Was in my pajama bottoms at 10 pm, got summoned to a gathering, now I am cooking for people and listening to Bowie.
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by John Cole| 33 Comments
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Was in my pajama bottoms at 10 pm, got summoned to a gathering, now I am cooking for people and listening to Bowie.
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hhex65
and still…no shirt
ruemara
You live a very wild life for a shut in with a blog. Now post some Tunch and food porn pics, please. And fix the fucking edit button.
Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn
Best. Status update. Ever. (Saturday night category)
Villago Delenda Est
All well and good, but any update on the status of the edit button?
Elizabelle
You do get around.
cmorenc
You’re cooking for people who just showed up just after 10pm at your home with you in pajama bottoms, or did you get bored and decide to invite them over to watch you cook in your pajama bottoms and listen to Bowie? BTW: I didn’t think there were too many people left who listen to David Bowie, or is this some avant-garde new Asian musician named Bo-Wie?
PeakVT
‘Tough audience’ doesn’t begin to describe the crowd around here.
Gwangung
@PeakVT:
Indeed.
Where’s my edit button, Cole??
cmorenc
OK, so you did say you were “summoned” to a gathering to cook for some other people. Or did they call to summon you to your kitchen to cook for them?
Sasha
Just occurred to me:
Maybe Barney Frank lived a good enough life after all …
Martin
Huh. I wouldn’t take Tunch as a Bowie fan.
Villago Delenda Est
OK, so someone hit the guild summon button and whisked you away to a kitchen, where you were put to immediate work chopping onions.
Do I have that right?
cbear
WTF?
A “gathering” of what?
Did you join a coven?
Are you now part of some paramilitary group?
Jeebus, with your record of being accident-prone, one can only hope they didn’t put you in charge of the dynamite or something.
Omnes Omnibus
What Bowie? It matters.
MikeJ
@cbear: You make those things sound as if they’re mutually exclusive. I think it’s a paramilitary coven.
MikeJ
@Martin: Tunch is the fat white duke.
David Koch
♫♫♫
Put on your red shoes and dance with me…
Omnes Omnibus
@Martin: Roxy Music?
Ripley
Queen bitch.
Satanicpanic
The best thing about Bowie was Mick Ronson
noodler
“was in pajama bottoms” and then what? cooking in flannel? sounds like a garage band.
yet another jeff
This too is a good day to be alive.
dead existentialist
Sleep deprivation or alcohol consumption.
Or both.
I do both.
Don’t we all?
Omnes Omnibus
@dead existentialist: I am just waiting for my cod to bake.
newhavenguy
Holy shit! Did anyone else notice that Newt’s ‘favorables’ are at… 26.9%?
See “Crazification Factor” in the lexicon if you have any questions.
http://polltracker.talkingpointsmemo.com/contest/us-favorability-gingrich
Omnes Omnibus
@newhavenguy: No, really, it is time to panic. See earlier threads…
Bnut
I’d like to meet a history major from West Georgia College. Ask them if Newt the Gooch ever told them to pursue a different avenue of study, since the current GOP makeup (and the douches on comment sections on associated websites) have decided that the soft sciences are a bunch of malarkey. I’d then ask the old gasbag if he would have chosen a different path himself in his studies. My guess is he would dance around the question like fucking Baryshnikov while indicting me for being part of the liberal media and then try to screw my girlfriend after consulting his current wife to make sure she was ok with him sticking his half flaccid newt in her.
freelancer
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KramerJohn Cole goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That’s a fantasy camp.”Sorry to be engaging in the politics of envy.
freelancer
Also, is it a Godwin to note that if you end up siding and apologize on behalf of the Confederate States of America and say that your reasons have nothing to do with the moral issue of human slavery, is it then beyond the pale to consider the Nazi’s beef with Jews a simple matter of intolerance of non-Christians taking advantage of Biblical rules regarding Usury? After all, what’s being debated is monetary policy within the societies that are being discussed, it’s not a moral issue! Everyone knows gas chambers and slave owners’ whips are a moral affront, and now that those times are past, it’s time to let bygones be bygones!.
kindness
Are you still in your pajama bottoms?
Yutsano
@Bnut:
At which point you drop her like an MMA fighter on a roid binge.
beckya57
I’m still waiting to hear which Bowie, and I do still listen to him, so knock off the snark.
virginia
If the guy is gonna be a shithead from now until the end of time, can we not say, Newtonian, wanna talk about and be about the Ataturk now? A youthful Calista moment no doubt.
The diff. betw. R and L. is that the right has no problem at all bringing up BS to grind the motherfucker down down and down.