The National Tea Party Unity Convention is moving from July 15-17 to October for a number of bullshit reasons that obscure the real one — apparently, nobody wanted to come.
Leave it to CNN to dutifully transcribe the bullshit reasons without applying one bit of skepticism. Here’s a good one:
“The heat in Las Vegas in July is keeping many who would like to participate from attending. We have also received numerous emails from people who were forced to decide between family vacations and attending the convention,” adds Phillips.
Wait — You’re telling me that Vegas is hot in July and people take vacations in the Summer? Hoocoodanode!