The funniest part about these lunitics and this theory is that last I checked OBAMA IS PRESIDENT AND HAS ACCCESS TO THE SITUATION ROOM 24/7/365. Why the fuck would he need to be photo shopped in. Hell, if he wanted to “fake” a picture all he would have to do is get the people he wanted in the fake picture and have them pose for a picture. Its not like he is in a picture with somebody he couldn’t do that with like, say Mother Theresa.
I demand that someone go into their back yard and shoot a watermelon.
9.
Jeff Spender
HA HA HA!
This is the kind of trolling I’d pull on my liberal friends when they really start annoying me.
Jesus McAllah, what the fuck is wrong with these people.
10.
kd bart
If partaking of such foolish endeavors prevented these people from spawning, I would be all in favor of them. But unfortunately, these dumb asses manage to reproduce. Thus, they will always be with us.
11.
dmsilev
Also, too,
Zebest ponders why, if the codename for the Bin Laden mission was “Geronimo,” this document says “CODEWORD NOFORN.” She floats as a possible explanation that this was “another disturbing attempt to casually release confidential information to our enemies.” Unfortunately for Zebest, “NOFORN” is not actually a secret codeword: it means the document is “Not Releasable to Foreign Nationals.”
Conspiracy theorist missed an opportunity, since the ‘NOFORN’ binder was in front of Hillary Clinton. _Clearly_, Madame Secretary is having additional difficulties with her husband and is attempting to send him a message warning him against fornication.
12.
Violet
Love the tag! What would Plato and Aristotle think?
13.
Jibeaux
See, some people think that the FPers should just stop reading Sully, but that only works if you’re satisfied with the like 650 tags we already have. This new one is a thing of beauty.
14.
feebog
Jerome Corsi on line one for you Ms Zebest…
15.
Keith
Wow, apparently they’ve even stumbled onto a conspiracy with Obama throwing a football. You see, he throws a baseball differently from a football; that cannot be! And the JPEG image they were looking at…it had weird pixellated effects round his tie. Nothing is real to these people because the look too closely at stuff without understanding lossy compression and automatic image enhancement. Seriously, at some point in the next year, you will read about one of these nutjobs claiming that some Obama event was filmed in a studio instead of really happening because it looks “soap opera-ish” on their LCD TV.
16.
jl
Is that photoshop disaster blog still in business?
The conspiracy nuts should just submit their stuff there.
But perhaps they think that these sensitive pieces of evidence should be protected by secret NOFORN status, and kept on lock down, until analyzed to death by wingnut goofballs.
17.
different-church-lady
I’m thinking “Then who’s pants are these?” trends in BJ memewatch.
How is it possible there is enough room in these people’s brains to accomodate even an autonomic nervous system?
ETA: Now do the missing chunk of ear. I say Michelle–a spectacularly angry black woman–bit it off when she found out Barack never broke it off with Larry Sinclair, but I think you can best that.
20.
arguingwithsignposts
Hmmm. Needs more kerning.
21.
kd bart
Obama faked the moon landing. It was all staged in Bill Ayers’ apartment.
This is the kind of trolling I’d pull on my liberal friends when they really start annoying me.
It’s gotta be just spoofing at this point — they must be sitting around thinking, “What can we come up with that’s so inventively idiotic that liberal heads will explode just trying to comprehend it?”
24.
eric
mock this if you want libtards, but you cant deny that Obama would do anything to get re-elected including bribing students with more affordable loans and bribing unions by bailing out the auto industry. This guy is all about himself and the way he uses that bs nobel prize getting China all worked up about some blind dissident. wake up sheeple, you can see that Obama is trying to pretend he is important to make people (or sheeple in your case) think that he is doing something, when he has done nothing to help the economy, even going so far as to ram Keynesian spending down our throats and washing it down with his unconstitutional ACA and auto bailouts. I am so moving to Montana if he wins again — at least those people know how to elect republican leaders out in the rugged west.
25.
Amir Khalid
Pah. This is nothing. Did the White House ever explain the Situation Room photo where they were all wearing Princess Beatrice’s Flying Spaghetti Monster hat?
26.
gwangung
@Keith: Um, these are the same folks who saw closed captions and thought they were nefarious plots by the President to direct audiences to do….something.
IOW, not the sharpest pencils in the box and best treated by derision…
@eric: I haz a sad thinking about how Burns, Ralf W, Gaz and a few other members of our literalati will be responding indignantly and at length. Okay, maybe it’s a happy.
30.
jaime
Looked at the American Thinker thread, this by FAR is the best comment.
“Still, too many conspiracy theories going around.
All the important things are being lost and obscured in the deluge.Typical communist tactic -“
31.
jl
Here you go.
Folks, I suggest Balloon Juice, the Sherlock Holmes of all blogs, submit the evidence to experts.
Not sure if this is the blog I looked a few times a couple of years ago, but dude the NoBama forgeries look a lot faker than these photoshop disasters, ya think?
The Whitewater reference is very apt. How long before a very serious republican Congressman is out in his backyard shooting a watermelon to prove Obama didn’t order OBL killed?
33.
eric
@jaime: i tip my cap at that. I cannot compete with that. wow
34.
JPL
After looking at Obama’s ear, I can’t help but wonder where was Mike Tyson? Are those Tyson’s pants but he was photo shopped out of the picture. Is Tyson actually running foreign policy?
35.
Omnes Omnibus
In case anyone was wondering, they are my pants. I just don’t know why they were in the situation room.
36.
handsmile
At least with Vince Foster, there was a body. With OBL…?
Documents can be forged, photographs altered, witnesses bought off or eliminated.
“Pants” are the merest hem of this conspiracy. I’m just sayin’….
Zebest ponders why, if the codename for the Bin Laden mission was “Geronimo,” this document says “CODEWORD NOFORN.” She floats as a possible explanation that this was “another disturbing attempt to casually release confidential information to our enemies.” Unfortunately for Zebest, “NOFORN” is not actually a secret codeword: it means the document is “Not Releasable to Foreign Nationals.”
You have obviously failed to grasp the latest rule change in Conservative Calvinball. The document is not releasable to foreign nationals and Obama is a secret Kenyan.
42.
kd bart
Breitbart was so closed to the truth when they killed him.
If I’m reading this right… that means Obama is releasing photos and birth certificates that aren’t fake, but look fake to the trained detective eyes of random conservatives on the internet. By doing this he distracts the conservative movement with these trivialities so as to slip his truly devious machinations through unnoticed. While Real American Patriots are busy debating “Whose pants are these?”, the TRUE conspiracy is beginning to unfold…
I agree 5/10. I was going to go with a 3/10 but his use of a solid wall of text really sold the crazy.
We still need better trolls.
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the fugitive uterus
@eric: what makes the midwest so special over the south? we’ve got just as much racism down here, thank you very much!
57.
Nemesis
I blame Obama for creating the toxic environment that drives wingers crazy. That and he’s blah. Really blah.
58.
jl
@Lee: I think that was a spoof troll. Or, a real troll who does not know who the governor of Montana is. Probably the former.
Anyway, I say, let’s declare war and invade Hawaii and get to the bottom of it. They have the evidence, or evidence of absence, or absence of evidence, or something, and won’t cough it up.
59.
bemused
I just had a horrible thought. Now I am wondering how many of my republican friends and family who think Fox is fair and balanced but are not George Tierney lunatics believe some of these way around the bend conspiracy theories. I don’t think I want to know.
” I blame Obama for creating the toxic environment that drives wingers crazy. ”
Obama is uncivilly civil, especially for ‘his kind’. If only we could make the country see how toxic that kind of tactic is, he would lose. We need a big ad campaign, financed by some wigged out old rich guy. That would do it.
Also, also, too. “Who’s pants are these?” is cleverly asking, “Who is pants?”, which I take to mean Hillary is actually in charge. PUMAlicious!
70.
Gex
The ear thing just proves our first gay president is having an affair with Mike Tyson.
71.
Gex
I fear the right is generating rotating tag lines faster than it would be reasonable to add them and more numerous than we want the rotation to contain. We’ll have to have a tag voting system to rein in the tags.
72.
dww44
@bemused: I’m afraid that you may be right. I have lots of those friends and relatives and I know that many believe in a good bit of this garbage. It’s almost all reflexive for them these days. They believe BECAUSE they want to. All there is to it. Have no ability to think impartially or rationally about Obama.
73.
jl
@Gex: Uh oh. Now it’s ‘out there’. I think the fact that the WH has not handled its Mike Tyson problem is very troubling.
We’ll have to have a tag voting system to rein in the tags.
Isn’t “Tagg” a pulin’ Palin?
Ed
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greenergood
Great: I’ll soon be getting another email (with various forwarded attachments from mom’s friends) from my mom about this, or another birther site, or about how much Michelle’s clothes/children/travel arrangements/security arrangements cost and how all of America is just totally impoverished and Obamacare is communist, etc. etc. Meanwhile my brother’s a hedge fund manager of the Ayn Rand ilk. I’m really looking forward to Thanksgiving …
79.
Elie
Y’all are cracking me up tonight… Thanks! No place like BJ for sharp repartee… :-)
80.
Zach
I know we’re talking about folks who are pretty anti-science here, but I didn’t realize that we were re-litigating the wave/particle nature of light. Did you know Osama Bin Laden and the Unabomber and Hitler also believed in the diffraction limit? Teach the controversy!
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Alexandra
Nice tag. ;)
Carbon Dated
Actually it’s a little more like the flak Junior Bush took for wearing a jetpack or something during his debates with Kerry.
SteveM
Wait till they start applying the McMahon-McMillan Inverted Refractory Process.
Legalize
But this is proof of something!
SteveM
@Alexandra: Ditto.
Napoleon
The funniest part about these lunitics and this theory is that last I checked OBAMA IS PRESIDENT AND HAS ACCCESS TO THE SITUATION ROOM 24/7/365. Why the fuck would he need to be photo shopped in. Hell, if he wanted to “fake” a picture all he would have to do is get the people he wanted in the fake picture and have them pose for a picture. Its not like he is in a picture with somebody he couldn’t do that with like, say Mother Theresa.
PeakVT
Fucking optics, how does it work?
ETA: do they work? Whatever.
dmsilev
I demand that someone go into their back yard and shoot a watermelon.
Jeff Spender
HA HA HA!
This is the kind of trolling I’d pull on my liberal friends when they really start annoying me.
Jesus McAllah, what the fuck is wrong with these people.
kd bart
If partaking of such foolish endeavors prevented these people from spawning, I would be all in favor of them. But unfortunately, these dumb asses manage to reproduce. Thus, they will always be with us.
dmsilev
Also, too,
Conspiracy theorist missed an opportunity, since the ‘NOFORN’ binder was in front of Hillary Clinton. _Clearly_, Madame Secretary is having additional difficulties with her husband and is attempting to send him a message warning him against fornication.
Violet
Love the tag! What would Plato and Aristotle think?
Jibeaux
See, some people think that the FPers should just stop reading Sully, but that only works if you’re satisfied with the like 650 tags we already have. This new one is a thing of beauty.
feebog
Jerome Corsi on line one for you Ms Zebest…
Keith
Wow, apparently they’ve even stumbled onto a conspiracy with Obama throwing a football. You see, he throws a baseball differently from a football; that cannot be! And the JPEG image they were looking at…it had weird pixellated effects round his tie. Nothing is real to these people because the look too closely at stuff without understanding lossy compression and automatic image enhancement. Seriously, at some point in the next year, you will read about one of these nutjobs claiming that some Obama event was filmed in a studio instead of really happening because it looks “soap opera-ish” on their LCD TV.
jl
Is that photoshop disaster blog still in business?
The conspiracy nuts should just submit their stuff there.
But perhaps they think that these sensitive pieces of evidence should be protected by secret NOFORN status, and kept on lock down, until analyzed to death by wingnut goofballs.
different-church-lady
I’m thinking “Then who’s pants are these?” trends in BJ memewatch.
How is it possible there is enough room in these people’s brains to accomodate even an autonomic nervous system?
Spaghetti Lee
…the fuck?
shortstop
@dmsilev: You’re good at this.
ETA: Now do the missing chunk of ear. I say Michelle–a spectacularly angry black woman–bit it off when she found out Barack never broke it off with Larry Sinclair, but I think you can best that.
arguingwithsignposts
Hmmm. Needs more kerning.
kd bart
Obama faked the moon landing. It was all staged in Bill Ayers’ apartment.
jl
@different-church-lady:
I thought it was a line from some movie ballad. From Titanic, maybe?
different-church-lady
@Jeff Spender:
It’s gotta be just spoofing at this point — they must be sitting around thinking, “What can we come up with that’s so inventively idiotic that liberal heads will explode just trying to comprehend it?”
eric
mock this if you want libtards, but you cant deny that Obama would do anything to get re-elected including bribing students with more affordable loans and bribing unions by bailing out the auto industry. This guy is all about himself and the way he uses that bs nobel prize getting China all worked up about some blind dissident. wake up sheeple, you can see that Obama is trying to pretend he is important to make people (or sheeple in your case) think that he is doing something, when he has done nothing to help the economy, even going so far as to ram Keynesian spending down our throats and washing it down with his unconstitutional ACA and auto bailouts. I am so moving to Montana if he wins again — at least those people know how to elect republican leaders out in the rugged west.
Amir Khalid
Pah. This is nothing. Did the White House ever explain the Situation Room photo where they were all wearing Princess Beatrice’s Flying Spaghetti Monster hat?
gwangung
@Keith: Um, these are the same folks who saw closed captions and thought they were nefarious plots by the President to direct audiences to do….something.
IOW, not the sharpest pencils in the box and best treated by derision…
Spaghetti Lee
@eric:
5/10.
different-church-lady
@eric:
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
shortstop
@eric: I haz a sad thinking about how Burns, Ralf W, Gaz and a few other members of our literalati will be responding indignantly and at length. Okay, maybe it’s a happy.
jaime
Looked at the American Thinker thread, this by FAR is the best comment.
“Still, too many conspiracy theories going around.
All the important things are being lost and obscured in the deluge.Typical communist tactic -“
jl
Here you go.
Folks, I suggest Balloon Juice, the Sherlock Holmes of all blogs, submit the evidence to experts.
Not sure if this is the blog I looked a few times a couple of years ago, but dude the NoBama forgeries look a lot faker than these photoshop disasters, ya think?
PS Disasters blog
http://www.psdisasters.com/
taylormattd
The Whitewater reference is very apt. How long before a very serious republican Congressman is out in his backyard shooting a watermelon to prove Obama didn’t order OBL killed?
eric
@jaime: i tip my cap at that. I cannot compete with that. wow
JPL
After looking at Obama’s ear, I can’t help but wonder where was Mike Tyson? Are those Tyson’s pants but he was photo shopped out of the picture. Is Tyson actually running foreign policy?
Omnes Omnibus
In case anyone was wondering, they are my pants. I just don’t know why they were in the situation room.
handsmile
At least with Vince Foster, there was a body. With OBL…?
Documents can be forged, photographs altered, witnesses bought off or eliminated.
“Pants” are the merest hem of this conspiracy. I’m just sayin’….
Comrade Dread
The pants belonged to Clinton, which brings us full circle. Clinton was somewhere in the White House sans pants!
Time for another impeachment hearing.
DougJ, Head of Infidelity
@Alexandra:
Thanks
arguingwithsignposts
@Omnes Omnibus: I left them there by mistake.
eric
@Comrade Dread: this proves that Hillary really is the one that wears the pants cause Bill left his in the Situation Room years ago.
"Fair and Balanced" Dave
@dmsilev:
You have obviously failed to grasp the latest rule change in Conservative Calvinball. The document is not releasable to foreign nationals and Obama is a secret Kenyan.
kd bart
Breitbart was so closed to the truth when they killed him.
eric
@kd bart: “closed” to the truth….indeed :)
J.W. Hamner
@jaime:
If I’m reading this right… that means Obama is releasing photos and birth certificates that aren’t fake, but look fake to the trained detective eyes of random conservatives on the internet. By doing this he distracts the conservative movement with these trivialities so as to slip his truly devious machinations through unnoticed. While Real American Patriots are busy debating “Whose pants are these?”, the TRUE conspiracy is beginning to unfold…
Omnes Omnibus
@arguingwithsignposts: That raises more questions than it answers.
arguingwithsignposts
@Omnes Omnibus: It’s what we do. ;)
Svensker
@jaime:
I love you for reporting that.
Steeplejack
@Spaghetti Lee:
Those East German judges are always tough.
Hewer of Wood, Drawer of Water
@jaime: yes they need to settle on one conspiracy theory and stick with it.
But I’ve said too much already
Jay in Oregon
@kd bart:
I thought the moon landing was faked at ACORN headquarters.
Villago Delenda Est
Dammit, we need to take steps to insure people like this bint don’t breed, if humanity has any sort of future.
Villago Delenda Est
@Omnes Omnibus:
Oh yes you do.
You and Michelle had to high tail it out of there in a hella hurry when Gates and those other people were heard in the stairwell.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Lovely, optical illusions created by our minds desire to see patterns is now prouf.
Jay in Oregon
@Villago Delenda Est:
We tried fluoridating their water but they saw through that tactic.
Then we tried direct mind control with HAARP but that was exposed as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Lee
@Spaghetti Lee:
I agree 5/10. I was going to go with a 3/10 but his use of a solid wall of text really sold the crazy.
We still need better trolls.
the fugitive uterus
@eric: what makes the midwest so special over the south? we’ve got just as much racism down here, thank you very much!
Nemesis
I blame Obama for creating the toxic environment that drives wingers crazy. That and he’s blah. Really blah.
jl
@Lee: I think that was a spoof troll. Or, a real troll who does not know who the governor of Montana is. Probably the former.
Anyway, I say, let’s declare war and invade Hawaii and get to the bottom of it. They have the evidence, or evidence of absence, or absence of evidence, or something, and won’t cough it up.
bemused
I just had a horrible thought. Now I am wondering how many of my republican friends and family who think Fox is fair and balanced but are not George Tierney lunatics believe some of these way around the bend conspiracy theories. I don’t think I want to know.
Judas Escargot, Your Postmodern Neighbor
Has anybody looked at the kerning on that NOFORN document yet?
The people must know the truth about PANTSGATE!
jl
@Nemesis:
” I blame Obama for creating the toxic environment that drives wingers crazy. ”
Obama is uncivilly civil, especially for ‘his kind’. If only we could make the country see how toxic that kind of tactic is, he would lose. We need a big ad campaign, financed by some wigged out old rich guy. That would do it.
Bubblegum Tate
@dmsilev:
Or at least re-create the meeting in their sandbox with their G.I. Joes.
xochi
When is the Administration going to release the long-form pants? We deserve the truth!
Ecks
Transparent neck edges are bad, I grant you, but it took Woody Allen to answer what happens when all of your edges are transparent.
Ruckus
@different-church-lady:
How is it possible there is enough room in these people’s brains to accomodate even an autonomic nervous system?
You have it backwards. That’s all they have room for in their tiny, tiny little minds.
jl
@different-church-lady:
“Then who’s pants are these?”
ATTN COLE: New rotating tag line for blog head. Add asap. Do it.
trollhattan
@Spaghetti Lee:
Failed to stick the landing, also, too, the routine has a (very) low difficulty rating. Still, good to know Montana works as a cockroach attractant.
trollhattan
@Jay in Oregon:
The tricky bit–nobody knows where ACORN HQ is because it’s mounted on one of Saddam’s mobile bio weapon labs.
I learned this from Colin Powell.
trollhattan
@Comrade Dread:
Also, also, too. “Who’s pants are these?” is cleverly asking, “Who is pants?”, which I take to mean Hillary is actually in charge. PUMAlicious!
Gex
The ear thing just proves our first gay president is having an affair with Mike Tyson.
Gex
I fear the right is generating rotating tag lines faster than it would be reasonable to add them and more numerous than we want the rotation to contain. We’ll have to have a tag voting system to rein in the tags.
dww44
@bemused: I’m afraid that you may be right. I have lots of those friends and relatives and I know that many believe in a good bit of this garbage. It’s almost all reflexive for them these days. They believe BECAUSE they want to. All there is to it. Have no ability to think impartially or rationally about Obama.
jl
@Gex: Uh oh. Now it’s ‘out there’. I think the fact that the WH has not handled its Mike Tyson problem is very troubling.
bemused
@Gex:
I’m almost tempted to pry around the edges to see what falls out but it would crush me if I found out they buy into the really insane stuff.
wrb
What creatures’ ear bite results in transparent neck-edge?, asks Romney spokesperson George Tierney Jr.
Ed Drone
@jl:
If you do, correct “who’s” to “whose,” please.
Ed
Ed Drone
@Gex:
Isn’t “Tagg” a pulin’ Palin?
Ed
greenergood
Great: I’ll soon be getting another email (with various forwarded attachments from mom’s friends) from my mom about this, or another birther site, or about how much Michelle’s clothes/children/travel arrangements/security arrangements cost and how all of America is just totally impoverished and Obamacare is communist, etc. etc. Meanwhile my brother’s a hedge fund manager of the Ayn Rand ilk. I’m really looking forward to Thanksgiving …
Elie
Y’all are cracking me up tonight… Thanks! No place like BJ for sharp repartee… :-)
Zach
I know we’re talking about folks who are pretty anti-science here, but I didn’t realize that we were re-litigating the wave/particle nature of light. Did you know Osama Bin Laden and the Unabomber and Hitler also believed in the diffraction limit? Teach the controversy!