This is an open thread, but I wanted to share a little prayer I said this morning on behalf of all of us.
Dear Baby Jesus,
I know that I haven’t been too kind to you or your child fucking representatives here on this little planet that your daddy pooped out 5,000 years ago. And, I realize that your old man has been smiting sinners like me since before you were riding dinosaurs in your footie pajamas.
But, since you seem like the more tolerant member of the holy three, and because I don’t have the Holy Ghost’s email address, I wanted to send this out to you.
Please, please, please make Mike Huckabee run for president. I know that Palin gives a lot of your groupies a chub, but Huck is way better at pissing off Daniel Larison, and Larison is really funny when he’s mad at dummies.
In return, I will continue to call myself a christian, primarily because of you, but also because of bad rock music.
Insincerely, your less-than-humble non-servant, christian mistermix
If everyone here repeats my prayer three times today, and buys gold, I know in my heart that Baby Jesus will answer our prayers with candidate Hucksterbee.