Jesus Is My What Now?

Sometimes I shouldn’t click on links tweeted at me. And sometimes I totally should because of magic like this.

Yesterday I posted our SOTU eps but not the new one from last night. On Last night’s TWiB! Radio we discussed the ridiculous of the above video, suing to get your grade changed in college, a guy who’s going to be executed and they refuse to take into consideration he might be mentally unstable…even as he pulls his own eye out (Oh Texas) and more.  Check it out here.

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60 replies
  1. 1
    sb says:

    Is the video real? I mean, jeebus.

  2. 2

    I’m out on the West Coast. I’m guessing that the asteroid didn’t hit the world, right?

    Back to my diet.

  3. 3
    General Stuck says:




  4. 4
    Ohmmade says:

    Nothing says hiphop more than a white senior citizen with mom jeans bouncing next to a Casio.

  5. 5
    Tonybrown74 says:

    I got as far as The Word, and I was all set.

  6. 6
    GregB says:

    White conservative minority outreach win.

    Looking forward to Wilfred Brimley doing a rendition of Me So Horny.

  7. 7
    Carnacki says:

    You know, the lyrics, the singing, the production values, the people, the lyrics — did I mention the lyrics? — made me nostalgic for SCTV.

  8. 8
    MikeJ says:


  9. 9
    jamey says:

    NO! Those tapioca muvvafuqqas actually lay down some slick rhyme.

    “The original G.” Priceless.

  10. 10
    Ash Can says:

    I am NOT clicking on that vid.

  11. 11
    sb says:

    @General Stuck: lol.

    I couldn’t watch all of it. Comments on youtube claim it’s a parody but the guy who posted claims it’s the real thing. “Jesus is my nigga.” Okay then.

  12. 12
    PeakVT says:

    OT: Lautenberg is retiring. (Will FYWP let us type B00ker yet?)

  13. 13
    mapaghimagsik says:

    Thank you for being so freaky, internets

  14. 14
    Gravenstone says:

    Are we supposed to give them kudos for belatedly recognizing that the Jesus of the semi-historical record would have been a man of color? Not that I actually watched the wretched thing to see if that might be the case.

    And O/T, but CNN is reporting that Frank Lautenberg won’t seek re-election. Clear the decks for Cory Booker.

  15. 15
    Gravenstone says:

    @PeakVT: Survey says, yes. And apparently IE isn’t as inclined as FF to lose my damned cookies and force me to manually re-type my info any time I comment.

  16. 16
    JPL says:

    At 4:15 Harry Reid is going to have a cloture vote and I’ll probably mention the name of the lord several times.

  17. 17
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    AAARRRRGGGGHHHH! I think the turning the other cheek part was the worst… No, wait… The N-word dropping was… No, it was… Aw, fuck it.

  18. 18
    Ash Can says:


    Clear the decks for Cory Booker.

    If he does run, he’d better not fuck up.

  19. 19
    SiubhanDuinne says:

    That video?

    Holy actual for-real no-kidding fuck.

  20. 20
    Anya says:

    @PeakVT: So, he’ll retire before he spanks B00ker?

  21. 21
    NotMax says:

    OT: obligatory history of Valentine’s Day video.

  22. 22
    Anya says:

    This video cannot be real. I think it’s a parody designed to make liberals angry.

  23. 23
    Omnes Omnibus says:


    This video cannot be real. I think it’s a parody designed to make liberals angry.

    It is failing in that mission. It veered quickly into point and laugh territory and carried right on through to WTF-land

  24. 24
    Anoniminous says:

    On a serious note …

    Doctors in South Africa, Italy, Iran, and India are struggling against a strain of totally antibiotic resistant TB. See here for the CDC paper. This is important as 40% of the US cases are in the AA population, see here for the why, which as a percentage of the total US population is a horrendous infection rate.

    (There’s more info out there but I’ve run into the 3 Links boundary.)

    With the AA community having the highest HIV infection rate this new TB strain, if (when?) it gets established, would hit hard. The CDC HIV Fact Sheet reports:

    Blacks represent approximately 14% of the U.S. population, but accounted for an estimated 44% of new HIV infections in 2010. They also accounted for 44% of people living with HIV infection in 2009.

    With no drugs and no immune system people with HIV are essentially dead people walking once they contract the TB strain.

  25. 25
    Betty Cracker says:

    It can’t possibly be for real. Not. Possible.

  26. 26
    Comrade Mary says:

    It’s Andy Kaufman returning to comfort us in The Last Days.

    (So what if the guy claims in comments that it’s real? It’s all part of the schtick. Check out his YT page.)

    Also: Jesus Markoving Christ.

  27. 27
    PeakVT says:

    @Anoniminous: Doctors in South Africa, Italy, Iran, and India are struggling against a strain of totally antibiotic resistant TB.

    Unpossible because Jeebus said evolution doesn’t happen. (Okay, that’s not true, but the people who wave his name around like a talisman think he did.)

  28. 28
    Blue Shark says:

    Oh My!

  29. 29
    Trollhattan says:

    All right, who put the LDS in the Alhambra dispenser? There’s no way I didn’t hallucinate that video.

    No. Fekking. Way.

  30. 30
    Trollhattan says:

    It’s an Easter miracle, they’ve pulled the vid.

    “Jesus is m…” This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Brian Spinney, LLC.

  31. 31
    Anoniminous says:


    India is the really Bad News. They know they’ve got it. They have no idea how many people are carriers. Antibiotics are available over the counter in India so symptoms will be masked until the carrier collapses but, meanwhile, they’ve been spreading the disease with every cough.

    ETA: India is Bad News because if it goes endemic there it will quickly go pandemic and spread across the globe. I note airplanes are a perfect environment for TB to skip to a new host.

  32. 32
    Gin & Tonic says:

    @PeakVT: About fucking time. He’s been dead for what, two-three years?

    And in more o/t hijinx, the tow rope pulling that cruise ship to Mobile snapped. Oopsie. Should have gotten a bigger rope.

  33. 33
    Chyron HR says:

    Hey, like the song said, “Jesus is just an average G.”

  34. 34
    JPL says:

    Is anyone keeping track of the filibuster vote?

  35. 35
    nhoj says:

    This version will probably get pulled soon too but I heard there was some way around that….

  36. 36
    MikeJ says:

    Tottenham win it on a free kick in stoppage.

  37. 37
    MikeJ says:

    @JPL: 58-40

  38. 38
    JPL says:

    They just filibustered Hagel.

  39. 39
    Anoniminous says:


    First vote went 58 yea, 40 nay, 2 voted “present.” So the cloture motion fails. Dems are now trying to do it again.

    ETA: can follow the foo-foo on C-Span2.

  40. 40
    Jim, Foolish Literalist says:

    @JPL: Dems lost 59-39, despicable little coward Orrin Hatch voted “present”. If the Franken rule were in effect, Republicans would have lost.

    Kelly O’Donnell is on EvenTheLiberalMSNBC explaining that Democrats do this when a Republican is power

  41. 41
    sb says:

    @MikeJ: Gareth Bale is playing a different game the rest of us.

  42. 42
    Anoniminous says:

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    That’s a goddamn lie. This is the first time a nomination for Secretary of Defense has been filibustered.

  43. 43
    TooManyJens says:

    @Gin & Tonic: Are we sure the people on that ship aren’t in some kind of Lost sequel?

  44. 44
    TooManyJens says:

    @Anoniminous: Somehow, I want to kick the people who voted “Present” in the gonads even more than the ones who voted “No.”

  45. 45
    Comrade Mary says:

    @Trollhattan: The Brian Spinney YT account was created January 15. I think it’s a setup. Prank or viral or both.

    Look, the freakin’ opening blue screen was left in as a splashy attempt at making it look amateurish and real.

    Also: fuck the Republicans, and fuck the cowardly Democratic senators who wouldn’t kick the fucking filibuster to the fucking curb.

  46. 46
    JPL says:

    @TooManyJens: In order to bring up the vote again, I think Reid has to vote present.. It’s okay to kick him in the balls at this point, though. I’m not sure you can find them though.

  47. 47
    TooManyJens says:

    @JPL: I thought he had to actually vote no. But if he’s one of the present votes, OK. His kick will be for other reasons.

  48. 48


    This version will probably get pulled soon too but I heard there was some way around that….

    Thanks. I updated the post with your link.

  49. 49
    Anoniminous says:

    @TooManyJens & JPL:

    An Motion to Re-consider (do it all again) has to be proposed by a Senator voting Aye or did not vote:

    In the case of a yea-and-nay vote, any senator who voted with the prevailing side or who did not vote may, on the same calendar day or on either of the next two days the Senate is actually in session, make a motion to reconsider the question.

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    PeakVT says:

    @Anoniminous: Drug resistance for many diseases is definitely a looming problem. And it’s something I think teh evul gubermint should be trying to do something about – better disease monitoring, more R&D on new antibiotics, etc. But, well, you know the deal.

  51. 51
    Anoniminous says:


    CDC has their little list and it’s probable every disease listed will be totally resistant by 2030. Gonorrhea is almost there already. 10% of new cases are resistant to all but a three drug “cocktail”. CDC recommends:

    .. dual therapy with the injectable cephalosporin ceftriaxone and either azithromycin or doxycycline

    And that, my friend, is it. There aren’t any other protocols known to work.

    So guys … wrap that sucker. I gar-on-tee you do NOT want a dose of the clap. Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase, “that itchy, burning, sensation.”

  52. 52
    karl says:

    Damn, and I thought I was down with the brothers.

    He’s phat.

  53. 53

    @MikeJ: COYS!!!! We’re proper fooked when Bale leaves.

  54. 54
    AkaDad says:

    Wow. I…umm…just wow.

  55. 55
    rikyrah says:

    you find interesting stuff, Elon

  56. 56
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  57. 57
    zonker says:

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!?!?

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  59. 59
    northquirk says:

    I believe this is real. Sadly, I’ve seen well intentioned white folk try to rap…once. as a close to 40 y.o. white lady who listens to rap frequently, it still makes me shudder. Some humans just don’t understand the true artistry of rap, which can be amazingly emotionally expressive. Also too, I just don’t think the sort of people who performed this ‘rap’ understand irony well enough to create this a performance art. I’d love to be wrong about that though…

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    tatateeta says:

    I was highly amused. This is a really weird country we live in.

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