Ronald Reagan Was as Perverted as Lena Dunham Is!

Wingnuts have been losing their collective shit over Lena Dunham’s cheeky video which compares voting for Barack Obama to doing the dirty-dirty for the first time:

Republicans are convinced that it is proof that Barack Obama is coming for your white women. Here’s Breitbrat and racist nitwit Ben Shapiro:

So she chose to do it for the first time with Barack Obama, since he “cares about and understands women.” In fact, he understands them so well that he exploits them for insane commercials comparing losing your virginity with voting. Obama has young daughters. But that didn’t stop him from releasing this commercial. Because this is what Obama thinks of your daughters. This is Obama’s official campaign ad. Paid for with his campaign money. Distributed by his campaign. If this ad were any more demeaning to women—who apparently care only about having sex, if you listen to Lena “You Want To Do It” Dunham—it would be produced by Bill Maher and star Bill Clinton.

Also? President Obama’s closest adviser is clearly Satan — at least according to deputy chair of the Minnesota Republican Party and pearl clutcher Kelly Fenton:

Now here’s the funny part: Turns out that Ronald Reagan was a dirty whore, too! Here he is in 1980:

The Washington Post reported on Nov. 1, 1980, on Reagan’s outreach to blue-collar voters:

What Reagan was trying to do in Illinois, Michigan and Ohio was to harvest usually Democratic blue-collar votes — the consistent target of his personal campaigning in the Great Lakes states. Whenever he is near voters who might possibly be Democrats, Reagan likes to remind them that he came from that side of the political tracks.

On Thursday night, at a working class bar in Bayonne, N.J., Reagan said, “I know what it’s like to pull the Republican lever for the first time, because I used to be a Democrat myself, and I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great.”

HA! Ronald Reagan was a slut!

The Church Lady does not approve:

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You’re welcome.

(h/t ExtremeLiberal for Churchlady/Santorum graphic)

[via Talking Points Memo; Buzzfeed]

[cross-posted at ABLC]

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108 replies
  1. 1
    gocart mozart says:

    BREAKING!!(AHOOGA!)
    Video of Obama’s Kenyan birth! elvetymillion!
    Sorry Barry, the jig is finally up.

    http://wonkette.com/487897/wat.....enya-video

  2. 2
    Ash Can says:

    Let them cry. It only makes them look silly and prudish (not to mention like blue-haired/no-haired octogenarians), and it will only make that ad’s target audience laugh at them even more.

  3. 3
    PeakVT says:

    Whaddayaknow – Republicans are flaming hypocrites on yet another issue.

  4. 4
    jheartney says:

    Clearest sign that we’re doing it right is when they break out the fainting couches. Remember how much wingnut feces was lost over Joe Biden’s smiling?

  5. 5
    gbear says:

    Obama can’t help it if he’s so hot. Republicans can’t help it that they have NOTHING to offer cool young people (other than waambulance rides).

  6. 6
    sparrow says:

    what is #tcot?

  7. 7
    Zifnab says:

    Well, I’ll tell you what she did wrong right here. Lea’s a woman. Women don’t have sex. They are sexed at. Why is she not in the kitchen making me a sandwich while I’m toe-tapping it down in a Minnesota restroom? This Lea girl is clearly disgusting.

  8. 8
  9. 9
    Mnemosyne says:

    @gocart mozart:

    I do love how the Wonkette comments show that this is even more proof that Obama has a time machine available to him, since it was filmed in a format that didn’t exist in 1961 using color film stock that was not available until the mid-1960s.

  10. 10
    Bubblegum Tate says:

    @sparrow:

    top conservatives on Twitter

  11. 11
    AA+ Bonds says:

    Getting pretty topical with that Santorum picture! Rick Santorum is in all the headlines nowadays

  12. 12
    kay says:

    @Zifnab:

    Reagan was at a working class bar. You can say anything to those people.

  13. 13
    ABL says:

    @sparrow: It’s the hashtag for conservatives on Twitter.

  14. 14
    jibeaux says:

    People really won’t know about this until Rush calls her a slut four hundred times, though, right? Nothing against Ms. Dunham, but could I encourage these great thinkers to do that again, in one last desperate shot? You know, rage, rage, against the dying of the fire destiny or whatnot?

  15. 15
    ThatLeftTurnInABQ says:

    I am paying for this microphone, videocamera and latex suits, Mr. Green Balloons.

    We begin banging in 5 minutes!

    Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that hymen!

    /Pervy Reagan

  16. 16
    Origuy says:

    @Mnemosyne: And showing a Kenyan flag that didn’t exist in 1961.

  17. 17

    Okay someone decided to fake Cokie Roberts’ Twitter account, but it was fun while it lasted.

  18. 18
    Lurking Canadian says:

    Well, I don’t know. I’m not prepared to rule out the possibility that Reagan’s primary advisor was Satan.

  19. 19
    Culture of Truth says:

    all those naughty bits just gyrating away… could it be… SATAN?!?

  20. 20
    JenJen says:

    @gocart mozart: I have been cracking the hell up about this video all afternoon. Look, it’s Stanley Ann Dunham’s live Kenyan birth of a six-month old who seems to have teeth! Wowie! And I never knew that in Kenya, apparently, they paste your high school graduation photo to the hospital chart at the end of the bed!

    In a way, I wish the hoaxsters had been able to con Trump out of a couple mill with this thing, though.

    @Southern Beale: Awesome on so many levels!!

  21. 21
    owlbear1 says:

    I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great.”

    Reagan told a Rape joke. Far worse than anything said by Dunham.

  22. 22
    scav says:

    Ro, Ro, Ro-mentum, 
    Gently throw bullshit!
    Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily,
    Lying is a gift!

  23. 23
    gocart mozart says:

    @JenJen:
    After watching that video, I don’t know why women make such a big deal about childbirth. Seems a piece of cake, takes about a minute and a half, no mess, and the kid is probably potty trained already.

  24. 24
    Capt. Seaweed says:

    I love this commercial. It’s a nice shiny lure for the little rw fishes to strike at.

    Team Obama is just fuckin’ with them now. I see a campaign that’s very confident of winning. Too also.

  25. 25
    Comrade Mary says:

    @gocart mozart: The original VICE story is presented as “Oh, this shady person approached us and here’s our journalistically suspicious interview” but really, even that is a joke.

    Not a fake film by some creep looking for Trump money, but a parody of birther bullshit. If the repeated mentions of Super 8 film weren’t enough, how about this exchange?

    Well, that baby is massive. It looks like it’s at least a year old.
    __
    Babies are born heavy all the time; I see no issue with that. And I assure you, most of the general public has no idea how big infants are in Kenya.
    __
    What?
    __
    You might think the US is a fat society, but in Kenya they are born big and then they become light. Which is evidenced by the fact that today, Obama is really light and fit. That’s just the way it is.

    See also: the CBC show This is That, another piece of broad condescension that some people think (or pretend to think) includes interviews with weird people rather than actors playing weird people.

  26. 26
    KG says:

    I just want to say, November 7th can’t come fast enough… not that it’ll stop then, I just want to believe it will.

    I’m putting the over/under on “First Speculation of 2016 Candidates” from some pundithead as November 10th… but that’s probably too high.

  27. 27
    MikeJ says:

    @owlbear1: We could give him the benefit of the doubt and it makes our point. Or we could stretch it to make it sound worse and it would have nothing to do with the issue at hand.

  28. 28
    SatanicPanic says:

    That joke is awkward. Pulling levers? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  29. 29
    Lancelot Link says:

    Ben Shapiro – isn’t he the homeschooled twink who wrote a book about how vile public-school sex education was? The guy is offended by Sesame Street, too.

  30. 30
    JenJen says:

    Three new Ohio polls today and Obama is leading all of them! CNN’s the latest, where he leads by four points and hits the 50% mark:

    http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2.....topoh2.pdf

  31. 31

    From Twitter just now:

    @SamFeistCNN: BREAKING: New CNN-ORC Ohio poll of likely voters. Obama 50%, Romney 46%. +/- 3.5%. Party ID: D-35%, I-33%, R-32%.

  32. 32

    @JenJen:

    Or what JenJen said … :-)

  33. 33
    General Stuck says:

    Yikes, wingnuts.

    Get back to me when Obama starts impregnating white virgins in red states just by thinking it.

  34. 34
    jibeaux says:

    @owlbear1: I think it’s a virginity joke.

  35. 35
    dmsilev says:

    @JenJen: But we were *promised* last night that “the word on the street” was that there would be a ROMNEY SURGE today.

    Or are you saying that our pet moron *lied* to us? Is nothing sacred?

  36. 36
    JenJen says:

    @Southern Beale: ROMENTUM, bitches!! Also, gender gap in Ohio totally, totally wiped out and is now only 12 points! Heh.

    @dmsilev: What makes that even funnier is that our troll was claiming Purple Strategies polls would look strong for Romney, when the rumors on Twitter yesterday evening were that they would look strong for Obama. Which, you know, they did. ROMENTUM!

  37. 37
    dmsilev says:

    @General Stuck: Well, he likes that rhythmic jungle music stuff, and poor innocent white virgins won’t be able to resist, and….

  38. 38
    hitchhiker says:

    Let’s play inside-out!

    What if a 26-year-old male made a joke about sex on a youtube video?

    Obviously, it would be evidence that the world is ending, and soon.

    This is the most patronizing, asshat, stupid, angst-fest I’ve ever seen. OMG CITIZENS!! That’s a uterus-person being sly when she discusses fucking. In public! Without even pretending to be ashamed of herself!

    We’re doomed.

  39. 39
    dmsilev says:

    @JenJen: We actually managed to chase it away for a while by quoting data at it. I’m sure it will be back again once it clocks in for tonight’s shift. Only another week and a half of this.

  40. 40
    Punchy says:

    How in the fuck is Reagan’s comment about sex? WTF?

  41. 41

    Does Virgin Ben (as well as the other pearl clutchers) believe Obama’s daughters are NOT going to lose their virginity?

  42. 42
    Roger Moore says:

    @dmsilev:

    But we were promised last night that “the word on the street” was that there would be a ROMNEY SURGE today.

    When the best they have is a rumor that things will look better tomorrow, you know they have absolutely nothing.

  43. 43
    trollhattan says:

    @Southern Beale:
    Nate Silver has Willard’s chances of winning at 26.9% which, if we round to the nearest percent, is a very familiar number.

    If Willard has a nearly November surprise, he might want to deploy it post haste.

  44. 44
    dmsilev says:

    @trollhattan: Thanks to early voting, it may already be too late for a Halloween Surprise.

  45. 45
    trollhattan says:

    @Roger Moore:
    What if they gave a surge and nobody noticed? Have Republicans put in emergency petitions for new broadcast licences so they can have moar ad buys? I’m pretty sure at this point every available nanosecond is already bought between now and election day.

  46. 46
    Bulworth says:

    So, wait, the tribe that’s published books like this

    The Communist; The Muslim Brotherhood in the Obama Administration; Where’s the Birth Certificate?; The Manchurian President: Barack Obama’s Ties to Communists, Socialists and other Anti-American Extremists; The Great Destroyer: Barack Obama’s War on the Republic; Trickle Down Tyranny: Crushing Obama’s Dream of the Social States of America; Gangster Government: Barack Obama and the New Washington Thugocracy; How Obama Embraces Islam’s Sharia Agenda; The Post-American Presidency: The Obama Administration’s War on America; To Save America: Stopping Obama’s Secular Socialist Machine; The Blueprint: Obama’s Plan to Subvert the Constitution and Build an Imperial Presidency; and what is still my personal favorite title: Whiny Little Bitch: The Excuse Filled Presidency of Barack Obama.

    in the past four years, is getting the vapors over a web ad?

  47. 47
    owlbear1 says:

    @MikeJ:

    But Rape is a ‘Gift from GodRonald Reagan’.

  48. 48
    TooManyJens says:

    I already voted. I seriously just want to go to bed now and wake up after the election.

  49. 49
    trollhattan says:

    @dmsilev:
    At this point, a Willard surprise would need to be something like unveiling an uncanny Michael Jackson imitation, with choreography. Dude’s got nothing left in the idea tank (an admittedly tiny vessel to begin with).

  50. 50
    Hill Dweller says:

    I’m hoping, perhaps foolishly, the media will stop their “surge” bullshit, and hammer Willard for the ridiculously dishonest economic speech he gave today.

  51. 51
    Pavonis says:

    My first time was with Al Gore back when I was a barely legal 18-yr. old. I’ve always digged the geeks. It all got ruined when that stupid frat boy Bush came barging in at the end, however.

  52. 52
    JenJen says:

    @dmsilev: @Roger Moore: The nutters on Twitter are pretty excited about today’s Gallup poll, poor dears. One of my favorite wingnuts that I follow just for comedic relief recommends stocking up on ammo in anticipation of libtards freaking out when Obama gets absolutely shellacked. For more fun, just search #Romentum; apparently a lot of tea-types don’t get the snark of the hashtag.

    Let ’em have their fun, I guess. But I hope they aren’t seriously loading up on ammo, of course…

  53. 53
    Anoniminous says:

    From the GOS.

    Also Sprach The Romney:

    “And those things will determine the most important and intimate things in our lives, the lives of our homes, our families, our loved ones.”

    The “lives of our homes?”

  54. 54
    TooManyJens says:

    @JenJen: I guarantee you they’re stocking up on ammo, but it’s not in case of an Obama loss.

    @Anoniminous: Houses are people, my friend. People with car elevators.

  55. 55
    trollhattan says:

    @Anoniminous:
    He and the Annbot probably have names for all theirs, presuming they can recall how many they have and where they are. So yeah, [really fucking big] houses are people, my friend.

    Here’s to freeing up their time to reacquaint themselves with them all.

    [d’oh, beaten to the punch by TMJ–shakes fist]

  56. 56
    JGabriel says:

    __
    __
    Imani @ Top:

    HA! Ronald Reagan was a slut!

    Sluts do it for love … and sometimes lust. Reagan did it for money.

    And you know what that makes him.

    .

  57. 57
    Pavonis says:

    @JenJen: They’re mostly all bark and no bite. They’re cowards who dodge the wars they so dearly love and avoid all place where scary black men might lurk. Though there are a few crazy McVeigh types who are really dangerous.

  58. 58

    Damn, you don’t get it. You just don’t get it. It wasn’t the same thing at all. It’s never the same. See, for one thing, Reagan was a Republican, which means he was a serious, responsible fellow who could kid about things like that. It’s O.K. when Republicans are cheeky. When Democrats do the same thing, it’s slutty or sleazy or obscene.

    Now, that’s the first thing. The other thing is so blindingly obvious that I can’t believe you didn’t see it: Reagan was white, and Obama is–now, I don’t want to upset anybody here, but Obama is, well, there’s just no good way to say it, he’s black.

    And you know how those people are. They only think about sex. Hell, they’re genetically bred from years of living in Africa to, well, after all, there’s a reason people call them “jungle bunnies”: Africa is filled with jungles, and you know how rabbits breed, am I right? So, clearly, none of our white wimmin are safe from the depredations of this “deflowerer-in-chief. He’ll get your daughters, don’t even think he won’t. And the ones he can’t get, well, he has a whole army of well-hung, oversexed black minions all over the country, just waiting to despoil your pure-white virgin daughters.

    This “ad” was nothing more than a threat, a warning shot over the bows of our helpless white wimmin. Nothing more. Reagan would never have raped your daughters. He was a Republican, after all. And he was white.

  59. 59
    hitchhiker says:

    @Punchy:

    “I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great . . . ”

    Okay, I’ll play. What common experience do you think he was alluding to?

    Going to the dentist?
    Having your tonsils out?

  60. 60
    Patricia Kayden says:

    I love the fact that The Bot refuses to do any interviews between now and the elections. The more you hear/see/know him, the more you hate him. I get it. Smart strategy.

  61. 61
    crosspalms says:

    Speaking of early voting, did that today. Way more people in line to vote than to get driver’s licenses at office next door.

    That Lena Dunham ad is very funny. I voted for her guy.

  62. 62
    Thoughtcrime says:

    @Anoniminous:

    Romney is out to prove to the base that he really is Bush on steroids.

    And to Mitt, his many homes are his loved ones. Particularly his offshore ones.

  63. 63
    halfcynic says:

    Jesus Christ. I saw some howling and gnashing of teeth on Twitter about #MyFirstTime from the usual tcotbags. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that it’s this much of a total nonstarter. That’s *it?* THAT’S what they’re getting all a froth over and complaining that Obama is ZOMG moar sexist than Romney because LOOK OBJECTIFICATION. Someone learned a BIG-feminist word!! Too bad it’s, you know, completely misused.

    Some other silly conservative lady twit wrote something about how Obama’s never done anything for women EVAR. Oh, okay, Lily Ledbetter and reversing the global birth control gag rule like, first things out of the gate don’t count. I wonder what they think would have done. Holding the door open for Ann Romney, maybe. What the fuck ever. Next? Anyone? Maybe Sununu wishes to complain about Obama’s racism? Does Trump’s hairpiece have anything further to say?

  64. 64
    chopper says:

    @Mnemosyne:

    i’m surprised they didn’t clip the first scene from Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil’s Son-in-Law. where the mom gives birth to an 8-year old kid after first giving birth to a watermelon.

  65. 65
    Punchy says:

    @hitchhiker: I still dont get it. It’s about getting over the guilt of voting for a diff party. I dont see the sex angle, but whatevz.

  66. 66
    Thoughtcrime says:

    PS BS from Mitt:

    Well this is hilarious: BuzzFeed just caught the Romney campaign exaggerating the size of one its campaign rallies with an altered image. You can view BuzzFeed’s full analysis of the image here, but in short the Romney campaign simply duplicated several sections of the crowd, making the audience seem much bigger than it was. And they did a terrible job of it.

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/.....gn-payroll

    Just unskewing Mitt’s big tent.

  67. 67
    Bubblegum Tate says:

    @kay:

    Reagan was at a working class bar. You can say anything to those people.

    Reagan walking into a working class bar must be like when Principal Blackman walked into his school’s cafeteria: “Good lord! Is this where they eat?”

  68. 68
    trollhattan says:

    Also, too, I think TBogg (pbuh) has unveiled Taco.

    http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2.....s-polling/

    If I could comment on FDL I’d plead with him to re-veil, stat.

  69. 69
    BruinKid says:

    The right-wing blogs are crowing about some new Libya information that they claim will seal the election for Romney. Seems like the news is that other than a pissed off father, this was mostly a CIA thing, so if they want to go after David Petraeus and call on him to resign, by all means, go for it. See how far it gets you guys.

  70. 70
  71. 71
    Michael says:

    @Punchy: Man you must have had a pretty boring high school and college life.

  72. 72
    geg6 says:

    Someone needs to teach the Rmoney team how to use Photoshop:

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/.....gn-payroll

    Hilarious.

    h/t GOS

  73. 73
    Seanly says:

    Being a 44-yr old married white male, I have no idea who Lena Dunham is. However, she is cute as a button.

    I’m so old that my music old/new break point is about 1992. i.e., anything after 1992 seems like new fangled music to me… sigh…

    However, despite my advanced age & cultural out-of-touchness, I am still hipper & more jiggy with it than Ben Shapiro.

  74. 74
    GregB says:

    @trollhattan:

    Seweet Jaysus.

    He says that all of the cons look to Dick Morris to read the poll tea leaves.

    They are driving themselves into a lunatic frenzy.

    Matt Drudge is outraged, outraged at the photo-shop of Romney in a dunce cap.

    Did I say outraged?

    Every drunk, mouth breathing shitheel that I know is going into FaceBook overdrive.

    We must get to the bottom of Benghazi! WMD’s? Not so much, Benghazi is the biggest failure ever!

  75. 75
    celticdragonchick says:

    Off thread comment alert:

    You all are gonna love this guy:

    http://www.facebook.com/#!/brady.harris.712

    Republican 55 year old white guy with a facebook avatar of himself flipping the bird at you while wearing a PAY BACK TIME! tee shirt featuring a fighter plane.

    I swear to God I would have thought it was some sort of performance art cariacature.

    In any event he started trolling a thread on FB:

    Ted Brown Best country in the world buddy. I am a patriot, I served my country. I will whoop your queerboy right around. Let’s go. You got the balls?! Let’s go.

    Ted Brown You got the balls? Let’s go. I’ll knock you right out of your shoes. COME UP HERE YOU PU$$Y!

    Ted Brown Long live America.

    Ted Brown Alex Coleman, get out of MY country. You fuckwad.

    Ted Brown Come fight me like a man, big boys bar on dogwood ave and 3rd st buffalo ny

    Ted Brown ill knock you right out of your shoes cocksucker

    Ted Brown ill smack you right in your dicklicker

    Ted Brown You dirty herpe pussy eating mother fucker.

    Ted Brown Come over to big boys bar in buffalo and we’ll see how tough you REALLY are. You don’t even have to honk mother fucker.

    Ted Brown Fucking cunt. Youre a CUNT.

    Later down the line…

    Ted Brown Most American women are filthy whores.

    Aaaand continuing…Ted takes a stab at his own brand of edgy humor

    Ted Brown I am also a militant Atheist and LGBT supporter.

    Ted Brown I am also a fan of Adolf Hitler.

    Ted Brown Hitler was hot.

    Ted Brown Your pussy is the size of the grand canyon.

    For his latest payoff, Ted goes after a white woman named Jennifer who has an African American boyfriend featured in her picture:

    Ted Brown Jennifer is it true that when your black bf sticks his BBC In your asshole it looks like you are taking a big shit?

    There you have it. The perfect middle aged angry white Republican voter.

  76. 76
    maryQ says:

    Call me a cranky old prude lady but, Jeez, Lena. With friends like you……

    Don’t make it SO easy for wing nuts.

  77. 77
    trollhattan says:

    @Seanly:
    Still not old enough, so offa my lawn!

    Yeah, I didn’t know who she is, either.

  78. 78
    trollhattan says:

    @GregB:
    A. Reason the infinity why I don’t do FB, and
    II. I wonder if any of them can so much as find Benghazi on a map with an atlas and two hours of the googles?

  79. 79
    scav says:

    That was really amature hour at the Photosuop – almost as though if it’s not a vible lie their followers are swallowing, they’re not sure the followers devotion is abject enough. Off to find the sonnet on subject.

    SONNET 138

    When my love swears that she is made of truth
    I do believe her, though I know she lies,
    That she might think me some untutor’d youth,
    Unlearned in the world’s false subtleties.
    Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
    Although she knows my days are past the best,
    Simply I credit her false speaking tongue:
    On both sides thus is simple truth suppress’d.
    But wherefore says she not she is unjust?
    And wherefore say not I that I am old?
    O, love’s best habit is in seeming trust,
    And age in love loves not to have years told:
       Therefore I lie with her and she with me,
       And in our faults by lies we flatter’d be.

  80. 80
    McJulie says:

    But here’s the weird part about Reagan’s comment. It clearly seems like he’s alluding to sex, but it’s sex from the woman’s point of view. Sex isn’t “supposed” to hurt men their first time.

  81. 81
    Michael says:

    Everybody should watch Dunahm’s show on HBO, Girls. One of the funniest on TV.

  82. 82
    handy says:

    @McJulie:

    It came from the 80s so maybe he had this in mind (granted a couple years after the fact).

  83. 83
    Ash Can says:

    OT, courtesy of the commenters at LGF: Harry Reid taken to hospital, condition unknown, following car accident in Las Vegas. Let’s hope he’s OK and was just taken as a precaution.

  84. 84
    JohnC says:

    @maryQ:

    Call me a cranky old prude lady

    You’re a cranky old prude lady.

  85. 85
    trollhattan says:

    {putting on my Taco veil, engaging caps lock] BREAKING: ROMNEY HAS ZERO, AS IN “0” MOMENTUM.

    Ah, that’s better.

    http://www.theatlantic.com/pol.....um/264141/

  86. 86
    The Bearded Blogger says:

    @Ash Can: Tweet says he walked into emergency room. Hope he’s ok

  87. 87
    trollhattan says:

    @Ash Can:
    Not good news at all. Here’s hoping he has a different view on seatbelts than Corzine did.

    http://www.lasvegassun.com/new.....ive-vehic/

  88. 88
    fuddmain says:

    @Ash Can:

    Just saw on the twittertubes that he’s fine and actually walked himself into the ER.

  89. 89
    The Bearded Blogger says:

    @maryQ: Oh my god, the ad was so mild! This is really a mountain out of a molehill. If the left pre-censored itself in anticipation of hurting the right’s feelings, it would never say anything at all.

  90. 90
    PreservedKillick says:

    @JenJen:

    One of my favorite wingnuts that I follow just for comedic relief recommends stocking up on ammo in anticipation of libtards freaking out when Obama gets absolutely shellacked.

    Jesus. What does he think they’ll do? Saddle up the priuses and pelt him with quinoa?

  91. 91
    ThatLeftTurnInABQ says:

    @fuddmain:

    Just saw on the twittertubes that he’s fine and actually walked himself into the ER

    SEE! SEE! Even the Democrat Senate Majority Leader hates Obamacare SOOOO MUCH that he’d rather go to the ER than see a doctor! Because in the state of OBAMANATION you cannot find a good doctor no matter how bad you need one! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! OBAMA IS KIDNAPPING YOUR DOKTORS AND SENDING THEM TO KENYA TO DILIVER GIANORMOUS BABIES WHO WILL TAKEOVER AMERICA!

  92. 92
    Ash Can says:

    he walked into emergency room

    That’s excellent news right there. Sounds like everything’s OK. Thank goodness.

  93. 93
    gwangung says:

    @Michael:

    Everybody should watch Dunahm’s show on HBO, Girls. One of the funniest on TV.

    Well, actually, no. I have a lot of problems with the show.

    But anyone who can rile up wingnuts like this has earned a lot of slack in my book.

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: You’re getting me in trouble. My boss was asking me what was wrong and I couldn’t tell her.

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    GxB says:

    @hitchhiker: Taking a deuce after a bout of dehydration would be my guess – come on the codger was what 96 when first elected.

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    Jay in Oregon says:

    OK, maybe I’m some hedonist or libertine but I thought that commercial was cute. And kind of sweet.

    If right-wingers are seeing moral decay and sexual prurience, that says a lot more about them that it does Obama. Or Lena Dunham.

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    greenergood says:

    @Ash Can: Hey! that’s my mom you’re talkin’ about – though dyed ash-blonde, not blue – but she misses her George Bush. Me? Spending Election Night somewhere else!!

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    Jay in Oregon says:

    @Patricia Kayden:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFX7jqUW1-8

    “We’ve given all you people need to know,” after all.

    But they’ve given us so much more than that…

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    Randy P says:

    @Punchy: You apparently have never been educated about what “virginity” means physically. There is a membrane called a hymen which needs to be broken. It hurts. But reportedly only for a minute, after which it feels great.

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    Auguste says:

    @maryQ: Wow, really? With reading the reaction before seeing the video I had the feeling she was going to be climbing out of a comical heart-shaped bed filled with a blow-up doll, a pile of cocaine, and Kal Penn dressed as a pizza delivery boy. What she said was so innocuous, a child wouldn’t even know she was being suggestive.

    Honestly, if that’s “making it easy for them”, we should all just give up right now.

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    @Punchy:
    In ABL’s and her Obot followers deranged slow witted minds, this has to be a reference to Sex

    it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great.

    Of course with Reagan not being a woman did not yap about it incessantly for a whole minute.

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    Ken_L says:

    @Bulworth: Well yes, those books are FACTUAL. They ought to be prescribed school textbooks. The TV commercial on the other hand is viciously defamatory.

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    Uncle Cosmo says:

    @hitchhiker:

    “I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great . . . ”

    Okay, I’ll play. What common experience do you think he was alluding to?

    Going to the dentist?
    Having your tonsils out?

    Considering that St. Ronnie was only 4 months short of 70 when he made that comment, there is one experience common to that age group he might have meant–

    That first huuuuge crap* after 4 days’ constipation

    –inasmuch as the vast majority of the Medicare-eligible crowd is utterly obsessed with bowel movements.

    And y’know, voting for Reagan would kindasorta be like dropping The Mother Of All Turds, woodnit?

    —————-
    (* Think Noah under the pregnant elephant: BarrROOM!)

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    Reagan has a legacy so distorted by the Conservative idolization of him that we may never have a clear picture of the real man behind the television set beyond the elaborate myth now concocted around him. Did he really rid the world of commie scum? Did destroy or save our economy? Check out my portrait of The Gipper and help me figure it out on my artist’s blog at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.....ipper.html with some Cold War Hollywood!

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    General Stuck says:

    @Brandt Hardin:

    Really do Like your website and art. Bookmarked

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    Another Halocene Human says:

    @Zapruder F. Mashtots, D.D.S. (Mumphrey, et al.): Aww, I miss Dunkin Dönitz.

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    C. Owen says:

    Boy! The discussion(s) on this forum is/are mind-boggling.
    What huge intellectuals!
    One can only imagine the depths of misery to which the Kool-aide drinking Left will fall if and when the Romney campaign sweeps the nation in a landslide victory!
    FYI: I know this may be a stretch for you “intellectuals,” but Ronald Reagan actually WAS talking about voting Conservative for the first time, and the very real relief one realizes as they pull the lever for the first time (in the voting booth) for the Republican ticket.

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    C. Owen says:

    @hitchhiker:
    What makes you so sure he was “alluding” to something, rather than actually talking about voting Republican for the first time in their life?

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    Countme-In says:

    “I can tell you it only hurts for a minute and then it feels just great . . . ”

    Actually, Jane Wyman said that, as she yawned and checked her watch.

    Ronnie pulled his republican lever more than once.

    I can’t think what you call that.

    I’d like to think Reagan would be rolling over in his grave could he get a load of the horseshit ruling his Party now.

    But never mind, his boner for Ryan would prevent the rolling.

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