Let’s have a golfer’s hand clap for our very own Angry Black Lady, who just joined the team as a consultant at RH Reality Check to advance her #TeamUterati concept and database. Basically, she is going to be working with RH Reality Check to develop a legal and policy resource center which will include an online database of laws and policies on sexual and reproductive health and justice. Essentially, the database at TeamUterati.com/wiki will operate under RHRC’s banner.
Congrats, Imani!
Jamey
Top drawer!!
Corner Stone
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
JPL
Congrats…
Felanius Kootea
Congratulations ABL/Imani.
amk
@Corner Stone: An asshole gonna be an asshole.
Congrats ABL.
Baud
Yay, Imani.
Quincy
Congrats!
Yutsano
@Jamey: Roz saw what you did there.
And frabjous day indeedy!
The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of compassion
Congrats, ABL!
T. Bombadil
Congrats.
Win/win
geg6
Awesome news! Congrats Imani!
Jay C
Mazel Tov, ABL! Yay!!
John D
Congratulations, ABL!
Yutsano
So does this gig get full bennies too? Tumer Willis has definitely outstayed her welcome.
Violet
Congrats, ABL! We knew you when…
MikeBoyScout
3 cheers for the sweet hard working Imani!
We love your hardboiled angry schtick.
Tod Kelly
Hey! Congrats!
Soonergrunt
Congratulations, ABL! That is truly awesome news.
geg6
OT, but I had recorded Iron Chef America and am watching it right now. Is there anything that sounds better in life than bacon lardons (sp?)?
zombie rotten mcdonald
nicely done.
chopper
cheers! to the angriest, blackest lady I know.
Hypatia's Momma
Awesome sauce!
red dog
Will ABL still be permitted to grace us with her bits of snark?
General Stuck
Way cool. Can’t think of a better lady parts advocate. And on the subject of lady bits, scroll down to video. Funny and hot.
ding dong
Kool! Kongratulations!
quannlace
With a light maple syrup glaze ?
quannlace
Is Cole out of town? Seems pretty light on the posts lately
The Dangerman
Salute!
(I was raised on Hee Haw – I got over it – anyway, that seems appropriate for Hoo Haw related matters).
Yutsano
@geg6: You had me at bacon. Lardons is just fancy French snootiness for cut into pieces.
Redshift
Cool! Congrats!
S. Holland
Yeah! Congrats!!!
scav
Give us an angry! Give us a black! Give us a huzzah! For angry ladies and those awarded lady parts by merit of action!
Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God
Congrats.
Give ’em hell.
Wiesman
So awesome. Congratulations Imani.
taylormattd
Awesome! Congrats Imani!!!
The Dangerman
@Yutsano:
Which reminds me – thanks for the Sushi recommendation. Between old favorites (there’s a hole in the wall place in Des Moines I hope is still there) and new places to check out, my calendar is filling up.
raven
Go’on wit yo bad sef.
Anne Laurie
Congratulations, ABL!
General Stuck
@quannlace:
Another Friday before a big election coming up soon. When Cole breaks out a bucket of Hola Fruita and does all day Oprah reruns to drain the emo swamp.
Yutsano
@The Dangerman: Oh good you saw that. :) Their potstickers (really gyoza but who’s counting?) are pretty decent as well.
We shall haz formal meet-up as soon as you give us some more firm dates. Please to be squeezing us in. We don’t bite much…
Howard Beale IV
+1.
jayjaybear
@Yutsano: I know an awful lot of people with a major lardon for bacon…
And GRATZ (as we say in the MMOTWA (massively multiplayer online time wasting addictions)) to ABL!
schrodinger's cat
@geg6: I must be one of those rare people who are not too fond of bacon, too greasy for me.
jeffreyw
@geg6: Candied pepper bacon with cayenne?
JGabriel
Congratulations on the new gig, Imani!
Yutsano
@schrodinger’s cat: I can understand this if you have never had really good bacon. And bacon unfortunately can be made terribly. However pancetta is fucking divine and so useful, and is actually less greasy than the pork belly strips most American bacon consists of. If not just get ham, it can be made to crisp up almost the same way plus it’s much much leaner. And there are lots of great hams in the world. Prosciutto!!
(geez, I’m not even close to Italian!)
Mr Stagger Lee
Way to go ABL, unleash hell on the pro lifers!
StarStorm
@Corner Stone:
Do you really believe you need two hands to masturbate?
The Dangerman
@Yutsano:
We shall see; my plans have changed rather significantly over the past weeks. Plans 1.0 had me there almost a full month; 2.0 is having me there on two separate short visits about a month apart.
Also, I’ll confess up front, I’m like Cole confessed to being in the past; a curmudgeon better suited for online interaction…
…but we shall see!
Kristine
Congratulations, Imani!
Corner Stone
@StarStorm: No but I figure the other hand’s going to be busy doing data entry.
Narcissus
“Two Fisted Fap” is the name of my hipstercore jazz-fusion ensemble
xaneroxane
Well, how neat! Congrats!
metalgirl
So AWESOME!! Congrats!
schrodinger's cat
@Yutsano: Do like ham and have had only the supermarket bacon.
ABL
Thanks y’all!
geg6
@Yutsano:
Oh, I know what they are. I just don’t remember enough French to remember how to spell it.
Yum. Bacon.
Wow. I just had a revelation. Bacon was the name used by a troll at the OT forum at a reality tv blog I used to hand out at. Wonder if PO is Bacon? The revelation is how much they sound like each other. Nah, can’t be. What are the odds in the world wide web?
Alison
So awesome, and sadly, SO NECESSARY. Give ’em hell, lady :)
geg6
@schrodinger’s cat:
Yutsy is right. If you’ve ever had really good bacon, you’d know it isn’t really greasy. We get it from a local farmer and there is no better food on this earth. Mmmmmmm, bacon!
TaMara (BHF)
@ABL: Congrats! I can’t think of a better person to watch over my lady bits…ummm, wait,that didn’t come out right….well, y’all know what I mean. Congratulations and give’m hell, Imani!
geg6
@quannlace:
Agreed. I’ve been having unfulfilled hankerings for
Lily pics. Cole, damn him, doesn’t care. He’s probably been preparing couches for burning all week.
jnfr
Excellent news.
Stan
W00t!
Waynski
Good on ya, Imani. Go fucking get’em!
schrodinger's cat
Wanted: Binders full of Tunch.
Alternatively, Release the Tunchen.
Dee Loralei
That’s amazing news Imani! Congrats and Mozel Tov!
Fluke bucket
@StarStorm: no way. How would you be able to hang on to the shower curtain?
Omnes Omnibus
ABL, I raise a large scotch to you. Congrats.
Fluke bucket
Oh yeah, congratulations on the new opportunity ABL.
And a golf clap and a one hand fap sound very similar
Omnes Omnibus
@Fluke bucket: One defers to your expertise.
The Dangerman
Hey Yutsano,
If’n you read down this far in the thread, my arrival in the NW is fixed; 11/9. 11/11 is definitely out and 11/10 isn’t much better…
…and, for that first portion of the travels, I won’t be all that close to Seattle. That is Event #1.
Event #2 is basically Seattle, but the backend of my trip is kinda fluid right now (which roughly explains how 1.0 became 2.0; being in Seattle almost month is one thing, but being there for almost a month with the back end not firmly set is entirely another).
If Obama wins, I’ll surely be in a much, MUCH better frame of mind for the first trip. If Obama loses, it might take a month to recover and be presentable ;-)
Yutsano
@The Dangerman: Well that’s Veteran’s Day weekend, and I may be either in an orgiastic mood or a drunken stupor. But since it’ll be a short week for me I imagine I’ll be doing something about. I’m not leaving the city until the day before Thanksgiving, so no matter what I should be down for whatever. We’ll keep talking.
Ash Can
Outstanding!
Kerry Reid
Well played!
Another Halocene Human
Rock on, sister! Lets do this thing!
Lojasmo
@geg6:
Dunno, but I just pict up a half a butchered hog, and because I asked for the fat, I now have ten or so pounds of pork fat in my freezer (along with four hams, fifty pork chops, spare ribs, and twenty pounds of bacon, etc)
CONGRATULATIONS, IMANI!
SBJules
Way to go, Imani!!