Analysts predict a run on crayons:
It’s official: Michele Bachmann has a book deal.
Sentinel, a conservative imprint of Penguin Group (USA), announced Monday that the Republican presidential candidate’s memoir will arrive in November and already has been completed. The book, reports of which first circulated in June, is currently untitled. Sentinel declined comment on reports that Wall Street Journal columnist John Fund co-wrote the memoir.
As a member of the House of Representatives, Bachmann is not permitted to receive an advance against royalties.
According to Sentinel, Bachmann will “share previously untold stories” about her private life, “including her roles as a tax attorney, a wife, a mother of five and a foster mother of 23.” Virtually all of the Republicans candidates have published books, a standard for modern presidential campaigns.
I was just musing on that twitter thing which Weekly Standard wingnut would draw the short straw, seeing as how Hayes, Continetti, and the Goldfarb have all been prostituted out, and it turns out the eager participant is none other than investigative “journalist” John Fund. Expect a big section on the New Black Panther Party, and I am sure the parts on fidelity and abortion will be rich. It really is amazing how deep and wide the wingnut bench of fluffers is- it really could have been anyone, but I guess Fund is hacktacular enough to do the deed.
At any rate, you know the drill. Time to come up with a name for Bachmann’s book. I’ll open with “Will and Graceless.”