What happened to Herman Cain is what the Democrats intend to do to whoever the Republican nominee turns out to be. They know they can’t win a debate on the economy or on President Obama’s record, so they will do everything they can to distract the voters’ attention from those matters, which should be decisive, and instead turn the focus to the GOP candidate and his or her alleged foibles. If Republican voters allow that to happen by nominating a candidate with baggage that permits the Democrats to turn him into the next Herman Cain, it is all too likely that President Obama will be re-elected, with consequences that can hardly be overestimated.
– Powerline Blogger Hinderaker
These idiots honsetly believe that the libruls did Cain in. Is there even a single liberal commentator — in the blogosphere or elsewhere — who wasn’t rooting for Cain against Romney? (Don’t get me wrong, I like Newt almost as much and if Cain’s demise helps Gingrich win the nomination, it’s all good.)
Yutsano
Mmm…wingnut tears for breakfast. Better than OJ!
shortstop
It’s like a victim of domestic violence slapping an inch of makeup over the bruises, then going out and telling people that her neighborhood is full of suspicious-looking strangers.
Svensker
Wait, it’s liberals’ fault for pointing out their candidates’ baggage? How uncivil of us.
Mnemosyne
He’s just setting up his excuses for when Gingrich announces that he’s picked out the next ex-Mrs. Gingrich and poor Callista is out on her ass. That’ll all be the Dhimmicrats’ fault, donchaknow!
David in NY
Actually, there’s no evidence the Democrats were behind this.
But it is essential that Republicans be victims, and they can’t be victims of other Republicans, which is impossible, ergo …
Brachiator
Accusations of sexual harassment are just … “baggage?” Oh, the horror!
Damn, I love conservative blogger pearl clutching.
carpeduum
Yawn, whatever. Thanks for reading those sites so we don’t have to. As far as the actual content of the dillusion….yawn. If you are going to pick some content pick one with more pi$$ and vinegar. Something with a few “Obama the usurper, Obama is Hitler, Obama is a Socialist Communist Facist who is contollled by Soros” type bile.
licensed to kill time
Yes, the ‘Party of Personal Responsibility’ blames ‘those others’ once again.
It ain’t what YOU do, it’s those other damn people who point it out and TALK about it! It’s so awfully rude, doncha know.
RossinDetroit
For me it comes down to who I would cross over and vote for in MI’s open GOP primary. Cain, hands down. If Cain stays out I’m leaning Newt at this point.
MattF
This clearly a reference to Mr. Noot’s various non-subtle flaws– he’s got alleged foibles out to ying-yang, after all. And worse, Pelosi, the evil one, knows all about them. Bad libruls!
cyntax
@shortstop:
Or carving a backwards “B”?
Nutella
@Svensker:
Yeah, Republicans would never do anything like that! Don’t you all remember when those cruel Democrats impeached a Republican president for a blow job?
Or was it the other way around?
Bubblegum Tate
You’re understating it. They think the LIBRULS and the LIBRUL media “lynched” Cain.
Hewer of Wood, Drawer of Water
@David in NY: The fact that there’s no evidence that the Democrats were behind this is simply proof that they were.
Belafon (formerly anonevent)
I wanted Cain to win, simply because I wanted to see how many heads would explode when their only choices for president are a black man and another black man.
Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn
I don’t get the sense that Hineyrocket or Fannypack or whatever his name is, is blaming Dems for Cain’s flameout. Rather, he’s just serving up a cautionary tale of the election that *could* be unless they nominate – maybe straight-as-the-arrow-jammed-up-his-own-tuckus Romney, is that what he’s getting at?
That said, I didn’t go to the site to read the whole thing, and I ain’t gonna, either.
beltane
Don’t you get it? All those women were plants planted by Bill Clinton, ACORN, and Bill Ayers. If this diabolical Kenyan Mooslim liberal conspiracy didn’t steal Glenn Beck’s TV show from him, I’m sure he’d have a diagram up explaining everyone’s role in the conspiracy.
Culture of Truth
Indeed, if this keeps up, we could be in for another long national nightmare of peace and prosperity.
EdTheRed
Damn you, DougJ – this earworm is *your* doing! You and the damn Greg Kihn Band…
forked tongue
They might, however, be able to win a debate on whether China has nuclear weapons, or whether the US has an embassy in Iran.
Martin
This is why I’m so optimistic about practical artificial intelligence emerging soon – the bar has been set so very, very low.
pragmatism
its a minor miracle that hindsmoker left out the libruls are the real racists, byrd was kkk QED BITCHES angle.
Litlebritdifrnt
@Nutella:
Great FSM Sean Hannity still talks about Reverend Wright and Bill Ayers EVERY SINGLE DAY four fucking years later.
burnspbesq
As usual, Hinderaker is kidding himself on multiple levels.
(1) Obama can run on his record. He can show what he’s accomplished. He can show everything that was killed by Republican intransigence. And then he can run the famous clip of McConnell saying that Republicans’ top priority has been to Git That Nigra Out Our White House.
(2) Republican Without Baggage is a species that is known to be extinct.
Arclite
You have to wonder what planet these guys are living on…
Cap'n Magic
People actually pay attention to Hindrocket?
Ken
@Hewer of Wood, Drawer of Water: The fact that there’s no evidence that the Democrats were behind this is simply proof that they were.
That makes sense. Democrats are the people who think government can get things done, so when they put together a conspiracy it works. Republicans, hewing to their principles, make sure their conspiracies fail.
Bubblegum Tate
@Hewer of Wood, Drawer of Water:
Yes, it’s the LaPierrie “the fact that Obama hasn’t tried to take away your guns is rock-solid proof that Obama has a master plan to take away your guns!” logic.
licensed to kill time
Obama is schooling the Repubs right now. “You can’t play games with unemployment insurance” you assholes (ok, he didn’t say that last part, but I wish he HAD!)
feebog
Yes, lets blame those damn Libruls for pointing out that Cain is a serial harasser and adulterer. Our bad. It just never stops, White Conservative Males are always the victims, except when they are Black Conservative Males.
Here is the plain unvarnished truth Raker of Hinds; your candidates all suck. All. Of. Them. It dosen’t matter who wins the nomination at this point, because yes, we are going to point out the flaws, whether it is the amazing plastic Rombot or the thrice married and disgraced former Speaker of the House.
Aet
“What happened to Herman Cain is what the Democrats intend to do to whoever the Republican nominee turns out to be.”
_We_ didn’t do shit. That should be a key takeaway, but sociopaths love to play the victim.
“…They know they can’t win a debate on the economy or on President Obama’s record, so they will do everything they can to distract the voters’ attention from those matters, which should be decisive…”
In completely unrelated news, what are the Birthers up to in NH? What’s Trump up to these days?
One day, probably several hundred years from now, those that came after us are going to look back and wonder how we managed to function as a society when so many of our number were actively tring to make us collectively dumber and poorer.
licensed to kill time
P.S. Watching him live on MSNBC. One of the talking heads said Obama was putting Repubs in a political box/trap, and Tamron Hall said “wait a minute, this is REALITY”…that was kind of refreshing to hear.
MattF
@Martin: I gotta say, ‘…for reasons that elude me’ qualifies as the funniest thing I’ve seen today.
trollhattan
Hindrocket! Where’s he been hiding? I suppose all the usual suspects will be emerging in the coming year. Can Hugh Hewett be far behind?
shortstop
@Belafon (formerly anonevent): As someone else here noted, there was something mighty joy-making in the idea that all of Mississippi’s electoral votes would go to a black dude.
I wandered over to Powerline to see if Mr. Hinderaker’s full post indicated which GOP candidate he believes comes without baggage. Stunningly, he declined to say.
trollhattan
@burnspbesq:
But, but, but…we all know it was GW Bush and Dick Cheney’s shotgun that done got Osama. Amirite?
eemom
our gov’s in jeopardy, baby, ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-oooooo.
That was a sly one.
r€nato
he should be thanking whomever was behind the fortuitously-timed sexual harassment and extramarital affair revelations – if anybody was behind them at all. (sometimes there’s no conspiracy, shit just happens) A Cain nomination would clearly have been an utter disaster for them next fall.
Face
So who……exactly….does Mr. Raker believe is baggage-free on the GOP side? Does he name anyone he supports?
RossinDetroit
I can’t find it now but the NYT ran Newt’s marital baggage through the scanner recently, and quoted both of his ex-wives on the disconnect between his personal life and his moral teachings. It was pretty damning.
gnomedad
@Martin:
You underestimate the skill required to produce coherent sentences compatible with their delusions, let alone facts.
patrick II
Of course it was the liberals that got Cain. Ginger White, the person who put the final nail in the coffin of Cain’s candidacy, is a liberal undercover operative. Ms. White began an affair with Cain thirteen years ago so that at the appropriate moment she could undermine Cain’s chances of being the black tea party president. Liberals are just that devious.
Joe Bauers
Butt Missile has to be one of the most unintentionally hilarious people in this world.
Lee
Thank you for not linking to the powerline blog.
r€nato
@patrick II: if you think that’s devious, let me tell you about the plot to have a black Kenyan man father a son with a white Kansas woman in the pre-civil-rights era, with the goal of having him installed in the White House one day in order to create a socialist Muslim dictatorship as well as the horror of affordable health care.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
I only know this guy by name, as kind of a B-list con-blogger, alongside Erick Erickson and the law professor whose name and nym escape me, so I don’t know where his crazy/stupid/cynical lines are, but they know ‘liberals’ didn’t take Caine down. Keeping the base angry, paranoid and stroking their sense of persecuted victimhood is half the battle, especially in this round.
I just heard Gingrich saying he wants to be the “paycheck president” rather than a “foodstamp president”, apparently standing next to Donald Trump. I half wonder if he isn’t deliberately blowing himself up so he doesn’t have to answer any questions about Gringrich Inc
DougJ
@eemom:
Off the album…Kihnspiracy!
beltane
@patrick II: You know who was president 13 years ago, don’t you? It’s so obvious what’s going on here.
Litlebritdifrnt
@Aet: The birfers as always are losing and getting their asses handed to them in every venue they try to spout their tripe in. It is fun to watch though, right now the evil Soros Obots in Court in Hawaii keep making poor Dr. Orly fly back and forth to HI, on the red eye no less, and keep losing her oh so perfect filings and enlarged ‘zibbits. There isn’t enough popcorn in the world right now.
sherparick
The need of Movement Conservatives to see themselves as mere victims of an evil Liberal/Socialist/Communist/Gay/Lesbian/Enviro/Nazi movement and to hold their fellow Conservatives unaccountable for their actions cannot be underestimated. It goes to the very Ur resentments and beliefs of modern Conservativism in the bowels of Nixon, McCarthy, and Buckley in the late 1940s and early 50s. And their self-destruction is not the result of their crimes and follies, but of the “conspiracy” publicly airing the crimes and follies, that if they were “reel ‘murikans” they would keep quiet about, because it really is IOKIYR.
Ben Cisco
This Hinderaker character has got to be a spoof, because if he isn’t s/he/it may just be the stupidest person on the internet.
__
As in, if any dumber would need watering twice a week.
r€nato
@Ben Cisco: which is why he doesn’t allow comments. Probably got tired of being reminded how clueless he is.
slag
@Martin: Bush, Palin, and Bachmann do, indeed, have quite a lot in common. However, mastery of the arts isn’t the first that comes to mind. Unless we’re talking Dark Arts. As in arts from the Dark Ages.
The Moar You Know
Maybe the Republicans should stop nominating guys who feel a need to fuck everything in sight.
I’m just sayin’.
Litlebritdifrnt
@patrick II:
These are the same people who believe that in the 60s Stanley Anne Dunham had a bi-racial child with Malcom-X in Kenya, then secretly flew him to Hawaii as a baby and registered him there with the “not controversial at all” name of Barack Hussein Obama II, and then put announcements in the newspaper and everything cause she knew he would be elected potus 40 years later.
So yeah I can believe that they think Gloria was a plant 13 years ago.
r€nato
@Bubblegum Tate: Dick Cheney actually stated during the Iraq war bamboozlement PR campaign, that the fact that the UN inspectors didn’t find any WMDs merely proved that Saddam had them and was hiding them really, really well.
The fact that the media largely did not call him out on this madness was just about the last straw for me. I quit watching CNN and most all cable news, and haven’t gone back.
SRW1
Dear Mr Buttscratcher,
Nice try, but the dose of vaccine needed to inocculate Noot against his ‘baggage’ would be lethal. Can’t be done.
Roger Moore
@licensed to kill time:
I was pleasantly surprised when NPR’s coverage of the Aptera bankruptcy closed by pointing out that Darrel Issa- the same guy who’s been hammering Obama over Solyndra- had pushed for federal loan guarantees for Aptera. If they’re not careful, NPR may actually start committing some journalism.
Tony J
Of course they don’t. OTOH they’re catering for an audience with a pathological inability to acknowledge their own mistakes.
They spent a month or two flocking to Cain because he wasn’t Mitt Romney, and he said what they wanted to hear about racial issues in America, building a whole alternate reality in which he would nullify Obama’s advantage amongst African-American voters and so was seen as a genuine threat by Democrat Machine. Telling them they were typically wrong about all of this wouldn’t go over too well.
Telling them that the only thing they need to remember about the whole Cainapolooza Flap is that ‘The Left Did It’ lets them maintain their victim-status while they move on to the next Not-Romney with explosive baggage. In the wingnut sewers I visit they’re already pre-empting the inevitable Gingrich Fizzle by telling themselves that all of his ‘indescretions’ are so far in the past that Americans won’t care, and if the ‘Liberal Media’ starts talking about them that’s just proof that they’re terrified of having to defend Obama once Newt gets through debating him on TV. He’s ‘their intellectual’, like Cain was ‘their black’.
And you can be sure that Hinderaker will be out there in a month or two explaining to his audience that “What happened to Newt Gingrich is what the Democrats intend to do to whoever the Republican nominee turns out to be.” It’s his job.
NR
The Republican primary picture gets a whole lot clearer when you realize that their nominee’s job is to be the Bad Cop to Obama’s Good Cop. Newt will fill that role nicely.
shortstop
@Litlebritdifrnt: I’m not wearing me specs and read that as “losing [Taitz’s] oh so perfect fillings.” Which is funny ha ha, because, you know, she’s prolly a pretty bad dentist, too.
AA+ Bonds
The main thrust of the piece quoted seems to be: Choose Romney, not Gingrich. The bit about the Democrats seems to be merely the rhetorical vehicle, as Hinderaker surely knows this was a hit within the family.
shortstop
@Tony J: Nicely put.
bemused
@Martin:
Ha, two classics from the astute Hindyburg . The Bush quote just cracks me up every time it resurfaces.
Tokyokie
Well of course Cain was done in by libruls. His accusers were (A) female and (B) objected to being sexually harassed. That’s prima facie evidence of librulism right there, doncha know.
harlana
Cain was a Koch brothers stalking horse, no more, no less. That we would have loved to have him as the nominee goes without saying. But I’d be plenty happy with Newt and would enjoy seeing him ripped apart, shred by shred. I’d actually enjoy that more than I probably should.
Brachiator
@patrick II:
Even more devious, one night, she whispered in his ear, “Herman, honey. Why don’t you run for president.”
Just so she could bring him down.
r€nato
@Martin: thank you for reminding us of that. I firmly believe that anybody who nods approvingly of those quotes (particularly the first one) should be permanently barred from voting in all elections. That would take care of that pesky problem of the 27% and maybe we could finally move forward into the 21st century instead of cleaning up the aftermath of the Bush/Cheney disaster.
jl
@Brachiator: I heard interviews with shocked, shocked, shocked and worried about the nation’s fate Cain supporters who seemed to believe just that. The liberals planned it, and evil liberal media did a liberal propaganda political hit job on that poor Mr. Cain.
They were expecting Cain to open the new campaign office, then he suspended his campaign, and were shocked! (Really, that is what they said, sheesh.. These people are a little gullible, huh?)
They probably do believe the Cain catastrophe just proves how deeply the liberal fifth column has subverted the country.
slag
I don’t understand what exactly happened to Herman Cain here. He campaigned for President of the United States. Some stuff came out about him that may have turned off some of his voters. So, he ended his campaign after his wife presumably told him to (these were the terms, if I recall correctly). So, where’s the foul here? What exactly did those Demon-crats do to poor Cain that should be cause for outrage and alarm?
If there is cause for outrage and alarm, it seems to me that the wife should get the brunt of it. Since she’s the one who forced Cain to end it all. That witch!
Cris (without an H)
Yes there is. Herman Cain said they were. Why is that not enough evidence for you?
AA+ Bonds
I will point out that I think Cain’s skeletons were unearthed by another candidate’s campaign. Obviously Cain is to blame for his actions, but there was a reason that the media began to facilitate his accusers instead of dismissing them. Someone dropped a dime. And as many have pointed out here, cui bono? doesn’t point to the Democrats.
David Koch
This doesn’t just happen.
Obviously, this was coordinated by DHS.
Schlemizel
Who the hell reads assrocket? Ever since someone pointed out the homoerotic pseudonyms they picked for themselves and Slime magazine named them Blog of the year (HAHAHAHAHAHA) they have lost all comedic value and should only be viewed by the strong of stomach (I’m looking at you Mr. Bogg) who can wade into that stench and produce a 200 word take down of humor.
AA+ Bonds
There’s also a chance here to examine the points of pressure that can be put on a campaign when this stuff comes out: not everyone is the Clintons, and domestic strife can stress the candidate personally enough to distract.
r€nato
@slag: you are forgetting Rule #1 of Right Blogistan: Democrats are always at fault. So long as there is a single Democrat anywhere, they can be blamed for whatever you’ve got.
Conversely, anytime a Democrat seems to have done something successful, it is either a) actually a bad thing, or b) a Republican deserves the *real* credit (usually Ronald Reagan).
Rome Again
@Aet:
We didn’t. The ones asking the question will be the apes who finally became bipedal and learned how to read. They will have a leg up though, since some of our infrastructure will at least still be somewhat standing.
burnspbesq
@trollhattan:
‘Fraid not, amigo.
Rome Again
@jl:
Hell, anyone can read these accusations for themselves on any Free Republic Cain thread.
burnspbesq
The answer to every Republican wet dream will be running for president beginning a week from tomorrow.
In Tom Clancy’s new book, due out on 12/13, Jack Ryan gets back in the game.
r€nato
@Aet:
He means, do opposition research in order to find out damaging information, and then use it against one’s election opponent in the hopes of improving one’s favored candidate’s chances of getting elected?
How truly nefarious and completely unprecedented in the history of politics, especially as practiced by Republicans!
Paul in KY
@patrick II: We are, we are! (Just saw the play ‘A Tuma Christmas’ & anyone who’s seen that will recognize this line).
Laertes
I wouldn’t be surprised if Hinderaker believes the stupid shit he’s saying. You have to think like a Republican to see it, though.
Begin by assuming that Cain’s telling the truth and all his accusers are liars. This is easier for a Hinderaker than it is for me for lots of reasons: Republicans impress him more than they impress me, CEOs impress him more than they impress me, and authoritarians are naturally more inclined to take the side of the more powerful person in any dispute, whereas my gut reaction is exactly the opposite.
Crucially: Republican opinion leaders are overwhelmingly male, and will have an easy time dismissing his exclusively female accusers.
Once you believe that Cain’s accusers are all liars, then you don’t have to believe that whats-her-name was a sleeper agent on a 13-year mission. All you have to believe is that a bunch of liars are making stuff up, and then the question is why. If you’re a Republican, you’re likely to imagine that Republicans fight hard but fair, and that dirty tricks like this must be the work of Democrats.
Further, wingnuts really do believe that Obama is a hapless clown who got where he is mostly because he’s black, and can’t string two thoughts together without a Teleprompter. Given that, you can see how they’d imagine that we Liberals would be frightened of Cain. Cain neutralizes Obama’s huge race advantage, and the fact that he was a successful CEO proves that he’s smart and capable.
It’s hard to stress this last bit enough. In Wingnutopia, “former CEO” is the coolest possible thing to be. It proves beyond a doubt that you’re Superman.
And that’s how they get to believing that Democrats took Cain down. Democrats were frightened of Cain–that’s motive. Democrats lie eagerly and well, are expert in smear campaigns, are are eager to use Democrat laws like sexual harassment to score their points–that’s means.
slag
@r€nato:
How long before Republicans can outwardly start canonizing GW? I hear Romney just finished reading his book! I wonder what kind of fire its drippings will eventually ignite.
Martin
@Brachiator: Just goes to show how evil and devious liberals are. At the height of the Lewinsky scandal, they convene in a secret basement below a DC Urban Outfitters and concoct a plan to derail the potential GOP frontrunner. Obama’s rise to President has already been architected and the implementation outsourced to ACORN and Bill Ayers, and it was clear that his greatest weakness would be a black Republican in 2012. The obvious choice at that time was the CEO of the National Restaurant Association, so Ms White (seriously, we couldn’t have come up with a better cover name?) was tasked with infiltrating Mr. Cain’s operation and act as a deep cover sleeper cell. The plan has worked flawlessly.
I hope the GOP doesn’t catch on to the current operation before its had time to execute. Callista Bisek isn’t just some random liberal plant (giving Jackie cancer was only slightly controversial within the leadership, but Soros insisted) but is actually a highly sophisticated android (Clue: has anyone ever seen her poop?).
The Illuminati has nothing on the American Left.
burnspbesq
@Martin:
Sounds like a game of “Clue.”
Who killed Herman Cain?
Miss White, in the bedroom, with the vagina.
Martin
@slag:
When Dubya is either too senile or dead to answer questions. Gotta make sure the narrative holds, after all.
Martin
@burnspbesq: Got to admit, it’s a nice change of pace from “Col. Mustard, in the wetsuit, with the dildo”
slag
@Martin:
He was always too senile to answer questions. But he was just too senile to realize that.
Ruckus
@Martin:
You’re not saying that was examples of practical human intelligence were you?
If you are then I agree, the bar is so very low.
AnotherBruce
@harlana:
No, you should enjoy this.
les
Silly wabbit–this accusation cannot be false. Any person who does something they don’t like is, by definition (theirs, of course) a librul; any fact, event, statement, occurrence that they don’t like is, by definition, librul or committed by a librul. Because Fox said so, and shut up, that’s why.
Martin
@Ruckus:
Well, at least 27% of the country seem to feel that Assrocket is practical human intelligence, and that’s a pretty big market to sell into. So yeah.
AnotherBruce
I know this happened like, decades ago in campaign time, but didn’t Herms campaign manager Mark Block accuse Rick Perry of trying to sabotage Cain’s campaign with the harrassment charges?
I must have just imagined it.
Catsy
@slag:
Seriously? Get with the talking points, man. GW was a liberal RINO.
Brachiator
@jl:
@Martin:
Seems like only yesterday that conservative pundits were mocking Hillary Clinton when she talked about the “vast right wing conspiracy” trying to bring her husband down.
And now, they want to swear up and down about a vast left wing conspiracy.
Oh the humanity.
By the way, there were a stream of funny twitter responses accompanying now Citizen Cain’s announcement about his campaign. One of the best
Don’t worry. I’ve got a Plan B.
That’s what she said!
Ruckus
@Martin:
Oh I agree, it’s just that that word practical, that’s the sticking point.
Rome Again
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
It’s worse than that. I was reading on Freeperville last night that he came out and stated that believing the idea that life begins at conception presents problems. He is apparently imploding his campaign. They are citing his recent conversion to Catholicism and stating he’s defying the church. They’re very pissed.
slag
@Catsy:
Can’t be. Romney just finished reading his book. Now, why would a man running in the Republican primary read GW’s book (twice–no less!) if the base were convinced GW was a liberal RINO?
Rome Again
@Laertes:
But, but… I wanted the pie made in Uzbeki-beki-beki-stan-stan! :P
Rome Again
@slag:
Uhhh, Romney is the biggest RINO of them all (according to those who feel it’s their duty to vote for true conservatives).
Rome Again
@Nutella:
I have noticed a strange phenomenon recently where one Republican after another seems to be breaking Ronnie Reagan’s 11th Commandment now. I think they opened the floodgates and now everybody wants their turn.
boss bitch
Oh I see a new meme emerging: Obama can’t run on the economy or his record. Yeah, Ok.
El Cid
@burnspbesq: Among the best Cain comments ever.
Draylon Hogg
Just imagine what’s going on inside Hinderaker’s head. It must be like a Cabinet of Dr. Caligari pinball table in there.
AMD
@burnspbesq:
You win the internet.
izzy
This is just Republicans gearing up their excuse for a no-holds-barred campaign in the general. They’re going to run blatantly dishonest attacks and justify it by saying Democrats made up sexual allegations against Cain.
slag
Yes. Which is why he’s been working so assiduously to emphasize his neocon bona fides. And dropping GW’s name. More than once.
Cris (without an H)
Miss me yet?
burnspbesq
@El Cid:
@AMD:
You are too kind.
[bows deeply]
cokane
So weird that Cain was running for the nomination of the party of family values and sexual morality, and yet it’s the democrats who did him in… for some of these idiots, everything needs to be blamed on libruls
Paul in KY
@Martin: Well, now you’ve gone & done it. All our secrets revealed, even the Callistabot 9000!