Perry is a snake. Watch him. He is creepy. And his drunken, freak show speech this past weekend belonged in a Roger Corman film.
I questioned his very bad judgment when I exposed his entire Islamic curriculum, dawah and proselytizing, to Texas school children. But this? Perry is a really bad guy. Only a lowlife (or a Democrat — Perry was Al Gore’s campaign manager) would eliminate a better man with innuendo and gossip. Men like Perry do not win on merit.
I endorse Herman Cain. What he doesn’t know, we’ll teach him.
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Trinity
Are we sure the republic can withstand this upcoming election?
Seriously.
fasteddie9318
I wonder if that partnership will outlast Herb’s first attempt to motorboat her.
EconWatcher
@Trinity:
You know, for all the craziness we’re seeing now, we’ll likely just end up with Obama v. Romney–a very standard match-up, ideologically speaking.
Liberty60
Didn’t I see Jennifer Rubin making caustic comments about Cain?
The prospect of a Rubin/ Geller catfight makes a tingle go up my leg.
chopper
yeah, good luck with that.
Linda Featheringill
That is funny. I had to stop and get my giggles under control. Herman probably thinks of himself as a tough guy but I don’t know about this relationship.
Hee, hee, hee.
scav
Goody, a fishtank of piranhas at lunchtime. A looooong lunchtime. Hell of a screensaver.
Pavlov's Dog
Latest on Cain – Appears he took a young drunk co-worker back to his house for an overnighter.
http://pjmedia.com/blog/breaking-pjm-sources-report-details-of-alleged-cain-incident/
redshirt
@chopper: It’s true though. The perfect Republican candidate might have ZERO knowledge – just an empty vessel to be filled by the Powers that Be. With different ingredients every day/hour based on the desired spin requirements.
cleek
@Pavlov’s Dog:
love it.
boss bitch
What’s she talking about? Herman Cain is already anti-Muslim and spreading fear about non-existent spread of Sharia law.
dmsilev
Conspiracy theory of the day: It was RAHM!:
Three cheers for Chicago Thugs!
boss bitch
What’s she talking about? Herman Cain is already anti-Muslim and spreading fear about non-existent threat of Sharia law.
Poopyman
@fasteddie9318: I’m thinkin’ maybe that’s part of her own daydream.
She thinks he needs to learn how to hate better?
MattF
Ooh.. dizzy/nauseous. The Overton Window just stretched out and re-formed into a Klein bottle. Gonna lie down.
Poopyman
@cleek: It’s always entertaining watching them eat their own.
cleek
@dmsilev:
i suppose that makes the whole thing untrue, too.
Svensker
You made me click on a Pam Gellar link? ! ? ! Really? ! Gah.
Bubblegum Tate
She thinks she’s gonna teach anybody anything except the quickest route to crazytown? LOLATLASJUGGS
A.A.
Let me get this straight— Pammycakes is complaining about Perry’s “drunken, freak show speech”? Did he infringe on her patent?
The prophet Nostradumbass
@dmsilev: That reads like an item from News of the Weird, or the Onion.
rikryah
this is hilarious.
the RAHM thing too
dmsilev
@The prophet Nostradumbass: To me, it sounded like something read off of Glen Beck’s blackboard. Needs more ACORN, Soros, and gold though.
fasteddie9318
RAHM EMANUEL SHOWERED WITH HERB CAIN AND MADE HIM HARASS THOSE UNGRATEFUL PSYCHO BITCHES WHOSE PARTICULAR SITUATIONS HE EITHER CANNOT RECALL OR RECALLS IN EXCRUCIATING DETAIL BUT CANNOT DISCUSS EXCEPT FOR SAYING THAT THEY’RE ALL CRAZY BITCHES PLUS RAHM MADE HIM DO IT! ALSO RICK PERRY! ALSO TOO HERB DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG BUT HE BOUGHT THE CRAZY BITCHES’ SILENCE BECAUSE HE WAS SICK OF HEARING THEM BITCH AND ALSO BECAUSE THEY WOULDN’T SEX HIM EVEN THOUGH HE IS A SUCCESSFUL BLACK WALNUT WHO LOVES TO MAKE THE SEXYTIME WITH ALL THE LADIES WHO ARE NOT CRAZY BITCHES!
Does that about cover it?
gnomedad
@fasteddie9318:
lolololol
trollhattan
re. that photo: Pammy’s gonna pop a cap in the ass of the next photographer who forgets the soft-focus filter.
The Dangerman
Great timing on the endorsement; Cain may be out of the race by Sunday (based on nothing more than the increasing number of “we have another one” that have come out in the past 24 hours).
Will Reks
I have some hope that Cain or Perry can be the Goldwater to Romney’s Rockefeller.
Linda Featheringill
@dmsilev: #22
And cowbells.
Cris (without an H)
Link added.
jsfox
Hmm, the hatefully ignorant teaching the willfully uninformed.
What could possibly go wrong?
xochi
@chopper: That strategy worked well for the Republican party during the last presidential election, right? Right?
Hello?
PeakVT
I questioned his very bad judgment when I exposed his entire Islamic curriculum
Wait, what? She’s accusing Perry of having a secret Islamfascist agenda?
Nobody can be that detached from reality and still successfully operate a motor vehicle, can they?
Liz
Well, based on conventional wisdom, someone will out Pammy as a closet mooslim any day now.
Cat Lady
I could have written her first paragraph, but whoa WTF is up with “Perry’s Islamic curriculum”? I thought the wingnuts were screaming about Perry’s government needles full of retardation being forced down everyone’s throat? The wingularity closed system event horizon is distorting the field of perception and is in danger of engulfing the entire plane of reality.
andrewsomething
For what it’s worth, here’s Politifact’s take on the “Perry was Al Gore’s campaign manager” thing:
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2011/sep/07/legend-al-gore-and-rick-perry/
Am I the only one who hadn’t heard that yet? I assumed it was Geller crazy talk.
Rome Again
@chopper:
Lessons start right after he takes the oath of office, I’m sure!
(thankfully he’ll never make it that far).
Shade Tail
@fasteddie9318:
Of course it will. She’s a reich-winger, and sexual harassment is just a liberal scare story.
Warren Terra
Have I misidentified the post title, or have you cast a young Susan Sarandon as Hermancain?
kindness
Ewwww….
You’re using Pamela Geller for quotes? While it is a decent quote withing the reichtwingnutz community, the source is of limited value unless you are part of that same reichtwingnutz community. And you aren’t.
I do so enjoy the circular firing squad they’ve developed over there though.
tamied
Now that’s just creepy.
scav
Well, reality has just left me with this Breaking News from the Guard: Kenya army tweets: Don’t sell donkeys to militants so the impact of discovering the Infamous Texas Sharia Curriculum is a little softened.
Paris
I just learned two things from this thread. Pam Geller still has the nerve to speak in public even after the massacre in Norway she inspired, and PJ media still exists.
BGinCHI
Fixed.
cleek
it helps if you say this slowly, in a menacing, German, accent.
Belafon (formerly anonevent)
I totally agree with her assessment of Perry, but do not agree with any of her data.
chopper
@Rome Again:
the way cain is around women, i’m imagining something like the video for ‘hot for teacher’.
FlipYrWhig
Geller is just jealous that someone else is horning in on her drunken freak-show action.
Bubblegum Tate
@Cat Lady:
That just means he hasn’t fully banished Islam from Texas. In her crazy-ass world, if you aren’t saying, “I will eliminate Islam from our towns, our schools, and our society” on at least a weekly basis, then that proves you have a secret Islamofascist agenda.
cleek
it’s a deep, dark, twisty, multi-layered conspiracy.
The prophet Nostradumbass
@cleek: Very interesting
Draylon Hogg
I have this feeling man, ’cause you know, it’s just a handful of people who run everything, you know … that’s true, it’s provable. It’s not … I’m not a fucking conspiracy nut, it’s provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever is elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scum-fucks who got you in there. And you’re in this smoky room, and this little film screen comes down … and a big guy with a cigar goes, “Roll the film.” And it’s a shot of the Kennedy assassination from an angle you’ve never seen before … that looks suspiciously like it’s from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, “Any questions?” “Er, just what my agenda is.” “First we bomb Baghdad.” “You got it …”
Bill Hicks 1961 – 1994
Triassic Sands
More like a David Lynch film.
handsmile
During this Halloween week in which the GOP and its media enablers have evidently decided to portray cannibals, one should not ignore this contribution from the Bowtie of Sanctimony, George Will, for his recent column, “Mitt Romney, the pretzel candidate.”
lacp
@scav: …and, mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be jihadis.
twiffer
@andrewsomething: i like how, in concluding that perry was not a campaign manager for gore, they revised prior assessments to “half-true”. how the fuck does that work?
The Other Bob
@dmsilev:
Is he so pissed at Obama that he wants the wekest general candidate to lose the primary? I don’t think so…
catclub
@handsmile: Just make sure to read Charlie Pierce’s takedown of Will. Superb.
(No link necessary.)
kindness
On a completely superficial (& catty) level….after seeing several newer photos of Pam wrt this notoriety, why do I get the distinct impression she has a failing nose job? She looks like Michael Jackson, with breasts.
handsmile
@catclub: (#59)
Thanks for alerting me to Pierce’s evisceration! Lordy, I swear I was not aware of it before posting my own comment, but it was startling to read that we both chose to highlight the very same pungent remarks from Will’s pitiful lament.
Rome Again
@chopper:
Washington Post (via Politico) is reporting TWO settlements!
I love fireworks. :)
phoebes-in-santa fe
Pam Geller and Eric Cantor make me ashamed to be a Jew.
kindness
@phoebes-in-santa fe: You can get around that. Many of my old NY friends who are very Jewish claim Pam isn’t. Oh sure, she is a Jewish American Princess, but not a practicing observant Jew. They think she learned the Nazi lessons a little too well. I agree with them & thank god they’re saying it because being non-jewish I really can’t say that.
Villago Delenda Est
@phoebes-in-santa fe:
The part where she’s totally bent out of shape about halal, but not raving about kosher, is the part that amazes me.
Paul in KY
@PeakVT: Rick Perry gets around! The Islamofacists must have given him some serious change, because you can’t buy Rick Perry with a measly 5 grand (just ask him).
Paul in KY
@cleek: then add a ‘buwahahahahaha’.