About me being a fucking trainwreck as a kid. I say over and over and over again that if I did half the shit I did from 1978-1988 these days, particularly as a non-white kid, I would be in jail. For at least until I was 45.
We broke into frat houses and stole porn and booze, I used to drive all the time without a license (and not very well), I smoked pot, we had rifles in the trunks of cars, riding around in a Ford LTD on windy roads with four kids and a case of MD 20/20 (before and after Ramones concerts, etc.). If anyone did half the shit I did as a kid these days, they would be in juvenile detention or in the big house. And those are the white kids. I was just lucky to be white and smart enough and born at the right time.
Also, fuck Michelle Rhee spewing her crap on HBO.