Why I love Doghouse Riley:
ACTUAL quote from actual human being Lisa Green concerning two convictions for rape where charges, let alone convictions, might not have obtained but for the posting of cellphone images:
But y’know in the end, a cautionary tale for teenagers and their parents: memorializing your every move and then sharing it with people on the web can be a tragic mistake for everyone involved.”
“A reminder tonight for parents and sexually-active teenagers: condoms do more than just protect against unwanted pregnancy.”
“But y’know in the end, a cautionary tale about choosing a sturdy limb before tying someone to it.”
“It can’t be stressed enough: the modern garbage disposal is not powerful enough for human remains.”
Hey, maybe we could get the two perps to make a PSA! “Don’t rape. But if you do rape, don’t spread pictures all around your school. I learned my lesson the hard way.”…
Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, what’s on the agenda today?