I’m still laughing at the way Tucker Carlson’s vanity project basically inserted itself into the day’s news by making shit up about pedestrian fatalities being caused by Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign. Even funnier is how they have changed it after the good folks at the GHSA pointed out they are lunatics. The original headline:
“First Lady’s anti-obesity campaign could be causing more pedestrian deaths.”
The new and improved headline:
“Highway safety spokesperson blames pedestrian deaths on Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign?”
I will officially take this opportunity to start an even better rumor- Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign was actually a very subtle plot to kill Jim Treacher and other right-wingers. First, they get them to walk more, then they have other branches of the government run them down.
It’s true. The ghost of Vince Foster told me so.