Somehow I don’t think this is what you had in mind.
(backposting so as not to step all over Kay’s thread.)
by Imani Gandy (ABL)| 45 Comments
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Somehow I don’t think this is what you had in mind.
(backposting so as not to step all over Kay’s thread.)
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Corner Stone
I can see your IP addresses!
They look like fuzzy little bunnies, riding yellow PEEPS.
Corner Stone
Anyone ever consider what would happen if Sarah Connor named her unborn son “Reginald” ?
What a mindfuck that would’ve been.
Corner Stone
It’s just fucking hot.
There, I said it.
Corner Stone
Anyone here living in Abu Dhabi?
Corner Stone
Why do you think they keep delivering phone books? Who’s asking for them? Who’s profiting by advertising in them?
Corner Stone
And what’s the deal with airline food anyway?
Not!ABL
okay, corner stone, you’ve gone TOO FAR this time.
peeps are the devil’s minion. and i will ban you if mention those little yellow fuckers in any of my threads!!!11one
Corner Stone
I’m giving “Falling Skies” one more fucking epi before plugville.
Yutsano
A-FUCKING-MEN!!
Corner Stone
No doubt. It’s obvious that PEEPS are the perfect metaphor for some randomly named blogger’s career.
Corner Stone
Does anyone else feel really old and fucking sad to see Johnny Damon on the TB baseball team?
Not!ABL
keep trying, honey. you’ll hurt my wittle feewings with your inanity one of these days. i have faith.
Gravenstone
Someone needs an intervention. Trouble is, who cares about them enough to stage one?
stuckinred
Aite, let’s clean this shit up here!
Corner Stone
Puffy typecast dyed forms with a gritty sugary coating. Easy to squeeze. No substance unless you count the marshmallow. Dissolves easily under any kind of heat.
In the end, PEEPS are just no damned good for you.
Hal
Michelle Bachmann says she would “consider” eliminating the federal minimum wage and of course, cut corporate taxes! Make people poorer, make corporations richer, and the economy magically improves.
And she would still get at least 40% of the popular vote. Ah, America.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/06/25/bloomberg1376-LNEHTY07SXKX01-2V4PAE1VSTENEF31VDPE7S26C5.DTL
Not!ABL
See what I mean? Priceless.
Yutsano
I suppose the blog hasn’t had a lose its shit moment in quite some time. I guess we were due. Or something.
RossInDetroit
I read 100% of BeeJay posts and at least 40% of the comments. I rarely see anything worth getting more than mildly confrontational over. Have I mistaken Abuse for the Argument Clinic? Should I be hanging out in a lower-blood-pressure environment?
Not!ABL
i’m pleased by all of the attention, and note that some folks are still upset about losing a battle of wits.
speaking of battles of wits, i’m going to watch the princess bride.
try not to drool too much on everything, dear corner stone.
Corner Stone
God. What a victim. Poor baby.
RossInDetroit
A gem. A rare film that works equally well on several levels. Neil Gaiman must have had it firmly in the back of his mind when he wrote Stardust (a great book and a disappointingly uneven film).
Uncle Clarence Thomas
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Fortunately, no Afghans will be lonely for the next decade or more, because President Obama is leaving more American troops there than were left by the hated President Bush.
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13th Generation
@Yutsano
Why do you keep talking about people “losing their shit”?
You need to get some perspective.
You ass.
gnomedad
I’m addicted to circus peanuts and candy corn when I can get my hands on them, and I have no idea how peeps can make pure sugar taste that awful.
Obligatory link
hamletta
Peeps Show!
Third Eye Open
Can we trade Corner Stone for BIRDZILLA!? At least the trolls should be able to make me laugh, as opposed to making me wonder why the nurses let this person get a hold of the interwebs. And no, Corner Stone, we aren’t picking on you, just letting you know that you don’t have to lash out just because no one will come visit anymore.
On a happier note, Jellybeans!. Its so much easier when your friends have the kids, and you can just send sweets :)
Corner Stone
Who are you again?
My meds have left me a little foggy. No, wait a second, I’m tuning in to your aura now. Yep, useless douchebag. Gotcha, thanks.
Third Eye Open
Here to help, Corner Stone. Now don’t be late I hear they are serving tapioca in the dining hall tonight. MMM MMM MMM!
Amir_Khalid
@13th Generation #26:
Yutsano only talks like that about people who lose their shit.
Gozer
This thread needs some Jones Girls.
Third Eye Open
I see your Jones Girls, and raise you some Girl Talk
“…Don’t start no shite, won’t be no shite”
Comrade Mary
Third Eye Open, that was worth it for the transformation of Thom Yorke and Levon Helm alone.
Now for some Girls Talk. Oh, and maybe some Squeeze, for some New Wave emo.
13th Generation
@Amir_Khalid
You obviously haven’t been following the comments very closely.
Go back to your “JuiceBox”
Third Eye Open
Comrade Mary, Why does that guitarist in the Squeeze video have his patch-cord wrapped around the mic-stand, not to mention that I don’t think the bassist is even plugged in. I must admit, I was never much of a fan of much of New-wave, although Elvis is a wonderful artist.
Moar Splashdown
justdale
Sometimes the jokes write themselves:
Koch brother pays $2.3M for photo of outlaw Billy the Kid
Gozer
Comrade Mary – June 26, 2011 | 6:54 pm
How ’bout some new-New Wave?
Holy Ghost! – Wait and See
Gozer
Or how ’bout Soul Train and whatever kind of music YACHT is supposed to be.
RossInDetroit
I’m an old fart, but I remember marking the calendar for the release of Squeeze albums. They were awesome up to about Frank, then inexplicably carried on sans awesomeness. Some artists get better with age and some ought to know when to quit.
Third Eye Open
This might be one of my favorite song of all time, at least in the mash-up genre. The best part (IMO) starts at about 5:50 for those who have short attention spans.
Orbital–Halcyon (Live)
ABL
I saw Squeeze in concert last summer. They were really really good.
I’m swearing off concerts for a while. After seeing Prince in April, I’m worried that no concert will ever be good again.
I can’t think of a show that comes close to being as kick-ass as Prince was. (Not counting the umpteen Coachellas Ive been to.)
Third Eye Open
ABL, I don’t want to contradict your Prince experience, but TOOL live @ Red Rocks may be one of the closest things to a religious experience I have ever had … while sober.
Arundel
Sigh. The NY Times has yet another admiring kiss-ass profile of Breitbart up. No comments allowed. “The Right’s Blogger Provocateur”. Gee, everything sounds better using a French word. Better than “disgraceful lying racist pig” I suppose.
“If you agree with him, you think what he does is citizen journalism. If you don’t, his work is little more than crowd-sourced political sabotage that freely distorts the facts.”
See, it’s up for debate. Opinions differ. Ugh, it’s a sickening piece of work.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/27/business/media/27breitbart.html?hp
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
i am sure i read it somewhere before, but i never really thought about it, but the yankees once moved from baltimore. its like i found a reason to respect them afterall, right out of the blue.
J.W. Hamner
Calzone: yeah, how you like that?