Is it wrong that the Buzzfeed political section doesn’t piss me off? It’s the same kind of over-the-top or insider bullshit as Politico, just more honest. Buzzfeed isn’t pretending to be anything other than a link-baiting/link-whoring enterprise.
At any rate, check out this one from Buzzfeed. Bless your heart, Ben Smith…
Ash Can
Fuck you, Cole.
Warning to everyone else: DO NOT click on that link.
Ronald Reagan, first on the list. Christamighty. How disgusting.
I need a fucking drink.
Wag
Gotta admit it. If I were a gay Republican, I’d hit GHW Bush
Wag
@Ash Can
Hey, if you go to the bottom of the list they give you an opportunity to hit First Ladies, too.
Hann1bal
I know Harding had at least two or three extramarital affairs, and possibly an illegitimate child, so apparently there were some women who would hit that.
danielx
A thing of beauty:
Look, don’t get me wrong; I’ve lived through the political popularity of Ronald Reagan and Mitch Daniels, and at least three resurrections of Richard Nixon. I know anything’s possible. I also know that Marco Rubio can take all the soundings he wants, train his crew 18 hours a day, and buy the best admiral’s hat he can find, and his boat will still be on the rocks, and the scuppers overflow’d, and the only functioning lifeboat will already contain the Koch brothers, Rush Limbaugh, and two or three anti-abortion activists waving Bushmasters. I look forward to his finessing that for the next three years.
Edit: there is no way on god’s green earth that I’d click on that link. The link Cole posted above, that is.
Redshirt
Buzzfeed rules.
Kittens, lists, recipes, and gossip. The Killer App.
General Stuck
Wingnut biology 101
— Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin (R), in an interview with the Montgomery Advertiser, defending her sweeping anti-abortion bill.
It was only a matter of time
Obummer mind control. And don’t fall asleep. Never fall asleep.
Alex
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape is the latest topic to trend in twitter. It’s split between staring at the train wreck and conservatives treating it very seriously. Because, you know, guns.
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And Jennifer Rubin has hopped on the “criticizing Ted Cruz is the real racism” bandwagon started by breitbart.com
Her entire column is insane. The best quote from it is “The lack of interest in what the president was doing on the night of the Sept. 11, 2012, Benghazi, Libya, attacks, which is highlighted by multiple interviews in which no reporter asked him about it.”
Steeplejack
DVR Alert!
TCM is showing Peter Weir’s The Year of Living Dangerously (1982) at 4:00 p.m. EST tomorrow. I haven’t seen this one in a very long time, but I think it should hold up pretty well, if you can forget while watching it that the young, hot, brooding Mel Gibson would later go ape-shit crazy. It’s also got Sigourney Weaver in her prime and Linda Hunt in a stunning (and Oscar-winning) role as a male photographer. Maurice Jarre’s score is excellent too.
Oh, yeah, takes place in Indonesia in the ’60s. Trailer here.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Hann1bal: I remembered Harding had a reputation as a womanizer, so I thought this anecdote was about him, but it was the Coolidges
srv
Can we get that asteroid to make a U-turn?
Joseph Nobles
Anything is better than the current conservative Twitter hashtag toy: #LiberalTips2AvoidRape. No, I’m not lying. No, you really don’t want to go look. Trust me on this.
ETA: Sorry, Alex, you beat me to it.
jamick6000
I just went to the front page of the Politico. The big headline is “OBAMA, THE PUPPET MASTER”
I wish the lord would take me now.
Anya
Speaking of good looking, yet horrible presidents, I’ve discovered today that through my maternal grandmother, I am related to Franklin Pierce.
max
It’s the same kind of over-the-top or insider bullshit as Politico, just more honest.
SB ‘with vastly fewer words’.
Buzzfeed isn’t pretending to be anything other than a link-baiting/link-whoring enterprise.
A curated SEO page! It’s hard to be dumber than cable TV news but by God they’ve pulled it off and good for them. The Great Link Loop Singularity hasn’t happened quite yet, but they’re almost there.*
At any rate, check out this one from Buzzfeed.
Well, that was unfortunate.
max
[‘As always, Buzzfeed is pushing links to a bad transcription of a description of the sizzle of spoiled steak.’]
* If an actual singularity were to develop, it would be just that: a black hole. Of self-referential stupidity.
David in NY
That link has the only bad picture of Jackie Kennedy that I’ve ever seen.
And did Grover Cleveland cheat on Frances, or did he meet her after he became the “Pa” of the old political jibe?
And the best comment I got to on Buzzfeed was, “I don’t have sex with dead people.”
Comrade Dread
Zod damn it. I feel dumber for having clicked that link. Me go drinky stuff now. Beer gud.
mdblanche
Senator Johanns is retiring.
lamh35
Yeah BOYYYYYYY (in my best John Witherspoon voice)!!!!
thanks to my daddy and his TITAN, I can say good bye to the damn air mattress that had a slow leak, so I had to pump that bish up ev’ry damn night!!!! Also Thank u President’s Day sale at Mattress firm! Now I can just buy furniture pieces as I see ’em. I got a place to sleep and a place to watch tv in the living room. I can live with that right now.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Anya: Um…. you know which other president that makes you related to….? No offense, you can’t pick your 14th cousins, thirteen times removed.
Face
@Joseph Nobles: I domt get it. Is it liberals not getting raped or quotes from liberals about rape or is it about Pete Rose and chicken fingers?
cmorenc
The most puzzling result is that NANCY REAGAN was the most hit-upon of all the first wives in the survey @75%, although Michelle Obama did respectably at 66%. OK, so the picture shown was of the young Nancy Reagan, but um…maybe more folks (especially conservative folks) have a waif fetish than we thought.
Yes, the “who’s hot” poll of several past Presidents and First Ladies is sort of idiotic, but OTOH it’s kind of morbidly fascinating to view the poll results as a mirror of people’s attitudes on appearances.
Mr Stagger Lee
@Anya: So was Barbara Bush IIRC.
Funkula
Buzzfeed is just about the Worst Thing Ever. However, it has strong competition from those “Content Around the Web” boxes featuring links to a dozen or so awful sites like Newsmax, Cafe Mom, and Bossip. I see them a few places (Wonkette being a prime example) and they piss me off every time.
Anya
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: OMFG! I’ve just discovered this today and now I am reading wikipedia. From now on, I will only claim my African side.
Joseph Nobles
@Face: It’s lib-shaming and slut-shaming all wrapped up in goatse gift paper.
Emma
@General Stuck: canonically, it’s “don’t blink” but that works too.
JGabriel
cmorenc:
I saw that too, and it made me wonder: Who are the sick fuck 16% (minimum) who must have voted for both of them?
I just don’t get it.
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Comrade Mary
Nixon looked unexpectedly hawt in his Buzzfeed photo. I think it was the Superman kiss curl.
I now want to burn off my fingers for typing that.
To atone, here is a video of the goddamn cutest thing in the universe.
(Warning: may perturb any pets in the vicinity. Not to be elected president.)
MikeJ
Reagan was a Democrat when that picture was taken.
kindness
I’m not gonna ask how John picked that article over all the ones thrown down by Buzzfeed today. Did the title drag you in John?
mai naem
@Anya: You realize that means that you are related to Barbara Bush? That Robert Wuhl history show on HBO mentioned Barbara Bush being related to Franklin Pierce.
hilts
Fox News dirtbag and White House Correspondents Assn president Ed Henry outdouches himself
“Speaking on behalf of the White House Correspondents Association, I can say a broad cross section of our members from print, radio, online and TV have today expressed extreme frustration to me about having absolutely no access to the President of the United States this entire weekend,” Henry said in a statement, relayed in a White House pool report. “There is a very simple but important principle we will continue to fight for today and in the days ahead: transparency.”
Source: http://www.mediaite.com/online/white-house-press-corps-expresses-extreme-frustration-with-absolutely-no-access-to-obama-during-vacation
arguingwithsignposts
Fuck Buzzfeed with the rustiest of rusty farm implements. Read the tongue bath the NYT style section gave to Ben Smith Sunday and tell me it doesn’t make your skin crawl. It is a compendium of everything unoriginal, uninspired and wrong with Internet “journalism.” It makes HuffPo look brilliant by comparison, and that, my friends, is saying quite a bit.
mai naem
Hate to ask the obvious but how come JFK wasn’t on the list? He is undoubtedly the hawtest modern president to date. I think Obama would be second. GHWB looks good in his picture too.
Mike E
@Steeplejack: Great flick. Loved the way Linda Hunt’s character would wind up his Bell & Howell with a kerchief. Well acted, even with Sigourney Weaver’s disappearing British accent. Peter Weir rules.
Suffern ACE
The only one I would have done is Nixon. I think I could have changed him for the better.
Shortstop
@Mike E: agreed; tremendous flick.
Shortstop
@Suffern ACE: possibly the funniest thing ever said on a blog known for its hilarity.
ranchandsyrup
@kindness: The possibility of being sweetly ravaged by Ronnie Raygun?
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@ranchandsyrup: Peggy Noon publicly fantasized about stealing his shoe to use as an instrument of auto-erotic pleasure.
ruemara
meh, it’s a site for stupid fun. Reading anything else into it is silly.
Anya
@mai naem: I know. I guess she’s not as horrible as her son. She’s like a harmless grandmother.
ranchandsyrup
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Of course Nooners did. That lady is a laugh a minute.
Just think of the jelly-belly flavored kisses.
Ash Can
@Comrade Mary: Thank you. That’s a great antidote to John’s vomitrocious (h/t Muffy) link.
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
Thanks for that nightmare, Cole. Who the hell knew Rutherford Hayes was hot in his youth? ::Fans herself:: Though he does have that not quite right look to his eyes that Richard Manuel always had. Hayes got the most votes of presidents too. The First Ladies votes were a bit disturbing, as mentioned previously.
Steeplejack
@Emma:
Don’t blink for Doctor Who, don’t go to sleep for Invasion of the Body Snatchers. As a mature gentleman, Stuck is a classicist.
Another Halocene Human
@ruemara: It’s run by Young Republicans. They are clumsily trying to make Republicans “cool” all the time. Like an anti-Gawker (except Gawker doesn’t really have an agenda, they just happen to be urbanites and the blog entries reflect their views, which vary from person to person but certainly don’t align with the pronouncements of the 147th GOPintern.
PsiFighter37
The NYT did a profile on Ben Smith recently. Quite revealing to know that nepotism, a passing fancy with politics, and familiarity with acronyms that make you sound like a teenage girl can get you that far in life. Now I understand why I disliked him so much when he was wanking at Politico.
Bring on the meteor, bitches!
askew
@jamick6000:
I love that article. It is so deluded:
I love that they think those print reporters will ask tough ?s. How deluded. And the fact that they are mad that the WH uses the Friday night news dump which is so common among multiple WHs that is was a plot point on the West Wing.
MaryRC
@a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): I noticed Mr. Hayes too, looking somewhat … intense. But are both his eyes looking in the same direction? Hard to tell in that faded photograph.
Roger Moore
@JGabriel:
The kind of guy who will sleep with any woman who will have them. I think that must make up at least 16% of the population.
Maeve
I’d totally do it with James Madison (same height as me – 5′ 4″ !)= and Dolly could join in if she chose
artem1s
how odd, gerald ford looks like Frankenstein’s monster, a la Karloff.
Redshift
@General Stuck:
And what would childbirth be in this twisted worldview? A huge growth falling off by itself?
I’m just marveling at the extreme stupidity of tying legal rights to the size of the fetus, which then requires even more fervent dependence on the anti-abortion movements lies about how developed it is in the first trimester.
PIGL
Dang….during the recent site meltdown I drunkenly followed some instructions that had to do sith disabling some plugin. Ever since, flash won’t work in chrome (works in firefox, but who uses that?)….and nothing seems to help.
Does anyone have any clue what I might have done, or how to undo it?
jamick6000
@askew: The last part (“masters of scrutiny avoidance”) is such a joke/huge cop out. It’s like Politico thinks the only way to scrutinize the President is to personally ask him an unpredictable question.
Also, the whole idea that Obama is uniquely extreme in manipulating the media is deluded, like you said. Anyone remember when W was taking questions from a GOP operative pretending to be a White House reporter? Or when they gave big contracts to conservative pundits to promote Bush’s agenda?
But the White House tweeted a picture of Obama shooting a gun, so both sides do it.
scav
@Redshift: Actually, isn’t skin the largest organ of the body? So much for all that plastic surgery too I guess, especially if some religion somewhere has a position against enhancing all that sin-tempting enhanced physical beauty. No appendicitis ops even to save the life of a woman bearing toxic organs bigger than a breadslice? Who knows where they’ll stop.
Another Halocene Human
@PIGL: Hire a Jedi?
Mark S.
Another day, another stupid article about how establishment goopers are going to kick the teabag goopers to the curb. Of course, they’re never going to actually do that, because without the religious nuts, racists, and paranoid shitheads, they’d only get 10% of the country to vote for Randonomics. Also, as Booman says,
After watching the Romney campaign, I’m convinced all these Republican operatives are grifters who only care about conning their next mark. They may hate all the losing, but they aren’t going to adapt.
Katie5
@arguingwithsignposts: Ugh. Buzzfeed was the go-to content aggregation source for me after I deserted HuffPo over its screw-the-volunteer-contributors merger. Love Buzzfeed for the animal videos. But Buzzfeed has gotten so much more troll loving freakonomics f@!$%k the world over time.
I like the Gawker empire, especially io9, but it doesn’t have the sheer spread of content. Wonkette’s too much snark, even for me (and I hate their multi-click mobile interface). Anyone have an alternative?
Mark S.
@scav:
It’s an appendix, not a choice!
Anya
@askew: They are delusional. I just hate how full of themselves these assholes are. They’re shameless. They just wanted to see a picture of the President and Tiger Wood to sell ads. What tough questions do they ask at the press briefing? They ask about the newest Wingnut fixation of the day or palace intrigue type questions. Do any of you remember any substantive question any of these self involved douchebags ever asked the president or his people?
master c
buzzfeed you get me.
Love that shit.
GregB
@jamick6000:
Jeff the Cannon Gannon.
Who could forget.
Suzanne
@Anya: Weird. My husband is supposedly related to a brother of Washington.
They left off the sexiest President. Teddy Roosevelt was a hottie badass. I’d have hit that.
Suffern ACE
@Suzanne: I’m going with young Harry Truman.http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Copy_of_a_photograph_of_President_Truman_as_a_young_man_in_his_Missouri_national_guard_uniform._-_NARA_-_199750.jpg
piratedan
a couple of things….
tyvm TRMS for Hubris… yeah I knew it all already, but nice to have the timeline laid out and to actually marvel at how well the R’s spin the media (helps that they’re nominally in their pocket ‘natch) to employ that lie by omission. Oh yeah, it’s in the report and those names are mentioned and that’s all you need to know. We’ll be helpfully providing the context for you.
and a shout out to our usual media stalwarts who continue to act as the press release gang of the Republican Party. Wouldn’t any of you like to ask the question about how a President can simultaneously have a plan be leaked about Immigration reform and then in the same sentence of being accused of not having a plan or showing leadership. It’s like having an empty beer can beside the chair and claiming that you didn’t drink it much less know how it got there and belching while making the statement and having the other person just shrug and move on.
Odie Hugh Manatee
@cmorenc:
I think the guys who were attracted to Nancy were more interested in boning her because they would be able to get their dicks as close as possible to Saint Ronnie’s.
Nancy’s snatch is as close (to Saint Ronnie’s dick) as it gets for these guys!
Yutsano
@Odie Hugh Manatee: Eww. Just…eww.
CaseyL
Ah, journalism! What lofty heights are achieved by it!
Hayes is gorgeous.
I’ve never seem a photo of him as a young man before. Not only would I totally hit the young Mr. Hayes, he is the very image of a guy I lusted after during most of high school and college. We never connected, and I still think about him from time to time.
Poor Hayes. All I ever knew about him was that he won the exceedingly messy and disputed Presidential election in 1876, and people called him Rutherfraud for it.
Reading Wikipedia, it seems his entire Administration was one crisis after another, one fight with the Southern Democrat-dominated Congress after another, over major issues. He was a progressive who let himself be forced over and over into retreating on his principals, and doing the opposite of what he believed to be right.
Does anyone know more about him?
burnspbesq
@Comrade Mary:
That thing’s not cute. That thing is the Joe Pesci of frogs.
burnspbesq
I rarely see the hard-copy NYT any more, but the hotel in Seattle dropped a copy in front of my door on Sunday morning, and I harvested the magazine and book review for the flight home. Glad I did, or I would have missed Jacob Heilbrunn’s evisceration of Amity Shlaes’ new book about the wingnut intelligensia’s new crush, Calvin Coolidge. Money quote:
Steeplejack
Slow blog night. Been watching a Finnish detective show (Vares), but now the housecat is insisting that I go to bed. Night-night, all.
Yutsano
@Steeplejack: My kitteh is quite pissed off at me, but in her defence it is my fault. I did abandon her for the long weekend. Oopsie.
Steeplejack
@Yutsano:
Hope you make it up to her with heavy cream. That always works.
Mnemosyne
@David in NY:
IIRC, he was the designated legal “Pa” by agreement because all of the woman’s other boyfriends were married and Cleveland was single, so he must have met Frances afterwards.
That link says that Frances was his friend’s daughter and his former ward. Eeeew.
Yutsano
@Steeplejack: She’s next to me purring now, so I am temporarily forgiven. I shall indeed make it up to her in the coming week, perhaps with bits of salmon cake since I just got a good deal on canned salmon.
NotMax
@CaseyL
Brother of a long-deceased friend happens to be one of the (if not THE) premier experts on Hayes.
Would suggest seeking out any or all of his books covering the Hayes era.
Here’s Ari Hoogenboom’s Wikipedia page.
NotMax
@CaseyL
Oh, also too, couple of Hayes C-SPAN video linkies:
#1
#2
liberal
Much-hated Glenn Greenwald did have a really funny tweet related to this: “Politico needs a gossip section like the Washington Post needs a neocon section.”
Frankensteinbeck
@Mark S.:
Bear in mind, each Republican congressman is devoted to his OWN reelection first, and the party second. That is the truly pernicious power of a primary process owned by a small number of lunatics. Each congressman is terrified that if he denies the conservaclowns their next fix they’ll kick him out for a new dealer. Every fix makes them more hooked and gives them a bigger sense of power over their supposed leaders.
Odie Hugh Manatee
@Yutsano:
That’s conservatives for ya, just eww. :)
Patricia Kayden
@Steeplejack: That was a great movie. I was floored when I found out that a female played the role of the male photographer. Didn’t learn that until after watching it.
I don’t hold Mel Gibson’s current craziness against his earlier roles. He once was a pretty good actor. Seemed to go downhill after The Passion of the Christ.
BruceFromOhio
Stolen from Mike McCurry upstairs:
Buzzfeed’s Katie Notopoulos:
After 8 years of the Bush Agenda, Teh Stoppid is all that’s left. Why does the WH even bother with pressers for anyone not working for McClatchy?
Cheryl from Maryland
I have often thought Nixon wouldn’t have turned to the dark side if he had kept his hair.
ellie
@CaseyL: I don’t know much about him, but I have been to his house in Fremont, OH. My parents took my brother and I when we were young.
Warren
@JGabriel: according to Kenneth Anger, Nancy Davis was known in her starlet days as the best cocksucker in Hollywood.
Warren
@JGabriel: according to Kenneth Anger, Nancy Davis was known in her starlet days as, let’s say, the most orally talented actress in Hollywood.
Kathy in St. Louis
Wow. Haven’t seen Buzzfeed in years. I had forgotten what a hard hitting investigative site it was. What could possibly be more cutting edge than crap like this?