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The NYTimes has called the Illinois primary for Romney, with just over 55% of the 24% of precincts reporting.
From Richard Adams’ invaluable Guardian blog:
8.56pm: On CNN, Erick Erickson is betting that Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum’s campaigns are living on borrowed time after Romney’s result tonight in Illinois: “This is the first big win he’s had that we haven’t prefaced with ‘Yes, but…'”
8.50pm: Appropriately, Rick Santorum’s party is being held in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Last time there was a big gig there, the guy with the support coming up from the south also got a hammering.
8.41pm: CNN has also called Mitt Romney as the winnner in Illinois.
I wonder if a single tear made its way down Erick the RedStater’s chubby cheek as he was forced to concede the power of the RomneyBorg?