From the “YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP” files, we have a new contender for the 2012 Wetsuit with Two Dildos Award:
A co-founder for Invisible Children was detained in Pacific Beach Thursday for being drunk in public and masturbating, according to San Diego Police Department.
Jason Russell, 33, was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to Lt. Andra Brown. He was detained at the intersection of Ingraham Street and Riviera Road.
Brown said Russell was acting very strange.
Again, let’s not be quick to judge. Unless you’ve never drunkenly taken to the streets to smash cars and masturbate, you should probably keep your opinions to yourself. This statement from Invisible Children CEO is priceless, too:
Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalized yesterday suffering from exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition. He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better. The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us, Jason especially, and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday.
I can see his point. After I spent a few months drunkenly masturbating in public, I made a serious effort to eat healthier, drink more water, and relieve my stress loads. Since I took those steps, I am hardly ever pushed to the point that I need to pleasure myself in the middle of the street.