieber, but I really do feel sad for the kids these days. I’ll take the Cars and Zeppelin and the Police and Van Halen and all of the music from my day over these idiots.
I’ll just leave you with that, because I forgot my metamucil and beta blocker with an 81 mg aspirin and I need to light another candle for my essential oils. Plus I think those god damned kids are on my grass again. Will someone remember to crank the victrola so I can fall asleep to music?