Does anyone have any photoshop skills? I need something done stat.
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by John Cole| 41 Comments
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by John Cole| 41 Comments
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Does anyone have any photoshop skills? I need something done stat.
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amk
wanna a blow-up pic of tunch ?
The Dangerman
The guy that did Obama’s birth certificate is on Line 2.
ETA: If you want to change your bracket if you picked the Tar Heels to win it all, well, better get cracking.
WeeBey
I do, but it’s gotta be stat-stat.
bootsy
Sure, I do.
trollhattan
Wot chu kneed?
Just Some Fuckhead
I maxed out my capabilities with Paint.
jank_w
sure, spill the beans… I’m game as long as it doesn’t involve an etchasketch.
RossInDetroit
Now you’ve got us all curious. Do we get to see the results?
Martin
Last time someone asked me that, I found myself forging a Chinese wedding license. True story.
Would love to help but I’m racing to finish a project before the rain hits Sunday.
rob!
Available if needed.
Blogreeder
Working on your Zimmerman poster?
KyCole
I have no skills in this area, but seem to be the only one that doesn’t. Obviously you have a choice to make Cole.
PTirebiter
Is something really clever that would be ruined if you revealed it? If not,
let the hoipolloi give it a shot.
redshirt
eemom will hate whatever it is, dawg.
Satanicpanic
Drinkin beer. That is all.
Horrendo Slapp (formerly Jimperson Zibb, Duncan Dönitz, Otto Graf von Pfmidtnöchtler-Pízsmőgy, Mumphrey, et al.)
My wife could help you out. How stat is stat? And are you willing to shell out some nominal chunk of change (she has a business to run, after all)? Her website is http://smallfishservices.com/
PTirebiter
I’ve heard this Driftglass guy is pretty good in a pinch. He was around yesterday.
Bnut
@amk: You’re gonna need a bigger printer.
Paddy
I can barely resize them but I do have this- Video- ‘Where’s YOUR birth certificate?’: President Obama jokes with woman who claims she was born at same Hawaiian hospital and this Video- Dog Welcomes Home Soldier…Again. The soldiers returning and dogs freaking get me every time.
Corner Stone
@redshirt: That hardly takes Ms. Claire’s Psychic Abilities to figure out mi amigo/a.
Jewish Steel
Is that like a Fotomat?
But hey, you know this just occurred to me: Dubya will probably speak at the Tampa convention.
3.5 years is just not a long enough break from most irritating, disingenuous voice I have ever heard.
amk
@Bnut: No prob. I’ll get another A0 printer and split tunch’s pic into two halves. That ought to do the trick.
Jewish Steel
@Jewish Steel: Furthermore, who would want the endorsement of the presidential version of chlamydia?
David Koch
@Jewish Steel:
I doubt that. He’s really unpopular with their base.
The big thing will be Palin screaming bloody murder when Mittens denies her stage time and her subsequent week long attics to steal the spotlight.
pixelpusher
At your service.
Little Boots
@David Koch:
can. not. wait.
Little Boots
they were picking romney apart on real time tonight, mostly accurately, but they missed something. they said he has no identity, and actually independents might go for that, seeing it as “flexible.”
but he actually does have an identity.
he’s every rich asshole you ever hated. he will have a very hard time overcoming that.
Jewish Steel
@David Koch: Really? How do they keep him out?
Is it not
farmuch more of an embarrassment to ostentatiously shun him?Omnes Omnibus
I can finger paint. Would that help?
Little Boots
@Omnes Omnibus:
is this kindergarten? if so, yes.
Omnes Omnibus
@Little Boots: Hey, I was offering the help that was within my artistic capabilities. Don’t judge me.
Little Boots
@Omnes Omnibus:
I never do. but if I did …
Okay, I think I’m on probation here, so, who am I to judge?
Omnes Omnibus
@Little Boots: Judge not, lest ye be judged, mate.
David Koch
@Jewish Steel:I doubt he even wants to attend, much less speak. Conventions are boring and speechifying is hard work.
Little Boots
@Omnes Omnibus:
oh so true.
but does that apply to Numa?
Omnes Omnibus
@Little Boots: I won’t judge, but there will be consequences.
David Koch
all this consternation from the right over the possibility of a convention fight is the least of their worries.
What they don’t seem to realize is Palin is gonna ruin the convention coverage with all her endless, shameless scene stealing hi-jinks.
She has a real knack for manufacturing drama and she is determined to remind everyone she’s the queen of the teaparty.
stibbert
@Jewish Steel: hee! i gather it’s traditional/requisite for a former president to speak at the national convention, but the GOP has been pretending that he never existed since shortly after McCain was nominated. all the conventioneers at Tampa will ask, “who’s the doofus in the wrinkled suit?”
still, the guy has had enough grace (or sense of embarrassment) to STFU since Pres. Obama’s inaugural. i can’t recall him getting any coverage since then. sure, Rove gets to print whatever he likes in the WSJ, but Bush hasn’t made any effort to throw sticks at Barack.
Jewish Steel
@stibbert: He is a necklace for them either way. Good.
nellcote
@Jewish Steel:
.
Wasn’t there a tsunami or a tornado or an earthquake or something that pre-empted him in St. Paul last time?
Mnemosyne
@nellcote:
It was a hurricane that was headed towards New Orleans. Seriously. It was one of those moments that made you wonder if there really is a capricious God, and if He’d taken a dislike to McCain.