This sucks so far, they all should have come out firing the crazy. No one cares about earmarks and line item vetoes. And here’s a big miscalculation on Santorum’s and Newt’s part:
Neither of the Catholics has ash on their forehead.
How could they have overlooked this? Come out with ash on your forehead and you’ve effectively out-Tebowed the other crazy fuckers. It’s a no-brainer!
Update. Win from commenter Diana:
discussion over contraceptives is priceless. Ron Paul hits hits it out of the park: good analogy is guns. Guns don’t kill people, other people do using guns. Now if we didn’t have an immoral society, we wouldn’t need the pill. …
In other words, birth control pills don’t prevent conception, sluts keeping their legs shut do! If we weren’t a nation of sluts, we wouldn’t need the pill!