Donald Trump the Orange Supremacist claims he’s going to release some big news tomorrow, and some Florida investor named Douglas Kass has Daily Mail speculating that the big bombshell is divorce papers:
Donald Trump is to claim that he has unearthed divorce papers of Michelle Obama and the President, according to a respected financial pundit with links to the tycoon.
It is alleged that the eccentric real estate mogul will claim that the documents show the First Lady and the President were at one point in their two decades of marriage seriously considering splitting up.
Trump set the hare running on Monday by claiming that he was set to make an announcement on Wednesday that would be ‘bordering on gigantic’ and that it would ‘possibly’ change the Presidential race.
The billionaire told Fox & Friends that he had ‘something very, very big concerning the president of the United States’. ‘It’s going to be very big. I know one thing- you will cover it in a very big fashion’.
Trump declined to elaborate, but today an investor who appears on the same business talk show as him claimed to have more details.
Douglas Kass, a Florida-based investor who appears on CNBC’s talkshow ‘Squawkbox’ where Trump is often a commentator, tweeted to his 48,000 followers: ‘High above the Alps my Gnome has heard that Donald Trump will announce that he has unearthed divorce papers between the Prez and his wife.’
HIgh above the Alps my Gnome has heard that Donald Trump will announce that he has unearthed divorce papers between the Prez and his wife.
— Douglas Kass (@DougKass) October 23, 2012
If true, this would be news, why? Who cares? How many times has Trump been married? Three? I mean, really — the thrice divorced asshole is going to reveal that a couple may have considered divorce during the course of twenty years of marriage? And that upon considering divorce, they didn’t get divorced? Really?!
Does anyone give a shit? I mean, does anyone give a shit no matter what nonsense Donald is up to?
The answer is no — no they do not.
[via Daily Mail]
[cross-posted at ABLC]