My luggage apparently decided to take another flight, and rather than go to the hotel then come back two hours later, I’m in a hotel bar steeling myself for the election results with a bottle of shitty pinot noir. There is going to be a lot of bad punditry tonight, but I thought this just took the cake:
If indications hold true, voters Tuesday will deliver a powerful rebuke to the Obama administration and its plans to transform America. Also, “Toy Story 3” will come out on DVD. These two events are not unrelated.
The reason I am a lowly blogger and not a big time columnist is because I am
too sober not creative enough to make this shit up.