But when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls I like the best:
Three different women last week testified that a former Tennessee lawmaker exposed himself to them while driving at a breakneck speed, WJHL reported.
The accounts, each given independently last Thursday in a Kingsport, Tenn. courtroom, all detailed a similar incident: former Mount Carmel, Tenn. Vice-Mayor William Blakely first honking to get the attention of the women, then proceeding to masturbate, all while he was behind the wheel.
Witness Deanna Dykes said Blakely was “waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up.”
“He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating,” witness Deborah Sturgill said.
Witness Kelly Street offered a similar account.
“At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]… he was masturbating… and that’s when it got really, really bad. I wouldn’t look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly,” Street said.
I’m trying to figure out the mechanics of all of this, but it does remind me of the opposite of the old joke- “What’s the most sensitive part of a man’s body when he is masturbating?”
Obligatory WTF?, also too.