I’m serious- I think I may swallow the barrel of a gun if I have to listen about Hilary speculation for three years.
BTW- While many of you are excited about the start of MLB, this is the distilled essence of what it is like to be a Pirates fan. I was on the phone with my mom, asked her if they had scored yet this season, and she said “Oh, Andrew hit a two run homer in the first and it has been all downhill since. We’re losing 6-2 in the sixth and have our closer in, but I don’t know why. I guess they figured if they waited until the Pirates had a lead at the end of the game he would never get to play.”
That is the Pirates experience in a nutshell.