ATTN: People of America
Please watch this clip:
You have now seen the only mild quip about rape in existence that is even remotely funny or clever. That is it. It is the only one in existence. The rest are not amusing or charming or necessary. Your attempts will not be witty, clever, or provocative, and instead will assuredly be crude and offensive and will just make you look like a total asshole. So knock it off. You aren’t Mel Brooks.