Revealingly, Sarah Palin’s potential rivals for the 2012 nomination have not joined the party establishment in publicly criticizing her. They are afraid of crossing Palin and the 80 percent of the party that admires her. So how do they stop her? Not by feeding their contempt in blind quotes to the press — as a Romney aide did by telling Time’s Mark Halperin she isn’t “a serious human being.” Not by hoping against hope that Murdoch might turn off the media oxygen that feeds both Palin’s viability and News Corporation’s bottom line. Sooner or later Palin’s opponents will instead have to man up — as Palin might say — and actually summon the courage to take her on mano-a-maverick in broad daylight.
Short of that, there’s little reason to believe now that she cannot dance to the top of the Republican ticket when and if she wants to.
We know that Palin is an attention whore. All politicians are. But there are unspoken limits. One must “look presidential”, which is defined as Potter Stewart defined obscenity – no one can explain it but we know it when we see it. This ain’t it. This is the 15th minute of fame for a flavor-of-the-minute singer. It is the last grasp at a paycheck from a washed-up soap opera star. It is KISS on its 10th reunion tour too many. It is Police Academy 6. It is Jerry Rice trying out for the Broncos when everyone on the planet except him could tell he was finished.
When Braceras asks in her column, “Isn’t such low-brow exhibitionism beneath the dignity of a former governor and potential presidential candidate?” she misses the point by a wide margin. Palin is a potential presidential candidate only in her own mind at this point. She and Snooki are equally likely to be living in the White House in the near future. After willingly suspending herself over (and her family) over the dunk tank full of sewage at the reality TV carnival, everyone except Palin herself realizes that her next gig is more likely to involve hawking fishing gear on QVC than delivering State of the Union addresses.
Personally, I’m starting to get tired of the Palins, mostly because as one commenter put it the other day (I can’t remember who), I can’t keep track of which one is calling people faggots on Facebook, which one got pregnant, which one David Letterman made fun of, and which one is on Dancing With The Stars. But when I talk about politics with people in real life, all they want to talk about is Sarah Palin. And when I talk to people who have met her, they tell me I shouldn’t ignore and/or laugh about her, that she really might get elected and essentially end our civilization.
So let me pose this question: is Sarah Palin’s political future an interesting topic of conversation or is it all just mental masturbation? Should everyone STFU about her or should we all start hoarding gold, ammo, and Four Loko for the possible coming apocalypse?