Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You

This. Will. Be. Awesome:

Shortly after Republicans swept last November to a historic victory in which Sarah Palin was credited with playing a central role, the former Alaska governor pulled aside her close aide, Rebecca Mansour, to discuss a hush-hush assignment: Reach out to conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon with a request. Ask him if he would make a series of videos extolling Palin’s governorship and laying to rest lingering questions about her controversial decision to resign from office with a year-and-a-half left in her first term. It was this abdication, Palin knew, that had made her damaged goods in the eyes of some Republicans who once were eager to get behind her potential 2012 presidential campaign.

The response was more positive than Palin could have hoped for. He’d make a feature-length movie, Bannon told Mansour, and he insisted upon taking complete control and financing it himself — to the tune of $1 million.

The fruits of that initial conversation are now complete. The result is a two-hour-long, sweeping epic, a rough cut of which Bannon screened privately for Sarah and Todd Palin last Wednesday in Arizona, where Alaska’s most famous couple has been rumored to have purchased a new home. When it premieres in Iowa next month, the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign — an unconventional reintroduction to the nation that she and her political team have spent months eagerly anticipating, even as Beltway Republicans have largely concluded that she won’t run.

And you thought Atlas Shrugged sucked.

I think we should come up with the best name for this Palin epic. How ’bout:

Forrest Stumped
The Newspaperchase
Snowblind
The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid

Feel free to add your own. Mine are pretty weak.

655 replies
  1. 1
    Soul on Ice says:

    Gigli II

  2. 2
    El Cid says:

    From Here To Inanity

  3. 3
    CJ says:

    Real America and the Quest for the Golden Newspaper Stand?

  4. 4
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    Birth of a Nation 2. Or “2 Birth 2 Nation” for the kids these days.

  5. 5
    erlking says:

    @Soul on Ice: Aw, fuck it. You win.

  6. 6
    Dave says:

    The Half Monty

  7. 7
    Keith says:

    “Sarah Palin’s Alaska”

  8. 8
    Montysano says:

    Citizen Vain

  9. 9
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    Sarah Palin and the Chamber of Echo.

  10. 10
    mr. whipple says:

    When it premieres in Iowa next month, the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign—

    I would weep with joy if she gets in. Run, Sarah, Run!

  11. 11
    lacp says:

    That’s a must-see for the summer. Dunno if it will actually play anywhere in the Philly area, though.

  12. 12
    Carl Nyberg says:

    Sarah’s Big Adventure
    Snow Wars
    The Godmother
    Pulp Friction
    Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
    The Alaskan Patient
    The Governor’s Leech
    Raiders of the Lost Snark
    Nightmare on Your Street

  13. 13
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    The 40-year-old sixth grader.

  14. 14
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Saving Princess Palin.
    The Governor (I and I/2)
    The Grifter
    Newt Rocksme (Win One for the Grifter!)

  15. 15
    piratedan says:

    The Circus Comes to Town

  16. 16
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    The Last Queen of Scotland.

  17. 17
    Violet says:

    Grift Expectations

  18. 18
    Lev says:

    How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying

  19. 19
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Right Stuff, also II

  20. 20
    smith says:

    Well she’s got to do some kind of damage control. There are already two anti-Palin books out there right now, including one by her former aide. And the Joe McGinniss book will have a huge publicity blitz upon its release.

    The only people that will buy this hagiography are the 20-27% true believers who already think Sarah walks on water. The rest of the world will laugh it off like the fiction it is.

  21. 21
    doshaburi says:

    Two Mewls for Sister Sarah?

  22. 22
    Violet says:

    Governor Interrupted

  23. 23
    danimal says:

    The Princess Pride

  24. 24
    El Cid says:

    Yeah, you people just sit here making your jokes, and you’re all going to be real shocked when you wake up and she’s President. They joked the same way about Ronald Reagan.

    I dunno, it just seemed like somebody was supposed to say that.

  25. 25
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Helicopter Dances With Wolves

  26. 26
    Comrade Luke says:

    Red Yawn

    “Wolveserines!”

  27. 27
    Anya says:

    Is madam Grifter running? This tweet from Nate Silver seems to imply that she’s running.

  28. 28
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    No Country For Half-Term Governors

  29. 29
    El Cid says:

    The Aleutianist

  30. 30
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Dial M For Mama Grizzly

  31. 31
    El Cid says:

    @Comrade Luke: Awesome.

  32. 32
    kdaug says:

    A whole million dollars? For a pseudo-doc on Palin? That’ll be a mega-feature. Wonder how many screens they’ll open on.

    Glad the guy stashed away some extra cash in case the world didn’t end last week, though. This is a far more creative way to throw your money away.

  33. 33
    Q.Q. Moar says:

    The Scum Also Rises

  34. 34
    fasteddie9318 says:

    Lost in Translation II
    The Kids Are All Fucked Up
    We’re Just Not That Into You

  35. 35
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: Documentary Edition.

  36. 36
    shortstop says:

    The Sound of Moose
    Keepin’ it Steal
    Chariots of Liar
    Spite Night

  37. 37
    Xecky Gilchrist says:

    Also Too: Electric Boogaloo

  38. 38
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    The Moose That Bored.

  39. 39
    Q.Q. Moar says:

    With Deepest Apathy

  40. 40
    shortstop says:

    @El Cid: I feel like somebody somewhere already has, and with a straight face. But maybe it’s just come to those kinds of expectations.

  41. 41
    piratedan says:

    The Wasillan Candidate

  42. 42
    MoeLarryAndJesus says:

    Terms Of Uprearment
    Brainspotting
    Mentl

  43. 43
    Old Dan and Little Ann says:

    The Wasillaville Horror
    I can see Gorky Park from My Back Door

  44. 44
    Loneoak says:

    Battlefield Earth II
    Liarance of Alaska
    The Neverending Whorey
    Andrew Sullivan’s Aneurysm

  45. 45
    nepat says:

    Claws

  46. 46
    Tom Johnson says:

    Psycho.

    I know: it’s not a pun. But you have to admit it fits.

  47. 47
    Joseph Nobles says:

    All Quiet on the Malabar Front

    A Campaign Too Far

    The Christianist Candidate

  48. 48
    El Cid says:

    Wasillatown
    Raging Bullshit
    The Clinging Defective

  49. 49
    rob! says:

    Grifters For Algernon
    Far Away, Too Close
    On A Clear Day You Can See Stupid
    Little Governor of Horrors
    How To Succeed in Conservatism Without Really Trying
    Against All Clods
    Sweeney Todd Palin: The Demon Governor of Moose Street

  50. 50
    Comrade Luke says:

    From Within Sight of Russia With Love

  51. 51
    General Stuck says:

    But there’s no moose in Arizona.

  52. 52
  53. 53
    piratedan says:

    Northern Blights

  54. 54
    Roger Moore says:

    @Lev:

    How To Succeed Fail In Business Politics Without By Not Really Trying

    FTFY

  55. 55
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Not-Hur

  56. 56
    General Stuck says:

    The Illustrated Dingbat

  57. 57
    Johnny Coelacanth says:

    Griftereye
    (Right)Winging It
    Flung Poo Panda

  58. 58
    Violet says:

    The Kids are All Fucked Up

  59. 59
    Ronald says:

    Being There
    Failin’ Palin
    High School Musical IV
    The Infinitely Stupid Red Line
    Dancing With the Stars: The Movie
    The Mansourian Candidate

  60. 60
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Birth of a Nation

  61. 61
    4jkb4ia says:

    That related to the last Palin thread–in Palinworld, they think they can still bring out the mythic Sarah Palin when even the Daily Caller is mocking them.

  62. 62
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Spender in the Dress

  63. 63
    El Cid says:

    Oh my god I’m laughing so fucking hard at so many of these. Brainspotting! Spite Night! The Moose That Bored! The Princess Pride! Two Mewls For Sister Sarah! This shit is fucking genius.

  64. 64
    GregB says:

    The Devil Wears Mukluks.

  65. 65
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    The House of Seven Grifters

  66. 66
    El Cid says:

    Dumbsmoke

  67. 67
    Comrade Luke says:

    How to Make An American Wilt

  68. 68
    General Stuck says:

    Pride and Prejudice

  69. 69
    Seanly says:

    Griftpocalypse Now
    She’s a Big Stupid Idiot

  70. 70
    Xecky Gilchrist says:

    Word Salad Days

  71. 71
    freelancer says:

    Problem Child 5

  72. 72
    El Cid says:

    Swindler’s List

  73. 73
    Snarki, child of Loki says:

    Woman on the Edge of a Psychotic Breakdown

    How to Fail at Politics without Really Trying

    Fauxy Lady

    Todd and Sarah’s Most Excellent Fail Parade

    Killer Clowns from Outer Alaska

    Plan 9 from GOP HQ

    Attack of the 50-IQ-point Woman

    Sarah Palin: A Wild and Crazy Chick

    Tard Dreck V: The Search for Palin’s Brain

  74. 74
    Anya says:

    From Here to Wingnuttia

  75. 75
    danimal says:

    Juneau II: Post Partum

    That one’s for Sully

  76. 76
    BruinKid says:

    Alaska Shrugged
    Sarah Palin and the Deathly Panels
    Grifter Nation
    2012: Apocalypse Now
    How To Succeed In Making Money Without Really Trying
    Bye, Bye, Birdbrain
    Wannabe Cowboys vs. Illegal Aliens

  77. 77
    Violet says:

    The Treasure of Sarah Madre
    Gone with the Whine

  78. 78
    Roger Moore says:

    A Bridge Too Far From Anywhere
    Bridge on the Tongass Narrows

  79. 79
    Comrade Luke says:

    Citizen Inane

  80. 80
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Goldminer’s Daughter

  81. 81
    Comrade Luke says:

    Why don’t we just make this easy and call it a remake of The Grifters.

  82. 82
  83. 83
    General Stuck says:

    American Booty

  84. 84
    4jkb4ia says:

    The Mysteries of Alaska
    The Amazing Adventures of Sarah and Todd
    Ms. Palin Visits Juneau Part-Time, Takes Housing Allowance
    I Was Born In A Small Town
    (used to daydream in that small town, another born romantic, that’s me)
    Whatever Sarah Tells You, Heed Her Voice
    I Arose As A Hockey Mom In Alaska
    If I Perish, I Perish

  85. 85
    sfinny says:

    I’m just getting to the end of The Lies of Sarah Palin by Geoffrey Dunn and actually feel a little bad for the seriously deteriorating woman. But I think I’ll get over it.

    My choice is Being Sarah, like Being There but with extra Alaska crazy.

  86. 86
    Old Dan and Little Ann says:

    The Bird Cage 2: Being Sarah Palin

  87. 87
    Comrade Luke says:

    Wasila Birther Mystery

    (Sully would love that one)

  88. 88
    Violet says:

    Mooseferatu

  89. 89
    shortstop says:

    @BruinKid: Crying at Sarah Palin and the Deathly Panels!

  90. 90
    Carl Nyberg says:

    This is so easy and fun, I’m going to start in 1967.

    The Non-Graduate
    Belle de 2008

    1968
    Campaign of the Living Dead

    1969
    Easy Grifter
    The Alaskan Job

    1970
    Sarah! Sarah! Sarah!

    1971
    A Clockwork Sarah
    Sarah on the Roof

    1972
    Last Tango in Juneau
    Godmother
    Deliverance II
    Last House on the Right
    (Somebody else can work on “Deep Throat”)

    1973
    Enter the Barracuda
    The Way We Were (White People)
    The Exorcist Failed

    1974
    The Alaska Chain Saw Massacre
    Young Palin-stein
    The Collapsing Inferno

    1975
    One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest II
    The Rocky Horror Campaign Show
    The GOP and Their Dog
    Death Race 2012

    1976
    Taxi Driver II, Sarah Cleanses New York
    All the Candidate’s Family
    Sarah’s Run
    The Bad News Palins

    That’s just a random ten years.

    1973

  91. 91
    Johnny Coelacanth says:

    Wasilla vs Mechadestroyah

  92. 92
    shortstop says:

    @Violet: Damn, Violet, you are on fire.

  93. 93
    Comrade Luke says:

    Forgetting Sarah Palin

  94. 94
    Petorado says:

    One Flew Over the Alaska Nest
    Easy Liar
    Kindergarten Governor
    First Dude, Where’s My Vice Presidency?
    The Wo-Manchurian Candidate
    Moscow on the Yukon
    The Party Machinist
    Stranger than Pulp Fiction
    Silence of the Moose
    Not-so-brave Heart
    Eternal Sunshine of the Right Wing Mind
    Raging Bull-sh*t
    Inglourious B*tches

    What can I say? The bad puns they write themselves.

  95. 95
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    C.H.U.D. III

  96. 96
    MoeLarryAndJesus says:

    Mrs. Doubtevolution
    Witless
    The Sound Of Moose Sick
    Right Behind
    Birthbusters

  97. 97
    jrg says:

    How to lose a job in 10 days.

  98. 98
    Comrade Luke says:

    The Wench Connection

  99. 99
    Martin says:

    Limiting myself to Clint movies:

    Two Years for Sister Sarah
    A Fistful of Dollars
    The Dead Panel
    Any Which Way You Can
    White Hunter Black Soçialist
    The Rookie
    Escape from Wasilla
    Absolute Power
    Wingnut Ridge
    Million Dollar Baby
    Tea Party in the Garden of Good and Evil

  100. 100
    Crusty Dem says:

    Casablumpkin
    The Electric Grandmother
    965 Days

  101. 101
    GregB says:

    Dopeys Choice.

  102. 102
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    @Carl Nyberg: @Petorado: @Martin:

    I bow out of respect.

  103. 103
    jrg says:

    John McCain’s a Series of Unfortunate Events.

  104. 104
  105. 105
    Comrade Luke says:

    @Doug Mataconis: Nice :)

  106. 106
    freelancer says:

    Once Upon a Time in the Vexed.

    The UnProfessional

  107. 107
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    @jrg:

    John McCain’s a Series of Unfortunate Events.

    lolz

  108. 108
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Magnificent Sarah

  109. 109
    danimal says:

    The Deadliest Wretch

  110. 110
    4jkb4ia says:

    @Xecky Gilchrist:

    2 thumbs up.

  111. 111
    Suffern ACE says:

    “Free Tickets & Our Air Conditioner is Working”

  112. 112
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Starburst Wars

  113. 113
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    Lyin’ in Winter

  114. 114
    Joseph Nobles says:

    The Wonderful Grifter of AZ

  115. 115
    piratedan says:

    Is Phoenix Burning?

  116. 116
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    S*H*I*T

  117. 117
    shortstop says:

    @danimal: @Omnes Omnibus: @jrg:

    Niiiice.

  118. 118
    piratedan says:

    @Martin: you forgot…

    Heartbreak Bridge

  119. 119
    Paul says:

    The Brain Dead Zone.

  120. 120
    cbear says:

    The Palin in Needle Park

  121. 121
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    Ah, but what if the movie is such a raging success it gets turned into a TV Show? I suggest “Two And a Half Neurons”, “The Biggest Electoral Loser”, or “Survivor: Joe McGinnis’ Backyard.”

  122. 122
    El Cid says:

    Paligula

  123. 123
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Mommy Palin’s Life of Quit’n

  124. 124
    Lars Olsson says:

    Mama Grizzly Addams Family Values

  125. 125
    ...now I try to be amused says:

    @El Cid:

    The Aleutianist

    Yes! You have a Kenai for puns.

  126. 126
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    @piratedan: That’s Pawlenty’s movie.

  127. 127
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    This one:

    Mrs. Doubtful

  128. 128
    Wag says:

    Star Whores Trilogy:
    A New Nope
    The Evil Empire Strikes Back
    Return of the Obami (just to keep in mind what will happen on the off chance she does get the nomination)

  129. 129
    Hunter Gathers says:

    Star Bursts Episode 1 : The Phantom Nuisance
    Star Bursts Episode 2 : Attack of the Clueless
    Star Bursts Episode 3 : Revenge of the Stupid
    Star Bursts Episode 4 : A New Imbecile
    Star Bursts Episode 5 : The Idiot Strikes Back
    Star Bursts Episode 6 : Return of the Moron

  130. 130
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Lady Is The Tramp

  131. 131
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

  132. 132
  133. 133
    jrg says:

    Meet Joe the Plumber

  134. 134
    Old Dan and Little Ann says:

    Driving Miss Crazy

  135. 135
    Comrade Luke says:

    Squirmish

  136. 136
    jrg says:

    There Will be Blood Libel.

  137. 137
    cbear says:

    Night of the Living Douchebag.
    A Nightmare on Your Street.

  138. 138
    Violet says:

    From the article:

    Bannon originally titled his film “Take a Stand,” which was the campaign slogan for Palin’s 2006 gubernatorial run when she defeated incumbent Republican Frank Murkowski in the primary before cruising in the general election to become Alaska’s youngest — and first female — chief executive. But in order to give it a more triumphant punch, the filmmaker changed the title to “The Undefeated.”

    Perhaps “The Unelected” would be more appropriate?

  139. 139
    60th Street says:

    The Insanitarium of Quitter Dumbassus

  140. 140
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Greatest Story Ever Sold

  141. 141
    Buffalodavid says:

    “My Struggle”. What? Too subtle?

  142. 142
    cbear says:

    @jrg: excellent.

  143. 143
  144. 144
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    Nailin’ Palin (or has that already been used?)

  145. 145
    handy says:

    Lipsticks On A Pig

  146. 146
  147. 147
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    North By Nordstroms

  148. 148
    Martin says:

    Best Pictures:

    All Quiet on the Wingnut Front
    Mutiny on the Campaign
    The Moose Hunter
    You Can Take It With You
    The Greatest Show on Earth
    Out of Alaska
    The Last Emperor
    The Silence of the Media
    Unforgiven
    No Country for Black Men
    Trailerpark Millionaire
    The Hurt Locker
    Rain Woman
    Titanic

  149. 149
    Carl Nyberg says:

    @Dave:
    The Half Monty@Montysano: Citizen Vain@doshaburi: Two Mewls For Sister Sarah@Violet: Governor Interrupted@El Cid: The Aleutianist@Q.Q. Moar: The Scum Also Rises@El Cid: Raging Bullshit@rob!: How to Succeed in Conservatism Without Really Trying @Johnny Coelacanth: Flung Foo Panda@GregB: The Devil Wear Mukluks@El Cid: Swindler’s List@Snarki, child of Loki: Woman on the Edge of a Psychotic Breakdown, Attack of the 50-IQ-point Woman@danimal: Juneau II: Post Partum@BruinKid: Alaska Shrugged@Comrade Luke: Citizen Inane@Comrade Luke: Forgetting Sarah Palin@Petorado: One Flew Over the Alaska Nest,
    Easy Liar, Silence of the Moose, Eternal Sunshine of the Right Wing Mind,
    Inglourious B*tches @MoeLarryAndJesus: Witless@Martin: Escape from Wasilla

    This is the most fun I can remember having in a blog thread with my pants on.

  150. 150
    Rihilism says:

    Razing Arizona

  151. 151
    Paul says:

    Full Metal Jackass.

  152. 152
    Ed Drone says:

    Gone with the Mind
    Little Miss Barking
    Wasilla’s All I Saw (the Palindrone)
    Blunderball
    The Wholly Babble

    Maybe I’ll think of some more, later.

    Ed

  153. 153
    Hunter Gathers says:

    The comments posted on that article are pure comedic gold. Hey Doug J, I mean Reality Check, you can mine diamonds from that motherlode that will give you troll-fu powers beyond belief.

  154. 154
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    Vanity Fair

  155. 155
    Andre says:

    Sister Racked
    Sister Racked II: Back in the Habitat

  156. 156
    Citizen_X says:

    Ishtard
    Grizzly Madams

  157. 157
    Martin says:

    @piratedan: Oh, I had to stop somewhere.

  158. 158
    The Dangerman says:

    I don’t have a funny title, but I hear dueling banjos playing.

  159. 159
    danimal says:

    @Ed Drone: Extra points for the Palin-drone. Bravo!

  160. 160
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Alaskan Queen

  161. 161
    Citizen_X says:

    Wasilla, The Wrath of God

  162. 162
    Jennifer says:

    Grizzly Madam
    Gentlemen Prefer Morons

  163. 163
    Carl Nyberg says:

    The Palin Mutiny

  164. 164
    Martin says:

    @Ed Drone:

    Wasilla’s All I Saw (the Palindrone)

    Brilliant

  165. 165
    Tim Ferg says:

    17 and Pregnant: A Mother’s view.

  166. 166
    pepper says:

    The Bridge to Nowhere

  167. 167
    TOP123 says:

    Tea Agony and Tea Ecstasy

  168. 168
    maryQ says:

    Star Whores
    Serial Mom, also II
    When Scary Met Sultry
    Water for Elephants, also II
    Dazed and Confused, also II
    President Evil:Apocalypse

  169. 169
  170. 170
    Jennifer says:

    Inarticulate Proposal

  171. 171
    4jkb4ia says:

    Field of Republican Dreams
    Field of Republican Illusions

    Another Michael Chabon ripoff: Populists of the Road

  172. 172
    Morbo says:

    Children of the Corny

  173. 173
    AnotherBruce says:

    For a Few Dollars More.

  174. 174
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    Rihilism says:

    Sarahnormal Activity

  176. 176
    Roger Moore says:

    The Woman Who Knew Too Little
    Falling Up
    The People vs. Sarah Palin

  177. 177
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    On a Clear Day You Can See Russia

  178. 178
    The Dangerman says:

    Hot Tub Time Kaching!

  179. 179
    Comrade Luke says:

    The Lyin’, The Bitch and the Million Dollar Wardrobe

  180. 180
    Violet says:

    High Plains Grifter

  181. 181
    MoeLarryAndJesus says:

    Did anyone post this one yet?

    Driving Miss Crazy

    Or:

    The Legend Of Teabagger Rants

  182. 182
    Rihilism says:

    Easy A-hole

  183. 183
    The Dangerman says:

    The Wizard Of Ahhhhhhhhshits

  184. 184
    Palooza says:

    Weird Intelligent Design

  185. 185
    Petorado says:

    Requiem for a Scheme
    From Here to Paternity
    Way North by Northwest
    McCain’s List
    The Unusual Suspects
    Crouching Palin, Hidden Dragonlady
    C*A*S*H

  186. 186
    Jewish Steel says:

    The soundtrack?

    Also Too Sarathustra.

  187. 187
    Jennifer says:

    Mother, Uggs & Greed

  188. 188
    freelancer says:

    Unforgiven.

    Obamer Framed Roger Rabbit(Cavuto Mark)

    The Maladjustment Bureau

    Spaced Invaders

    The Fruit Fly

    The Sociopath Network

    Firing Super Troopers

    Bristol’s Millions

    Four Photo Ops and a Turkey Slaying.

    Eight Mooseheads in a Duffelbag

    Planes, Wagons, and Snowmobiles

    Indecent Proposal

    Don’t tell Sarah, Another Daughter’s Pregnant!

    Camp Nowhere

    Bristol Getting Buried

    Slumwolf Millionaire

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Wink Wink

    Extremely LOW Fidelity

    Burst Sarah Burst

    In the Mood for Gov

    “Training Day Fuck, better make that a coupla years”

    The Assassination of Sarah Palin by the Coward Katie C.

    The Incurious Case of Sarah Snowbilly

  189. 189
    The Dangerman says:

    Das (Nieman Marcus) Boots

  190. 190
    Roger Moore says:

    Wingnuts of Desire
    The Cabinet of Dr. Call at 3am
    Snow White and the Seven Doofs

  191. 191
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    (Clubbing) The Seventh Seal

  192. 192
    4jkb4ia says:

    Maverick Fever Pitch

    BREAKING : Kevin Biecza (sp?) sends Vancouver to Stanley Cup in 2nd OT. Pandemonium on radio.

  193. 193
    Andre says:

    @AnotherBruce:

    For A Few Dollars More

    Thread over.

  194. 194
    Carl Nyberg says:

    Is it possible there’s a short film or You Tube video in just listing all the possible titles?

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  196. 196
    Rihilism says:

    How To Train Your Dragon Lady

  197. 197
    Jennifer says:

    How Green Was My Money

  198. 198
    Rihilism says:

    Despicable Her

  199. 199
    Omnes Omnibus says:

    Ingrate Expectations

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  201. 201
    MattR says:

    @Carl Nyberg: We need to trademark all these before Jon Stewart steals them for his show.

  202. 202
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Return of the Pissed Panther

  203. 203
    freelancer says:

    Honey, I Exploited the Kids!

  204. 204

    The Unbearable Whiteness Of Being

  205. 205
    The Dangerman says:

    The Grating Voice Of Wrath

  206. 206
    Spaghetti Lee says:

    @Jennifer: @freelancer:

    (applause)

  207. 207
    Roger Moore says:

    The Gold Rush
    Into the Weird
    Grizzly Woman
    Six Days, Seven Nights (then I quit)

  208. 208
    freelancer says:

    The Mosquito Coast-ing

  209. 209
    Violet says:

    The Governor Who Wasn’t There

  210. 210
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Miracle on MeTH Street

  211. 211
    Nemo_N says:

    Conception

  212. 212
    The Dangerman says:

    On Golden Pand(ering)

  213. 213
    Roger Moore says:

    @Carl Nyberg:
    I don’t think it’s going to be short.

  214. 214
    Carl Nyberg says:

    As long as the comedian or talk show host mentions Balloon Juice, I’m ok with my stuff being used.

  215. 215
    freelancer says:

    Serenity, NOW!

  216. 216
    freelancer says:

    Blood Simple-minded

  217. 217
    Jennifer says:

    From Here to Insanity

  218. 218
    Carl Nyberg says:

    The Kook Who Sat By the Door

  219. 219
    AnotherBruce says:

    The Fall of the House of Musher.

  220. 220
    Mark S. says:

    Man, late to this but there have been a lot of good ones.

    Triumph of the Shill

  221. 221
    Cliff says:

    Have Some More Num Nums You Fat Teabagging Sacks Of Shit
    or
    How I Learned To Sit Still While Sarah Palin Robbed My Dumb Ass Blind

  222. 222
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    Trigger Mom

  223. 223
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    2012: A Specious Oddity

  224. 224
    robertdsc-PowerBook says:

    ASarahlypse Now.

  225. 225
    Rihilism says:

    Sarah Palin: Never Say Never (In 3D!)

  226. 226
    Hunter Gathers says:

    Sarah and Todd Do America
    A Whiner Runs Through It
    Midnight Quitter
    From Wasilla With Love
    Dr. Griftlove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Apocalypse
    The Bad News Mama Bears

  227. 227
    Calouste says:

    @MoeLarryAndJesus:

    Brainspotting FTW.

  228. 228
    freelancer says:

    Last House on the Ultra-Right

    The Human Conservapede (Half-Term Sequence)

    Look Who’s Screeching, Also too

    ETA: 3 Days of the Chickenhawk

    Sullivan’s Travails

  229. 229
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    To Mock a Birdkilling

  230. 230
    Jennifer says:

    My Left Foot (Is In My Mouth Also, Too)

  231. 231
    TuiMel says:

    @Martin:
    What? No “High Pains Grifter”?

  232. 232
    Atto Buoy says:

    The Whole Four-and-a-Half Yards.

  233. 233
    Roger Moore says:

    The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombie Lies!!?

  234. 234
    FlipYrWhig says:

    Ice Station C-Bra

  235. 235
    Jennifer says:

    The Graduate (Finally!)

  236. 236
    bcinaz says:

    The Ice Queen Cometh
    No Hope No Change: The Sarah Palin Story.

  237. 237
    Nutella says:

    The plot of the movie sounds a lot like the Atlantic story on the tragedy of Sarah Palin.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  238. 238
    MikeJ says:

    The Snow Machine Thief
    Les Quatre Cent Enfants
    The Discreet Charm of the Snowbillies

  239. 239
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    The stupid, the stupid, and the stupid. Did I mention stupid?

  240. 240
    BGinCHI says:

    Sexy Beast.

    Paris, Texas, Alaska.

    Fancy Pageant Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie.

  241. 241
    UncertaintyVicePrincipal says:

    Atlas Ignored

  242. 242
  243. 243
    Jennifer says:

    Chariots of Bile

  244. 244
    BGinCHI says:

    @Spaghetti Lee: This was the early winner.

    LOL, I must say.

  245. 245
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    They Shoot Wolves, Don’t They?

  246. 246
    GregB says:

    Jackass 4.

  247. 247
    maryQ says:

    The Reality Based Community Bites

  248. 248
    joeyess says:

    3 Days of the CONdor.

  249. 249
    freelancer says:

    @freelancer:

    Sullivan’s Travails

    I just added this late. Can I just tell you how proud I am of this one? I’m still cracking up.

  250. 250
    The Dangerman says:

    Coffee, Tea, and Pay Me

  251. 251
    Rihilism says:

    The Right Bluff
    Alaska Family Robbing Soon

  252. 252
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    They Dyed With Thigh Boots On

  253. 253
    freelancer says:

    The Mighty Morphin’ Power Seekers: The Movie

  254. 254
    MoeLarryAndJesus says:

    M*U*S*H

    I’m very happy with that one.

  255. 255
    Roger Moore says:

    Alaskan History Ex
    Saving Private Enterprise
    The Departed
    The Moose Hunter

  256. 256
    BGinCHI says:

    Fun With Levi’s Dick, & Jane.

  257. 257
    Jennifer says:

    Nanookie of the North

  258. 258
    BGinCHI says:

    @Just Some Fuckhead: That works on so many levels. I drink to that.

  259. 259
    joeyess says:

    The Grifters

  260. 260
    joeyess says:

    Sarah n Dipity.

  261. 261
    UncertaintyVicePrincipal says:

    From Here Halfway to Eternity

  262. 262
    BGinCHI says:

    This is the funniest thread since the last time Cole hurt himself while naked.

    Cole, any chance you could go streaking or buy a slip’n slide?

  263. 263
    Atto Buoy says:

    Throw Sarah From the Train

    Que Sarah, Sarah.

  264. 264
    freelancer says:

    The Hunt for Red Manolos

    Quit the Right Thing

  265. 265
    Roger Moore says:

    @freelancer:

    The Mighty Morphin’ Power Seekers: The Movie

    I thought that one was about Multiple Choice Mitt. How about:

    Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest: The Sarah Palin Story

  266. 266
    Can't Be Bothered says:

    Two words. Shit Sandwich. nah, but here’s some Coen puns.

    Brain Simple
    Burying Alaska
    Bimbo Fink
    The Sucker Proxy
    O Governor, Where Art Thou?
    The Governor Who Wasn’t There
    Intolerable Cruelty (hey it just fit)
    The Countrykillers
    No Country For Newspaper Reading
    Burn After Watching
    A Serious Joke
    Finally….
    True Shit

  267. 267
    AnotherBruce says:

    Profiles in Couric

  268. 268
    The Dangerman says:

    No title in this post, but please let this movie play as a double feature with Charlie Sheen’s “Winning”.

  269. 269
    Carl Nyberg says:

    1977

    A Bridge Too Stupid
    Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
    Campaign Season Fever

    1978
    Animal Spouse
    The Moose Hunter

    1979
    Mad Sarah to the Max
    Palin vs. Palin
    Paligula (El Cid)

    1980
    Raging Bullshit (El Cid)

    1981
    Escape From Wasilla (Martin)
    The Evil (not quite) Dead

    1982
    Fast Times at Wasilla High

    1983
    Twilight Zone: the Documentary

    1984
    Once Upon a Time in Alaska
    Grift Busters

    1985
    Back to the Past

    1986
    Sarah Palin’s Day Off

  270. 270
    MikeJ says:

    @BGinCHI: Damned east coasters starting the good threads while normal people are still out to dinner.

    The sole was delicious. by the way.

  271. 271
    cbear says:

    Where Vultures Dare.

  272. 272
    joeyess says:

    Dazing Arizona

  273. 273
    Gracie says:

    Sarah and Sarah and Sarah and Todd

  274. 274
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    Sarah Palin and the Half Term of Doom

    Scent of A Moron

  275. 275
    freelancer says:

    Patriot Lames

  276. 276
    Roger Moore says:

    Good Moose Hunting
    The Hustler

  277. 277
    Ija says:

    He’d make a feature-length movie, Bannon told Mansour, and he insisted upon taking complete control and financing it himself—to the tune of $1 million.

    Shouldn’t this be considered campaign contribution, since the purpose of the movie is for her presidential run? I thought there is a limit to individual contribution.

    Isn’t this just so ….. tacky? Getting someone to make a movie about you? The fact that Palin did the approaching first, not the other way around. They could have at least pretended Bannon had the idea on his own. This is just self-promotion on the level of Paris Hilton. Not surprising from Palin, of course, but to be so blatant about it … ughhh.

  278. 278
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    The Last Temptation of Todd

  279. 279
    The Dangerman says:

    Racky (starring Appalling Greed)

  280. 280
    UncertaintyVicePrincipal says:

    The Lying Game

  281. 281

    Children of a Lesser Todd

  282. 282
    cckids says:

    @Jennifer:

    Idiocracy

    I was just waiting for this one. Not a pun, but perfectly descriptive!

  283. 283
    Gracie says:

    They Kill Wolves and Moose and Bears and Fish, Don’t They?

  284. 284
    freelancer says:

    Cabezablanca

  285. 285
    BGinCHI says:

    @MikeJ: That delicate white fish is just so not-Sarah. Maybe with a little buckshot or pre-chewed by a Wolverine.

  286. 286
    The Dangerman says:

    The Sith Sense

  287. 287
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    White Shadows In The South Lawn

  288. 288
    Carl Nyberg says:

    Ice Grifter Cometh

  289. 289
    Roger Moore says:

    Sarah: Cultural Learnings of Alaska for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America
    Half Term for Grifter Sarah

  290. 290
    The Dangerman says:

    The Invisible Governor

  291. 291
    Just Some Fuckhead says:

    The Sense of the Lambs

  292. 292
    The Dangerman says:

    The American Press-Is-Dense

  293. 293
    joeyess says:

    Honey, I Sold The Kids.

  294. 294
    The Dangerman says:

    The Woman That Knew Too Little

    Last One:

    The Greatest Snowjob On Earth

  295. 295
    Mark S. says:

    AK Confidential
    Mommie Dearest
    Lost in Transcription

  296. 296
    joeyess says:

    Palinder, The Quirkening.

  297. 297
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    Run Dumb, Dumber… I Don’t Understand

  298. 298
    BR says:

    The Adventures of Rocky and Mooselini.

  299. 299
    Roger Moore says:

    The Great Village Potemkin
    Fantasia 2012

  300. 300
    AnotherBruce says:

    True Grift.

  301. 301
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    A Clockwork Sarah

  302. 302
  303. 303
    gnomedad says:

    Take the Money and Run

  304. 304
    freelancer says:

    I Now Pronounce You Todd & Fucktard

  305. 305
    zapoli says:

    They Shoot Wolves from Helicopters, Don’t They?
    The Handmaid’s Fail.
    Triumph of the Shrill.
    The Year of Living Ludicrously.
    Birdbrain of Anchorage.
    Vapid Fire.
    One Thick Phony.

  306. 306
    handy says:

    @freelancer:

    Ha! Best one yet.

  307. 307
    DonnaInMichigan says:

    The Wasilla Hillbillies…

    Here is their theme song…

    Come and listen to a story about a family named Palin
    A poor fisher-family, barely kept their family fed,
    Then one day she was shootin at some moose,
    She decided to become a city council woman

    Mayor that is, Governor, Quitter.

    Well the first thing you know their a multi-millionaire,
    Kinfolk said “Hey move away from here”
    Said “Lower 48″ is the place you ought to be”
    So they loaded up the truck and moved to Arizon-i-e.

    Desert, that is. Cactus, McCain.

    Well now its time to say good bye to Todd, Sarah and the kin.
    And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
    You’re all invited back a gain to this locality
    Make sure you write your check out, for their hospitality

    Wasilla-billy that is. Set a spell, watch Mexico.

    Y’all come back now, y’hear?.

  308. 308
    freelancer says:

    “To Roger Ailes,
    Thanks for Everything
    Idiot Newmar!”

  309. 309
    gnomedad says:

    The Half-Term Princess

  310. 310
    Jebediah says:

    The Lord of the Dingbats.

  311. 311
    Jennifer says:

    Frankenhooker

  312. 312
    Villago Delenda Est says:

    The Failin’ of the Palin Empire.

  313. 313
    handy says:

    The Grifter and the Snowbilly

  314. 314
    Julie says:

    Clueless

  315. 315
    Nate Dawg says:

    Desperately Seeking a Bruisin’

    Monster’s Fall

    Lonesome Gov

  316. 316
    MoeLarryAndJesus says:

    Batsh*t Begins
    Batsh*t Returns
    Batsh*t Forever

  317. 317
  318. 318
    freelancer says:

    @Jennifer:

    Frankenhooker

    Erm, I don’t know if you know this, but that’s actually an actual movie. I remember it from my youth when I discovered what Skinemax was. Oh the risqué of big tit softcore B-movies when you were nine years old.

  319. 319
    Cat Lady says:

    @MoeLarryAndJesus:

    C*A*S*H* works, also too. Double featured with Gone With The Palins.

  320. 320
    Nate Dawg says:

    Auntie Lame

  321. 321
    piratedan says:

    The Flim Flam Ma’am

  322. 322
    Joseph Nobles says:

    The Passion of the Palin

  323. 323
    Richard W. Crews says:

    PILF!

  324. 324
    Phoebe says:

    @Anya: “Bannon intends to premiere the film in Iowa late next month before expanding the release to New Hampshire, South Carolina, and Nevada.”

    Obviously symbolic, but it could be just a tease to keep the interest/money attention coming in.

  325. 325
    L. Ron Obama says:

    Wet Dreams May Come (The Rich Lowry Story)

  326. 326
    Kevin says:

    Kung Fool Sarah.

  327. 327
    amk says:

    palindrama.

    hope the fucking mittens’ oppo research is up to the job.

  328. 328
    slowhand says:

    Lipstick on a Pig

  329. 329
    Kevin A. says:

    Close Encounters of a Closed Mind
    Roger Ailes and Me
    2012: A Space Cadet’s Odyssey
    The Jerk II
    True Quit

  330. 330
    amk says:

    sarah services washington

  331. 331
    amk says:

    que sarah sarah

  332. 332
    Valdivia says:

    This is the funniest thread evah!

  333. 333
    Johnny Coelacanth says:

    I’d like to amend my previous suggestion to “Flung Poo Pander.”

  334. 334
    Tom Johnson says:

    All Quiet On the Frontal Lobe.

  335. 335
    Death Panel Truck says:

    Free Popcorn and Pepsi.

  336. 336

    […] title stolen from this Balloon Juice thread that’s full of suggestions.  I couldn’t in good conscience steal this one, because Ed […]

  337. 337
    Frederick Rhine says:

    Birther of a Nation

  338. 338
    Camchuck says:

    Fahrenheit All of Them

  339. 339
    Joseph Nobles says:

    Sarah Palin: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

  340. 340
    Odie Hugh Manatee says:

    I’ve just about collapsed LMAO at this thread, kudos to all!

    My late entries:

    Snowgirls (Can’t leave out Bristol!)
    Plan 9 from Alaska
    Snark Attack 3: Megalomaniac
    Ishtard
    Mommie Dearest 2
    Killer Klown from Lower Alaska
    Attack of the Stupid Bimbo

  341. 341
    SFAW says:

    2012: Dope-ocalypse
    Dope-oclaypse Now

  342. 342
    Rihilism says:

    Guess Who’s Coming To Zing Her

  343. 343
    Rihilism says:

    They Call Me Sister Fibs

  344. 344
    DPirate says:

    Heading for Mexico – Like The Rest Of The Country.

  345. 345

    Oh man, I’ve got to get in on this:
    __
    Northern Overexposure
    Babbling On 5
    The Wasilla Snowbillies
    Lost In Translation 2
    This Is Banal Crap
    The Unbearable Denseness Of Being Sarah Palin
    (Alaskan) Independence Day
    Iron Head
    The Incredible Sulk
    The X-Gov Files: Fight Her Future
    Planes, Trains, and Snowmobiles
    The (Eventual) Graduate
    Sarah & Todd’s Bogus Journey
    Weird (Political) Science

    __
    Special musical tribute:
    __
    Fools On Parade
    Night Of The Living Methheads
    It Would Take A Nation Of Idiots (To Have Her Back)
    She Watch Channel Zero 2
    Stupid Girl
    Bar-B (Que) Girl

  346. 346
    Rihilism says:

    Fantastic Coinage

  347. 347
    kay says:

    the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign—an unconventional reintroduction to the nation that she and her political team have spent months eagerly anticipating, even as Beltway Republicans have largely concluded that she won’t run.

    So is she running? Or are they just toying with me here?
    I think she should, absolutely and immediately, start running for president. I think that’s a great idea:)

  348. 348
    Rihilism says:

    BTW, funnest thread ever! Kudos to all.

  349. 349
    bjacques says:

    Runaway Trainwreck

  350. 350
    60th Street says:

    The Iquitarod

  351. 351
    Rommie says:

    Tina Fey’s 401K

  352. 352

    The Legend Of Zero
    Quitzilla: Queen Of The Grifters
    Cheat Prey Hate
    The Grizzly In Winter
    Burn Before Seeing
    Breakfast At Bloomingdales
    Failed Rider
    The Bridge of ?
    Every Which Way But Lose
    Thunderdolt and Lightheaded
    Play Ditzy For Me

  353. 353
    Fester Addams says:

    Anyone got “Grand Delusion” yet?

  354. 354
  355. 355
  356. 356
    60th Street says:

    The Trite Stuff

  357. 357

    Of Moose and Morons
    Never Let Me Run
    Quantum of So What
    Despicable She

  358. 358

    McQuitlock!
    Where The Dumb Things Are

  359. 359
    Billy says:

    I Botox?

  360. 360
  361. 361

    call of the vile
    white pang
    road to myopia

  362. 362
    tominwv says:

    La Belle du Journal

  363. 363
    Jamey: Bike Commuter of the Gods says:

    Is The Grifters already taken?

    How ’bout

    The Running Ma’am
    TelPrompter I Love Her
    Hand in Gov
    Kindergarten Candidate
    Citizen Lame

  364. 364
    boss bitch says:

    1001 Damn Lies

  365. 365
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    Night of the Caribou Barbies
    Revenge of the Stepford Wives
    Jesus Take the Wheel
    The Taking of the White House, 1 2 3

    I’m pretty sure this means she is running. She is cunning, and waited patiently for the attrition of the “reasonable” candidates after Rove and the elites came out against her.
    four reasons:
    1. revenge on the old white guys like Krauthammer and Rove that used her brutally right up to the midterms and then tried to shove her under the bus..
    2. she thinks she can win– dementia praecox and low math skills
    3. she has to run in 2012– in 2016 she will be post-menopausal and her base (old white guys) will be smaller while her anti-base will be larger (youth, minorities, and women) will be larger.
    4. She hears voices in her head.

    The tell-all book coming out is going to inflame her revenge gland and her persecution complex, give her a tonne of free publicity, and her base will believe none of it.
    Sarah is going to be the last man standing, lool.
    Maybe that means sharing a ticket with Romney or Pawlenty, who can say?
    The WH is her goal.

  366. 366
    daize says:

    @Camchuck: Awesome.

  367. 367
    ppcli says:

    @Buffalodavid: As long as it has German subtitles, it’ll work.

  368. 368
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    She will enter the race at the point she needs to get on the ballot in Iowa.
    Then she can present the conservative elite with a fait accompli, and demand a spot on the ticket while threatening a 3rd party or an independent run.
    Then strap your bigselves in, its going to be a wild ride.

  369. 369
    keestadoll says:

    @rob!: LOLOLOLOLOL

  370. 370

    the unbearable lightness of briefing.

  371. 371
  372. 372
    El Cid says:

    This shit is fucking awesome.

    We need to have some roundup, votes, categories or something. Alphabetical.

    Some of you little people get on that. I’ll check back in.

  373. 373
    nowhereman says:

    Atlas Shrieked

  374. 374
  375. 375
    Jennifer says:

    To Shill a Mocking Turd

  376. 376
    Pink Snapdragon says:

    @Omnes Omnibus: Awesome

  377. 377
    Dan says:

    Dumb & Dumber III; the Dumberest

  378. 378
    John PM says:

    On a Clear Day You Can See Russia.

    The Lincoln Liar.

    The Leftover:Part 2

  379. 379
    Jennifer says:

    12 Million Angry White Men

  380. 380
    pk says:

    How do you make a 2hr movie with only 1 million dollars?

  381. 381
    Jennifer says:

    Mrs. Stupid Goes to Washington

  382. 382
    Gracie says:

    This is still going!? Fantastic. I’m loving it.

    Here is my final entry:

    Bawl of the Child

  383. 383
    maya says:

    Big Miss Marker
    Jurassine Park

  384. 384
    quaint irene says:

    Most people won’t sit through a 30 second political ad without hitting the mute button, and these clowns actually expect people to watch a 2 hour commercial?
    Palin’s beyond delusional.

  385. 385
    joeyess says:

    @pk: Well, it’s really only $500k….. after you deduct Sarah’s fee and all that rot….

  386. 386
    Paul in KY says:

    ‘The Passion of the Sarah!’

    Also, ‘Mrs. Doubtsanity’

  387. 387
    NamelessGenXer says:

    @El Cid:

    You asked for it… alphabetizing makes it somehow funnier.

    ALT TITLES for Fuckwit Palin’s New Cinematic Grifting Scheme

    My clients are really pissed off at me for ignoring them this morning, but this is more important (and fun!)

  388. 388
    Damned at Random says:

    Chariots of Fail
    Buffoon
    Going My Way (it works the way it is)

  389. 389
    Bulworth says:

    When it premieres in Iowa next month, the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign—an unconventional reintroduction to the nation that she and her political team have spent months eagerly anticipating, even as Beltway Republicans have largely concluded that she won’t run.

    Sounds like Christmas is coming early this year.

  390. 390
    Paul in KY says:

    @Joseph Nobles: Dammit! You already came up with my gem.

  391. 391
    John PM says:

    The Lincoln Liar

    Flame(out)!

    On A Clear Day You Can See Russia

    And one that I cannot believe no one has said yet…

    Saracuda!

  392. 392
    artem1s says:

    Legends of the Fail
    I Deal in Fear: Record of a Living Being
    Throne of Moose Blood
    Stranger than Palindise
    Ghost Candidate: Way of the Snowbilly Grifter

    best thread ever!

  393. 393
    Bex says:

    Wishtar: Democrats Dream of 2012.

  394. 394
    Bulworth says:

    a two-hour-long, sweeping epic,

    Sweeping Epic!!

    We’re in serious trouble now. How we going to contend with that?

  395. 395
    shortstop says:

    @quaint irene: In the church basements where this will mostly be shown, the audiences will be rapt. They’ll be so absorbed they won’t even give a thought to the jello salads, green bean-and-mushroom-soup casseroles and red velvet cakes planned for after the movie.

  396. 396
    John Dough says:

    Team America: Fuck No

  397. 397
    Odie Hugh Manatee says:

    The best part about this thread is that everyone is agreeing on everything but the title for the movie…lol! Almost 400 posts and everyone is laughing, not at each others throats.

    There’s nothing like an uncommon idiot to unite everyone here, at least for a little while. :)

  398. 398
    UncommonSense says:

    Nanook of the North II: This Time, It’s Personal

  399. 399
    scandi says:

    The Devil Wears Prada Pantsuits

  400. 400
    brantl says:

    High Plain Grifter.

  401. 401
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    Sully sends John some link love.

  402. 402
    metricpenny says:

    Let the brothas get a piece of this:

    I’m Gonna Grift You Sucka

    Super Sly

    Graft

    Trouble Woman

  403. 403
    HG Hay says:

    A Shore Thing: The Movie

  404. 404
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    @Odie Hugh Manatee: b-b-b-but pretty soon Omnes is going to show up and scold me for thinking Palin is going to run!
    jus’ give it time.

  405. 405
    rodolfo says:

    Sarah, Blame and Gall

  406. 406
    HG Hay says:

    Or, An Offshore Thing

  407. 407
    Hawes says:

    Snowbilly Madison

  408. 408
    Tonybrown74 says:

    @Xecky Gilchrist:

    Also Too: Electric Boogaloo Alaska Caribou

    Fixed.

  409. 409
    ed drone says:

    @shortstop:

    In the church basements where this will mostly be shown, the audiences will be rapt.

    Sarah, not so tightly.

    Ed

  410. 410
    Han's Solo says:

    Sarah Plain and Stupid

    The Big Lame-Assy

    The Divine Secrets of the Alaskan Yahoo

    It Came From Trailer Park 9

  411. 411
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater says:

    Weenie Todd

  412. 412
    JPFrankenstein says:

    There Will Be Palin

  413. 413
    Cat Lady says:

    @NamelessGenXer:

    Awesome! Bookmarked for POTY. I’ll be dragging this out for teh lulz for years. Also too.

  414. 414
    Larkspur says:

    @NamelessGenXer: Thanks for the handy list!

    A few of my faves so far:

    Burn After Watching
    Free Tickets & Our Air Conditioner is Working
    From Here To Inanity
    High Plains Grifter
    How Green Was My Money
    Not-Hur
    Sarahnormal Activity
    Stranger than Pulp Fiction
    The House of Seven Grifters
    True Grift

    And from jrg at #136, my top choice:

    There Will be Blood Libel

    Good work, everyone!

  415. 415

    […] Clear Politics (via Balloon Juice): Shortly after Republicans swept last November to a historic victory in which Sarah Palin was […]

  416. 416
    IronyAbounds says:

    The Bubblehead
    The Jerk
    To Kill a Mocking Couric
    The Vagina Diatribes

  417. 417

    The Quitter #rightnameforPalinmovie

  418. 418
    Bulworth says:

    You Can’t Be Undefeated When You Quit–The Ludicrous Journey Of A Media Starburst

  419. 419
    Tonybrown74 says:

    The Sixth Non Sense.

    Sarah Palin whispers: “I see Russia from my house”

  420. 420
    camchuck says:

    @NamelessGenXer:

    Bravo!

  421. 421
    Crazy Eddie says:

    “White Heat–NOT”
    “Yankee Doodle Dingbat”
    “Love me or I’ll Leave”
    “The Public Enemy” and “Ragtime” (no changes needed here)

    Full disclosure-I’m a Cagney freak.

  422. 422
    Phoenician in a time of Romans says:

    Let’s go for just romantic movies:

    – Witless in Wasila.

    – Eternal Sunshine through the Spotless Mind

    – Blithering Heights

    – Pricey Woman

    – Brainablanca

  423. 423
    Long time lurker says:

    In the sci-fi mode
    The Forbidden Palin
    The Day the Country Stood Still
    2000 Light Years From Smart
    Sarah Palin and the Whitehouse is Doomed
    Thor(rry) thith ith a bad idea

    Hi ABL

  424. 424
    owlbear1 says:

    A Grifter runs through it.

  425. 425
    Autonomic says:

    Have Dumb, Will Travel

  426. 426
    IronyAbounds says:

    Bitch Cassidy and the Oddly Named Kids

  427. 427
    The Bobs says:

    Ow, my balls!

  428. 428
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    The Sarah Palin Story: I Can See the Rapture from My House

  429. 429
    NamelessGenXer says:

    @camchuck:

    Just Added:

    Legends of the Fail
    I’m Gonna Grift You Sucka (my new personal favorite)
    Sarah, Blame and Gall
    To Kill a Mocking Couric
    The Vagina Diatribes

    Short Linkie: http://wp.me/p1wMfe-2W

    PS: I am not shilling my blog because a) it’s just an idea I’m kicking around and 2) I’m only in it for the fun and destruction (of the GOOP).

  430. 430
    Nemesis says:

    Im now convinced she is running. She can garner enormous pub and grift millions.

    She wins Iowa, SC and maybe NV, then who knows.

    Her “movie” could be well received. Then she will speak, voiding all the good mojo of the film.

    The gop have themselves a(nother) problem.

  431. 431

    Something Wicked This Way Comes!

  432. 432
    owlbear1 says:

    Strange Crew

  433. 433
    AliceBlue says:

    How Green Was My Mat-Su Valley
    Moscow on the Tundra
    The Neiman-Marcus Project

  434. 434
    BGinCHI says:

    @IronyAbounds: LOL.

  435. 435
    Dale says:

    But there’s no moose in Arizona.

    No, but we have elk. Close enough for a half-baked Alaskan.

  436. 436
    Nemesis says:

    Birther of a Nation

  437. 437
    anAlaskanAlsoII says:

    The Woman with one Naughty Monkey Red Shoe

  438. 438
    anAlaskanAlsoII says:

    My unFair Lady: Sarah DoLittle

  439. 439
    anAlaskanAlsoII says:

    Full Pleather Jacket

  440. 440
    anAlaskanAlsoII says:

    The Woman with One Red Naughty Monkey Shoe
    My UnFair Lady: Sarah DoLittle
    Full Pleather Jacket

  441. 441
    maven says:

    The Palin Horror Picture Show

    Hush, Hush, sweet Sarah

  442. 442
    anAlaskanAlsoII says:

    How to Lose a Country in 10 Days

  443. 443
    Ghanima Atreides says:

    @Nemesis: she may just be angling for the VP slot. If she scares Romney in the polls badly enough, he may offer it.
    She is tied among likely republican primary voters with Romney in some polling, and she isnt even running yet.

    this is great. its like pouring gasoline into the conservative anthill and stetting it on fire.
    ;)

  444. 444
    maven says:

    And for Sully:

    What Ever Happened to Baby Trig?

  445. 445
    parenthetical says:

    Five Sleazy Pieces
    Liar, Liar

  446. 446
    parenthetical says:

    The Devil Wears Prada

  447. 447
    parenthetical says:

    Gilded
    White Heat
    Double Indumbnity
    The Greatest Story Ever Sold

  448. 448
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Sex, Lies, and Videotape

  449. 449
    parenthetical says:

    Witless
    Dumb Up the Volume
    Full Mental Jacket
    Once Were Governors

  450. 450
    parenthetical says:

    Wasilla! Wasilla! Wasilla!
    The Abyss
    Hollow-queen
    The Jerk
    Mission: Impossible
    Get Smart

  451. 451
  452. 452
    Jay in Oregon says:

    In Sully’s honor: From Here to Maternity

  453. 453
    parenthetical says:

    Lost in Translation

  454. 454
    Hunter Gathers says:

    By way of James Bond:

    The Gov With The Golden Wink
    Starbursts Are Forever
    For Your Cash Only
    On Her Majesty’s Simpleminded Service
    Quantum Of Stupidity
    You Only Grift Twice
    Never Say Never Also, Too
    Wasilla Is Not Enough

  455. 455
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Palin’s Labyrinth

  456. 456
    Some Guy says:

    Das Boob

  457. 457
  458. 458
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Sled-dog Millionaire

  459. 459
    Corvus says:

    Ice Rage: The (GOP) Meltdown

  460. 460
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Wingnuts Of Desire

  461. 461

    A Fist Full of Dollars

  462. 462
    Ryan S says:

    Silence of the Turkeys

  463. 463
    Ryan S says:

    Dumber and Plumber

  464. 464
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Fall of the House of Musher

  465. 465
    BrianTH says:

    Unrefudiated.

  466. 466
    Ryan S says:

    @Ryan S: Ack! Shoulda been
    Dumb and Plumber

  467. 467
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Lie, Lie, My Darling

  468. 468
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Run Loud Run Shallow

  469. 469
    catmandoodo says:

    The Shrilla from Wasilla

  470. 470
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Erase-Her-Head

  471. 471
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Heathers
    Clueless
    Erection

  472. 472
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Dazed And Confused

  473. 473
    Ryan S says:

    Gangs of Wasilla

  474. 474
    Thoughtcrime says:

    The Wasilla Skank Redemption

  475. 475
    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher says:

    The Refudiators
    Cool Hand Fluke
    The Truthiness

    “True Quit” is my favorite so far.

  476. 476
    Shivas says:

    The Half-Baked Alaskan

  477. 477
  478. 478
  479. 479
    Tony says:

    There Will be Blood Libel
    Irrefudiate
    Ground Zero Mosque of the Red Death
    Night of the Living Language
    Good Drill Hunting
    Mega-Snark versus Mockasaurus

  480. 480
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Chariots of Liar
    Fraud Runner

  481. 481
    Angry Geometer says:

    Piper Moon
    Exit Through the Donation Page
    Casablanca

  482. 482
    Marc says:

    Hm. Some good ones. All I could come up with was ‘Sarah Vain and Small’

  483. 483
    jasper says:

    High Plains Grifter

    The Dope of Wasilla Village

    dull dim and dumb.

  484. 484
    Gringo Canoso says:

    La Cage aux Faux

    Ugly Vetting

    This thread has more puns than month’s worth of British tabloid headlines…

  485. 485
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Elephant Woman

  486. 486
    jasper says:

    @catmandoodo:

    The Bungle in the Jungle

  487. 487
    Thoughtcrime says:

    A Starburst Is Born

  488. 488
    Thoughtcrime says:

    The Immoral Mrs. Tease

  489. 489
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Mondo Brainless

  490. 490
    jasper says:

    Black Market Swan Dive

  491. 491
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Mama Grizzly Dearest

  492. 492
    Some Guy says:

    The Half-Terminator

  493. 493
    Some Guy says:

    Sarah Does Malice

  494. 494
    Some Guy says:

    Pay It Backwards

  495. 495

    I went with more of a car theme:

    The Slow And The Dimwitted
    The Slow And The Dimwitted II: Rascal Scooter Drift

    Wasilla Nights: The Ballad Of Todd & Sarah

    Skanky and the Bandits

    And, needing no pun:
    Death Race

  496. 496
    Halleck says:

    Gone was the win

  497. 497
    Some Guy says:

    Jersey Bore

    The Whining

    Greedful Things

    A Bridge Too Far To Nowhere

  498. 498
    Halleck says:

    Casablankstare

  499. 499
    Some Guy says:

    Nineteen Eighty-Bore

    Monty Python’s Life of Lyin’

  500. 500
    jasper says:

    The New GOP Mavericks – War of the crooked decks, loaded dice and lying cheats.

  501. 501
    Some Guy says:

    Plan Whine From Outer Space

  502. 502
    Steve M. says:

    The Ideological Centipede (First Sequence)

  503. 503
    Thoughtcrime says:

    It’s A Wonderful Lie

  504. 504
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Dope

  505. 505
    Some Guy says:

    Brokeback Mount McKinley

    Most moving quote from the film:

    “I just can quit you.”

  506. 506
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Valley of the Dolts

  507. 507
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Wasilla Witch and the Bullshit Factory

  508. 508
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Sarah, The Wrath of God

  509. 509
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Starburst Mammories

  510. 510
    Thoughtcrime says:

    The Woman With No Brains

  511. 511
    Some Guy says:

    Eternal Sunshine of the Clueless Mind

    Emission Impossible

  512. 512
    Damned at Random says:

    One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest
    Far from Wasilla
    Goodbye Fairbanks
    The Sound of Malice
    Networth
    The Bible and Gun Club, Too
    The Bile Also Rises

  513. 513
    Thoughtcrime says:

    The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention

  514. 514
    Some Guy says:

    The Bungle Book

  515. 515
    Some Guy says:

    The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Loser

  516. 516
    Thoughtcrime says:

    The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years

  517. 517
    Angry Geometer says:

    Bring Me the Head of Barack Hussein
    The (I can see) Russia House
    Raising Arizona
    The Battleship Poutemkin

  518. 518
    Some Guy says:

    The Todd Squad

  519. 519
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Sarah Palin vs. the World

  520. 520
    Angry Geometer says:

    Midnight in the Garden of Good and Democrap Islamofascism
    (No fucking) Clue
    The Talented Mr. The Plumber
    Grifter Act II
    The Human Stain

  521. 521
    Some Guy says:

    The Non-Reader

  522. 522
    Angry Geometer says:

    Hoveround Midnight
    The Jazzy Singer
    The Raskulls
    Chair Force One

  523. 523
    Thoughtcrime says:

    The Worst of Everything

  524. 524
    Some Guy says:

    Event Borizon

  525. 525
    Some Guy says:

    Sarah and Lou Sleaze

  526. 526
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin

  527. 527
    Damned at Random says:

    To Have and Have More
    The McCain Mutiny
    Lies Actually
    Tweet, Tweet, Sweet Palin

  528. 528
    Thoughtcrime says:

    The Tapes of Wrath

  529. 529
    Thoughtcrime says:

    The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game

  530. 530
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Long Con Sarah

  531. 531
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Rebel Without A Clue

  532. 532
    G says:

    Mein Kampf 2011

  533. 533
    indy_girl says:

    SpongeSarah SquarePillow

    Faked Birth of a Nation

    Whatever Happened to CBJ?

  534. 534
    TRinIA says:

    All I can say is these are hilarious!

  535. 535
    Judes says:

    These are so funny!

  536. 536
    Madwoman says:

    Surprised not to see this real title yet:
    She’s Gotta Have It

  537. 537
    Anathem says:

    The Devil in Mrs. Palin

  538. 538
    HelenNPN says:

    “Mein Kampf, Also Too”

  539. 539
    Jay Moyer says:

    I Can See the White-house from Here
    Obamination’s Comin
    Our Nation is Ready for Cross-hairs
    Uncle Sam Wants ME!
    Fancy Pageant Walkin? You-betcha!
    Mrs. Piggy Gets Lipstick
    Fire in the Belly

  540. 540
    DrewM says:

    Palin by Comparison

  541. 541
    Wanli says:

    Cruel Runnings

    The life of blathers

  542. 542
    kster says:

    As I am sure they are going to re-whitewash the whole Trig birth story for the nth time, I’m guessing that “This is Spinal Tap” is still not a contender?

  543. 543
    pk says:

    Sarah Plain and Stupid.

  544. 544
    Tom says:

    Gotta get in on this:

    An American Embarrass

    A Woman of Insubstance

    Witless for the Persecution

  545. 545
    bobzaguy says:

    @mr. whipple:

    In that case my title of the film is :

    Mr. Whipple Weeps

    bobz

  546. 546
    bobzaguy says:

    @bobzaguy:

    And after looking thru the manymanymany great titles I have another:

    Baked Alaskan

  547. 547

    Has anyone suggested Survival of the Twittest?

  548. 548
    Thoughtcrime says:

    Some of mine from the other thread that I haven’t seen here:

    Palin’s Labyrinth
    Wingnuts Of Desire
    Fall of the House of Musher
    Lie, Lie, My Darling
    Run Loud Run Shallow
    Erase-Her-Head
    The Wasilla Skank Redemption
    Fraud Runner
    Elephant Woman
    A Starburst Is Born
    The Immoral Mrs. Tease
    Mondo Brainless
    Mama Grizzly Dearest
    It’s A Wonderful Lie
    Valley of the Dolts
    The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
    The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
    The Worst of Everything
    Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
    The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
    Long Con Sarah
    Paper Loon

  549. 549
    Rick from Marin says:

    “Mavericky”

  550. 550
    physicsmom says:

    @Martin:
    Excellent! Maybe Clint should be everybody’s inspiration.

  551. 551
    Paul says:

    The Um…Defeated

  552. 552
    bughunter says:

    GenXer – don’t leave out Paligula from your list. Brilliance.

    Also, I only saw one play on “barracuda.” There’s a whole continent of puns waiting to be conquered there…

    If They Barracuda See Me Now
    Barracuda, Shoulda, Woulda
    Barracudaly Famous
    The Barracuda Wears Saks Fifth Ave,
    or
    The Devil Wears Barracuda

    I could go on, but I’ll share the glory…

  553. 553
    bughunter says:

    Hm. I guess The Barracuda Wears Escada would be more appropriate…

  554. 554
    HVAC Mike says:

    @Dale: She can’t catch one of those either, but she’ll be taking credit for the kill.

  555. 555
    HVAC Mike says:

    “The gods must be lazy”

  556. 556
    HVAC Mike says:

    “The Salmon of Doubt”
    “The Grift-grabbers Guide to the Beltway Galaxy” (Spoiler alert! the answer is not 42, it’s $100,000)

  557. 557
    HVAC Mike says:

    “Animals (not in the) House”

  558. 558
    HVAC Mike says:

    “Flowers for Twitter-on”

  559. 559
    HVAC Mike says:

    “Mortal Dingbat”
    “The Wasilla Witch Project”
    “Fear and Loathing in Was Silla”
    “The Incredible Ditziness of Being”
    “Inspector Wingnut”
    “Wes Craven’s (and our) New Nightmare”
    “(Illegal) Aliens”
    “Free Willy (the Todd Palin Story)”
    “Dumbheart”
    “Highlander VII – The Babbling”
    “Mrs. Magoo”
    “Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer Hears a Helicopter”
    “Not Even Close to As Good As It Gets”
    “Apology 13”
    “Un-cool Runnings”
    “Natural Born Grillers”
    “Bram Stokers Babula”
    “She’s None of That”

  560. 560
    DavidG says:

    Enter, Gaffing

  561. 561
    DavidG says:

    @Angry Geometer:

    Chair Force One — one of my favorites!

  562. 562
    DavidG says:

    @Angry Geometer:

    You mean, Razing Arizona.

  563. 563
    DavidG says:

    Days Of Whine And Poses

  564. 564
    HVAC Mike says:

    @DavidG: or, “Days of Blunder”

  565. 565
    mpbruss says:

    The sequel, which will focus on Sarah’s supporters:

    Sweet Sarah’s Dumbass Throng. Voted “awesome” by an all-white jury!

  566. 566
    Paul says:

    My So-Called Governorship

  567. 567
    Fenwick says:

    Inherit the Whine

  568. 568
    Fenwick says:

    Sarah Python and the Wholly Fail.

  569. 569
    Fenwick says:

    Heaven’s Grate
    The Whine and the Lyin’
    Something Braindead This Way Comes

  570. 570
    constance says:

    2012: Spaced Odyssey

    High Futility

    Dazed & Confused II

    From the Bond files:

    Wasilla Royale
    Dr. Woe
    View Russia With Love
    Coldwinger
    Blunderdoll
    You Only Run Twice
    On Her Majesty’s Twitter Feed
    Ratings Are Forever
    Live and Let Lie
    The Girl with the Bogus Gun
    The Last Guy Who Loved Me
    Muckraker
    For Allies Only
    Octobully
    A View to Wasilla
    The Living Rewrites
    Licence to Fail
    GoldenThigh
    The Minstrel Show Never Dies
    Wasilla is Not Enough
    Lie Another Day
    Casino Grand Mal
    Quantum of Stupor
    Never Say “All Of Them” Again

  571. 571
    dave says:

    2012 Space Idiocy

  572. 572
    Moskow says:

    Matrix: Devolution
    500 days of Bummer
    Sarah Palin’s half-term off

  573. 573
  574. 574
  575. 575
    Toon Moene says:

    Clueless in Wasilla
    Unrunnable

  576. 576
    Toon Moene says:

    Jabberwacky
    The Meaning of Lie
    Novice Academy
    The Palin Syndrome
    Sarah Palin Superstar (I don’t know how to love Her)
    The Dirty Bossin’

  577. 577
    Razz84 says:

    True Fools for Sister Sarah
    Sarah: Plain and Tall(and Really Stupid)
    Todd Must be Crazy
    Bend the Truth Like Palin
    The Real ‘Merican President
    Dances With Wolves (Before Shooting Them From A Helicopter)

  578. 578
    Toon Moene says:

    Independents’ Day (in 2012)
    How to marry and be a millionaire
    You’ve got fail

  579. 579
    raptusregaliter says:

    The Hillbillies Have Lies

  580. 580
    diversityisNormal says:

    @Martin: this is almost too good! She’ll never get this!!

  581. 581
    diversityisNormal says:

    my favs so far: two mewls for sister palin; the sound of moose sick; never say never, also too.
    My contribution: Feeling Pale in the Land of the Midnight Sun.

  582. 582
    Michael says:

    Mexican-Proof Fence
    Sarah in Blunderland
    All the President’s Men Will Need Palin-to-English Dictionaries
    I Shot a Wolf From a Helicopter
    The Shipping News is Another Newspaper That I Read
    Wall Street: Contributors Never Sleep
    Wannabe-Star Wars: Return of the Levi
    Fantastic Mr. Fox Always Asks Me Pre-Screened Questions
    Half-Terms of Endearment
    Weekend at Johnny’s

  583. 583
    C says:

    Avatard.

  584. 584

    The Palin of the Vanities
    The Guns of Wasilla, with its sequel- Force Quit from Wasilla
    Charge Card at Tiffany’s
    The Sum of All Delusions
    PreznitQuest
    The Hunt for Red Murrica

  585. 585
    Jewels says:

    Money & Me starring Jennifer Aniston as the lead role.

  586. 586
    Toon Moene says:

    Magnum Farce
    The Govlet
    Deep Thought (well, maybe not)
    How the Northwest got lost
    Planet of the Dupes

  587. 587
    silvermoon says:

    The Stupid, The Bad and The Spiteful

    The Wizard of Odds

    A Narcissistic Life

    She Having a Baby (Not)

    Raising Alaska

    The Quitter’s Speech

    A Witch for All Seasons

    Liar, Liar (don’t have to change that name)

    Dumb and Dumber (ah, well I could add dumbest)

    The Awful Lie

    Freak House

    Sarah Dearest

  588. 588
    Toon Moene says:

    Cry Boredom
    Sarah Sings the blues
    Everything you always wanted to know … (I kid you not)
    American Gaffity
    The Towering Innuendo

    [ I’m now at 1974 in Wikipedia’s list of films – I will be
    here all night !]

  589. 589
    Toon Moene says:

    The Day of the Roguest
    Family Plot (original – we’re all in it for the money)
    The Goodbye Girl (original, I kid you not)
    Annie Stall
    The Shallow
    Rookie and the Pundit

  590. 590
    Uranus Hz says:

    Dude, Where’s my Clue?
    Mrs. Palin’s Penguins
    Buffoon
    City of Oh My Freakin’ God
    It’s a Wonderful Lie
    Demento
    Apocalypse Now Also Too

  591. 591
    Toon Moene says:

    Duperwoman
    Heaven Can’t Wait (and we neither)
    Foul Play
    The Muppet Movie (starring Miss Piggy-with-the-lipstick)
    The Red Loon

  592. 592
    Toon Moene says:

    Reds
    The Extraterrestrial
    First Blood Libel
    Sudden Implode
    The Color Red
    The Jewel of the Bile
    The Loonies
    Whites Like Us

  593. 593
    Toon Moene says:

    Top Nut
    Back to School
    Ruthless People
    Fatal Distraction
    Good Morning, Alaska
    The Secret of my Success (I kid you not)
    Lethal Waffle
    The Witch of (Far) Westwick

  594. 594
    Toon Moene says:

    The Naked Fun: From the Files of Novice Squad!
    Look Who’s Talking (no editing required)
    Born on the Fourth of August (my nemesis)
    The Star of the Bozos
    Total Recall (OK, that has to wait)
    Known Innocent (this is probably too subtle)

  595. 595
    Rocktivity says:

    How to Succeed in Politics Without Really Trying

  596. 596
    Some Guy says:

    The Liar, The Witch and The Wardrobe

    Diary of a Mad Hack Woman

    Lameheart

  597. 597
    Some Guy says:

    Maxi Whiner

    The Choad Warrior

    Little Prop of Horrors (starring Trig Palin)

  598. 598
    Some Guy says:

    Yawn of the Dead

  599. 599
    Toon Moene says:

    Sarah Palin and the Lost Crusade
    Hook – Line and Sinker
    Clear and Present Danger
    Mission: Implausible
    The Hunchback of Our Lady
    The Nutty Professor (my nemesis)
    Woman in Red
    The Fifth Amendment

  600. 600
    Some Guy says:

    Truly, Madly, Crazy

  601. 601
    Toon Moene says:

    There’s Something About Sarah
    Deep Instinct
    The Mommy
    Bloviator
    What Women Want (this cannot be for real)
    How Newt Stole Christmas
    Minority Deport

  602. 602
    Toon Moene says:

    Sarah Palin and the Belly on Fire
    Sarah Palin and the Exodus to Phoenix
    The Dark Night
    Sarah in Wonderland

  603. 603
    Toon Moene says:

    I think I should write a computer program to generate this – it costs too much of my valuable time …

  604. 604
    raptusregaliter says:

    Dopey Is The Bandit

  605. 605
    Victor V says:

    Something Wicked This Way Comes
    Two Mules For Sister Sarah
    It’s A Mad Mad World
    Gone Baby Gone
    Fatal Attraction
    Repulsion
    The (not so) Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
    (P)resident Evil
    North to Alaska
    North by Whatever
    Northern Exposure
    The Call of the Wild

  606. 606
    Ann says:

    The Dumbest Gal in the Room (documentary)
    Fool, Inc. (documentary)
    Who’s That Girl?

  607. 607
    Debbie R. says:

    Red Meat: It’s whats for dinner

    Sarah Palin – the other red meat

  608. 608
    HairOnFire says:

    Defying Gravitas

  609. 609
    JSC says:

    The Devil wears Valentino*
    Prince-less Sarah

    i like CLUELESS!

  610. 610
    Debbie R. says:

    It’s my party and I’ll vie if I want to

  611. 611
    msirt says:

    For Whom the Belle Trolls

  612. 612
    msirt says:

    The McCain Mutiny

  613. 613
    msirt says:

    Scary Plotter

  614. 614
    msirt says:

    Atlas Shrugged

  615. 615
    msirt says:

    Le Liason Dangerouse

  616. 616
    msirt says:

    Pride and Prejudice

  617. 617
    msirt says:

    Blundering Heights

  618. 618
    msirt says:

    National Trasher

  619. 619
    Steve Hammock says:

    At the Yawn of Civilization

  620. 620
    xian says:

    so trite and a craven bore

  621. 621
    msirt says:

    More trite and boring stuff:

    The Last Angry Ma’am.
    Vanity Fare
    Preacher’s Pet
    The Long, Long Trailer
    Ma’am of “You Betcha”.
    The Hunt for Red November
    Shame
    The Louse that Roared
    Lady is a Tramp

  622. 622
    Carl Martin says:

    An Unmoored Woman
    Presumed Incompetent
    Ignore This Movie

  623. 623
    Pruette says:

    The Passion of Crap

  624. 624
    blue state says:

    The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sarah

  625. 625
    Just some guy says:

    A Sale of Two Titties
    Goodbye, Mrs. Dip
    Withering Rights
    Children of a Lesser Clod
    A Pack of Clips, Now!
    The Wrong Stuff
    S.P. the Extraterrestrial
    The Liar In Winter

  626. 626
    ed sanders says:

    so many great ones, but I didn’t see “The Candidate… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

  627. 627
    beckya57 says:

    Jean Renoir would kill me for this:

    The Grand Disillusion

  628. 628
    beckya57 says:

    Two Boos for Sister Sarah, or

    Two Moose for Sister Sarah

  629. 629
    beckya57 says:

    Blade Plunder

  630. 630
    Mark says:

    Local Zero

  631. 631
    Bill says:

    Cleopalin

  632. 632
    Paul Papanek says:

    That Magnificent Gal and Her Flying Machine Gun

  633. 633
    T-Ross says:

    The Sound of Moose-ick

  634. 634
    Steve Bergquist says:

    Liehard 1
    The Great Impostress
    Crapdance

  635. 635
    Guy Burtis says:

    The Greatest Story Never Told

  636. 636
    Husky IV says:

    “The Neiman-Marcus Witch Project”
    “Gone With the Windbag” co-starring John McCain

  637. 637
    Rosmarinus says:

    AKA the Queen of Quit up here in the place where we can see Russia

  638. 638
    glamorousjean says:

    The Little Dictator. Oops, that’s been taken.

  639. 639
    bloozguy says:

    The Whining
    America By Bus
    The Buffoonic Woman
    What I Shot on My Summer Vacation
    Every Which Way But Lucid
    The Charge of the Light Charade
    Throw Momma Grizzly Off the Train
    Wasilly Wonkette’s Shortcut Factory
    Planet of the Gaffs
    Death Panel 2012
    Das Loot
    The Red Badge of Clownage
    Gullible’s Travels

  640. 640
    Rosmarinus says:

    Moderate how?

  641. 641
    Rosmarinus says:

    AKA the “Queen of Quit” up here in Alaska.

  642. 642
    Pattycakes says:

    Knocked Up: The Bristol Palin Story
    They Shoot Congresswomen, Don’t They
    The Eccentric Cowgirl
    Planes, Trains, and Snowmachines
    Half-Baked Alaska
    Teabagging with Mussolini
    Mrs. Half-Term Goes to Washington
    Sled-Dog Day Afternoon
    Nell, Redux

  643. 643
    Steve says:

    Fool, Mental, Jackass

  644. 644
    Steve says:

    My Own Private I Dunno

  645. 645
    Maria says:

    Tacolips Now.
    Princess of Thieves.
    My Big Fat Quitting.
    My little Wassillee.
    Turdsie.
    Love (money) Story.

  646. 646
    Patrick Griffin says:

    Palin biopic title suggestions:

    Water From Elephants

    The Right Wing Stuff

    Atlas Flubbed

    The Non-Reader

    Night of the Pig Guano

    Starship Bloopers

    True Grot

    Eat, Pray, Hurl

    Sleazy Rider

    Zabriske’s Pointless

    Ju-NO!

    The McCain Mutiny

    Mindablanca

    One Stayed in the Cuckoo’s Nest

    Substandard Expectations

    Raging Bulls**t

    Bad Will Hunting

    V for Vaccuous

    Loon Soup

    Mistake River

  647. 647
    Marie says:

    Sleepless in Wasilla

  648. 648
    Jim says:

    Citizen Con
    From Here to Infirmity
    All Quit on the Aleutian Front
    New Mules for Sister Sarah / New Tools for Sister Sarah
    The Gaps of Wraith
    Gistbusters
    100 Bellows
    Marathon Mange
    Birth of A-gression

  649. 649
    Jim says:

    last one…

    Dial “M” for Malaprop.

  650. 650
    birman says:

    Silence of the Wolves
    Take the Money and Run

  651. 651
    Finknottle says:

    Juneau Nothing
    For a Few Dullards More
    All of Them Quiet on the Western Front
    A Freakin’ Queen

  652. 652
    Toon Moene says:

    Malice in Wonderland
    The Department (as in, departing)
    Far West Side Story
    Black Hawaii
    The Carpetbaggers (see “Sara Palin and the Exodus to Phoenix”)
    The Bible: At the End
    The Professorials (my nemeses)
    Madame eX
    Dummy Girl

  653. 653
    Watermap says:

    @doshaburi: Brilliant!

  654. 654
    Watermap says:

    Uncle Sam and the Half-Term Princess
    Horrid & Maudlin

  655. 655
    dleet86 says:

    The Tall Tale Tart

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