I don’t think anyone’s posted about Curt Schilling getting fisted by the invisible hand, and since I don’t give a shit about baseball (especially Red Sox baseball) or video games, I’m the wrong guy to post about it, but Canadian reader Bob seems to know a bit about our quaint customs here and put together a couple of links for me. First, let’s establish Curt’s douchebag bonafides:
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
After pitching for the Sox, Curt decided to start a video game company in a classically hypocritical conservative fashion:
Schilling had relocated 38 Studios from Massachusetts to Providence, R.I., in order to take advantage of a $75-million publicly backed loan from Rhode Island. The company received $50 million of that loan.
After taking all that money, his company shit the bed and laid everyone off, in classically incompetent conservative fashsion. I would also say he did that in a classically Red Sox near the end of the season fashion, if I knew anything about baseball, which I don’t.