Two years ago, when Barack Obama became our president, unemployment was 7.8%, and our national debt stood at what seemed like a staggering $10.6 trillion. We wondered whether the president would cut spending, reduce the deficit and implement real job-creating policies.
In other words:
Two years ago, when the black guy with the funny sounding name became president, we wondered if he would wipe our asses, change our diapers, feed us a bottle, and put us down for a nap. Unfortunately, he expected us to act like adults and help clean up after our pants-shitting performance while we were in charge of the country. We think it’s more fun to accuse him of sneaking in and crapping in our pants when we weren’t looking. So let me do that for six minutes on the only cable network that still thinks that the Tea Party is anything other than the bitter rump of the Republican party.
If that isn’t a fair summary, let me know in the comments.