Open Thread Of Panda-monium

So, I know that when I got up this morning, I’d be typing “Right wing Panda x Hillary slash fiction“.

Open thread.


26 replies
  1. 1
    Napoleon says:

    Man I hope this story gets traction with the MSM.

  2. 2
    nancydarling says:

    This is just one more proof (as if one more proof is needed) that conservatives are never intentionally funny.

    They do provide lots of inadvertent laughs.

  3. 3
    Comrade Jake says:

    Right wing-nuts now resorting to the only tactic they have left when it comes to Hagel: just make shit up. Good times!

  4. 4
    jon says:

    It’s difficult to get those things interested in sex. So if Hillary gets them randy, the Chinese government would beg us to let her get those things to have the sexxxytime needed to propagate the species.

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    bemused says:

    It was only a matter of time before something like this came to light from a tea party group.

  6. 6
    James Gary says:

    “No one ever wins (with) a giant-ass panda.”

  7. 7
    Litlebritdifrnt says:


    Also saw today that the tea party nonsense goes back to 2002 and it didn’t just spring up organically when Obama was elected as was first believed.

    Sorry but its a Huffpo link

  8. 8
    Jim Faith says:

    They’re not even original. This scene is stolen from the Kubrick movie The Shining

  9. 9
    Hill Dweller says:

    I see Squint Scarborough made hyperbolic, clueless remarks about Krugman…again. Hopefully Krugman makes him look as stupid as Nate Silver did during the election.

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    Mike in NC says:

    Wingnut SC legislators with too much time on their hands are pushing for a bill to nullify any Federal law that would seek to ban assault rifles. Legal scholar says they’re whacked.

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    Kubrick is turning over in his grave due to the ripoff of the scene from the shining.

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    ruemara says:

    I just read that. And I thought the two wetsuits & d i l d o combo was odd.

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    bemused says:


    I read this yesterday and wasn’t surprised by this story either.Everything they do is made up, manufactured, from debt crises to patriots.

    The Freedom Works video scandal is what I would expect from a bunch of sexist, misogynist, racist, homophobic folks. Money scandals are no surprise either. It probably won’t be long for the other competing tea party groups to be cracking up in similar spectacularly slimy fashion.

    @Hill Dweller:

    Recently as in today or yesterday? Fathead Joe never knows when to quit. He’s so full of himself. I don’t remember what the topic was but it was hilarious when Mika’s father said to Joe, “You have such a stunningly superficial knowledge of what went on that it’s almost embarrassing to listen to you”.

  14. 14
    Higgs Boson's Mate says:

    Wait, you mean to tell me that a far right wing organization is being led by a grifter? Unheard of!

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    Hill Dweller says:

    @bemused: It was this morning. Squint claimed Wayne LaPierre’s views on guns are as extreme as Paul Krugman’s views on debt.

  16. 16

    @Hill Dweller: Reason one trillion why I don’t watch that infernal show.
    Maybe Kthug should start talking about murdered interns.

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    bemused says:

    @Hill Dweller:

    He is like an obnoxious junior high boy, all noise and bluster. Now he is feeling all butt hurt. It wasn’t just Krugman who said Joe is an economic idiot. Jonathan Chait must be on Joe’s shit list too.

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    Hill Dweller says:

    @ranchandsyrup: I’ve literally never watched Morning Joke, but after seeing several clips on various blogs/sites, it wasn’t hard to get a feel for the level of stupidity they regularly display.

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    Phoenician in a time of Romans says:

    One potential topic for the inquiry is a promotional video produced last year under the supervision of Adam Brandon, executive vice president of the group and a Kibbe loyalist. The video included a scene in which a female intern wearing a panda suit simulates performing oral sex on Hillary Clinton. [Author’s note: The previous sentence contains no typos.]

    Oh, how I wish I have the opportunity to swipe that author’s note soon…

  20. 20

    @Hill Dweller: Thank FSM that someone watches so we don’t have to.

  21. 21
    Hawes says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen…



  22. 22
    Darkrose says:

    @James Gary:

    “No one ever wins (with) a giant-ass panda.”

    The San Francisco Giants beg to differ.

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    Darkrose says:



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    burnspbesq says:

    @Mike in NC:

    Legal scholar says they’re whacked.

    As if that’s going to stop them.

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    SFAW says:

    @Imani Gandy (ABL):

    Are you 100 percent SURE that it’s not DougJ spoofing Zandar, just to raise his self-trolling to a new level? It could happen, you know.

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