So Much Awesome In One Place

I’m going through the user contributions to the thread last night about Sarah Palin’s new movie about herself and the potential titles, and there is so much win I can’t stop laughing. So many are good, but here are some favorites:

From Here to Inanity
Citizen Vain
Red Yawn
The Aleutianist
The Scum Also Rises
Lost in Translation II
We’re Just Not That Into You
Chariots of Liar
Also Too: Electric Boogaloo
From Within Sight of Russia With Love
The Devil Wears Mukluks
Swindler’s List
Juneau II: Post Partum
Dopey’s Choice
John McCain’s a Series of Unfortunate Events
The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Driving Miss Crazy
Grizzly Madams
Inarticulate Proposal
Mother, Uggs and Greed
Despicable Her
Chariots of Bile
Jackass 4
Brain Simple
The Lying Game
The Woman Who Knew Too Little
True Grift
Fahrenheit All of Them
They Call Me Sister Fibs
The Incredible Sulk
The Iquitarod
The Big Shill
12 Million Angry White Men
Legends of the Fail
Something Wicked This Way Comes

I’m dying. Keep ’em coming, and keep ’em clean.

*** Update ***

#palinfilmnames is now rocking on twitter.

Sleazy Rider was a good one, and 101 Defamations.

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    ThatLeftTurnInABQ says:

    The Triumph of the Shrill

    [my apologies if somebody already came up with this last night]

  2. 2
    Cat Lady says:

    Gone With The Swindler

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    Han's Solo says:

    Sarah Plain and Stupid

  4. 4

    I just read Tbogg’s post about this, linking to comments over at conservatives 4 palin, and it’s just so much awesomeness. They are so, so, delusional. Or else, it’s a hoax but a good one. It looks so much like the real thing.

    Hilarity shall ensue.

  5. 5
    Han's Solo says:

    Idiocracy II – In the Beginning

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    John Cole says:

    Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing

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    Clambone says:

    Northern Overexposure

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    MattR says:

    Somebody posted it last night, but I liked describing a sequel with “also too”. As in:

    Lost In Translation, also II.

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    PurpleGirl says:

    Prime Grifter

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    4tehlulz says:

    This should be a trilogy.

    A Dim Hope
    The Kenyan Strikes Backs
    Return of the Dumbass


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    beltane says:

    @ThatLeftTurnInABQ: I’ve heard that one before and it is my favorite because it works on several levels. True Grift is also catchy though.

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    Sly says:

    Fahrenheit All of Them

    My favorite.

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    Tbogg link I posted has Triumph of the Shrill, and the sequel: Triumph Of The Shrill, Also II

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    JPL says:

    OT..hahaha Dick Morris’ focus group just called me and asked what conservative candidate I supported…
    I said because of the possible privatizing of Medicare, none of them. I felt like I was talking to the Buffalo Beast person because she said that’s what I’ve been hearing. She also said hopefully they come up with a plan to fix their problem. I also stated that it was a blatant lie that it wouldn’t affect those near to 65. As fewer and fewer people are on the government run program there will be fewer and fewer doctors to treat them.

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    opal says:

    Bring Me the Head of Walt Monegan.

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Southern Beale: Oh my.

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    cleek says:

    Raging Bullshit
    Rebel Without a Clue (apps to P Westerberg)
    One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo’s Nest
    Patriot Games
    The Sun Also Rises, Too
    Mrs Grift Goes To Washington
    How TO Lose An Election In Ten Weeks

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    buckydoc says:

    Being There II

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    JPL says:

    All of the possible titles were great..
    My favorites are The Lyin, the witch and the wardrobe
    They call me Sister Fibs.

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    Poopyman says:

    I got nuthin’. You had me at “Mooseferatu”.

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    4tehlulz says:

    In What Respect Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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    Bobby Thomson says:


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    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford says:

    @Sly: Me too.

  24. 24
    gene108 says:

    Monty Python’s and The Holy Fail

    For a Few (Million) Dollars More

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    Dave S. says:

    Apologies if these have already appeared:

    On a Clear Day You Can See Russia from my House
    Gold-Diggers of 2008-2012 Inclusive
    A prequel about those who brought her to our attention: The Dork Kristol

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    dmsilev says:

    I am curious about the actual title of the thing, _Undefeated_. Does the filmmaker know that Palin lost in 08?

  27. 27
    Alex S. says:

    Eternal Sunshine of the clueless Mind

  28. 28
    Deathstar says:

    There Will Be Blood Libel

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    dmsilev says:


    I got nuthin’. You had me at “Mooseferatu”.

    I’ve always preferred ‘Moosilini” myself.

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    folkbum says:

    Cabeza Blanca

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    4tehlulz says:


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    Winston Smith says:

    What the [bleep] does She Know

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    Meadows says:

    First Blood Libel

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    Fundraising Arizona

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    4tehlulz says:

    #%$# Palin Says

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    Bobby Thomson says:

    Some Like Her Not.

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    cleek says:

    Gunga Dimwit
    A Bunch Of Fools For Sister Sarah
    Drill, Lola, Drill
    The Losers
    How To Fail In Politics Without Really Trying

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    gene108 says:

    Rear Window 2: Seeing Russia from your House

  39. 39
    Brian says:

    Irrefudiable Differences

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    Sly says:

    In What Respect, Charlie Brown?

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    Sasha says:

    Citizen Doof

    The Passion of the Right

    Heathers II: Gently With a Chainsaw

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    williamc says:

    Black Hearts, White Flight
    Smarter than a Bag of Hammers
    Not Without My Trig
    The Quita from Wasilla
    Lipstick on a Grizzly Pig
    Birthin Ain’t Easy
    Not Reading, Ghostwriting, and Arithmetic?
    Palin: The Case for Selling Alaska Back to Russia
    Stupidism: A Love Story
    Todd’s Wife

    So sad I missed this thread last night, though it had me laughing myself to sleep!

  43. 43
    Denali says:

    I am torn between – can we vote – and offer really big prizes like chocolate moose droppings – and please, can we ignore this because we are feeding it and causing it attention and therefore the monster will grow even scarier and scarier.

  44. 44

    @Southern Beale: Apparently, Newt’s spokesperson is moonlighting for the Palin Borg with his mad epic poetry skillz.

    Expect this to be an extremely long and protracted effort that will take up the next 18 months of our lives. The Country is Worth It.
    Remember, people gave their lives so we could bang away on a computers and vote our consciences. McCain spent five years in a box so we could do this stuff.
    Do not forget who made the next 18 months possible. Men who laid down their lives at places like Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, Belleau Wood, Midway, Peleileu, the Chosin Resevoir, Khe Sanh, and Fallujah, made it possible for us to fight for the life of our country.


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    4tehlulz says:

    The Gall

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    Matt says:

    The Usual Wingnuts

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    Bobby Thomson says:

    A Bridge Also Too Far

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    pablo says:

    Towering Infernal-The Fire in My Belly

    Sinking Arizona

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    Hal says:

    Just saw this in the comments section on this story over at Huffpo, and can’t tell if the commenter is being serious or sarcastic, but I’m sure the Palin-Drones are all in the same mind set:

    I’m buying 10 tickets, one for each of my grandchild­ren, so they will be familiar with the first female U.S. President.

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    Poopyman says:

    @Poopyman: Eh, Dawn of the Dim, but I’m not proud of it.

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    Brian R. says:



  53. 53
    dmsilev says:

    ‘Helicopter sniping with Wolves’

    ‘A Starburst is Born’

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    Alex S. says:

    Starburst memories

  55. 55
    Hunter Gathers says:

    Spaceballs II : The Search For More Money

  56. 56
    Chyron HR says:

    The Mummy: Womb of the Whinging Quitter

    My Little Phony


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    somethingblue says:

    Starburst Memories

    Play Moosety for Me

  58. 58
    SiubhanDuinne says:

    1. The Lyin’ in Winter
    2. Moulin Rogue
    3. Bitch Blanket Bingo
    4. Crouching Pitbull, Hidden Loon
    5. Gone With the Whined

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    Schlock, Crock and Moose Shooting Perils

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    The Tragically Flip says:

    “There Will be Blood Libel” deserves to be on the best-of list.


    The Delusionist
    The Scorn Identity
    The Silence of the Turkeys
    The Rape Kits of Wrath

  61. 61
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Birthday at 40000 Feet

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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Denali: People don’t vote for a laughingstock. That is what Obama and Meyers did to Trump a the WHC Dinner; they made him into a complete joke and any chance of candidacy was over. If this thing is turned into a joke and Palin along with it, her candidacy is toast as well.

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    RobNYNY1957 says:

    “Men who laid down their lives at places like Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, … ”

    She seems not to realize that about half of the men who died in those battles did it in defense of treason to protect slavery.

  64. 64
    Three-nineteen says:

    National Lampoon’s Presidential Candidate

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Adventures of Sarah, Queen of the Tundra

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    American Haughty

  67. 67
    Tom says:

    Jackass 4 got me.

  68. 68
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    As Bad As It Gets

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    grumpy realist says:

    For Jean Marais fans: La Belle est bien Bête

    (To those who don’t read French, it translates as “the Beauty is really stupid!”)

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Boner Collector

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    Hunter Gathers says:

    Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Bringing Out The Dread

  73. 73
    Alex S. says:

    The Yukon Queen
    What Ever Happened to Baby Trig?
    All About Sarah

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    SiubhanDuinne says:


    In What Respect Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    This is brilliant.

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    Redshift says:

    @Han’s Solo:

    Idiocracy II – In the Beginning

    Or perhaps, since it’s a prequel:

    Idiocracy, Episode I: The Empty Headspace

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    me says:

    Fear and Loathing in Wasilla
    The Greatest Grift

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    cleek says:

    Starburst Bloopers
    It Came From Alaska

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    Pennsylvanian says:

    The Memory Keeper’s Slaughter

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    Meadows says:

    And Now For Someone Completely Indifferent…

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    shortstop says:

    @RobNYNY1957: She realizes it.

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    meh says:

    Attack of the 50 foot ego

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    hstram says:

    Say (Absolutely) Anything
    Do the Stupid Thing
    Full Metal Straight Jacket

  83. 83
    gene108 says:

    A Grifter Runs Through It

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    Chyron HR says:

    Ms. Horrible’s Whine-Along Blog

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    JPL says:

    The Real Ugly American

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    MCA says:

    Kudos for Mooseferatu, whoever’s that was.

    Palin for President 2012: The Traipse of Wrath
    The Hurt Talker
    The Muppets Take Wassila
    The Whining
    Raging Bullshit
    Putin on The Horizon
    Titanic II – You Know How This Ends
    Full Metal Straightjacket
    For A Few Million Dollars More
    There Will Be Idiocy
    The Apostle’s Screed
    Dances with Wolf Hunters

    ETA: Dang! Cleek and gene108, sorry for the duplicates. Should have been posting individually instead of waiting to get beat to the punch on some of these.

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    Butch says:

    I remember – what was it, 15 or so years ago – when a group out cross-country skiing got lost near Aspen, Colorado, and spent some time in a backwoods cabin. Of course, someone immediately wanted to make a movie of it, but got too much ridicule because the people involved truly were morons and the movie never happened. Anyway, there were lots of “suggested” titles for the movie and one seems to fit now – Dipwads in the Deepwoods.

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    Howlin Wolfe says:

    All the good ones are taken. Dang! Here’s my modest (a euphemism, to be sure) contribution:

    Ice Station Zero.

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    IrishGirl says:

    Eternal Sunshine of the Clueless Mind

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    SiubhanDuinne says:

    Wildly O/T, for which I apologize, but don’t see a recent open thread:

    Egypt will open its only crossing with the Gaza Strip this weekend, the Cairo military government announced Wednesday, significantly easing a four-year blockade on the Hamas-ruled territory but setting up a potential conflict with Israel. This gives Gaza Palestinians a way to freely enter and exit their territory for the first time since 2007, when Hamas overran the territory, and Israel and Egypt closed the crossings.

    Got it from a WaPo alert.

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    Redshift says:

    @arguingwithsignposts: Oh, my. That’s just the beginning, everyone, it gets even more histrionic. You owe it to yourself to go over to TBogg’s and read the whole thing.

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    Northern Overexposure

    {{ golf clap }}

  94. 94
    FiveInchTaint says:

    2012: A Spaced Odyssey
    A Hideous Mind

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    ajr22 says:

    Too Dim to Fail.

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    IrishGirl says:

    The Palin Condition 1: No Greater Love

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    @Omnes Omnibus:

    If this thing is turned into a joke and Palin along with it, her candidacy is toast as well.


    Um …. barn door ——–> horses

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    Winston Smith says:

    Atlas Shrugged: Part II (so no one will see it)
    Do the White Thing
    Plan 9 from Wassila
    Wait for the Version with Tina Fey
    Gummo II (if you’ve seen Gummo, you’d get this)

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Crouching Cougar, Hidden Dodo

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    srv says:

    I don’t get it, shouldn’t it be obvious: Psycho

    2013 1/2, A Spaced Oddyssey
    Star Trash Eleventy-Billion
    There Will Be Birthers

    *Damned Taint

  102. 102
    cleek says:

    The Shawshank Refudiation
    How Green Was My V.P.

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    Bobby Thomson says:

    The Fabulist Sister on Fox.

  104. 104
    parenthetical says:

    Five Sleazy Pieces
    Wasilla! Wasilla! Wasilla!
    Dumb Up the Volume
    Once Were Governors
    Double Indumbnity

  105. 105
    jwb says:

    Meanwhile. Man, if it’s this crazy in May, what is August going to look like?

  106. 106
    Moonbatman says:

    How I caused the Tucson Shooting
    Peace Out. The Power is Yours. Free Crystal Mangum.

  107. 107
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Couples Reload

  108. 108
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    The Hunt For Braindead Septober.

  109. 109
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Mommy Palin’s Life of Brib’n

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    Poopyman says:

    The Harrad/ Hawaii Pacific/ Northern Idaho/ U. of Idaho/Matanuska-Susitna College/ U. of Idaho (finally!) Experiment

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    parenthetical says:

    Crocodile Fundie

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    machine says:

    Harold & Kumar Go to Wasilla Castle
    Licence to Drill

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    It’s a Wonderful Lie

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    opal says:


    Undefeated, as relating to the Confederacy and The War of Northern Aggression.

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    Anya says:

    Dirty, Rutten Grifters
    From Wasilla with Hate

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    giltay says:

    Seriously, I think The Undefeated is a terrific title. I can imagine the headline:

    Defeated 2008 VP Nominee Sarah Palin Subject of New Documentary The Undefeated.

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    artem1s says:

    Seven Years in Freshman English

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    Felinious Wench says:

    Bad work day, just now logging in, missed the thread last night.

    Man, I love you people.

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    Tonal Crow says:

    The Lord of the Lies

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Legs Wide Shut

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    Akadad says:

    Lie Hard
    Superbad Too
    The Whining
    Das Loot
    The Vile Bunch
    Life of Lyin’
    All About Thieves

  123. 123
    Poopyman says:

    Play Grifty For Me

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    enesar says:

    If not already noted:

    High Plains Grifter

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    srv says:

    Return of the Yedi
    Fidiot on the Roof

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    Paul_D says:

    Look Who’s Balking

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    Tonal Crow says:

    For Whom the Bullshit Boils

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    Alex S. says:

    Arrested Development
    The Big Murkowski
    Run Sarah, Run

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    dmsilev says:

    Given the likely quality of the movie, I really think mining the titles of old MST3K episodes has promise…

    ‘The Leech Woman’
    ‘Overdrawn at the Memory Bank’
    ‘The She Creature’

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    shortstop says:

    I don’t care that it will cost me money that will go to the Bank of Palin. I have to see this:

    Rife with religious metaphor and unmistakable allusions to Palin as a Joan of Arc-like figure, “The Undefeated” echoes Palin’s “Going Rogue” in its tidy division of the world between the heroes who are on her side and the villains who seek to thwart her at every turn.

    Bannon dramatizes the theme of Palin’s persecution at the hands of her enemies in the media and both political parties, a notion the former governor has long embraced. Images of lions killing a zebra and a dead medieval soldier with an arrow sticking in his back dramatize the ethics complaints filed by obscure Alaskan citizens, which Palin has cited as the primary reason for her sudden resignation in July of 2009.

    The film’s coda is introduced with an on-screen caption that reads, “From here, I can see November.” It is here that Mark Levin alludes to Ronald Reagan as a Palin-like insurgent who was also once distrusted by the GOP establishment.

    Too delicious.

  132. 132
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Pushing Tit

  133. 133
    Tonal Crow says:

    Citizen Insane

  134. 134
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Rapture, Please, Now

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    Poopyman says:

    Griftyricon (She somehow seems made for a Fellini flick.)

  136. 136
    freelancer says:


    Reign of Bile

    Sex, Lies, and Twitterfeeds

    The Woman with Free Red Shoes

  137. 137
    somethingblue says:

    Carnival of People Without Souls

    Smiles of a Summer Nightmare

    Ashes and Zircons

    Dazed and Confused II. Also.

    Not Brief Enough Encounter

  138. 138
    Sapheriel says:

    Four More Years
    Snowbilly Grifter and the United States of 27%
    There’s Something About Sarah

  139. 139
    alwhite says:


    Close – The Dimmening – sounds even more better too


    2011 – a space Oddity

  140. 140
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Less Than Zero IQ

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    The Tragically Flip says:

    Dial N For Nitwit

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    danimal says:

    From the Neil Simon quadrant:

    The Odder Couple
    Lost in Wasilla
    Bullocksing Blues
    The Goodbye Governor
    Petroleum Beach Memoirs
    Chapter Also Two

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    Tonal Crow says:

    Grifter on the Roof

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    jibeaux says:

    Oh, mercy, this is funny.

    Read that whole thing at TBoggs’, please. Sarah Palin is fighting a war that is like Gettysburgh, Khe Sanh, and Falujah, unless and until “obsure” Alaskan citizens file an ethics complaint against her.

  145. 145
    Sapheriel says:

    I’m Still Here

  146. 146
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Sling Blame

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    Bobby Thomson says:


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    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @Southern Beale: Some still take her seriously.

  149. 149
    Chyron HR says:


    X-Men: No Class

    Sarah Potter and the Prisoner of Vietnam

    Y Tu Mama Teapartyen

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    Meadows says:

    A Cocksure Orange

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Steel MagWheels

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    There’s Something About Sarah

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    dmsilev says:


    A Cocksure Orange

    I’m pretty sure that’s the working title of the upcoming John Boehner biopic.

    Also, I’m told that Newt Gingrich is shopping around a script for a rewrite of _Breakfast at Tiffany’s_

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    Felinious Wench says:

    The Treasure of the Oso Madre

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    jibeaux says:

    Mine aren’t very good but at least they use Hitchcock!

    The Lady Just Frackin’ Won’t Vanish

    North By Northwest By North By Northwest By North By Northwest And You’re Almost To Wasilla Now By North By

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    MarkJ says:

    There Will Be Blood Libel definitely deserves the best of. I also like a Bunch of Fools for Sister Sarah, but then I likes me some Clint Eastwood movies.

    I didn’t look at last night’s thread so these may be repeats but:

    Pulp Diction
    Pale Derider
    Burn After Screeding
    The Head Slow-wit’s Society
    A Simple Sham
    Kiss of the Snider Woman

    An unaltered directly from Shakespeare:
    Much Ado about Nothing

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    Tonal Crow says:

    The Unbearable Lightness of Sarah

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Waiting To Exfoliate

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    Tonal Crow says:

    The Empress of the North

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    Tsulagi says:

    All of those titles have some degree of win. Not sure why, but when I got to Fahrenheit All of Them that made me lol. Maybe it just captures the essence of her nothing but air persona. That’s my fave.

    Mad Sarah Beyond Thunderdome.

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    Fred says:

    Some of those titles are pure gold.

    “True Grift” was my favorite.

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    Villago Delenda Est says:

    The Birdbrains

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    All of these are showing up on Twitter now under hashtag #palinfilmnames, btw.

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    Tonal Crow says:

    Macbeth: Reloaded

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Shopping News

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    estamm says:

    Lyin’ Queen
    Babble on Five
    True Lies (don’t need to change that one!)

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    Tonal Crow says:

    FSM, this is the most fun I’ve had on this site since forever.

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    The Tragically Flip says:

    The Bridge on the River No One Lives Near

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    parenthetical says:

    The Gripes of Wrath
    The Wrath of Con

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    freelancer says:

    Empire of the Dumb

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Scam By Me

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    […] Word that winger filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon, the auteur behind Fire from the Heartland and Battle for America (and, it should be noted, actual movies such as Sean Penn’s The Indian Runner and Julie Taymor’s Titus), has produced a feature length documentary about Bailin’ Palin inspired Balloon Juice to solicit title suggestions. Mine is up top, but you can offer yours here. […]

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    The Tragically Flip says:

    The Maltese Falsehood

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    opal says:

    Beyond the Valley of Rebecca Mansour

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    30 Going on 13

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    estamm says:

    I have a mouth and I must scream

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    MarkJ says:

    @parenthetical: Dammit, the Wrath of Con should have been mine. That is awesome.

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    MCWW says:

    “The GOP’s must be crazy!”

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    Akadad says:

    Bringing in the Insane

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    parenthetical says:

    Have Gun, Will Babble

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    Tonal Crow says:

    A Bright Shining Lie (oops, already taken)
    Sarah Palin and the Chamber of Stupidity
    News-Hog Day

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    Tbone says:

    Idiocracy, Whiskey, Sexy!

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    The Tragically Flip says:

    Gross Encounters of the Third Kind

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    Poopyman says:

    Birther of a Nation

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    bemused says:

    Commenters outdid themselves last night. And it was probably one of rare 300+ comment threads that didn’t annoy or depress the hell out of me. That was pure fun.

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    parenthetical says:

    Fits of Fury
    Fits of the North Star

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    erlking says:

    Indiana Palin and the Raiders of Social Security
    Death Panels Become Her
    It Came for Sully’s Brain
    Mother From Another Planet
    Starburst Memories

    and for Sullivan,

    Undercover Mother

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Bucket Head

  189. 189
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Burn After Touching

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    Poopyman says:

    War of the Words

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    Fred says:

    DC Madame,
    Fluffing Teabaggers and Kochsuckers.

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    artem1s says:

    The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Presidential Candidacy-Murdering Mom

    Citizen C’ain’t

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    Poopyman says:

    Blazing Prattle

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    The Ice Queen Cometh

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    MFA says:

    Dread Dawn

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Putin On The Rise

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    Jason in the peg says:

    The Stunned Also Rises Too.

  198. 198
    NobodySpecial says:

    Deliverance II
    Ice Road Suckers
    National Lampoon’s Alaskan Vacation
    Von Lyin’s Express
    Big Bad Mama Grizzly

  199. 199
  200. 200
    Poopyman says:

    Old Yeller.

    (Too mean?)

  201. 201
    Alex S. says:

    Suddenly, Last Election
    Once Upon a Time in the North-West

    And with that I close up shop. My favorite one probably is Driving Miss Crazy, also True Grift, Inarticulate Proposal and From Within Sight of Russia With Love

  202. 202
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    North by Korea

  203. 203
    Tonal Crow says:

    Mission: Irrefudiatable.

  204. 204
    parenthetical says:

    The Day Her Brain Stood Still

  205. 205

    Bringing Out the Death Panel

  206. 206
    Poopyman says:

    The Greatest Snowjob on Earth

  207. 207
    Tonal Crow says:

    Snakes in the Brain

  208. 208
    MarkJ says:

    Star-dip Dupers

  209. 209
    SA says:

    The Refudiation of Sarah Palin.

  210. 210
    SA says:

    The Refudiation of Sarah Palin


    The Refudiator

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    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Juneau My Name
    Yukon Have Her

  213. 213
    KeithW says:

    Snowbilly Liar

  214. 214
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Yukon Patois

  215. 215
    Tony J says:

    You Only Quit Twice.

    Dirty Sexy Dummy


    Who Will Fake My Children?

    Never Say Never Again, Also, Too

    Explainin’ Palin

    That’s all I got.

  216. 216
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    You Don’t Mess With The Slow One

  217. 217
    danimal says:


    War of on the Words

    Fixed it for ya.

  218. 218
    Akadad says:

    The Human Center of Greed
    Never Been Missed
    Spin City

  219. 219
    artem1s says:

    Palien: In Wassila, no one can hear you scream.

  220. 220

    National Lampoon’s Grifter Vacation
    V For Vindictive

    Princess Snide
    The Unteachables

    Lie Hard

    Dead Governors Society
    Sarah Palin and the Last Crusade
    When McCain Met Sarah…

    Evil Woman

    Palin Hood: Princess of Thieves

    Reservoir Wolves
    Scam of a Woman

    Swindler’s List (see above)
    Dazed and Confused and Running For Vice President

    The I-Paid-For-It Redemption
    Dumb, Dumber and Palin-est
    Interview with a Grifter: the Grifter Chronicles
    Natural Born Swindlers

    What Waterworld did for Costner, This Movie will do for Palin

    Fargo II: Sarah Goes Looking for the Money

  221. 221
    Tonal Crow says:

    The Godbotherer
    High Lampoon
    A Confederacy of Dunces (oops, taken)

  222. 222
    Poopyman says:

    Help me out here with “When Harry met Sally”. There’s gold in there somewhere ….

  223. 223

    Sarah Pilgrim vs. the World

  224. 224
    Tonal Crow says:

    @Carl Nyberg:

    …The Unteachables….

    You owe me a new keyboard!

  225. 225
    pattyp says:

    The Dorks of Haphazard.

  226. 226
    Tbone says:

    Credit to the daily show:

    Petty Woman

    I can hear Roy Orbison now…

  227. 227

    The Grudge 3: All of Them

  228. 228
    kd bart says:

    Pride of the Wankers

    Faster Pussycat Shill! Shill! Shill!

  229. 229
    Poopyman says:

    Weeny Todd: The Demon Grifter of Fleece Street

  230. 230
    kd bart says:

    Wasila in the Mist

  231. 231

    The Horseshit Whisperer

  232. 232

    Sarah Hood: Princess of Thieves

  233. 233
    Cat Lady says:

    Grifter’s Boner
    The Dumbass White Social Network
    The Queen’s Word Salad Speech
    Fake InConception

  234. 234
    parenthetical says:

    Cannonfodder Run
    A Fibber Runs Through It

  235. 235
    cleek says:

    Throw Levi From The Train

  236. 236
    Akadad says:

    Sucker Punched
    White Club

  237. 237
    Three-nineteen says:

    @Sapheriel: Is She Still Here?

  238. 238
  239. 239
    Three-nineteen says:

    @Poopyman: When Sarah met Money

  240. 240
  241. 241
    cleek says:

    Stop Making Sense

  242. 242
    rob! says:

    Million Dollar Crybaby
    It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Candidate
    Sarah Palin and the Kingdom of the Empty Skull
    Lie Lie Bang Bang
    Facebook Postcards From The Edge
    Bonfire of the Inanities
    John & Sarah’s Bogus Journey
    A Nightmare Before Election Day
    Wes Craven’s Newest Nightmare
    It’s a Horrible Life
    The Bird with the GOP Donor-Bought Plumage
    The Idiot!
    No Country For Anything Other Than Old Men

  243. 243
    parenthetical says:

    Up in the Ayers

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    Poopyman says:

    @Three-nineteen: Thank You!

  246. 246
    Bucky says:

    How about “Auntie Insane” or “Citizen Lame”

  247. 247
    MFA says:

    Birth of an Abomination?

  248. 248
  249. 249
    Phoebe says:

    You can all keep going, of course, but the winner is Fahrenheit All of Them. It just is. It’ll make me happy for a long time. Thank you, who ever you are.

  250. 250
    Bucky says:

    Or “Repulsive”

  251. 251

    Death Panel Becomes Her

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  253. 253
    MCA says:

    The Remains of The Cray-Cray
    Lie Me to The Moon
    A Squawk in The Clouds
    Wassila Sky
    Dumb And Sarah
    Dazed And Confused And Nominated
    The Fright Stuff
    Throw Momma Bear from The Train
    The Sneer Hunter
    All The President’s Men Snickered
    Real American Graffiti
    The Unintelligible Conversation
    A Fistful of Stupid
    Not A Touch of Class

    for Bond fans:

    Quantum of Ignorance
    Lie Another Day
    Live And Let Lie
    Dr. No Fucking Way She Just Said That
    From Russia with Love to My Back Porch

  254. 254
    Ryan S says:

    Alaska Palin and the Temple of D’oh

  255. 255
    Tony J says:

    The Lying Game (must have already come up)

    Malice Doesn’t Grift Here Anymore.

    Blue (About) Hawaii

    In The Heat Of The White

    The Fox News and the Hound

    The Con(crete) Bungle

    Show Me Dough and Jewellery Set

    This is painfully addictive.

    The Bungle Snook

  256. 256
    cleek says:

    Mainstream Medea

  257. 257
    Opie-jeanne says:

    Cut Throat Turkey Island

  258. 258
    Opie-jeanne says:

    Big Trouble In Little Wasila

  259. 259
    Ben Cisco says:

    Something Borrowed (from Neiman-Marcus)
    Shriek Too
    The Indelibles
    Gone With The Windfall

  260. 260
    artem1s says:



  261. 261
    Ben says:

    A Palin For All Seasons (directed by Senor Spielbergo)

  262. 262
    Akadad says:

    Lie Another Day
    The One-Terminator
    14 1/2 Minutes
    How To Train Your Lapdogs

  263. 263
    Calouste says:


    The Triumph of the Shrill

    That asks for a “it was better in the original German” joke…

  264. 264
  265. 265
    Paul in KY says:

    Probably already been done: ‘Triumph of the Shrill’

  266. 266
    Paul in KY says:

    @Hal: I think the first ‘defacto’ female president was Mrs. Wilson.

  267. 267
    Surreal American says:

    2012: A Space Idiodyssey

  268. 268
    gene108 says:

    G.I. Sarah: The Rise of Tea Baggers

  269. 269
    cleek says:

    The Brat From Outer Space

  270. 270
    Tony J says:

    Never Been Missed.

    The Outlaw Mostly Fails

    One Flew Outta The Cuckoos Nest

    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Primary Hopes Dead

  271. 271
    UncommonSense says:

    Sarah, Vain and Small h/t!/AnonLib/.....9249850368

  272. 272
    sim says:

    The Avoidance of Being Earnest

  273. 273
  274. 274
    Ben Cisco says:

    Dim City
    Ex-Gov Origins: WOLVERINES!
    The Born Supremacy
    Clash Of The Thigh-tans
    The Pursuit of Sappyness
    What Lies Beneath (and Pretty Much Everywhere Else)
    The Blair House Bitch Project
    Look Who’s Talking (and Talking, and Talking…)
    Live Free Or Cry Hard
    Get Smart (Please?)
    Cloudy With A Chance of Meatheads
    You’ve Got Fail

  275. 275
    EL says:

    Attack of the Wasilla Tomato

  276. 276
    Mike in NC says:

    Nankook of the North

  277. 277

    the real american duchess and the dirtwater faux.

  278. 278
    cleek says:

    Palin Agonistes

  279. 279
    Jennifer says:

    You’ve Got Fail is a winner.

    Also. Too. The Dumb Zone; she plays the Greg Stillson character.

  280. 280
    Delia says:

    I was taken by this line from the RealClearPolitics piece:

    Rife with religious metaphor and unmistakable allusions to Palin as a Joan of Arc-like figure

    So I propose:

    Up In Smoke

    edit: or, um, I guess
    Die In A Fire
    would work, too.

  281. 281
    EL says:

    My Fair Loonie
    My Fair Luddite

  282. 282
    Name Required says:

    John Carpenter’s The Trig
    You’ve Got Fail
    Tea with Moosilini
    Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
    How Green Was My Tally
    The Sour Grapes of Staff
    It Came From Outer Wasilla
    The Faketrix

  283. 283

    a star is burst.

    i know someone did this one, they had to have already.

  284. 284
    MomSense says:

    This one is for Sully.


  285. 285
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    The Girl With The Lizard Brain

  286. 286
    Ivan Ivanovich Renko says:

    @Three-nineteen: New winner!

  287. 287
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Mommie, Dearest

  288. 288
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Mission Creep

  289. 289
    Comrade Rich says:

    Desperately Seeking Syntax

  290. 290
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    The Wild And Wonderful Shite Of Alaska

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    Registered Subversive says:

    John Carpenter’s The Trig
    Tea with Moosilini
    Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
    How Green Was My Tally
    The Sour Grapes of Staff
    It Came From Outer Wasilla
    The Faketrix

  293. 293
    EL says:

    @Comrade Rich: Disparately Speaking Sarah?

  294. 294
    NamelessGenXer says:

    The Alphabetized List of Almost All of These:

    Disclaimer: Not pimping my blog — just something I’m playing with cuz writing calms me down when I want to kick in some fascist repugs fat ugly face on teh teevee. Don’t give a shit about clicks, impressions, etc. because it will never have ads.

  295. 295
    JGabriel says:

    Palin 9 From Outer Space


  296. 296
    Halleck says:


  297. 297
    nepat says:

    Raider of the Lost

  298. 298
    The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge says:

    What? After the brilliant Sullivan’s Travails, no more Preston Sturges titles?

    The Miracle of Moron’s Creek</em

    Hail, the Conquering Bimbo

    Palin Bitch Story….

    (God how I wish he were alive today to ridicule this generation of nimrods!)

  299. 299
    JGabriel says:

    Fyodor Dostoevsky’s The Idiot, translated into the Republican language by Sarah Palin: The Documentary.


  300. 300
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    @SiubhanDuinne: al jazeerha said the Rafah crossing was opened permanently two weeks ago.
    the US media slow-walked the story because of the Bibi/Obama meet.
    a country without borders cannot survive.
    and….im pretty sure that is a treaty violation of the Egypt/Israel standing treaty made by America puppet tyrant Mubarak.

  301. 301
    Fergus mac Roich says:


  302. 302
    the dude says:

    Quitter & Twisted

  303. 303
  304. 304
    trollhattan says:

    “The Reintarnation of Palin Proud”

  305. 305
    Allan says:

    The sheer volume of Palin movie title hashtags has apparently broken the Twitter machines, but I did manage to get off a few over there, including:

    Sleddog Millionaire

  306. 306
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Reservoir Dog

  307. 307
    opal says:


    There’s a lobster loose, and he’s vengeful.

  308. 308
    EL says:

    The Russians are Coming! to my front porch…

  309. 309
    MaryRC says:

    Rumproast has a beauty: Mrs Snit Goes to Washington.

  310. 310
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    To Lie For

    House of Flying Teabaggers

    One Missed Haul

    The Grudge

  311. 311
    kamper says:

    Ten Possible Titles for Sarah Palin’s Film

    Babette’s Word Salad

    The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Ghostwriter

    Meet the Parents. And the Kids. And Their Kids. And their Kids’ Kids’ Baby Daddies.



    Mr. and Mrs. Bridge-to-Nowhere

    Raging Moose

    Y tu Mamá Grizzly También

    The Year of Living Dangerously Before Quitting Because to Do Otherwise Would be to Take the Quitter’s Way Out

    Voters on the Verge of Nervous Breakdown

  312. 312
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Birth of Negation

  313. 313
    Too Ashamed to Say says:

    Whatever Happened to Baby Trig?

    Yes, I hate myself.

  314. 314

    riding in clown cars with grizzly mamas

  315. 315
    JGabriel says:

    @opal: Heh. Thank you, good link. (Originally had a typo, food link, which also would have been appropriate.)


  316. 316
    Lolis says:

    Smooth Criminal
    A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Stupidity
    Pride & Prejudice (perfect as is)

    Ok, I stole a song and book titles. Also, too.

  317. 317
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    The Grudge: Run, Sarah, Run
    The Grudge II: Sarah Runs Again

  318. 318
    jimmiraybob says:

    Is The Butt Hurt Locker clean enough? Hopefully not already taken.

  319. 319
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Triumph Of The Shill

  320. 320
    Tony J says:

    Base Griftora – Resent Detective.

  321. 321
    Registered Subversive says:

    Two More Fools for Sister Sarah
    The Color of Money: A Look at the Sarah Palin Phenomenon
    A Bridge Too Far To Nowhere
    Shake Hands With The Sarah

  322. 322
    nepat says:

    Once Upon a Time in Real America

  323. 323
    Halleck says:


  324. 324
    Rihilism says:


    One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble…

  325. 325
    Allan says:

    @kamper: You win on volume and quality. Please collect your internets.

  326. 326
    Surreal American says:

    The Shilling (Kubrick version)

  327. 327
    onanyes says:


  328. 328
    bago says:

    The one-terminator is hard to beat.

  329. 329
    MCA says:

    So I Married A Syntax Murderer
    Dunces With Wolves
    She’s Gotta Have It Read To Her
    Sarah Palin: The Edge Of Reason
    You Can’t Fake It with You
    How to Make An American Quit
    Fear And Loathing In Wassila
    10,000 Things I Hate about You
    Confessions Of A Middle Age Drama Queen
    The Sisterhood Of The Drivel In Rants

  330. 330
    jimmiraybob says:

    Runaway Train Wreck

    An ode to Runaway Train (1986), an Alaska themed movie starring Jon Voight (who I assume could be recruited for the new Sarah movie to spout equally batty wingnut speak).

  331. 331
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    White Noise

    The Boondock Saint

    Something Wicked This Way Comes

  332. 332
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    If I Only Had A Brain

  333. 333
    Fergus mac Roich says:


  334. 334

    […] Palin: Balloon Juice has a thread which is calling for readers to suggest titles for the upcoming Sarah Palin film. Some of the suggestions are […]

  335. 335
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    The Great Mistake

  336. 336
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    Legally Braindead

    That is funnie, cuz Ross and Reihan were all mooney over Palin in the beginning, and i wrote a funnie comment called Waiting for Elle Woods.

  337. 337
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    Shitty Woman

  338. 338
    MarkJ says:

    The Drivel Runs Through It

  339. 339
    Halleck says:


  340. 340
    Hunter Gathers says:

    My Dinner With An Idiot
    Sarah and Todd’s Excellent Adventure
    Sarah and Todd’s Bogus Journey
    The Half-Terminator
    Half-Terminator 2 : Election Day
    Half Terminator 3 : Rise Of The Morons
    They Call Me Mama Grizzly!
    This Is Sarah Palin

  341. 341
    MomSense says:

    Lie Hard
    Lie Hard also 2
    Lie Hard with a Vengeance

  342. 342
    freelancer says:

    Who’s Afraid of Alaskan Wolves?

  343. 343
    Poopyman says:

    The Driveler Wears Prada

  344. 344
  345. 345
    Hawes says:

    Have we had;


  346. 346
    Miles Tougeaux says:

    The Call of the Vile
    Atlas Winced
    Moron Becomes Electoral
    Last Bimbo in Juneau
    Wazilla’s Revenge
    Waterhead for Elephants
    Apocalypse Soon
    Eternal Dullness of a Simple Mind
    The Goods,the Brash and the Vapid
    Yankee Doodle Dimwit
    The Mannequin Candidate

  347. 347
    Anoniminous says:

    The Girl With the Lip Tattoo (Also)

    The Wizardess of Odd

  348. 348
    PKD says:

    The Unbearable Wordsalad She’s Screaming

  349. 349
    The Tragically Flip says:

    The Brittle Shop of Horrors

  350. 350
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Terms of Impairment

    The Oddest Story Ever Told

    Short Of Redemption

  351. 351
    Malron aka eclecticbrotha says:

    How do I fold all my contributions to the #PalinMovie hashtag into your hashtag?

    I noticed a couple other popular Palin movie hashtags in my feed as well

  352. 352
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Public Enemy

  353. 353
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Night Of The Moron

  354. 354
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    Village of the Scammed

  355. 355
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Idiot Wind

  356. 356

    Shouldn’t that be “Start Making Sense”?

  357. 357
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    The Story Of D’oh!

  358. 358

    Here are mine:

    I, the Fury
    American Piehole

    Thank you, I’ll be here all week.

  359. 359
    gocart mozart says:

    Don’t know if any of these have been done already

    The Great White Dope
    The Paper: All of them

    “Any Which Way But Loose, ― of course in the great history of America there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―”

  360. 360
    The Tragically Flip says:

    Million Dollar Drill Baby Drill

  361. 361
    YellowJournalism says:

    The Grifter Also Bitches

  362. 362
    Fergus mac Roich says:

    Tragical Mystery Boor

  363. 363
    The Tragically Flip says:

    Your Cheatin’ Servant’s Heart

  364. 364
    piratedan says:

    Refudiating the Unpossible

  365. 365
    The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said says:

    wink, the beloved country

  366. 366
    cleek says:


    Dunces With Wolves


  367. 367
    gocart mozart says:

    Snowpocalypse Now
    After-Birth of a Nation
    The Bridge to Nowhere on the River Kwai
    One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
    Snowbilly Without a Cause

  368. 368
    tworivers says:

    I’m digging “They Call Me Sister Fibs”

  369. 369
    gocart mozart says:

    Some Like it Not

  370. 370
    gocart mozart says:

    The Treasure of Trigs Madre

  371. 371
    gocart mozart says:

    Who’s Afraid of the Virginia Primary?

  372. 372
    Haiwei says:

    Million Dollar Crybaby
    (I’ll Speak) For a Few Dollars More
    Citizen Con
    The Dim Knight
    Batsh*t Begins
    Vainglorious Bastard
    Fake Club
    Rainforest Gump
    The Shilling
    American Histrionics X
    Double Mendacity
    Dial M for Moron
    A Midsummer-Night’s Saks Comedy
    Full Mental Jackass
    Princess Mononote
    The Non-Reader
    Amores Moosos
    The Wages of Fearmongering
    Requiem for a Bridge
    The Treasure of the Tiara Madre
    Monty Python and the Holy Grifter

  373. 373
    UncertaintyVicePrincipal says:

    Atlas Never Opened

  374. 374
    pattyp says:

    Underweird Also: Anti-evolution
    Underweird Also, Too: Rise of the Lichens

  375. 375
    gocart mozart says:

    Wuthering Bottoms
    2012: A Race Idiocy
    To Kill And Field Dress A Mockingbird

  376. 376
    ItAintEazy says:


    Not if you rename it “The Half-Terminator” ;)

  377. 377
    momsense says:

    American Lie

  378. 378
    tworivers says:

    Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train
    The Snowshoes of the Fisherwoman
    My Fairbanks Lady
    Vanity Fairbanks
    Forgetting Sarah Palin

  379. 379
    gocart mozart says:

    American Griftery
    From Here to Obscurity
    Raiders of the Lost Surplus
    A Room with a View of Russia
    Unrefudiated (1992)

  380. 380
    Tom C says:

    The Triumph of the Imbecile.

  381. 381
    gocart mozart says:

    Atlas Shrugged and said “In what respect Charlie?”

  382. 382
    grape_crush says:

    Children From a Lesser Todd

  383. 383
    gocart mozart says:

    To Be or Not to Be also too What Was the Question?

  384. 384
    El Cid says:

    “Full Mental Jackass”: that’s awesome.

    As are so many others, but for the moment “Shitty Woman”.

  385. 385
    El Cid says:

    @grape_crush: That’s awesome.

  386. 386

    Confederacy of Dunce
    Le Miserable
    Sarah Palin Raw
    Alan Keyes, the Sequel
    Oil, Appalachia and an Incomplete Coalition
    An Insufficient Coalition After an Incomplete Term
    The Audacity of Hoping For an Easy Opponent
    Saving Governor Palin
    Soylent Mean
    Confessions of a Successful Quitter
    Don’t Cry For Me, Alaska
    Matchstick Governor
    Crash Test Dummy’s Excellent Adventure
    Have Scam, Will Travel
    Quitting Sarah Palin
    Almost Elected
    A Bridge Too Mean
    Waiting for Sarah Palin
    Leave Sarah Alone!
    High Loon
    Oops Dreams
    Four Campaigns and a Movie
    Lady of the Flies
    Mutiny on the Exxon Valdez
    Thank You For Hating (Black People)
    Field of Schemes
    Ordinary Grifters
    Shootout at the GOP Corral
    Who Killed Sarah Palin?
    Midnight Cowgirl
    I Have Not Yet Begun to Scam!
    Wag the Moose
    Planet of the Rubes
    A Tale of Two Grifters
    $end $arah $$$
    White People Can’t Think

  387. 387
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    That was fun. Can we do it now with Newt, before he drops out?

  388. 388

    The Fatuous and the Incurious II: Snowbilly Grift

  389. 389
    Akadad says:

    Wag the Moose


    The Calvinball Diaries

  390. 390
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Some of mine from the other thread that I haven’t seen here:

    Palin’s Labyrinth
    Wingnuts Of Desire
    Fall of the House of Musher
    Lie, Lie, My Darling
    Run Loud Run Shallow
    The Wasilla Skank Redemption
    Fraud Runner
    Elephant Woman
    A Starburst Is Born
    The Immoral Mrs. Tease
    Mondo Brainless
    Mama Grizzly Dearest
    It’s A Wonderful Lie
    Valley of the Dolts
    The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
    The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
    The Worst of Everything
    Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
    The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
    Long Con Sarah
    Paper Loon

  391. 391
    Three-nineteen says:

    Apocalypse 2012

    (edited for spelling)

  392. 392
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Apocalyptoo, also

  393. 393
    ABL says:

    Brains Wide Shut

    The Beverly Snowbillies

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  395. 395
    cckids says:


    I don’t care that it will cost me money that will go to the Bank of Palin. I have to see this:

    Maybe we could make it into a group experience, ala Rocky Horror? Throw snowballs, snark along, add a musical number?

  396. 396
    grape_crush says:

    @ABL: Thanks, but this whole thread is outstanding.

  397. 397
    Philbert says:

    Inane Secrets of the Yahoo Sisterhood
    Lost & Spacey
    Birth of a Nutcase
    Rockhead (Rockhead II, Rockhead III, etc.)
    Total Recoil
    Breaker Moron
    Slow White & the Seven Dwarves
    The Liar in Winter
    The Liar King
    Definitely, Maybe–Not!

    (This is just too damn easy!)

  398. 398
    slightly-peeved says:

    Sorry if these have been done (and just plain sorry about the second one) but
    the sh#te runner
    dumb moose pander

  399. 399
    Philbert says:

    Witless for the Persecution
    Birther of a Nation
    America Is Where, Wolf, In London?

  400. 400
    grape_crush says:

    The Prig Bimbowski

  401. 401
    The Tragically Flip says:

    @MCA: “So I Married A Syntax Murderer”

    This needed more love.

  402. 402
    Doug Woodard says:

    A Con is Born

  403. 403
    grape_crush says:

    “Toddy Heat”

  404. 404
    DavidG says:

    The Story Of D’Oh.


  405. 405
    DavidG says:

    — Oops. I meant, “Movie.” You don’t want to read the book. It’s a pop-up.

    — I Clod-ius.

  406. 406
    grape_crush says:

    “Fool Hand Fluke”

  407. 407
    gocart mozart says:

    Breaker Moron
    The Story Of D’Oh.
    So I Married A Syntax Murderer”

    above are win

    also too maybe,
    Sarah: She Wolf of the Tea Party

    Nah? I bet William Kristal would pay to see it. Twice. With a box of kleenex too also. (because its a tear jerker?)

  408. 408
    Philbert says:

    Dead Precedents
    Liar, Liar. Liar Liar Liar. Liar!… Liar…
    Fright of the Intruder
    Three Men and a Baby

  409. 409
    DavidG says:

    Anger Mismanagement.

    The Sociopath Network

  410. 410
    gocart mozart says:

    2,000,000 Fools For Sister Sarah

  411. 411
    gocart mozart says:


    Good one

  412. 412
    grape_crush says:

    @gocart mozart: Nice!

  413. 413
    grape_crush says:

    “The Not-So-Great Dictator”

  414. 414
    DavidG says:

    Spray Anything.

    The Kids Are All Right-Wing.

    Cape Sneer.

  415. 415
    jimmiraybob says:

    Dumb Day Afternoon

    It’s about a grift gone bad

  416. 416
    The Tragically Flip says:

    @DavidG: “The Kids Are All Right-Wing.”

    There’s still gold in this mine yet!

  417. 417
    matt says:

    The Killing Coneheads

  418. 418
    DavidG says:

    Don’t Tell Mom The Baby Quitter’s Fled.

  419. 419
    grape_crush says:

    “La Dolt-e Vita”

  420. 420
    Alea Iacta Est says:

    The Boondocks Taint.
    The Life Moronic, With Also Too.
    28 Candidacies Later.
    3000 Miles to.. Somewhere?

  421. 421
    Dillon says:

    Sled Dog Millionaire

  422. 422
    DavidG says:

    La Dolce Evita.

  423. 423
    Philbert says:

    In Her Majesty’s Secret Servers: The Emails of Sarah Palin

  424. 424
    maven says:


  425. 425
    maven says:

    White Wash

  426. 426
    shacklett says:

    Cry-Baby Mama
    Barb Liar
    Tinker, Failer, Folder, Spy
    The Moose Hangs High
    Popeye the Failer
    Pig Millions

  427. 427
    Haiweiad says:

    Great Failroad Adventures: Alaska
    Failroaded (starring Hugh Beaumont)
    So Proudly We Fail
    The Bridges of Ketchikan County
    This Gun for Liar
    In the Line of Liar
    Half-Terminator Also: Bad Judgment Day

  428. 428
    Tom C says:

    Half-terms of Employment

  429. 429
    gocart mozart says:

    Sled Dog Millionaire

    I like this one.

  430. 430

    It seems the unintended comedy of the GOP 2012 primary field is about to take a quantum leap: Quitzilla is about to star in a movie about (wait for it….) herself. The title leaves a lot to be desired; Luckily, the Balloon Juice commentariat is all over it. Make sure you put food and drink down first, and whatever size popcorn bucket you’ve got, you’re gonna need a bigger one.

  431. 431
    Some Guy says:

    10 Things You Hate About Me
    Of Moose and Mean
    The Undeparted
    All of Them
    Sunset Access Road
    The Madness of Queen Sarah
    That Thing I Do Badly

  432. 432
    sydneyapplebaum says:

    Abbott and Costello meet Dr. Jekyll and Sarah Palin

  433. 433
    gocart mozart says:

    The Chronicles of Sarah: The Lying Witch and the Wardrobe

  434. 434
    shacklett says:

    They Were Expensible

  435. 435
    Svensker says:

    I go away for 36 hours and you guys come up with comedy gold. I’m crying here.

  436. 436
    gocart mozart says:

    The Non Sense

  437. 437
    gocart mozart says:

    The Irrefutables

  438. 438
    gocart mozart says:

    The Irreputables?

  439. 439
    gocart mozart says:

    S.P. the Extra-Special Terrestrial

  440. 440
    Odie Hugh Manatee says:

    How about some (altered) song titles for the movie title?

    Don’t Fear the Reaper
    Armageddon It, Too
    If I can’t be Number One in your Life, then I’ll Number Two on You
    You Better, You Bet(cha)
    If Brains were Oil, My Crankcase would be Dry
    I got the Ring and You got the Finger

  441. 441
    The Tragically Flip says:

    The Barely English Speaking Patient

  442. 442
    Tom in TN says:

    First try seems to have gotten lost in moderation.

    My offers:

    An American Embarrass

    Strange Brood

    The Incredible Shrinking Woman

    The Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight

  443. 443
    gocart mozart says:

    Palin Wars Episode III – Revenge of the Trig.

    Too far?

  444. 444
    Zero says:

    Poop Fiction

  445. 445
    The Tragically Flip says:

    Cool Handprompter Luke

  446. 446
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    Dumb and Meth

  447. 447
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    Palinstorm: The Destruction of John McCain

  448. 448
    Philbert says:

    Nordstrom by Nordstrom-west
    The Big Easy-Out
    The Crying Shame
    Starship GOPers
    The Simpletons Movie
    In the Heat of the Nut
    Highlander II: The Quittening
    Sarah, Prayin’ and Fail
    Untruth and No Consequences, AK

    (God help me, I can’t stop thinking of these. Stop me before I pun again!)

  449. 449
    Philbert says:

    Juneau What You Did Last Summer
    It’s a Wonderful Lie

    (Crap, now I’m going through lists of old Oscar nominees!)

    My Fail Lady
    They Shoot Horses from Helicopters, Don’t They?

    (OK, now I’ll stop.)

    Raging Bullsh*t


    Children of a Loser GOP
    The Thin Red Lie

    (Ok, now!)

  450. 450
    Max Power says:


    The sun also rises, too


    Also, too…

    The Freakin’ Queen
    The Wizard of AZ
    Pancho Wasilla
    Scrutiny on the Bounty
    Of Moose and Men

  451. 451
    Max Power says:

    Gone with the Gotcha Question
    Born on the First of April
    Hannah and her sisters, Snowflake, Ripcord, and Lugnut

  452. 452
    Steeplejack says:


    Breaker Moron Moran

    Fix’d to conform to Balloon Juice style.

  453. 453
    DavidG says:

    My final entry:

    Days Of Whine And Poses.

    Did any of you people ever write jokes for the Washington Post’s Style Invitational contest? I was a regular there in the 90s. Thanks for the memories!

  454. 454
    MCA says:

    If I ever come across a thread half as hilarious as this one again, I’ll die a happy man. @Tragically Flip – “The Barely English Speaking Patient” literally brought tears to my eyes. That one was unexpected. Y’all are on one hell of a roll tonight. Looking back on all of these, I’m becoming more enamored of “In What Regard, Charlie Brown?” the more I envision Palin as Lucy. But I still think it’s hard to beat “You’ve Got Fail.”

    Cole, I think you should pick your favorite 25 or so and somebody figure out how to put up a poll.

  455. 455
    Vlad says:

    The Lyin’ in Winter
    FOXy Clown
    I Spit on Your Brain
    Blame Runner
    Zulu Dusk

  456. 456
    Polarmax says:

    Joan of Ack: The TextMessager

  457. 457
    kas says:

    Spamlet in Lipstick
    State Unfair
    Born in the USA; Health Care in Canada
    Maverick II
    A Tale of Two Quitties
    Razing Arizona

  458. 458
    Mrs. Polly says:

    I already added the first to Twitter, but just wanted to be part of this historic (hysteric) thread:

    Low Rents Of Wasilla
    Revision Of The Shoddy Bitchers
    The Big Schnorr
    Lassie Go Home
    The Shills Have Lies
    Mrs. Maneuver

    (x-posting them on the Rumproast Balloon Juice Tribute thread~~yay for all y’all)

  459. 459
    dbc says:


  460. 460
    Rico Unsuave says:

    “True Grit, err, Quit”

    “True Quit”

  461. 461
    onanyes says:

    “Dances with Dead Wolves”

    (Lois, a friend of mine requested that I submit this one)

  462. 462
    Andrew says:

    I put these three on twitter yesterday:

    American Shooty

    Codger and Me


  463. 463
    Haiwei says:

    Fools Cash In

  464. 464
    Haiwei says:

    Mudhoney (h/t to Russ Meyer)

  465. 465
    4jkb4ia says:

    Ouch. “Legends of the Fail”. That was everything I was getting at, without the prophetess aspect.

    And “Brain Simple” is genius.

  466. 466
    oddjob says:

    Harold and Fraud

  467. 467
    jgaxx says:

    It should be named after the one great book, “The Babel”!

  468. 468
    lone1c says:

    Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office. . . .

  469. 469
    Wes F. in Hapeville says:

    A friend suggests: Scamadeus


  470. 470
    Karin says:

    Kook of the North. (harking back to Robert J. Flaherty)

  471. 471
    Michael says:

    Mexican-Proof Fence
    Sarah in Blunderland
    All the President’s Men Will Need Palin-to-English Dictionaries
    I Shot a Wolf From a Helicopter
    The Shipping News is Another Newspaper That I Read
    Wall Street: Contributors Never Sleep
    Wannabe-Star Wars: Return of the Levi
    Fantastic Mr. Fox Always Asks Me Pre-Screened Questions
    Half-Terms of Endearment
    Weekend at Johnny’s

  472. 472
    Karin says:

    Or, how about “Rednecks on a Plane”?

  473. 473

    […] I don’t have anything to say about it, for it mocks itself. John Cole, though, has compiled a list of suggested titles from the commenters at Balloon Juice. […]

  474. 474
    Keith says:

    Because of the theme of the film from which this title is made, and it’s generally awful production values, and, also, too it’s take versus budget.

    (Fancy Pageant) Walker

  475. 475
    Rob Mac K says:

    Clueless II, Also

  476. 476
    LibertyLover says:


  477. 477
    JK says:

    Saving Sistah Sarah !

  478. 478
    Karin says:

    Gunga Dim

  479. 479
    LibertyLover says:

    The Pride and the Palin

    Days Of Whine and Roses

  480. 480
    Jason says:


  481. 481
    Karin says:

    Princess Monomania (for the anime fans)

  482. 482
    Sven Golli says:

    The Search for Schlock
    Bad Governor

  483. 483
    GinaM says:

    My contribution….”Grifters Delight”…since she knows ALL the words to “Rappers Delight”…I would love to hear her version!

  484. 484

    I posted these in the earlier thread, I did not realize that it continued over to here.


    The Palin of the Vanities
    The Guns of Wasilla, with its sequel- Force Quit from Wasilla
    Charge Card at Tiffany’s
    The Sum of All Delusions
    The Hunt for Red Murrica

  485. 485
    Sven Golli says:

    Oh, I forgot that Ayn Rand classic:

    The Figurehead.

  486. 486

    Palin- Cultural Delusions of Alaska Make Benefit Glorious State of Arizona

  487. 487

    They Were Unintelligible

  488. 488
    Stogoe says:

    @Chyron HR: Are we sure that’s not already taken by Ann Althouse? Wait, that would be Mrs. Horrible’s Wine-Along Blog. Sorry.

  489. 489
    Shawn says:

    I hear the film is going to be a “found footage” documentary called Palinormal Activity.

  490. 490
    kbanginmotown says:

    True Grift
    2000 Miles to Anchorage
    The Golddigger’s Moxie

  491. 491
    Tanya Arthur says:

    @4tehlulz: I love your trilogy especially “Return of the Dumbass”. You made me snortle :)

  492. 492
    al says:

    True Snit

  493. 493
    LibertyLover says:

    The Quittenator

  494. 494
    Margo says:

    Here are some to make you smile:

    Electric Horses**t
    As Gross As It Gets
    Bowling for Wasilla
    Romancing the Dunce

  495. 495
    Sven Golli says:

    The Fast & The Fraudulent

  496. 496
    T. Brightwater says:

    Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest
    Fear of a Black President
    GOP Plan From Outer Space
    Half-Assed and Furious
    Clueless in Wasila
    The Bungle Book

    @ lone1c – I really like “Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office”!

  497. 497
    msirt says:

    Snow Blight
    Scary Plotter
    Sarah la Dunce

  498. 498
    teddy says:

    Out of Anywhere But Africa

  499. 499
    The Philomath says:

    1. All Talky on the Northern Front
    2. Lipstick on a Pygmalion
    3. Eternal Spots on the Sunless Mind
    4. Alaska Confidential

    And I can’t believe nobody has brought up The Aristocrats. You even get to keep some of the details.

  500. 500
    travy says:

    the grapes of graft
    slinging in the mud
    making up baby
    who’s afraid of shooting a wolf?
    the alaskan queen
    it’s all about my fucking mother: bristol’s story
    gone with the whine
    nonsense of sarabia
    2012: a spaced oddity
    snow whitey and her 5 fucked up kids
    a snowplow named desire
    the moose hunter
    american graft
    meet me in wasilla
    seven bribes for seven dollars

    :/rimshot: tip the veal

  501. 501
    Buck Mulligan says:

    This seems too obvious:

    Birthers of a Nation


    We’re All Raising Arizonans Now

  502. 502
    Jim O says:

    Brainless Nacho seeks dejection

  503. 503
    pezz says:

    Star Whores
    On Golden Pond Scum
    Grand Moron-o
    Mrs. Shit Goes to Washington
    Peter Panned
    The Lovely Bonehead

  504. 504

    I Know That You Quit Last Summer
    I Still Know that you Quit Last Summer
    Grifter Parade
    Basket Case
    Erased Her Head
    Idle Brains
    The Shills Have Lies
    Return of the Levi Dad
    The Grudge
    Crazy as Hell
    The Real America-Ville Horror
    I am Legend (In my own mind)
    Word Salad: Lost in Translation
    Truth: It’s Inconvenient
    The Great Brain Robbery
    Sarah and Fox: For a Few Dollars More
    The Assassination of Queen Esther by the Coward Media Horde
    South of Fishhook, Wasilla the Shrill
    The Magnificent Word Salad
    The Mom who Shot Life Liberty and our Free Market Principles, Also Too.
    All the pretty Clothes Horses
    Max Pain
    Fulltime Shiller
    High Heels and Low Lies
    Mean Machine
    Malice: Killer Instinct
    The Fast and the Furious Word Salad
    The Farce and the Furious
    Wasilla’s Queen of the Dudgeon
    The English Language Patient

  505. 505
    Mark Halfmoon says:

    Palin Comparison

  506. 506

    […] There’s more LOL fun. Read it all here. […]

  507. 507
    hisgirlfriday says:

    2011: A Space Cadet Odyssey
    The Absent-Minded Professor Hater
    An Affair to Refudiate
    Caribou on a Hot Tin Roof
    Cruel Bad Joke
    Dances With Wolves that Have Been Shot Dead From a Plane
    The Day the Earth Stood Shrill
    Death of a Nation
    The Great Dictator II
    Lie Hard
    She’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Girl

  508. 508
    FLAProgressive says:

    The Victimhood of the Traveling Dunce

  509. 509
    DavidG says:

    The Red Shoes Diahrea

  510. 510
    DavidG says:

    Me, Myself, and I Scheme.


    The Freshman, Parts I, II, III, and IV.

  511. 511
  512. 512
    Rainer says:

    “Who’s jailin’ Palin ?”

  513. 513
    Rainer says:

    Honey, I shrunk the brains !
    Back is the Future !

  514. 514
    scioto says:

    Tea With Mooselini

  515. 515
    Wagner says:

    Lots more winners can be found here.

  516. 516
    msirt says:

    OK Here’s the classic film:

    For Whom the Belle Trolls

  517. 517
    richardsan says:

    just thought of this one, on the crapper:
    “The Blouse That Roared”

  518. 518

    […] John Cole has been collecting suggested titles for the Sarah Palin movie. Other […]

  519. 519
    Claire says:

    Gone with the Moose…

  520. 520
    Ed Overman says:

    On the road to nowhere

  521. 521
    Tim in SF says:

    You’ve Got Fail!

  522. 522
    Deborah says:

    Caked Alaska

  523. 523
    Sam says:

    V for vague
    My Big fat greed failure
    Bugger, I Shrunk the Party
    The Failure’s speech

  524. 524
    AC in BC says:

    Two Mewls for Sister Sarah
    The Nonreader
    Every Which Way But Lucid
    The Hustler

  525. 525
    Vanine says:

    The Taming of the Shill
    Young Pallinstein
    Sarah Appalling and and the Deathly Panels
    The War of the Drones

  526. 526

    The Four Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse.

    GlenBecky GlenRuse.

    Pistol-Packin’ Mama.

  527. 527
    BLC says:

    Dumb and Dumber
    Forgetting Sarah Palin
    Divine Secrets of the Yo-Yo Sisterhood
    John and Sarah’s Big Misadventure

  528. 528
  529. 529
  530. 530
    crosspalms says:

    Razing Arizona
    There Will Be Blunders
    Raging Belle
    Eternal Sunshine of the Mindless Spot
    Dumb Slog Millionaire
    Atlas Shrugged Again
    Snow Country for Old Men
    The Story of OMG
    The Incredible Lightness of Being Me
    Sled Dog Day Afternoon
    The Creature from the White Lagoon
    Even More Lost in Space

  531. 531

    Home of the Blame
    It Takes Too to Tangle
    A View from the Bridge [To Russia]
    Moose Bull
    Sarah of Rabies-a
    Wailin’ with Palin
    The Egg on My Face and I
    Wrecker in The Rye
    No Light in August

  532. 532
    freethinker12 says:

    Forgettable Sarah Palin

  533. 533
    msirt says:

    The Long, Long Trailer

  534. 534
    msirt says:

    The Last Angry Ma’am.
    Vanity Fare
    Preacher’s Pet
    Ma’am of “You Betcha”.
    The Hunt for Red November
    The Louse that Roared

  535. 535
    Epicurus33 says:

    America Loves a Quitter!

  536. 536
    Tweed says:

    The World Is Not Enough

  537. 537
    msirt says:

    The Dumb Luck Club

  538. 538
    MaBlair says:

    The Chariots of Ire

  539. 539

    2008: A Spaced out Candidate
    No Intelligence Allowed
    Saving Paul Ryan
    Bore-a! Bore-a! Bore-a!
    Mrs. Palin Doesn’t go to Washington
    Hacks and Generals
    Victory through Teabagging
    The Godmother
    Der Huntergang
    Titanic II
    Minds Wide Shut
    Atlas Sighed
    Bridge over the Narrows Tongass

  540. 540
    rjv says:

    The Last Reduction

  541. 541
    rjv says:

    Beach Blanket BabbleOn
    Plan None from Outer Wasilla

  542. 542
    Charley James says:

    Sorry if any of these have been used … I didn’t have time to read all of the posts:

    For Whom The Tweets Toll
    The Abominator
    Frisky Business
    Breakfast At Tiffany’s With Newt
    State Trooper – The Sequel
    You Betcha Life (TV Adaptation)
    Wasilla Nights
    Sarah’s Andromeda Strain
    The Palin Identity (in the works, a sequel: The Palin Inferiority)
    The Pipleine Redemption
    Fast Times At Birther High
    A Fistful Of Dollars From My PAC
    For A Few Dollars More From The Kochs’

    This is too much fun for a Friday afternoon.

  543. 543
    msirt says:

    Journey to the Center of the Dearth

  544. 544
    msirt says:

    THe Greatest Story Ever Sold.

  545. 545
    Joe Gould says:

    Bridge On The River? Why?

    The Entertainer

    My Dinner With…Nevermind

    Babette’s Heist

    Topsy Turvy

    The Killing Fields

    A Face In The Crowd, Part Deux

    The Lyin in Winter

    Love and Dearth

    Elmer Palintry

    They Shoot Moose, Don’t They?

    Sad-night, Cowboy!

    We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed

    Out of Alaska

  546. 546
    crosspalms says:

    Bachmann-Palin-Overdrive will do the soundtrack

  547. 547
    i1dci92 says:

    “The Manure Whisperer”

  548. 548
    crosspalms says:

    Field of Dweebs

  549. 549
    i1dci92 says:

    “Apocalypse Whut?”

  550. 550
    droog says:


  551. 551
    realdim says:

    The Faming of the Shrew

  552. 552
    Douglas says:

    Bad MILF Hunting

    (sorry if already posted)

  553. 553
    EdH says:

    @buckydoc: Being There II gets my vote (I’m just not sure the II is necessary :)

  554. 554
    Natalie Sleeth says:

    My Goof

  555. 555
    realdim says:

    Merchant of Venom.

  556. 556
    Rebel 16 says:

    Dunning vs. Kruger

  557. 557
    crosspalms says:

    Monty Python’s Life of Buyin’
    Mewlin’ Rogue
    Petty in Pink
    Coy Story

  558. 558
    Some Guy says:

    Atlas Yawned

  559. 559
    johnbtrask says:

    The Old Man and the She

  560. 560
    Some Guy says:

    Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

  561. 561
    Some Guy says:

    Yawn of the Dead

  562. 562
    jbob says:


    National Lampoon’s Presidential Candidate

    Har har. Kudos my friend.

  563. 563
    Thrutch says:

    John Waters has 2 film names that need no adaptation
    Mondo Trasho
    Serial Mom

    And then a minor change gets us
    Sarah B. Demented

    Oh, Divine, why did you leave us? Sarah is the role you were born to play

  564. 564
    Waay Out West says:

    Tiny Bubbles in Her Mind

    (think Don Ho)

  565. 565

    […] – John Cole has been collecting suggested titles for the Sarah Palin movie. Other […]

  566. 566
    MinuteMan says:

    The McCain Ticket: Dumb and Dumbest

  567. 567
    David Noyes says:

    Sarah Wars 3: Revenge of Sithster Palin
    American Graffiti Laundered & Propagandized
    Batman and Batty Woman
    The Big, Never-ending Chill
    Birth of a Nation Ruining Dictator
    Bring Me The Head of Sarah Palin, Please
    The Cabinet of Governor Asshat
    Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
    Rat People
    Crimes and Misdemeanors and Felonies and Insanity and…
    The Departed 2: If Only!
    The Killing Fields 2: The U.S. Under President Palin
    Little Big Bitch
    Vampyr 2: Return of the Bloodsucker
    The Would-Be Thief of Bagdad’s Oil Fields
    Women and Men and An Entire Nation On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

    I was surprised how many movie titles need no alteration to apply to this cretin: such as…

    The Butcher
    The Awful Truth
    Beat The Devil
    Natural Born Killer
    There Will Be Blood

    My Facebook friends are chiming in w/some good ones:

    Apocalypse Now
    All About Sleeze
    Scam by Me
    On the Waver Front
    Hello Dummy
    Pubs and Prejudice
    Fright Club
    Gone With the Windbag
    Throw GrandMomma From the Gravy Train
    To Kill Every Kind of Bird
    The Lyin’ in Winter
    Stealing Minnesota
    Some Like It Shot
    From Here to Maternity
    The Blindsided
    The Trigg Lebowski
    Guess Who’s Slumming for Dinner?
    Five Sleazy Pieces
    Displeasure of the Sarah Madre
    To Have and Have Shot
    The Schtick-Up Artist
    A Schlockwork Orange
    2011–A Spaced-Out Odyssey
    With Six You Get Steamrolled
    The Palm Greased Story
    The Louse That Whored
    Double Condemnity
    The Toddfather
    Shadow of a Lout
    To Slur With Love
    A Day at the Rascists
    Mrs.Twit goes to Washington
    Two for the Road Kill
    Citizen Shame

  568. 568
    MinuteMan says:

    o The Wrong Stuff

    o Psycho

    o 2012: A Spaced Odyssey

    o Greedy

    o Any which way but truth

  569. 569
    Jack Abramoff says:

    I posted over on Krugman’s blog, I’ll quote myself here:

    “Everybody Shrugged”

    “Pirates of the Aleutian”

    “The Old and the Furious”

    “Beer for My Grizzlies”

    “On the Russian Waterfront”

  570. 570
    Charles Callaghan says:

    Quote Me If You Can

  571. 571
    Adam C says:

    This film is rated PG-13 by the Motion Picture Association of Real America.

  572. 572
    Steve Hammock says:

    Catch Her in the Lie

  573. 573
    Cat Lady says:



  574. 574

    sisterhood of the travelling expense report

  575. 575
    Marcia says:

    Blow Me
    Or the real title Blow Up probably just as good.

  576. 576
    SRC says:

    can’t read ’em all; my apologies if this has already been offered:


  577. 577
    Dontcha Know says:

    Say Yes to the Mess
    Say Yes to the Stress
    An Inconvenient Goof
    Jurassic Park 4, Drill Baby Drill

  578. 578
    Michelle says:

    “The Quitter”
    “O Governor, where art thou?”

  579. 579
    Sarah Plain says:

    A Futile Full Mind

    Nonsense and Inability

    Gulp Fiction

  580. 580
    AlanDownunder says:

    The Pall of the Wild

  581. 581
    AlanDownunder says:

    Lassie Go Home

  582. 582
    AlanDownunder says:

    Being Where?

  583. 583
    GoldGlove says:

    Gall Street
    Crouching Liar, Hidden Agenda
    Dolt Mountain

  584. 584
    Wellbredred says:

    The Imbecile Strikes Back

  585. 585
    JayDub says:

    The Girl who Couldn’t Talk Straight
    Wasilla: Valley of the Gall

  586. 586
    Zubik says:

    Northern X-poseur

  587. 587
    John Q says:

    (In tribute to Russ Meyer)

    Faster Mama Grizzly, Kill Kill!

  588. 588
    Paul says:

    Grate Expectations.

  589. 589
    Patti says:

    Lace 2
    Poising Hivey
    Super H8
    The Shirk

  590. 590
    OKthen says:

    Dancing With Shooting Wolves From Airplanes

  591. 591
    Ace says:

    The Half-Terminator

  592. 592
    xian says:

    babble without a pause

  593. 593
    xian says:

    2008: a lame odyssey

  594. 594
    xian says:

    the lamest club

  595. 595
    John Q says:

    Journey to the Renter of the Birth
    Run Loud, Run Shallow
    Casa Blanka
    A Passage to Indifference
    Pulp Faction
    Always Cry Wolf
    The Perils of Palin
    Blight of the Huntress
    The Bridge on the River – Why?
    Some Like Her Not
    To Mock a Killing Bird
    My Unfair Lady
    The Cable Gal
    From Here to Maternity
    The Sixth Nonsense
    Grand Illusion
    Gone With the Whine
    The Nightmare Before Christians
    The Dulling

  596. 596
    John Q says:

    It’s a Blunderful Life
    A Woman for No Reason
    The NonCommitments

    (From previous list – make that
    Grand Illusions)

  597. 597
    Bystander 75 says:

    Dumber and Dumberer

  598. 598
    Knives05 says:

    Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train

  599. 599
    Knives05 says:

    Craptastic Mrs. Fox
    Captain Palin: The Worst Agenger
    The Never Ending Campaign Trail

  600. 600
    Knives05 says:

    Inglorious Turd
    American Psycho
    Ghost Writer
    Drag The Country to Hell
    The Princess Dunce
    Bridge to Nowhere On the River Kwai

  601. 601
    Dontcha know too also says:

    Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.

  602. 602
    Dontcha know too also says:

    Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.

  603. 603
    Bryce in Seattle says:

    Million Dollar Babel
    Incorrigible Bastards
    The Winking Game
    Lord of Wardrobe
    Ms Taken

  604. 604
    Dontcha know too also says:

    13 Days: The Sara Palin Presidency, before she resigned due to corruption charges.

    Confessions of a Wasteaholic
    27 Dresses Too, I. Have Nothing to Wear
    Das Goat
    Bushtanic 3, The Return to Bushtanic 2
    Joe the Plumber Versus The Volcano
    Deadliest Catch: The One That Should’ve Been Thrown Back
    Wassila Belle
    The Lady That Stares Like Goats

  605. 605
    CoinKoin says:

    Twenty Thousand Leagues under Everything
    Yesterday Never Dies
    Monty Python Holy Fail
    White Snow and the Seven Farces

  606. 606
    DM says:

    Atlas Shagged

  607. 607
    bluestatedon says:

    Two Mooses Also for Sister Sarah

  608. 608
    droog says:

    Werner Herzog’s Grisly Ma’am.

  609. 609
    CoinKoin says:

    Dumb-o, the Lying Elephant

  610. 610
    Brian O'Connell says:

    Apologies if any of these are repeats, I didn’t read all 600+:
    Wasilla Winka’ and the Oil Factory
    Grizzly Madam
    Notes to Myself (On My Hand)
    Death, Be Not Panel
    The Woman in the Death Panel Suit
    Sweet Smell of Excess
    His Girl Sarah
    Stop or This Mom Will Shoot
    Two-Hundred Mules for Shopping Sarah
    Sarah, Dumb & Tall
    In the Company of Wolves (in a Helicopter)

  611. 611
    T-Ross says:

    The Sound of Moose-ick

  612. 612
    RoomClearer says:

    The Faking of Palin One Also Too Three

  613. 613
    bruised toes says:

    Gullible Travels

  614. 614
    RoomClearer says:

    @Fergus mac Roich: >snow< +dogs

  615. 615
    Vanine says:

    Here some more that came to me while walking the dog:

    Jaws 2012: dropping in chagrin.

  616. 616
    Ogden Wernstrom says:

    The Born Refudiation

    The Adventures of Governor Munchhausen

    The Effect of Gamma Rays on Pie-In-The-Sky Candidates

  617. 617
    Ogden Wernstrom says:

    Oh, and this:

    For White Girls Who Have Considered Resignation When the Half-Term Is Enuf

  618. 618
    Ryan Lee says:

    The Silence of the Moose
    Who’s Afraid of Sarah Palin (Everyone!)
    Sophie’s Last Choice
    2008: An Election Loser

  619. 619
    Joey says:

    dumb and dumber 2
    dumb and dumber 3, 4, and 5
    a room with a view of russia
    rain woman
    the good, the sarah, and the sarah
    et -the extraordinarilystupid terrestrial
    the graduate (not)
    beavis and sarah
    bride of frankenstein 2
    the silence of the electorate
    the manurean candidate
    eternal sunshine of the thoughtless mind
    eight and a half (aka sarah’s IQ)
    fargo 2, 3, and 4
    el torpe
    don’t read now
    au revoir, les enfantiles
    apocalypse named palin
    the 400 votes
    my dinner with android
    some like it not
    the long-awaited goodbye
    rebel without a cranium
    my fair lazy

  620. 620
    nonnie says:

    Idiocracy 2: The beginning…This one gets my vote!
    @Han’s Solo:

  621. 621
    PattyCakes San Diego says:

    Teabagging with Moose-ilini
    Sled-Dog Day Afternoon
    Journey to the Center of the Smirk
    My Mom is an Elk Serial Killer
    Knocked Up: The Bristol Palin Saga
    Half-Baked Alaska
    Planes, Trains and Snowmobiles
    Training Day
    The Yukonian Candidate
    Teen Sex, Lies and Videotape
    Every Which Way but Moose
    Dirty Todd and Crazy Sarah
    Bonzo Goes to Washington
    Plan 9 from Wasilla

  622. 622
    PattyCakes San Diego says:

    The Bee-hatch, The Lying and the $158, 000 Wardrobe

  623. 623
    PattyCakes San Diego says:

    Moose-Scat on a Hot Tin Roof

  624. 624
    Erica says:

    Juneau the Palins?

  625. 625
    zanec says:

    Moose in Rouge
    The Russia Porch
    Seven Years of You Betcha
    Riding the Bullseye
    A Quitter Runs Through It
    A History of Ambivalence
    Conspiracy Theocracy
    Out of Africa, the Country
    Save the Last Dunce

  626. 626
    Floyd Thursby says:


  627. 627
    Curious says:

    Slow Yeller

    The Sweet Small of Excess

  628. 628
    Harry R. Sohl says:

    Sarah, Palin and Simple (Real Simple)
    Twitter’s Twat
    The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sarah Palin
    Sarah Palin: America’s half-assed, Half-term Half-wit
    Half-Baked Alaskan
    Going Broke
    The Silence of the LambsThe Dipness of the Shit
    Throw Mama Grizzly from the Train
    Rosemary’s Baby, Also II: The Palining
    Jesus Wept

  629. 629
    Curious says:

    The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid
    The Slime Machine
    The Flying Hun
    The Idiot (NOT written by Dostoyevsky)
    The Years the Brain Stood Still
    Flirty Sarry
    The Faulty’s Fakin

  630. 630
    Curious says:

    The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
    Mindless in Wasilla
    The Half Governator
    Source Codeless
    True Liar

  631. 631
    Curious says:

    The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
    Mindless in Wasilla
    The Half Governator
    Source Codeless
    True Liar

  632. 632
    apocketfulofwry says:

    On a Wink and a Prayer

  633. 633
    Vanine says:

    The Lady is a Tramp

  634. 634
    apocketfulofwry says:

    True Twit

  635. 635
    Curious says:

    The Princess Lied
    Everybody’s Fool
    Presence of Malice
    Butch McCain and the Mindless Kid
    The Towering Infernal
    Fool Mind Luke
    The Hustlerette
    The Long Hot Scammer
    Spied Her Scam
    The Spy Whose Mind was Out in the Cold
    Fox Liar
    The Tree of Lies

  636. 636
    Curious says:

    Air Heads (Can’t improve on that as is)
    Mixed Nuts (Ditto)
    Psycho (Ditto)
    Jurassic Snark
    Bad Will Huntress
    Mrs DoubtLiar

  637. 637
    genghisjon says:

    zanexdo.climbing the walls in a theater near you!

  638. 638
    idesign says:

    You idiots sure spend a lot of time trashing someone who is supposed to be irrelevant…LOL

  639. 639
    Bruce says:


  640. 640
    Curious says:

    Gone With the Mind
    The unReader
    The Quitter Memorandum
    Without a Clue (as is)

  641. 641
    Curious says:

    The Lyin in Winter
    A Woman for no Seasons
    The Twilight Saga: New Loon
    In the Lyin’ of Fire
    or – In the Line of Liar
    The Boring Identity

  642. 642
    Lonestar says:

    Saw mention of this on another website and had to chime in:

    Alaska Is Not Enough
    More Fools For Sister Sarah
    Attack Of The 50-IQ Woman
    Clueless (needs no change, obviously)
    Bimbo: Menstrual Blood Part II


  643. 643
    Carlos Moreno says:

    An Inconvenient Untruth

  644. 644

    […] Sarah Palin movie names. Speaks for itself. […]

  645. 645
    Randy Bladel says:

    “The Hunt For Rogue October”

  646. 646
    Randy Bladel says:

    “Two Mules Beat Sister Sarah”

  647. 647
    Snappers says:

    Gullible’s Babbles
    Look Who’s Talking Also, Too
    Happy Drillmore
    Let’s Give Them Dumb-Things to Talk About
    Whore of the Worlds
    The Basketcase Diaries
    Oy Story
    Malice in Wonderland
    Exit Through the Grift Shop
    Doctor Do-Very-Little
    Descent of a Woman
    Good Drill Hunting
    Little Miss Gunshine

  648. 648
    FSTV me says:

    Wadsilla, Queen of the Fright

  649. 649
    ND says:

    Palin and Paliner

  650. 650
    ND says:

    Palin and Paliner

  651. 651
    PF says:

    Being Not All There

  652. 652
    wld says:

    @Alex S.: Eternal Sunshine of the Thoughtless Mind

  653. 653
    PUDCRA says:

    Thunder-Dolt & Lightweight

  654. 654

    Palin for Dummies

    Confessions of an Idiot by Sarah Palin

    Lipstick on Bulldogs, complete Book of Color choices and Application Techniques


    Delusions of Grandeur and Stupidity of Magnanimous Proportions

    Palin and Politics the condensed version, about 5 pages long, nothing of insight,just pictures of her wardobe

    The Newspapers I don’t Read by SP

  655. 655

    Amazonian Woman of Alaska and her Rodeo Road Tour- how I plan to tweet, amuse and shock you too, also, and again! by SP

  656. 656
    Esther Goldberg says:

    Dearth of the Nation

  657. 657
    Finknottle says:

    How Griz Was My Mommy
    You Betcha Your Life

  658. 658

    The Color All of Them
    Whine and a 1/2 (assed/term/baked/wit) Tweeks
    Bill O’Reilly Presents: Where’s My Iced Tea Party, Motherfucker?

  659. 659

    Shakespalin: Death of our Brain Salesman
    From the Sweetteeths to the Shawkenawe’s

  660. 660

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