(Jack Ohman via GoComics.com)
Entertainment, for adults! Via Paul Constant at the Stranger, “Tucker Carlson’s vanity project/ conservative Huffington Post ripoff, The Daily Caller“ is touting a threat to Romney’s fellow Mormons’ favorite indoor entertainmnet:
Former Justice Department official Patrick Trueman, who proudly participated in federal pornography prosecutions during their “heyday” in the late 1980s and early 1990s, told The Daily Caller that Mitt Romney’s campaign assured him that Romney would “vigorously” prosecute pornographers if elected president.
Trueman, the president of Morality in Media, contacted the Romney campaign earlier this year about the “untreated pandemic” of Internet pornography. “They got back to us right away,” he said…“[Romney policy director Alex] Wong assured us that Romney is very concerned with this, and that if he’s elected these laws will be enforced,” Trueman told TheDC. ”They promised to vigorously enforce federal adult obscenity laws.”
In GOP-VP-candidate tracking news, reports that Rick Santorum just experienced a “happy ending.” Maybe Ann Romney will explain that this is just Mitt’s way of giving us little people, like the LA cops, a chance to meet celebrities up close and personal…
Other than double entendres (“most of Nanny Ogg’s jokes were single intenders, and proud of it”), what’s on the agenda tonight?