Watching Colbert atm, and this is one of the more boring shows of late. Went to the bathroom, was washing my hands, and saw this display in the mirror happening on the top of my melon:
WTF is up with that hot mess? A widow brow rapidly emerging on the right side of my melon sized head, all with a full frock of curls on top. If I weren’t so fat, I’d just shave my damned head, but I can’t right now because I’d look like 1/3 of the Three Stooges.
And yes, I’d trade being skinny over having hair.