Just in time for this year’s State of the Union Address a gun and accessories manufacturer in South Carolina is celebrating their well known neo-Confederate asshole of a Congressman, Joe Wilson, with a special edition of a lower receiver for the AR-15 semi-automatic rifle. It is a limited edition of a part that can be adjusted to convert the weapon into a fully automatic rifle and it is stamped with “You Lie” in tribute to Wilson’s childish outburst at last year’s SOTU:
According to the local paper the asswipes represented by Congressman Asswipe wanted to:
“…honor our esteemed congressman Joe Wilson with the release of our new ‘You Lie’ AR-15 lower receiver…”
And in light of the many, many recent events linked to gun violence the company added some small print to help Wilson duck and cover:
The product “is neither endorsed nor affiliated with Joe Wilson or his campaign…”
And even as Wilson, his words and image are being used to sell the limited edition, his spokesman is claiming that the Congressman is absolutely impotent when it comes to the control his image. Somehow, I don’t buy that. I suspect that Wilson is thrilled at the thin veil of deniabilty and even more excited about the awesome gangsta street cred a weapon stamped with his jerk mark gives him at CPAC,
Republican Confederate Party meetings and in gatherings of the Tea Party on their carefully manicured astroturfed lawns.
One wonders how Wilson will expand the series at this year’s State of the Union speech. He must be meeting with his ‘advisors’ to come up with a new catch phrase for 2011.There are just so many possibilities. Will he yell out a simple “Shut up Nigger” or maybe a more forceful rallying point for the movement like “Kill the Nigger” or maybe he’ll go with a simple “Fuck You”. Whatever he yells, one can be sure he will be defended for exercising his ‘free speech’ and ‘protecting’ folks from that “takeover” of our Country that happened when a vast majority of Americans elected a nigra as President.
And whatever this white surpremacist fuckstick from the State of Traitors yells out we can be sure that his inbred pig-fucking constituents at the gun factory will stamp it on some weapon to be sold to neo-Confederates everywhere. And if one of these folks turns out to follow in the footsteps of the others since 2008–well that’s all good to these fucks because it just helps them sell more guns.
What a bunch of assholes.
UPDATE: ABL and I hit the publish button at almost the same time on the same subject. Turns out I went up just after her. In case you missed her very fine post, it is here.