I’m going through the user contributions to the thread last night about Sarah Palin’s new movie about herself and the potential titles, and there is so much win I can’t stop laughing. So many are good, but here are some favorites:
From Here to Inanity
Citizen Vain
Red Yawn
The Aleutianist
The Scum Also Rises
Lost in Translation II
We’re Just Not That Into You
Chariots of Liar
Also Too: Electric Boogaloo
Brainspotting
Mentl
From Within Sight of Russia With Love
Not-Hur
The Devil Wears Mukluks
Swindler’s List
Juneau II: Post Partum
Mooseferatu
Dopey’s Choice
John McCain’s a Series of Unfortunate Events
The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Driving Miss Crazy
Grizzly Madams
Inarticulate Proposal
Mother, Uggs and Greed
Despicable Her
Chariots of Bile
Jackass 4
Brain Simple
The Lying Game
The Woman Who Knew Too Little
True Grift
Clueless
Fahrenheit All of Them
They Call Me Sister Fibs
The Incredible Sulk
The Iquitarod
The Big Shill
12 Million Angry White Men
Legends of the Fail
Something Wicked This Way Comes
I’m dying. Keep ’em coming, and keep ’em clean.
*** Update ***
#palinfilmnames is now rocking on twitter.
Sleazy Rider was a good one, and 101 Defamations.
ThatLeftTurnInABQ
The Triumph of the Shrill
[my apologies if somebody already came up with this last night]
Cat Lady
Gone With The Swindler
Han's Solo
Sarah Plain and Stupid
Southern Beale
I just read Tbogg’s post about this, linking to comments over at conservatives 4 palin, and it’s just so much awesomeness. They are so, so, delusional. Or else, it’s a hoax but a good one. It looks so much like the real thing.
Hilarity shall ensue.
Han's Solo
Idiocracy II – In the Beginning
John Cole
Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing
Clambone
Northern Overexposure
MattR
Somebody posted it last night, but I liked describing a sequel with “also too”. As in:
Lost In Translation, also II.
PurpleGirl
Prime Grifter
4tehlulz
This should be a trilogy.
A Dim Hope
The Kenyan Strikes Backs
Return of the Dumbass
NO PREQUELS
beltane
@ThatLeftTurnInABQ: I’ve heard that one before and it is my favorite because it works on several levels. True Grift is also catchy though.
Sly
My favorite.
Southern Beale
@ThatLeftTurnInABQ:
Tbogg link I posted has Triumph of the Shrill, and the sequel: Triumph Of The Shrill, Also II
JPL
OT..hahaha Dick Morris’ focus group just called me and asked what conservative candidate I supported…
I said because of the possible privatizing of Medicare, none of them. I felt like I was talking to the Buffalo Beast person because she said that’s what I’ve been hearing. She also said hopefully they come up with a plan to fix their problem. I also stated that it was a blatant lie that it wouldn’t affect those near to 65. As fewer and fewer people are on the government run program there will be fewer and fewer doctors to treat them.
opal
Bring Me the Head of Walt Monegan.
Omnes Omnibus
@Southern Beale: Oh my.
cleek
Raging Bullshit
Rebel Without a Clue (apps to P Westerberg)
Virago
One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo’s Nest
Patriot Games
The Sun Also Rises, Too
Mrs Grift Goes To Washington
How TO Lose An Election In Ten Weeks
buckydoc
Being There II
JPL
All of the possible titles were great..
My favorites are The Lyin, the witch and the wardrobe
and
They call me Sister Fibs.
Poopyman
I got nuthin’. You had me at “Mooseferatu”.
4tehlulz
In What Respect Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Bobby Thomson
Erasedhead.
J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford
@Sly: Me too.
gene108
Monty Python’s and The Holy Fail
For a Few (Million) Dollars More
Dave S.
Apologies if these have already appeared:
On a Clear Day You Can See Russia from my House
Gold-Diggers of 2008-2012 Inclusive
A prequel about those who brought her to our attention: The Dork Kristol
dmsilev
I am curious about the actual title of the thing, _Undefeated_. Does the filmmaker know that Palin lost in 08?
Alex S.
Eternal Sunshine of the clueless Mind
Deathstar
There Will Be Blood Libel
dmsilev
@Poopyman:
I’ve always preferred ‘Moosilini” myself.
folkbum
Cabeza Blanca
4tehlulz
@dmsilev: ACORN STOLE THE ELECTION OBVS
Winston Smith
What the [bleep] does She Know
Meadows
First Blood Libel
August J. Pollak
Fundraising Arizona
4tehlulz
#%$# Palin Says
Bobby Thomson
Some Like Her Not.
cleek
Gunga Dimwit
A Bunch Of Fools For Sister Sarah
Drill, Lola, Drill
The Losers
How To Fail In Politics Without Really Trying
gene108
Rear Window 2: Seeing Russia from your House
Brian
Irrefudiable Differences
Sly
In What Respect, Charlie Brown?
Sasha
Citizen Doof
The Passion of the Right
Heathers II: Gently With a Chainsaw
williamc
Black Hearts, White Flight
Smarter than a Bag of Hammers
Not Without My Trig
The Quita from Wasilla
Lipstick on a Grizzly Pig
Birthin Ain’t Easy
Not Reading, Ghostwriting, and Arithmetic?
Palin: The Case for Selling Alaska Back to Russia
Stupidism: A Love Story
Stupidocracy
Todd’s Wife
So sad I missed this thread last night, though it had me laughing myself to sleep!
Denali
I am torn between – can we vote – and offer really big prizes like chocolate moose droppings – and please, can we ignore this because we are feeding it and causing it attention and therefore the monster will grow even scarier and scarier.
arguingwithsignposts
@Southern Beale: Apparently, Newt’s spokesperson is moonlighting for the Palin Borg with his mad epic poetry skillz.
Wolverines!
4tehlulz
The Gall
Matt
The Usual Wingnuts
Bobby Thomson
A Bridge Also Too Far
pablo
Towering Infernal-The Fire in My Belly
Sinking Arizona
Hal
Just saw this in the comments section on this story over at Huffpo, and can’t tell if the commenter is being serious or sarcastic, but I’m sure the Palin-Drones are all in the same mind set:
Poopyman
@Poopyman: Eh, Dawn of the Dim, but I’m not proud of it.
joeyess
nevermind
Brian R.
@Deathstar:
Winner!
dmsilev
‘Helicopter sniping with Wolves’
‘A Starburst is Born’
Alex S.
Starburst memories
Hunter Gathers
Spaceballs II : The Search For More Money
Chyron HR
The Mummy: Womb of the Whinging Quitter
My Little Phony
Loonraker
somethingblue
Starburst Memories
Play Moosety for Me
SiubhanDuinne
1. The Lyin’ in Winter
2. Moulin Rogue
3. Bitch Blanket Bingo
4. Crouching Pitbull, Hidden Loon
5. Gone With the Whined
arguingwithsignposts
Schlock, Crock and Moose Shooting Perils
The Tragically Flip
“There Will be Blood Libel” deserves to be on the best-of list.
Mine:
The Delusionist
The Scorn Identity
The Silence of the Turkeys
The Rape Kits of Wrath
Just Some Fuckhead
Birthday at 40000 Feet
Omnes Omnibus
@Denali: People don’t vote for a laughingstock. That is what Obama and Meyers did to Trump a the WHC Dinner; they made him into a complete joke and any chance of candidacy was over. If this thing is turned into a joke and Palin along with it, her candidacy is toast as well.
RobNYNY1957
“Men who laid down their lives at places like Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, … ”
She seems not to realize that about half of the men who died in those battles did it in defense of treason to protect slavery.
Three-nineteen
National Lampoon’s Presidential Candidate
Just Some Fuckhead
The Adventures of Sarah, Queen of the Tundra
Just Some Fuckhead
American Haughty
Tom
Jackass 4 got me.
Just Some Fuckhead
As Bad As It Gets
grumpy realist
For Jean Marais fans: La Belle est bien Bête
(To those who don’t read French, it translates as “the Beauty is really stupid!”)
Just Some Fuckhead
Boner Collector
Hunter Gathers
Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos
Just Some Fuckhead
Bringing Out The Dread
Alex S.
The Yukon Queen
What Ever Happened to Baby Trig?
All About Sarah
SiubhanDuinne
@4tehlulz:
This is brilliant.
Redshift
@Han’s Solo:
Or perhaps, since it’s a prequel:
Idiocracy, Episode I: The Empty Headspace
me
Fear and Loathing in Wasilla
The Greatest Grift
cleek
Starburst Bloopers
It Came From Alaska
Pennsylvanian
The Memory Keeper’s Slaughter
Meadows
And Now For Someone Completely Indifferent…
shortstop
@RobNYNY1957: She realizes it.
meh
Attack of the 50 foot ego
hstram
Say (Absolutely) Anything
Do the Stupid Thing
Full Metal Straight Jacket
gene108
A Grifter Runs Through It
Chyron HR
Ms. Horrible’s Whine-Along Blog
JPL
The Real Ugly American
MCA
Kudos for Mooseferatu, whoever’s that was.
Palin for President 2012: The Traipse of Wrath
The Hurt Talker
The Muppets Take Wassila
The Whining
Raging Bullshit
Putin on The Horizon
Titanic II – You Know How This Ends
Full Metal Straightjacket
For A Few Million Dollars More
There Will Be Idiocy
The Apostle’s Screed
Dances with Wolf Hunters
ETA: Dang! Cleek and gene108, sorry for the duplicates. Should have been posting individually instead of waiting to get beat to the punch on some of these.
Butch
I remember – what was it, 15 or so years ago – when a group out cross-country skiing got lost near Aspen, Colorado, and spent some time in a backwoods cabin. Of course, someone immediately wanted to make a movie of it, but got too much ridicule because the people involved truly were morons and the movie never happened. Anyway, there were lots of “suggested” titles for the movie and one seems to fit now – Dipwads in the Deepwoods.
Howlin Wolfe
All the good ones are taken. Dang! Here’s my modest (a euphemism, to be sure) contribution:
Ice Station Zero.
IrishGirl
Eternal Sunshine of the Clueless Mind
SiubhanDuinne
Wildly O/T, for which I apologize, but don’t see a recent open thread:
Got it from a WaPo alert.
Redshift
@arguingwithsignposts: Oh, my. That’s just the beginning, everyone, it gets even more histrionic. You owe it to yourself to go over to TBogg’s and read the whole thing.
IrishGirl
The Dimming
Southern Beale
@Clambone:
{{ golf clap }}
FiveInchTaint
2012: A Spaced Odyssey
A Hideous Mind
ajr22
Too Dim to Fail.
IrishGirl
The Palin Condition 1: No Greater Love
IrishGirl
Flight Club
Southern Beale
@Omnes Omnibus:
“IF”?
Um …. barn door ——–> horses
Winston Smith
Atlas Shrugged: Part II (so no one will see it)
Do the White Thing
Plan 9 from Wassila
Wait for the Version with Tina Fey
Flashdunce
Gummo II (if you’ve seen Gummo, you’d get this)
Just Some Fuckhead
Crouching Cougar, Hidden Dodo
srv
I don’t get it, shouldn’t it be obvious: Psycho
2013 1/2, A Spaced Oddyssey
Star Trash Eleventy-Billion
There Will Be Birthers
*Damned Taint
cleek
The Shawshank Refudiation
How Green Was My V.P.
Bobby Thomson
The Fabulist Sister on Fox.
parenthetical
Five Sleazy Pieces
Wasilla! Wasilla! Wasilla!
Witless
Dumb Up the Volume
Once Were Governors
Gilded
Double Indumbnity
jwb
Meanwhile. Man, if it’s this crazy in May, what is August going to look like?
Moonbatman
How I caused the Tucson Shooting
Peace Out. The Power is Yours. Free Crystal Mangum.
Just Some Fuckhead
Couples Reload
Villago Delenda Est
The Hunt For Braindead Septober.
Just Some Fuckhead
Mommy Palin’s Life of Brib’n
Poopyman
The Harrad/ Hawaii Pacific/ Northern Idaho/ U. of Idaho/Matanuska-Susitna College/ U. of Idaho (finally!) Experiment
parenthetical
Crocodile Fundie
machine
Harold & Kumar Go to Wasilla Castle
Licence to Drill
Avatard
Just Some Fuckhead
It’s a Wonderful Lie
opal
@dmsilev:
Undefeated, as relating to the Confederacy and The War of Northern Aggression.
Anya
Dirty, Rutten Grifters
From Wasilla with Hate
giltay
Seriously, I think The Undefeated is a terrific title. I can imagine the headline:
artem1s
Seven Years in Freshman English
cleek
Lost
Felinious Wench
Bad work day, just now logging in, missed the thread last night.
Man, I love you people.
Tonal Crow
The Lord of the Lies
Just Some Fuckhead
Legs Wide Shut
Akadad
Lie Hard
Superbad Too
The Whining
Das Loot
The Vile Bunch
Life of Lyin’
All About Thieves
Poopyman
Play Grifty For Me
enesar
If not already noted:
High Plains Grifter
The Ancient Randonneur
Touch of Evil.
srv
Return of the Yedi
Fidiot on the Roof
Paul_D
Look Who’s Balking
Tonal Crow
For Whom the Bullshit Boils
Alex S.
Arrested Development
The Big Murkowski
Run Sarah, Run
dmsilev
Given the likely quality of the movie, I really think mining the titles of old MST3K episodes has promise…
‘The Leech Woman’
‘Overdrawn at the Memory Bank’
‘The She Creature’
shortstop
I don’t care that it will cost me money that will go to the Bank of Palin. I have to see this:
Too delicious.
Just Some Fuckhead
Pushing Tit
Tonal Crow
Citizen Insane
Just Some Fuckhead
The Rapture, Please, Now
Poopyman
Griftyricon (She somehow seems made for a Fellini flick.)
freelancer
GalaxyVexed
Reign of Bile
Sex, Lies, and Twitterfeeds
The Woman with Free Red Shoes
somethingblue
Carnival of People Without Souls
Smiles of a Summer Nightmare
Ashes and Zircons
Dazed and Confused II. Also.
Not Brief Enough Encounter
Sapheriel
Four More Years
Snowbilly Grifter and the United States of 27%
There’s Something About Sarah
alwhite
@IrishGirl:
Close – The Dimmening – sounds even more better too
@FiveInchTaint:
2011 – a space Oddity
Just Some Fuckhead
Less Than Zero IQ
The Tragically Flip
Dial N For Nitwit
danimal
From the Neil Simon quadrant:
The Odder Couple
Lost in Wasilla
Bullocksing Blues
The Goodbye Governor
Petroleum Beach Memoirs
Chapter Also Two
Tonal Crow
Grifter on the Roof
jibeaux
Oh, mercy, this is funny.
Read that whole thing at TBoggs’, please. Sarah Palin is fighting a war that is like Gettysburgh, Khe Sanh, and Falujah, unless and until “obsure” Alaskan citizens file an ethics complaint against her.
Sapheriel
I’m Still Here
Just Some Fuckhead
Sling Blame
Bobby Thomson
CONvoy.
Omnes Omnibus
@Southern Beale: Some still take her seriously.
Chyron HR
Tongueloose
X-Men: No Class
Sarah Potter and the Prisoner of Vietnam
Y Tu Mama Teapartyen
Meadows
A Cocksure Orange
Just Some Fuckhead
Steel MagWheels
Just Some Fuckhead
There’s Something About Sarah
dmsilev
@Meadows:
I’m pretty sure that’s the working title of the upcoming John Boehner biopic.
Also, I’m told that Newt Gingrich is shopping around a script for a rewrite of _Breakfast at Tiffany’s_
Felinious Wench
The Treasure of the Oso Madre
jibeaux
Mine aren’t very good but at least they use Hitchcock!
The Lady Just Frackin’ Won’t Vanish
North By Northwest By North By Northwest By North By Northwest And You’re Almost To Wasilla Now By North By
MarkJ
There Will Be Blood Libel definitely deserves the best of. I also like a Bunch of Fools for Sister Sarah, but then I likes me some Clint Eastwood movies.
I didn’t look at last night’s thread so these may be repeats but:
Pulp Diction
Pale Derider
Burn After Screeding
Shamadeus
The Head Slow-wit’s Society
A Simple Sham
Kiss of the Snider Woman
An unaltered directly from Shakespeare:
Much Ado about Nothing
Tonal Crow
The Unbearable Lightness of Sarah
Just Some Fuckhead
Waiting To Exfoliate
Tonal Crow
The Empress of the North
Tsulagi
All of those titles have some degree of win. Not sure why, but when I got to Fahrenheit All of Them that made me lol. Maybe it just captures the essence of her nothing but air persona. That’s my fave.
Mad Sarah Beyond Thunderdome.
Fred
Some of those titles are pure gold.
“True Grift” was my favorite.
Villago Delenda Est
The Birdbrains
arguingwithsignposts
All of these are showing up on Twitter now under hashtag #palinfilmnames, btw.
Tonal Crow
Macbeth: Reloaded
Just Some Fuckhead
The Shopping News
estamm
Lyin’ Queen
Babble on Five
True Lies (don’t need to change that one!)
Tonal Crow
FSM, this is the most fun I’ve had on this site since forever.
The Tragically Flip
The Bridge on the River No One Lives Near
parenthetical
The Gripes of Wrath
The Wrath of Con
freelancer
Empire of the Dumb
Just Some Fuckhead
Scam By Me
The Tragically Flip
The Maltese Falsehood
opal
Beyond the Valley of Rebecca Mansour
Just Some Fuckhead
30 Going on 13
estamm
I have a mouth and I must scream
MarkJ
@parenthetical: Dammit, the Wrath of Con should have been mine. That is awesome.
MCWW
“The GOP’s must be crazy!”
Akadad
Bringing in the Insane
parenthetical
Have Gun, Will Babble
Tonal Crow
A Bright Shining Lie (oops, already taken)
Sarah Palin and the Chamber of Stupidity
News-Hog Day
Tbone
Idiocracy, Whiskey, Sexy!
The Tragically Flip
Gross Encounters of the Third Kind
Poopyman
Birther of a Nation
bemused
Commenters outdid themselves last night. And it was probably one of rare 300+ comment threads that didn’t annoy or depress the hell out of me. That was pure fun.
parenthetical
Fits of Fury
Fits of the North Star
erlking
Indiana Palin and the Raiders of Social Security
Death Panels Become Her
It Came for Sully’s Brain
Mother From Another Planet
Starburst Memories
and for Sullivan,
Undercover Mother
Just Some Fuckhead
The Bucket Head
Just Some Fuckhead
Burn After Touching
Poopyman
War of the Words
Fred
DC Madame,
Fluffing Teabaggers and Kochsuckers.
artem1s
The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Presidential Candidacy-Murdering Mom
Citizen C’ain’t
Poopyman
Blazing Prattle
anna missed
The Ice Queen Cometh
MFA
Dread Dawn
Just Some Fuckhead
Putin On The Rise
Jason in the peg
The Stunned Also Rises Too.
NobodySpecial
Deliverance II
Ice Road Suckers
National Lampoon’s Alaskan Vacation
Von Lyin’s Express
Big Bad Mama Grizzly
anticontrarian
White Hawk Down
Poopyman
Old Yeller.
(Too mean?)
Alex S.
Suddenly, Last Election
Once Upon a Time in the North-West
And with that I close up shop. My favorite one probably is Driving Miss Crazy, also True Grift, Inarticulate Proposal and From Within Sight of Russia With Love
Just Some Fuckhead
North by Korea
Tonal Crow
Mission: Irrefudiatable.
parenthetical
The Day Her Brain Stood Still
freelancer (itouch)
Bringing Out the Death Panel
Poopyman
The Greatest Snowjob on Earth
Tonal Crow
Snakes in the Brain
MarkJ
Star-dip Dupers
SA
The Refudiation of Sarah Palin.
SA
The Refudiation of Sarah Palin
or
The Refudiator
freelancer (itouch)
White Snipe Groan
Just Some Fuckhead
Juneau My Name
Yukon Have Her
KeithW
Snowbilly Liar
Just Some Fuckhead
The Yukon Patois
Tony J
You Only Quit Twice.
Dirty Sexy Dummy
Goonraker
Who Will Fake My Children?
Never Say Never Again, Also, Too
Explainin’ Palin
That’s all I got.
Just Some Fuckhead
You Don’t Mess With The Slow One
danimal
@Poopyman:
Fixed it for ya.
Akadad
The Human Center of Greed
Never Been Missed
Spin City
artem1s
Palien: In Wassila, no one can hear you scream.
Carl Nyberg
National Lampoon’s Grifter Vacation
V For Vindictive
1987
Princess Snide
The Unteachables
1988
Lie Hard
1989
Dead Governors Society
Sarah Palin and the Last Crusade
When McCain Met Sarah…
1990
Evil Woman
1991
Palin Hood: Princess of Thieves
1992
Reservoir Wolves
Scam of a Woman
1993
Swindler’s List (see above)
Dazed and Confused and Running For Vice President
1994
The I-Paid-For-It Redemption
Dumb, Dumber and Palin-est
Interview with a Grifter: the Grifter Chronicles
Natural Born Swindlers
1995
What Waterworld did for Costner, This Movie will do for Palin
1996
Fargo II: Sarah Goes Looking for the Money
Tonal Crow
The Godbotherer
Airbrain
High Lampoon
A Confederacy of Dunces (oops, taken)
Poopyman
Help me out here with “When Harry met Sally”. There’s gold in there somewhere ….
freelancer (itouch)
Sarah Pilgrim vs. the World
Tonal Crow
@Carl Nyberg:
You owe me a new keyboard!
pattyp
The Dorks of Haphazard.
Tbone
Credit to the daily show:
Petty Woman
I can hear Roy Orbison now…
freelancer (itouch)
The Grudge 3: All of Them
kd bart
Pride of the Wankers
Faster Pussycat Shill! Shill! Shill!
Poopyman
Weeny Todd: The Demon Grifter of Fleece Street
kd bart
Wasila in the Mist
anna missed
The Horseshit Whisperer
freelancer (itouch)
Sarah Hood: Princess of Thieves
Cat Lady
Grifter’s Boner
The Dumbass White Social Network
The Queen’s Word Salad Speech
Fake
InConceptionparenthetical
Cannonfodder Run
A Fibber Runs Through It
cleek
Throw Levi From The Train
Akadad
Deception
Sucker Punched
Kiss-Ass
White Club
Three-nineteen
@Sapheriel: Is She Still Here?
freelancer (itouch)
Moonlight Bile
Three-nineteen
@Poopyman: When Sarah met Money
freelancer (itouch)
October Snide
cleek
Stop Making Sense
rob!
Million Dollar Crybaby
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Candidate
Sarah Palin and the Kingdom of the Empty Skull
Lie Lie Bang Bang
Facebook Postcards From The Edge
Bonfire of the Inanities
John & Sarah’s Bogus Journey
A Nightmare Before Election Day
Wes Craven’s Newest Nightmare
It’s a Horrible Life
The Bird with the GOP Donor-Bought Plumage
The Idiot!
No Country For Anything Other Than Old Men
parenthetical
Up in the Ayers
freelancer (itouch)
Invader Dim
Poopyman
@Three-nineteen: Thank You!
Bucky
How about “Auntie Insane” or “Citizen Lame”
MFA
Birth of an Abomination?
freelancer (itouch)
Gasbagland
Phoebe
You can all keep going, of course, but the winner is Fahrenheit All of Them. It just is. It’ll make me happy for a long time. Thank you, who ever you are.
Bucky
Or “Repulsive”
freelancer (itouch)
Death Panel Becomes Her
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
guano in 60 seconds.
MCA
The Remains of The Cray-Cray
Cryday
Lie Me to The Moon
A Squawk in The Clouds
Wassila Sky
Dumb And Sarah
Dazed And Confused And Nominated
The Fright Stuff
Throw Momma Bear from The Train
The Sneer Hunter
All The President’s Men Snickered
Real American Graffiti
The Unintelligible Conversation
A Fistful of Stupid
Not A Touch of Class
for Bond fans:
Quantum of Ignorance
Lie Another Day
Live And Let Lie
Blunderball
Dr. No Fucking Way She Just Said That
From Russia with Love to My Back Porch
Goldclinger
Ryan S
Alaska Palin and the Temple of D’oh
Tony J
The Lying Game (must have already come up)
Malice Doesn’t Grift Here Anymore.
Blue (About) Hawaii
In The Heat Of The White
The Fox News and the Hound
The Con(crete) Bungle
Show Me Dough and Jewellery Set
This is painfully addictive.
The Bungle Snook
cleek
Mainstream Medea
Opie-jeanne
Cut Throat Turkey Island
Opie-jeanne
Big Trouble In Little Wasila
Ben Cisco
Something Borrowed (from Neiman-Marcus)
Shriek Too
The Indelibles
Gone With The Windfall
artem1s
@cleek:
FTW
Ben
A Palin For All Seasons (directed by Senor Spielbergo)
Akadad
Lie Another Day
The One-Terminator
14 1/2 Minutes
How To Train Your Lapdogs
Calouste
@ThatLeftTurnInABQ:
The Triumph of the Shrill
That asks for a “it was better in the original German” joke…
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
wassillas in the tryst.
Paul in KY
Probably already been done: ‘Triumph of the Shrill’
Paul in KY
@Hal: I think the first ‘defacto’ female president was Mrs. Wilson.
Surreal American
2012: A Space Idiodyssey
gene108
G.I. Sarah: The Rise of Tea Baggers
cleek
The Brat From Outer Space
Tony J
Never Been Missed.
The Outlaw Mostly Fails
One Flew Outta The Cuckoos Nest
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Primary Hopes Dead
UncommonSense
Sarah, Vain and Small h/t http://twitter.com/#!/AnonLib/statuses/73444879249850368
sim
The Avoidance of Being Earnest
cleek
Unelectable
Ben Cisco
Dim City
Ex-Gov Origins: WOLVERINES!
The Born Supremacy
Clash Of The Thigh-tans
The Pursuit of Sappyness
What Lies Beneath (and Pretty Much Everywhere Else)
Nevamind
The Blair House Bitch Project
Look Who’s Talking (and Talking, and Talking…)
Live Free Or Cry Hard
Get Smart (Please?)
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatheads
You’ve Got Fail
EL
Attack of the Wasilla Tomato
Mike in NC
Nankook of the North
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
the real american duchess and the dirtwater faux.
cleek
Palin Agonistes
Jennifer
You’ve Got Fail is a winner.
Also. Too. The Dumb Zone; she plays the Greg Stillson character.
Delia
I was taken by this line from the RealClearPolitics piece:
Rife with religious metaphor and unmistakable allusions to Palin as a Joan of Arc-like figure
So I propose:
Up In Smoke
edit: or, um, I guess
Die In A Fire
would work, too.
EL
My Fair Loonie
My Fair Luddite
Name Required
John Carpenter’s The Trig
You’ve Got Fail
Tea with Moosilini
Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
How Green Was My Tally
The Sour Grapes of Staff
It Came From Outer Wasilla
The Faketrix
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
a star is burst.
i know someone did this one, they had to have already.
MomSense
This one is for Sully.
Deliverance?
Fergus mac Roich
The Girl With The Lizard Brain
Ivan Ivanovich Renko
@Three-nineteen: New winner!
Fergus mac Roich
Mommie, Dearest
Fergus mac Roich
Mission Creep
Comrade Rich
Desperately Seeking Syntax
Fergus mac Roich
The Wild And Wonderful Shite Of Alaska
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
the lady inbred
Registered Subversive
John Carpenter’s The Trig
Tea with Moosilini
Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
How Green Was My Tally
The Sour Grapes of Staff
It Came From Outer Wasilla
The Faketrix
EL
@Comrade Rich: Disparately Speaking Sarah?
NamelessGenXer
The Alphabetized List of Almost All of These:
http://wp.me/p1wMfe-2W
Disclaimer: Not pimping my blog — just something I’m playing with cuz writing calms me down when I want to kick in some fascist repugs fat ugly face on teh teevee. Don’t give a shit about clicks, impressions, etc. because it will never have ads.
JGabriel
Palin 9 From Outer Space
.
Halleck
Casablankstare
nepat
Raider of the Lost
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
What? After the brilliant Sullivan’s Travails, no more Preston Sturges titles?
The Miracle of Moron’s Creek</em
Hail, the Conquering Bimbo
Palin Bitch Story….
(God how I wish he were alive today to ridicule this generation of nimrods!)
JGabriel
Fyodor Dostoevsky’s The Idiot, translated into the Republican language by Sarah Palin: The Documentary.
.
Ghanima Atreides
@SiubhanDuinne: al jazeerha said the Rafah crossing was opened permanently two weeks ago.
the US media slow-walked the story because of the Bibi/Obama meet.
/shrug
a country without borders cannot survive.
and….im pretty sure that is a treaty violation of the Egypt/Israel standing treaty made by America puppet tyrant Mubarak.
Fergus mac Roich
Starwhore
the dude
Quitter & Twisted
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
hokey and the bandit
trollhattan
“The Reintarnation of Palin Proud”
Allan
The sheer volume of Palin movie title hashtags has apparently broken the Twitter machines, but I did manage to get off a few over there, including:
Sleddog Millionaire
Fergus mac Roich
Reservoir Dog
opal
@JGabriel:
There’s a lobster loose, and he’s vengeful.
EL
The Russians are Coming! to my front porch…
MaryRC
Rumproast has a beauty: Mrs Snit Goes to Washington.
Ghanima Atreides
To Lie For
House of Flying Teabaggers
One Missed Haul
The Grudge
kamper
Ten Possible Titles for Sarah Palin’s Film
Babette’s Word Salad
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Ghostwriter
Meet the Parents. And the Kids. And Their Kids. And their Kids’ Kids’ Baby Daddies.
M*I*L*F
Moosespotting
Mr. and Mrs. Bridge-to-Nowhere
Raging Moose
Y tu Mamá Grizzly También
The Year of Living Dangerously Before Quitting Because to Do Otherwise Would be to Take the Quitter’s Way Out
Voters on the Verge of Nervous Breakdown
Fergus mac Roich
Birth of Negation
Too Ashamed to Say
Whatever Happened to Baby Trig?
Yes, I hate myself.
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
riding in clown cars with grizzly mamas
JGabriel
@opal: Heh. Thank you, good link. (Originally had a typo, food link, which also would have been appropriate.)
.
Lolis
Smooth Criminal
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Stupidity
Pride & Prejudice (perfect as is)
Ok, I stole a song and book titles. Also, too.
Ghanima Atreides
The Grudge: Run, Sarah, Run
The Grudge II: Sarah Runs Again
jimmiraybob
Is The Butt Hurt Locker clean enough? Hopefully not already taken.
Fergus mac Roich
Triumph Of The Shill
Tony J
Base Griftora – Resent Detective.
Registered Subversive
Two More Fools for Sister Sarah
The Color of Money: A Look at the Sarah Palin Phenomenon
A Bridge Too Far To Nowhere
Shake Hands With The Sarah
nepat
Once Upon a Time in Real America
Halleck
Half-Terminator
Rihilism
Freaks
One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble…
Allan
@kamper: You win on volume and quality. Please collect your internets.
Surreal American
The Shilling (Kubrick version)
onanyes
Amadoofus
bago
The one-terminator is hard to beat.
MCA
So I Married A Syntax Murderer
Dunces With Wolves
She’s Gotta Have It Read To Her
Sarah Palin: The Edge Of Reason
You Can’t Fake It with You
How to Make An American Quit
Fear And Loathing In Wassila
10,000 Things I Hate about You
Confessions Of A Middle Age Drama Queen
The Sisterhood Of The Drivel In Rants
jimmiraybob
Runaway Train Wreck
An ode to Runaway Train (1986), an Alaska themed movie starring Jon Voight (who I assume could be recruited for the new Sarah movie to spout equally batty wingnut speak).
Fergus mac Roich
White Noise
The Boondock Saint
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Fergus mac Roich
If I Only Had A Brain
Fergus mac Roich
Terrordrone
Fergus mac Roich
The Great Mistake
Ghanima Atreides
Legally Braindead
That is funnie, cuz Ross and Reihan were all mooney over Palin in the beginning, and i wrote a funnie comment called Waiting for Elle Woods.
Ghanima Atreides
Shitty Woman
MarkJ
The Drivel Runs Through It
Halleck
Ben-Duh
Hunter Gathers
My Dinner With An Idiot
Sarah and Todd’s Excellent Adventure
Sarah and Todd’s Bogus Journey
The Half-Terminator
Half-Terminator 2 : Election Day
Half Terminator 3 : Rise Of The Morons
They Call Me Mama Grizzly!
This Is Sarah Palin
MomSense
Lie Hard
Lie Hard also 2
Lie Hard with a Vengeance
freelancer
Who’s Afraid of Alaskan Wolves?
Poopyman
The Driveler Wears Prada
freelancer
Boxcar Birther
Hawes
Have we had;
Unforgivable
Miles Tougeaux
The Call of the Vile
Atlas Winced
Moron Becomes Electoral
Last Bimbo in Juneau
Wazilla’s Revenge
Half-Terminator
Waterhead for Elephants
Apocalypse Soon
Eternal Dullness of a Simple Mind
The Goods,the Brash and the Vapid
Buffoon
Fargone
Yankee Doodle Dimwit
The Mannequin Candidate
Anoniminous
The Girl With the Lip Tattoo (Also)
The Wizardess of Odd
PKD
The Unbearable Wordsalad She’s Screaming
The Tragically Flip
The Brittle Shop of Horrors
Fergus mac Roich
Terms of Impairment
The Oddest Story Ever Told
Short Of Redemption
Malron aka eclecticbrotha
How do I fold all my contributions to the #PalinMovie hashtag into your hashtag?
I noticed a couple other popular Palin movie hashtags in my feed as well
Fergus mac Roich
Public Enemy
Fergus mac Roich
Night Of The Moron
Ghanima Atreides
Village of the Scammed
Fergus mac Roich
Idiot Wind
Roger Moore
@cleek:
Shouldn’t that be “Start Making Sense”?
Fergus mac Roich
The Story Of D’oh!
Charlton Heston
Here are mine:
Avatard
I, the Fury
American Piehole
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
gocart mozart
Don’t know if any of these have been done already
The Great White Dope
The Paper: All of them
“Any Which Way But Loose, ― of course in the great history of America there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―”
The Tragically Flip
Million Dollar Drill Baby Drill
YellowJournalism
The Grifter Also Bitches
Fergus mac Roich
Tragical Mystery Boor
The Tragically Flip
Your Cheatin’ Servant’s Heart
piratedan
Refudiating the Unpossible
The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said
wink, the beloved country
cleek
@MCA:
bravo.
gocart mozart
Snowpocalypse Now
After-Birth of a Nation
The Bridge to Nowhere on the River Kwai
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Snowbilly Without a Cause
tworivers
I’m digging “They Call Me Sister Fibs”
gocart mozart
Some Like it Not
gocart mozart
The Treasure of Trigs Madre
gocart mozart
Who’s Afraid of the Virginia Primary?
Haiwei
Million Dollar Crybaby
(I’ll Speak) For a Few Dollars More
Deception
Citizen Con
The Dim Knight
Batsh*t Begins
Vainglorious Bastard
Fake Club
Rainforest Gump
The Shilling
American Histrionics X
Double Mendacity
Dial M for Moron
A Midsummer-Night’s Saks Comedy
Full Mental Jackass
Princess Mononote
The Non-Reader
Amores Moosos
The Wages of Fearmongering
Crashino
Requiem for a Bridge
The Treasure of the Tiara Madre
Monty Python and the Holy Grifter
Twister
UncertaintyVicePrincipal
Atlas Never Opened
pattyp
Underweird
Underweird Also: Anti-evolution
Underweird Also, Too: Rise of the Lichens
gocart mozart
Wuthering Bottoms
2012: A Race Idiocy
To Kill And Field Dress A Mockingbird
ItAintEazy
@bago:
Not if you rename it “The Half-Terminator” ;)
momsense
American Lie
tworivers
Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train
The Snowshoes of the Fisherwoman
My Fairbanks Lady
Vanity Fairbanks
Forgetting Sarah Palin
gocart mozart
American Griftery
From Here to Obscurity
Raiders of the Lost Surplus
A Room with a View of Russia
Unrefudiated (1992)
Tom C
The Triumph of the Imbecile.
gocart mozart
Atlas Shrugged and said “In what respect Charlie?”
grape_crush
Children From a Lesser Todd
gocart mozart
To Be or Not to Be also too What Was the Question?
El Cid
“Full Mental Jackass”: that’s awesome.
As are so many others, but for the moment “Shitty Woman”.
El Cid
@grape_crush: That’s awesome.
Carl Nyberg
Confederacy of Dunce
Le Miserable
Sarah Palin Raw
Alan Keyes, the Sequel
Oil, Appalachia and an Incomplete Coalition
An Insufficient Coalition After an Incomplete Term
The Audacity of Hoping For an Easy Opponent
Saving Governor Palin
Soylent Mean
Confessions of a Successful Quitter
Don’t Cry For Me, Alaska
Matchstick Governor
Crash Test Dummy’s Excellent Adventure
Have Scam, Will Travel
Quitting Sarah Palin
Almost Elected
A Bridge Too Mean
Waiting for Sarah Palin
Leave Sarah Alone!
High Loon
Oops Dreams
Four Campaigns and a Movie
Lady of the Flies
Mutiny on the Exxon Valdez
Thank You For Hating (Black People)
Field of Schemes
Ordinary Grifters
Shootout at the GOP Corral
Who Killed Sarah Palin?
Midnight Cowgirl
I Have Not Yet Begun to Scam!
Wag the Moose
Planet of the Rubes
A Tale of Two Grifters
$end $arah $$$
White People Can’t Think
Just Some Fuckhead
That was fun. Can we do it now with Newt, before he drops out?
Angry Geometer
The Fatuous and the Incurious II: Snowbilly Grift
Akadad
Lol
The Calvinball Diaries
Thoughtcrime
Some of mine from the other thread that I haven’t seen here:
Palin’s Labyrinth
Wingnuts Of Desire
Fall of the House of Musher
Lie, Lie, My Darling
Run Loud Run Shallow
Erase-Her-Head
The Wasilla Skank Redemption
Fraud Runner
Elephant Woman
A Starburst Is Born
The Immoral Mrs. Tease
Mondo Brainless
Mama Grizzly Dearest
It’s A Wonderful Lie
Valley of the Dolts
The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
The Worst of Everything
Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
Long Con Sarah
Paper Loon
Three-nineteen
Apocalypse 2012
(edited for spelling)
Just Some Fuckhead
Apocalyptoo, also
ABL
Brains Wide Shut
The Beverly Snowbillies
ABL
@grape_crush: brilliant.
cckids
@shortstop:
Maybe we could make it into a group experience, ala Rocky Horror? Throw snowballs, snark along, add a musical number?
grape_crush
@ABL: Thanks, but this whole thread is outstanding.
Philbert
Forgo
Inane Secrets of the Yahoo Sisterhood
Lost & Spacey
Unknowing
Birth of a Nutcase
Rockhead (Rockhead II, Rockhead III, etc.)
Total Recoil
Breaker Moron
Slow White & the Seven Dwarves
Specious
The Liar in Winter
The Liar King
Definitely, Maybe–Not!
(This is just too damn easy!)
slightly-peeved
Sorry if these have been done (and just plain sorry about the second one) but
the sh#te runner
dumb moose pander
Philbert
Witless for the Persecution
Birther of a Nation
America Is Where, Wolf, In London?
grape_crush
The Prig Bimbowski
The Tragically Flip
@MCA: “So I Married A Syntax Murderer”
This needed more love.
Doug Woodard
A Con is Born
grape_crush
“Toddy Heat”
DavidG
The Story Of D’Oh.
Book
DavidG
— Oops. I meant, “Movie.” You don’t want to read the book. It’s a pop-up.
— I Clod-ius.
grape_crush
“Fool Hand Fluke”
gocart mozart
above are win
also too maybe,
Sarah: She Wolf of the Tea Party
Nah? I bet William Kristal would pay to see it. Twice. With a box of kleenex too also. (because its a tear jerker?)
Philbert
GallupPollMe
Dead Precedents
Liar, Liar. Liar Liar Liar. Liar!… Liar…
Fright of the Intruder
Batty*21
Three Men and a Baby
DavidG
Anger Mismanagement.
The Sociopath Network
gocart mozart
2,000,000 Fools For Sister Sarah
gocart mozart
Good one
grape_crush
@gocart mozart: Nice!
grape_crush
“The Not-So-Great Dictator”
DavidG
Spray Anything.
The Kids Are All Right-Wing.
Cape Sneer.
jimmiraybob
Dumb Day Afternoon
It’s about a grift gone bad
The Tragically Flip
@DavidG: “The Kids Are All Right-Wing.”
There’s still gold in this mine yet!
matt
The Killing Coneheads
DavidG
Don’t Tell Mom The Baby Quitter’s Fled.
grape_crush
“La Dolt-e Vita”
Alea Iacta Est
The Boondocks Taint.
The Life Moronic, With Also Too.
28 Candidacies Later.
3000 Miles to.. Somewhere?
Dillon
Sled Dog Millionaire
DavidG
La Dolce Evita.
Philbert
In Her Majesty’s Secret Servers: The Emails of Sarah Palin
maven
Coma
maven
White Wash
shacklett
Cry-Baby Mama
Barb Liar
Tinker, Failer, Folder, Spy
The Moose Hangs High
Popeye the Failer
Pig Millions
Haiweiad
Liarfox
Failfox
Great Failroad Adventures: Alaska
Failroaded (starring Hugh Beaumont)
So Proudly We Fail
The Bridges of Ketchikan County
This Gun for Liar
In the Line of Liar
Half-Terminator Also: Bad Judgment Day
Tom C
Half-terms of Employment
gocart mozart
I like this one.
Something Stupid This Way Comes | Ben Cisco
It seems the unintended comedy of the GOP 2012 primary field is about to take a quantum leap: Quitzilla is about to star in a movie about (wait for it….) herself. The title leaves a lot to be desired; Luckily, the Balloon Juice commentariat is all over it. Make sure you put food and drink down first, and whatever size popcorn bucket you’ve got, you’re gonna need a bigger one.
Some Guy
10 Things You Hate About Me
Of Moose and Mean
The Undeparted
All of Them
Gotcha
Sunset Access Road
The Madness of Queen Sarah
That Thing I Do Badly
sydneyapplebaum
Abbott and Costello meet Dr. Jekyll and Sarah Palin
gocart mozart
The Chronicles of Sarah: The Lying Witch and the Wardrobe
shacklett
They Were Expensible
Svensker
I go away for 36 hours and you guys come up with comedy gold. I’m crying here.
gocart mozart
The Non Sense
gocart mozart
The Irrefutables
gocart mozart
The Irreputables?
gocart mozart
S.P. the Extra-Special Terrestrial
Odie Hugh Manatee
How about some (altered) song titles for the movie title?
Don’t Fear the Reaper
Armageddon It, Too
If I can’t be Number One in your Life, then I’ll Number Two on You
You Better, You Bet(cha)
If Brains were Oil, My Crankcase would be Dry
I got the Ring and You got the Finger
The Tragically Flip
The Barely English Speaking Patient
Tom in TN
First try seems to have gotten lost in moderation.
My offers:
An American Embarrass
Strange Brood
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
The Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight
gocart mozart
Palin Wars Episode III – Revenge of the Trig.
Too far?
Zero
Poop Fiction
The Tragically Flip
Cool Handprompter Luke
Villago Delenda Est
Dumb and Meth
Villago Delenda Est
Palinstorm: The Destruction of John McCain
Philbert
Nordstrom by Nordstrom-west
The Big Easy-Out
The Crying Shame
Starship GOPers
The Simpletons Movie
In the Heat of the Nut
Highlander II: The Quittening
Sarah, Prayin’ and Fail
Untruth and No Consequences, AK
(God help me, I can’t stop thinking of these. Stop me before I pun again!)
Philbert
Juneau What You Did Last Summer
It’s a Wonderful Lie
(Crap, now I’m going through lists of old Oscar nominees!)
My Fail Lady
They Shoot Horses from Helicopters, Don’t They?
(OK, now I’ll stop.)
Nutwork
Raging Bullsh*t
(Seriously)
Children of a Loser GOP
The Thin Red Lie
(Ok, now!)
Max Power
@cleek:
Perfect.
Also, too…
The Freakin’ Queen
The Wizard of AZ
Pancho Wasilla
Scrutiny on the Bounty
Of Moose and Men
Max Power
Gone with the Gotcha Question
Born on the First of April
Hannah and her sisters, Snowflake, Ripcord, and Lugnut
Steeplejack
@Philbert:
Fix’d to conform to Balloon Juice style.
DavidG
My final entry:
Days Of Whine And Poses.
Did any of you people ever write jokes for the Washington Post’s Style Invitational contest? I was a regular there in the 90s. Thanks for the memories!
MCA
If I ever come across a thread half as hilarious as this one again, I’ll die a happy man. @Tragically Flip – “The Barely English Speaking Patient” literally brought tears to my eyes. That one was unexpected. Y’all are on one hell of a roll tonight. Looking back on all of these, I’m becoming more enamored of “In What Regard, Charlie Brown?” the more I envision Palin as Lucy. But I still think it’s hard to beat “You’ve Got Fail.”
Cole, I think you should pick your favorite 25 or so and somebody figure out how to put up a poll.
Vlad
The Lyin’ in Winter
FOXy Clown
I Spit on Your Brain
Blame Runner
Zulu Dusk
Polarmax
Joan of Ack: The TextMessager
kas
Spamlet in Lipstick
State Unfair
Born in the USA; Health Care in Canada
Maverick II
A Tale of Two Quitties
Razing Arizona
Mrs. Polly
I already added the first to Twitter, but just wanted to be part of this historic (hysteric) thread:
Low Rents Of Wasilla
Revision Of The Shoddy Bitchers
The Big Schnorr
Lassie Go Home
Moondingbat
The Shills Have Lies
Mrs. Maneuver
(x-posting them on the Rumproast Balloon Juice Tribute thread~~yay for all y’all)
dbc
Raspalin
Rico Unsuave
“True Grit, err, Quit”
“True Quit”
onanyes
“Dances with Dead Wolves”
(Lois, a friend of mine requested that I submit this one)
Andrew
I put these three on twitter yesterday:
American Shooty
Codger and Me
Crash
Haiwei
Fools Cash In
Haiwei
Outslander
Mudhoney (h/t to Russ Meyer)
4jkb4ia
Ouch. “Legends of the Fail”. That was everything I was getting at, without the prophetess aspect.
And “Brain Simple” is genius.
oddjob
Harold and Fraud
jgaxx
It should be named after the one great book, “The Babel”!
lone1c
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office. . . .
Wes F. in Hapeville
A friend suggests: Scamadeus
WF
Karin
Kook of the North. (harking back to Robert J. Flaherty)
Michael
Mexican-Proof Fence
Sarah in Blunderland
All the President’s Men Will Need Palin-to-English Dictionaries
I Shot a Wolf From a Helicopter
The Shipping News is Another Newspaper That I Read
Wall Street: Contributors Never Sleep
Wannabe-Star Wars: Return of the Levi
Fantastic Mr. Fox Always Asks Me Pre-Screened Questions
Half-Terms of Endearment
Weekend at Johnny’s
Karin
Or, how about “Rednecks on a Plane”?
Keith
Because of the theme of the film from which this title is made, and it’s generally awful production values, and, also, too it’s take versus budget.
(Fancy Pageant) Walker
Rob Mac K
Clueless II, Also
LibertyLover
ConAirhead
JK
Saving Sistah Sarah !
Karin
Gunga Dim
LibertyLover
The Pride and the Palin
Days Of Whine and Roses
Jason
Dumbo.
Karin
Princess Monomania (for the anime fans)
Sven Golli
The Search for Schlock
DUMB-ASS!
Bad Governor
GinaM
My contribution….”Grifters Delight”…since she knows ALL the words to “Rappers Delight”…I would love to hear her version!
Comrade Misfit
I posted these in the earlier thread, I did not realize that it continued over to here.
So:
The Palin of the Vanities
The Guns of Wasilla, with its sequel- Force Quit from Wasilla
Charge Card at Tiffany’s
The Sum of All Delusions
PreznitQuest
The Hunt for Red Murrica
Sven Golli
Oh, I forgot that Ayn Rand classic:
The Figurehead.
Comrade Misfit
Palin- Cultural Delusions of Alaska Make Benefit Glorious State of Arizona
Comrade Misfit
They Were Unintelligible
Stogoe
@Chyron HR: Are we sure that’s not already taken by Ann Althouse? Wait, that would be Mrs. Horrible’s Wine-Along Blog. Sorry.
Shawn
I hear the film is going to be a “found footage” documentary called Palinormal Activity.
kbanginmotown
True Grift
2000 Miles to Anchorage
The Golddigger’s Moxie
Dumbest.
Tanya Arthur
@4tehlulz: I love your trilogy especially “Return of the Dumbass”. You made me snortle :)
al
True Snit
LibertyLover
The Quittenator
Margo
Here are some to make you smile:
Electric Horses**t
As Gross As It Gets
Bowling for Wasilla
Romancing the Dunce
Sven Golli
The Fast & The Fraudulent
T. Brightwater
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest
Fear of a Black President
GOP Plan From Outer Space
Half-Assed and Furious
Clueless in Wasila
Indecipherable
The Bungle Book
@ lone1c – I really like “Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office”!
msirt
Snow Blight
Scary Plotter
Sarah la Dunce
teddy
Out of Anywhere But Africa
The Philomath
1. All Talky on the Northern Front
2. Lipstick on a Pygmalion
3. Eternal Spots on the Sunless Mind
4. Alaska Confidential
And I can’t believe nobody has brought up The Aristocrats. You even get to keep some of the details.
travy
the grapes of graft
slinging in the mud
making up baby
who’s afraid of shooting a wolf?
the alaskan queen
it’s all about my fucking mother: bristol’s story
gone with the whine
M*I*L*F
nonsense of sarabia
2012: a spaced oddity
snow whitey and her 5 fucked up kids
a snowplow named desire
the moose hunter
american graft
meet me in wasilla
seven bribes for seven dollars
:/rimshot: tip the veal
Buck Mulligan
This seems too obvious:
Birthers of a Nation
Or…
We’re All Raising Arizonans Now
Jim O
Brainless Nacho seeks dejection
pezz
Star Whores
On Golden Pond Scum
Grand Moron-o
Mrs. Shit Goes to Washington
Peter Panned
The Lovely Bonehead
Sarahnora
Susan Kitchens
I Know That You Quit Last Summer
I Still Know that you Quit Last Summer
Grifter Parade
Basket Case
Erased Her Head
Idle Brains
Pathology
The Shills Have Lies
Return of the Levi Dad
GloryStalker
The Grudge
Unteachable
Crazy as Hell
The Real America-Ville Horror
I am Legend (In my own mind)
Repulsion
Word Salad: Lost in Translation
Truth: It’s Inconvenient
The Great Brain Robbery
Sarah and Fox: For a Few Dollars More
The Assassination of Queen Esther by the Coward Media Horde
South of Fishhook, Wasilla the Shrill
The Magnificent Word Salad
The Mom who Shot Life Liberty and our Free Market Principles, Also Too.
All the pretty Clothes Horses
Max Pain
Fulltime Shiller
High Heels and Low Lies
Mean Machine
Malice: Killer Instinct
The Fast and the Furious Word Salad
The Farce and the Furious
Wasilla’s Queen of the Dudgeon
The English Language Patient
Mark Halfmoon
Palin Comparison
hisgirlfriday
2011: A Space Cadet Odyssey
The Absent-Minded Professor Hater
An Affair to Refudiate
Caribou on a Hot Tin Roof
Cruel Bad Joke
Dances With Wolves that Have Been Shot Dead From a Plane
The Day the Earth Stood Shrill
Death of a Nation
The Great Dictator II
Lie Hard
She’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Girl
FLAProgressive
The Victimhood of the Traveling Dunce
DavidG
The Red Shoes Diahrea
DavidG
Me, Myself, and I Scheme.
Spelbownd
The Freshman, Parts I, II, III, and IV.
Mark Mason
High Buffoon
Rainer
“Who’s jailin’ Palin ?”
Rainer
Doom
Honey, I shrunk the ..er..mm.. brains !
Back is the Future !
scioto
Tea With Mooselini
Wagner
Lots more winners can be found here.
msirt
OK Here’s the classic film:
For Whom the Belle Trolls
richardsan
just thought of this one, on the crapper:
“The Blouse That Roared”
Claire
Gone with the Moose…
Ed Overman
On the road to nowhere
Tim in SF
You’ve Got Fail!
Deborah
Caked Alaska
Sam
V for vague
E-VAIN
My Big fat greed failure
Bugger, I Shrunk the Party
The Failure’s speech
AC in BC
Two Mewls for Sister Sarah
The Nonreader
Every Which Way But Lucid
The Hustler
Vanine
The Taming of the Shill
Young Pallinstein
Sarah Appalling and and the Deathly Panels
The War of the Drones
Karen Greenbaum-Maya
The Four Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse.
GlenBecky GlenRuse.
Pistol-Packin’ Mama.
BLC
Dumb and Dumber
Forgetting Sarah Palin
Divine Secrets of the Yo-Yo Sisterhood
John and Sarah’s Big Misadventure
Karen Greenbaum-Maya
@hisgirlfriday: Admiring very hard!
bill n
Paliens
crosspalms
Razing Arizona
There Will Be Blunders
Raging Belle
Eternal Sunshine of the Mindless Spot
Dumb Slog Millionaire
Atlas Shrugged Again
Snow Country for Old Men
The Story of OMG
The Incredible Lightness of Being Me
Sled Dog Day Afternoon
The Creature from the White Lagoon
Even More Lost in Space
paul loatman
Home of the Blame
It Takes Too to Tangle
A View from the Bridge [To Russia]
Moose Bull
Sarah of Rabies-a
Wailin’ with Palin
The Egg on My Face and I
Wrecker in The Rye
No Light in August
freethinker12
Forgettable Sarah Palin
msirt
The Long, Long Trailer
msirt
The Last Angry Ma’am.
Vanity Fare
Preacher’s Pet
Ma’am of “You Betcha”.
The Hunt for Red November
Shame
The Louse that Roared
Epicurus33
America Loves a Quitter!
Tweed
The World Is Not Enough
msirt
The Dumb Luck Club
MaBlair
The Chariots of Ire
James Davis
2008: A Spaced out Candidate
Casaflunka
No Intelligence Allowed
Saving Paul Ryan
Bore-a! Bore-a! Bore-a!
Mrs. Palin Doesn’t go to Washington
Yetisburg
Hacks and Generals
Victory through Teabagging
The Godmother
Der Huntergang
Titanic II
Minds Wide Shut
Atlas Sighed
Bridge over the Narrows Tongass
rjv
The Last Reduction
rjv
Beach Blanket BabbleOn
Plan None from Outer Wasilla
Charley James
Sorry if any of these have been used … I didn’t have time to read all of the posts:
For Whom The Tweets Toll
The Abominator
Frisky Business
Breakfast At Tiffany’s With Newt
Half-Life
State Trooper – The Sequel
You Betcha Life (TV Adaptation)
Wasilla Nights
Sarah’s Andromeda Strain
The Palin Identity (in the works, a sequel: The Palin Inferiority)
The Pipleine Redemption
Fast Times At Birther High
A Fistful Of Dollars From My PAC
For A Few Dollars More From The Kochs’
This is too much fun for a Friday afternoon.
msirt
Journey to the Center of the Dearth
msirt
THe Greatest Story Ever Sold.
Joe Gould
Bridge On The River? Why?
The Entertainer
My Dinner With…Nevermind
Babette’s Heist
Topsy Turvy
The Killing Fields
A Face In The Crowd, Part Deux
The Lyin in Winter
Love and Dearth
Elmer Palintry
They Shoot Moose, Don’t They?
Sad-night, Cowboy!
We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed
Out of Alaska
crosspalms
Bachmann-Palin-Overdrive will do the soundtrack
i1dci92
“The Manure Whisperer”
crosspalms
Field of Dweebs
i1dci92
“Apocalypse Whut?”
droog
Se8en
realdim
The Faming of the Shrew
Douglas
Bad MILF Hunting
(sorry if already posted)
EdH
@buckydoc: Being There II gets my vote (I’m just not sure the II is necessary :)
Natalie Sleeth
My Goof
realdim
Merchant of Venom.
Rebel 16
Dunning vs. Kruger
crosspalms
Permafrost/Nixon
Bebamboozled
Monty Python’s Life of Buyin’
Mewlin’ Rogue
Petty in Pink
Coy Story
Some Guy
Atlas Yawned
johnbtrask
The Old Man and the She
Some Guy
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Some Guy
Yawn of the Dead
jbob
@Three-nineteen:
Har har. Kudos my friend.
Thrutch
John Waters has 2 film names that need no adaptation
Mondo Trasho
Serial Mom
And then a minor change gets us
Sarah B. Demented
Oh, Divine, why did you leave us? Sarah is the role you were born to play
Waay Out West
Tiny Bubbles in Her Mind
(think Don Ho)
MinuteMan
The McCain Ticket: Dumb and Dumbest
David Noyes
Sarah Wars 3: Revenge of Sithster Palin
American Graffiti Laundered & Propagandized
Batman and Batty Woman
The Big, Never-ending Chill
Birth of a Nation Ruining Dictator
Bring Me The Head of Sarah Palin, Please
The Cabinet of Governor Asshat
Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
Rat People
Crimes and Misdemeanors and Felonies and Insanity and…
The Departed 2: If Only!
The Killing Fields 2: The U.S. Under President Palin
Little Big Bitch
Vampyr 2: Return of the Bloodsucker
The Would-Be Thief of Bagdad’s Oil Fields
Women and Men and An Entire Nation On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown
I was surprised how many movie titles need no alteration to apply to this cretin: such as…
The Butcher
The Awful Truth
Beat The Devil
Natural Born Killer
There Will Be Blood
—
My Facebook friends are chiming in w/some good ones:
Apocalypse Now
All About Sleeze
Psycho-ette
Scam by Me
On the Waver Front
Hello Dummy
Pubs and Prejudice
Fright Club
Gone With the Windbag
Throw GrandMomma From the Gravy Train
To Kill Every Kind of Bird
The Lyin’ in Winter
Stealing Minnesota
Some Like It Shot
From Here to Maternity
The Blindsided
The Trigg Lebowski
Guess Who’s Slumming for Dinner?
Five Sleazy Pieces
Displeasure of the Sarah Madre
To Have and Have Shot
The Schtick-Up Artist
A Schlockwork Orange
2011–A Spaced-Out Odyssey
With Six You Get Steamrolled
The Palm Greased Story
The Louse That Whored
Double Condemnity
The Toddfather
Shadow of a Lout
To Slur With Love
A Day at the Rascists
Mrs.Twit goes to Washington
Two for the Road Kill
Citizen Shame
MinuteMan
o The Wrong Stuff
o Psycho
o 2012: A Spaced Odyssey
o Greedy
o Any which way but truth
Jack Abramoff
I posted over on Krugman’s blog, I’ll quote myself here:
“Everybody Shrugged”
“Pirates of the Aleutian”
“The Old and the Furious”
“Beer for My Grizzlies”
“On the Russian Waterfront”
Charles Callaghan
Quote Me If You Can
Adam C
This film is rated PG-13 by the Motion Picture Association of Real America.
Steve Hammock
Catch Her in the Lie
Cat Lady
@i1dci92:
LOL
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal
sisterhood of the travelling expense report
Marcia
Blow Me
Or the real title Blow Up probably just as good.
SRC
can’t read ’em all; my apologies if this has already been offered:
“Autoliography”
Dontcha Know
Say Yes to the Mess
Say Yes to the Stress
An Inconvenient Goof
Jurassic Park 4, Drill Baby Drill
Michelle
“The Quitter”
“O Governor, where art thou?”
“Mis-Adaptation”
“Demento”
Sarah Plain
A Futile Full Mind
Nonsense and Inability
Gulp Fiction
AlanDownunder
The Pall of the Wild
AlanDownunder
Lassie Go Home
AlanDownunder
Being Where?
GoldGlove
Gall Street
Crouching Liar, Hidden Agenda
Dolt Mountain
Wellbredred
The Imbecile Strikes Back
JayDub
Palindrone
Hullabully
The Girl who Couldn’t Talk Straight
Wasilla: Valley of the Gall
Gotchaca
Zubik
Northern X-poseur
John Q
(In tribute to Russ Meyer)
Faster Mama Grizzly, Kill Kill!
Paul
Grate Expectations.
Patti
Lace 2
Poising Hivey
Super H8
The Shirk
OKthen
Dancing WithShooting Wolves From AirplanesAce
The Half-Terminator
xian
babble without a pause
xian
2008: a lame odyssey
xian
the lamest club
John Q
Journey to the Renter of the Birth
Run Loud, Run Shallow
Casa Blanka
A Passage to Indifference
Pulp Faction
Ratatatouille
Always Cry Wolf
Intolerance
The Perils of Palin
Blight of the Huntress
The Bridge on the River – Why?
Some Like Her Not
To Mock a Killing Bird
My Unfair Lady
The Cable Gal
From Here to Maternity
The Sixth Nonsense
Grand Illusion
Gone With the Whine
The Nightmare Before Christians
The Dulling
John Q
It’s a Blunderful Life
A Woman for No Reason
The NonCommitments
(From previous list – make that
Grand Illusions)
Bystander 75
Dumber and Dumberer
Knives05
Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train
Knives05
Craptastic Mrs. Fox
Captain Palin: The Worst Agenger
The Never Ending Campaign Trail
Knives05
Inglorious Turd
American Psycho
Beetlegrift
Ghost Writer
Drag The Country to Hell
The Princess Dunce
Bridge to Nowhere On the River Kwai
Dontcha know too also
Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.
Dontcha know too also
Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.
Bryce in Seattle
Million Dollar Babel
Incorrigible Bastards
The Winking Game
Lord of Wardrobe
Ms Taken
Dontcha know too also
13 Days: The Sara Palin Presidency, before she resigned due to corruption charges.
Confessions of a Wasteaholic
27 Dresses Too, I. Have Nothing to Wear
Das Goat
Bushtanic 3, The Return to Bushtanic 2
Joe the Plumber Versus The Volcano
Deadliest Catch: The One That Should’ve Been Thrown Back
Wassila Belle
The Lady That Stares Like Goats
CoinKoin
Twenty Thousand Leagues under Everything
Yesterday Never Dies
Monty Python Holy Fail
White Snow and the Seven Farces
DM
Atlas Shagged
bluestatedon
Two Mooses Also for Sister Sarah
droog
Werner Herzog’s Grisly Ma’am.
CoinKoin
Dumb-o, the Lying Elephant
Brian O'Connell
Apologies if any of these are repeats, I didn’t read all 600+:
Wasilla Winka’ and the Oil Factory
Grizzly Madam
Notes to Myself (On My Hand)
Mavrick
Death, Be Not Panel
The Woman in the Death Panel Suit
Sweet Smell of Excess
His Girl Sarah
Stop or This Mom Will Shoot
Two-Hundred Mules for Shopping Sarah
Sarah, Dumb & Tall
In the Company of Wolves (in a Helicopter)
T-Ross
The Sound of Moose-ick
RoomClearer
The Faking of Palin One Also Too Three
bruised toes
Gullible Travels
RoomClearer
@Fergus mac Roich: >snow< +dogs
Vanine
Here some more that came to me while walking the dog:
Pallingeist
Jaws 2012: dropping in chagrin.
Mooseraker
Ogden Wernstrom
The Born Refudiation
The Adventures of Governor Munchhausen
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Pie-In-The-Sky Candidates
Ogden Wernstrom
Oh, and this:
For White Girls Who Have Considered Resignation When the Half-Term Is Enuf
Ryan Lee
The Silence of the Moose
Who’s Afraid of Sarah Palin (Everyone!)
Sophie’s Last Choice
2008: An Election Loser
Joey
dumb and dumber 2
dumb and dumber 3, 4, and 5
a room with a view of russia
rain woman
the good, the sarah, and the sarah
et -the extraordinarilystupid terrestrial
the graduate (not)
palien
beavis and sarah
bride of frankenstein 2
the silence of the electorate
the manurean candidate
eternal sunshine of the thoughtless mind
eight and a half (aka sarah’s IQ)
fargo 2, 3, and 4
el torpe
don’t read now
au revoir, les enfantiles
apocalypse named palin
the 400 votes
my dinner with android
some like it not
the long-awaited goodbye
rebel without a cranium
my fair lazy
nonnie
Idiocracy 2: The beginning…This one gets my vote!
@Han’s Solo:
PattyCakes San Diego
Teabagging with Moose-ilini
Sled-Dog Day Afternoon
Journey to the Center of the Smirk
My Mom is an Elk Serial Killer
Knocked Up: The Bristol Palin Saga
Half-Baked Alaska
Planes, Trains and Snowmobiles
Training Day
The Yukonian Candidate
Teen Sex, Lies and Videotape
Every Which Way but Moose
Dirty Todd and Crazy Sarah
Bonzo Goes to Washington
Plan 9 from Wasilla
PattyCakes San Diego
The Bee-hatch, The Lying and the $158, 000 Wardrobe
PattyCakes San Diego
Moose-Scat on a Hot Tin Roof
Erica
Juneau the Palins?
zanec
Demento
Moose in Rouge
The Russia Porch
Seven Years of You Betcha
Riding the Bullseye
A Quitter Runs Through It
A History of Ambivalence
Conspiracy Theocracy
Out of Africa, the Country
Save the Last Dunce
Floyd Thursby
M.U.S.H.
Curious
Slow Yeller
The Sweet Small of Excess
Harry R. Sohl
Sarah, Palin and Simple (Real Simple)
Twitter’s Twat
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin: America’s half-assed, Half-term Half-wit
Half-Baked Alaskan
Going Broke
The Silence of the LambsThe Dipness of the ShitThrow Mama Grizzly from the Train
Rosemary’s Baby, Also II: The Palining
Jesus Wept
Curious
The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid
The Slime Machine
The Flying Hun
The Idiot (NOT written by Dostoyevsky)
The Years the Brain Stood Still
Flirty Sarry
The Faulty’s Fakin
Curious
The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
Mindless in Wasilla
The Half Governator
Source Codeless
Trustless
True Liar
Curious
The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
Mindless in Wasilla
The Half Governator
Source Codeless
Trustless
True Liar
apocketfulofwry
On a Wink and a Prayer
Vanine
The Lady is a Tramp
apocketfulofwry
True Twit
Curious
The Princess Lied
Everybody’s Fool
Presence of Malice
Butch McCain and the Mindless Kid
The Towering Infernal
Fool Mind Luke
The Hustlerette
The Long Hot Scammer
Spied Her Scam
The Spy Whose Mind was Out in the Cold
Fox Liar
The Tree of Lies
Curious
Air Heads (Can’t improve on that as is)
Mixed Nuts (Ditto)
Psycho (Ditto)
Boneheads
Jurassic Snark
Bad Will Huntress
Mrs DoubtLiar
genghisjon
zanexdo.climbing the walls in a theater near you!
idesign
You idiots sure spend a lot of time trashing someone who is supposed to be irrelevant…LOL
Bruce
PALIEN.
Curious
Gone With the Mind
The unReader
The Quitter Memorandum
Without a Clue (as is)
Curious
The Lyin in Winter
A Woman for no Seasons
The Twilight Saga: New Loon
In the Lyin’ of Fire
or – In the Line of Liar
The Boring Identity
Lonestar
Saw mention of this on another website and had to chime in:
Alaska Is Not Enough
More Fools For Sister Sarah
Attack Of The 50-IQ Woman
Clueless (needs no change, obviously)
Bimbo: Menstrual Blood Part II
:D
Carlos Moreno
An Inconvenient Untruth
Randy Bladel
“The Hunt For Rogue October”
Randy Bladel
“Two Mules Beat Sister Sarah”
Snappers
Goddrilla
Gullible’s Babbles
Look Who’s Talking Also, Too
Happy Drillmore
Let’s Give Them Dumb-Things to Talk About
Whore of the Worlds
The Basketcase Diaries
Oy Story
Malice in Wonderland
Exit Through the Grift Shop
Doctor Do-Very-Little
Descent of a Woman
Blaveheart
Good Drill Hunting
Little Miss Gunshine
FSTV me
Wadsilla, Queen of the Fright
ND
Palin and Paliner
ND
Palin and Paliner
PF
Being Not All There
wld
@Alex S.: Eternal Sunshine of the Thoughtless Mind
PUDCRA
Thunder-Dolt & Lightweight
dizzy in dc
Palin for Dummies
Confessions of an Idiot by Sarah Palin
Lipstick on Bulldogs, complete Book of Color choices and Application Techniques
WICKED’ER!
Delusions of Grandeur and Stupidity of Magnanimous Proportions
Palin and Politics the condensed version, about 5 pages long, nothing of insight,just pictures of her wardobe
The Newspapers I don’t Read by SP
dizzy in dc
Amazonian Woman of Alaska and her Rodeo Road Tour- how I plan to tweet, amuse and shock you too, also, and again! by SP
Esther Goldberg
Dearth of the Nation
Finknottle
How Griz Was My Mommy
Iquitarod
You Betcha Your Life
Harry R. Sohl
The Color All of Them
Whine and a 1/2 (assed/term/baked/wit) Tweeks
Bill O’Reilly Presents: Where’s My Iced Tea Party, Motherfucker?
Harry R. Sohl
Shakespalin: Death of our Brain Salesman
From the Sweetteeths to the Shawkenawe’s