***I know Cole covered this, but I wanted to drive it home. My best friend from law school is friends with Fluke’s boyfriend. They went to high school together. These assholes are anti-semitic and shameless.
The mini-Breitbarts are ass-deep in the Fluke Countertops Inspection Extravaganza and it’s not going so well. Nary a granite countertop has been found, but never fear! The idiot bloggers at The Graph have uncovered mind-bottling skullduggery: Ms. Fluke’s boyfriend’s countertops are Jewish.
The hell you say?!
Yes. JEWISH. And socialist. And radical. And Democrat… I mean Demonrat. But mostly Jewish.
These brave bloggers scoured Facebook for pictures of Sandra Fluke’s Jewish boyfriend and her Jewish boyfriend’s Jewish parents and slapped them up on a blog for all the world to see. DO YOU SEE? This is what radical Jewish Zionist socialist radicals who graduated from Jew University aka Brandeis look like. DO YOU SEE?
The caption that Adam added to one of the Barcelona pics, “Pretty drunk”. Is this the part where I’m supposed to pay for your condoms, Adam? You know, because traveling between L.A., D.C., and New York, and vacationing in Barcelona, Italy, etc., is pretty darned expensive. I get it. Did you piss off your uber-wealthy parents to get cut off from your trust fund? You and Sandra must need some government subsidies. Idea: mock hearing. Brilliant!
Anyway, on to Adam’s “typical Democrat family”. The term BIll O’Reilly used to describe Bill Mutterperl is “Democratic stalwart”. However, as soon as I heard his name in a story about Sandra Fluke, I almost choked, due to my sudden epiphany. Why? Because anyone familiar with Boston and New York political history knows about the wealthy Mutterperl family’s long tradition of supporting the typical Jewish variant of socialism. Bill Mutterperl’s family are much more than Democratic stalwarts.
I’ll let Woody Allen give you the basic overview:
(Transcript of the video clip: “What’s your name… Allison… You’re like New York Jewish, left-wing, intellectual, Central Park West, Brandeis University, socialist summer camps and the father with the Ben Shahn drawings, really strike-oriented. Stop me before I make a complete imbecile of myself… No, that was wonderful! I love being reduced to a cultural stereotype.”)
Allen’s description probably describes Adam’s childhood, right down to the Ben Shahn drawings. I wonder if Adam has ever been to a kibbutz.
The Mutterperl family, via Adam’s great grandfather Sol’s handbag fortune, established the “Mutterperl Scholarship Endowment Fund” in 1951 for Brandeis University. This school, as some people call it, is named for Louis Brandeis, a secular Jew, Zionist, and United States Supreme Court Justice appointed by Woodrow Wilson. Brandeis was a self-proclaimed socialist. Herbert Marcuse, the famous Frankfurt School Marxist, came to Brandeis in 1954, three years after the Mutterperl fund was created. Brandeis University is one of the nation’s leading petri dishes for anti-American and neo-Marxist thought.
Stay-at-home mom, indeed. You know, typical, bi-coastal, “stalwarty” kind of stuff in the Mutterperl family. I wonder if Adam lives with mom here in Beverly Hills. From the looks of Adam’s audition video above, it’s safe to assume that mom imparted some of the “art history” stuff that she enjoyed in college, unto her son.
In summary (with bold for emphatic inflection): Sandra Fluke is a 30 year old leftist activist, attending Georgetown University, whom the Dems tried to inject, via non-sequitur, into Issa’s hearing about Obamacare’s encroachment upon religious freedoms, protected by the Establishment Clause in the 1st Amendment. Her boyfriend, Adam Mutterperl, is the son of one of the most well-connected leftist Jewish families on the East Coast (add the West Coast to that, apparently), with ties to neo-Marxist Brandeis University as decades old donors… and whose father, Bill Mutterperl, worked directly for Paul Volcker, one of Obama’s pals, advisors, and Keynesian “stimulus” bill architects. Yet, we’re supposed to believe that this just boils down to a poor girl needing us to “subsidize” her birth control. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
Whew! It’s like six degrees of Oh My God What’s Wrong With You.
Needless to say, the burnt-out stars of Big Journalism couldn’t resist tweeting this post as payback for the shellacking doled out by Soledad O’Brien to Joel Pollak. Apparently, because “leftists” were reading Dana Loesch’s husband’s twitter stream (Dana Loesch’s husband of the “Can I call you nigger” CPAC rap), the mini-Breitbarts decided to scour the internet for pictures of Ms. Fluke’s boyfriend and her boyfriend’s family. (They’re Jewwy Jews, if you hadn’t figured it out by now.)
It’s fair, you see. The Loesches are public figures and CPAC mainstays. Fluke’s boyfriend’s parents are… not. They’re just people who happen to have a son who happens to date a woman who stood up for women’s health. And now they’re both savaged by savages.
I wouldn’t recommend getting out of the boat, but if you do, make sure you wear a helmet. As TBogg notes, there’s a lot of WAR talk, that is to say — I think — “White Aryan Resistance” talk. Like this:
I WIN. #war
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) March 15, 2012
Really, Dana? You win at what? Fail? You sure do, sister.
I may be wrong about the meaning of “WAR,” but still — these are not people you want to have cocktails with, unless you enjoy conspiracy theories concocted in addled meth-fueled minds.
Ah, anti-semitism. Ain’t it grand?
As my friend Shoq says, the GOP thanks you for showing the world what hateful anti-semitic douchebags conservatives are. When is the GOP going to take responsibility for this kind of vitriol? Oh yeah — never because Bill Maher called Sarah Palin a cunt once.
[cross-posted at ABLC]