This whole Rapture thing is bananas.
The thing that sucks about the Rapture (well, that would suck about it, if it were actually going to happen) is that I know some pretty awesome people, and I don’t want them to get Raptured. (That I feel that way, much less am expressing it out loud makes me unRapturable. I’m okay with it.)
But, seriously — can’t there be two levels of non-Rapture (or Hell or whatever it’s called?)
Why don’t we send all the right-wing, gay-hating, forced birthing, family values hypocrites — you know, the people who don’t deserve it — right on up with Jesus. Then for the genuinely Rapturable, can’t we have them stay here, but, like, give them extra bacon on their sandwiches and free HBO?
That seems fair to me.
Anyway, here is some Rapture-related info:
And this is an oldie but goodie — for all you atheists out there: